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Old 05-24-2011, 11:17 PM   #51
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To the tune of the coke song

Wherever there's a pool
there's always a flirt
wherever there's a school
there'll always be homework

wherever there's a beat
there's always a drum
wherever there's fun
There's always Coca-Cola

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Old 06-02-2011, 11:36 PM   #76
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Am I the only one who noticed the Jack Daniel's placard in the first pic?

That may not be 'Coke' at all! ! !
It looks like there are also a couple of Ballantine's posters...
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I think this Coke can is from the early 1960's...







Here are some 1993 cans from Germany...


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I think this Coke can is from the early 1960's...
I have seen one of those unopened before.I had wondered if the soda would still be good.

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I thought of this too and wondered when someone was going to post this type of pic!
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