How do i tell my mom i wanna fucker her?

[Chill-bi-boy]

So i have been getting sexual feelings for my mother how do i tell her i want to have some fun?? All i think about is her tits and pussy it all started after i seen her naked about two months ago. Help???

[mrstennbabe]

UGH, you don't...

take it from me.. I'm about to be a mother to a son.

I'm pretty sure she didn't like when you were in her vagina the 1st time... she wont like it a 2nd.

all you are gonna do is fuck up your family

[Chill-bi-boy]

But she is just so sexy i want her

[mrstennbabe]

if she is in her right mind....she doesn't want you.

[Oweena]

Originally Posted by mrstennbabe

UGH, you don't...

take it from me.. I'm about to be a mother to a son.

I'm pretty sure she didn't like when you were in her vagina the 1st time... she wont like it a 2nd.

all you are gonna do is fuck up your family

I think you are trying to misinform the young lad.


In your mind it is something you wouldn't do or so you think. If that were true you wouldn't be in a forum that talks about incest. There must be something about it that intrigues you.


Right now having sex with the son you are about to have isn't a priority but as he grows into manhood as all young boys do they will start seeing you as a sex object and that is when he will get on a forum like this and ask someone like me for help in seducing you.


I have helped many young lads fuck their mothers over the years and from the mothers of these young lads I get basically the same answer “ If I had known that sex with my son was going to be so good, I would have started it years ago.” I get women personal messenging me asking me how they can seduce their sons, fathers wanting their daughters, brothers their sisters. Sisters their brothers and most of all sons who want their mothers.


I have been involved in Incest for most of my life as I was born into a family that has been practicing Incest for almost 200 years. I am open to discussion about this subject You can either PM me here on this forum or message me at oweena2241 on Yahoo Messenger.

[mrstennbabe]

and you are on some type of crack. lol

[IVA HARDON]

Originally Posted by Chill-bi-boy

So i have been getting sexual feelings for my mother how do i tell her i want to have some fun?? All i think about is her tits and pussy it all started after i seen her naked about two months ago. Help???

offer to give her a massage.

[abbitastic]

Originally Posted by Oweena

I think you are trying to misinform the young lad.


In your mind it is something you wouldn't do or so you think. If that were true you wouldn't be in a forum that talks about incest. There must be something about it that intrigues you.


Right now having sex with the son you are about to have isn't a priority but as he grows into manhood as all young boys do they will start seeing you as a sex object and that is when he will get on a forum like this and ask someone like me for help in seducing you.


I have helped many young lads fuck their mothers over the years and from the mothers of these young lads I get basically the same answer “ If I had known that sex with my son was going to be so good, I would have started it years ago.” I get women personal messenging me asking me how they can seduce their sons, fathers wanting their daughters, brothers their sisters. Sisters their brothers and most of all sons who want their mothers.


I have been involved in Incest for most of my life as I was born into a family that has been practicing Incest for almost 200 years. I am open to discussion about this subject You can either PM me here on this forum or message me at oweena2241 on Yahoo Messenger.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME YOU INSANE LITTLE IDIOT?

Like really? Oh what help this kid fuck his mom? Dumb. Yes, incest happens. rarely. Chances are, his mom doesnt want to fuck her. Go ahead, Incest boy, tell me, honestly, how many moms are like, yeah i wanna fuck my full blooded son? not many. If the mom gives signals, fine, have safe ways to try it, if your into it. By all means, consensual sex rocks in every way, but you should never try and CONVINCE your mother...that can ruin a family, this kids life, and god knows what else. I truely hope for your sake you arent seriously helping sons try and assault their mothers.

I would LOVE to hear what makes you qualified to think you can do this sort of shit and give out this kind of horrible advice, and for the record, being born in some ancient family of incest, Mr. Windsor, does not make you an expert.

[mrstennbabe]

Originally Posted by abbitastic

ARE YOU KIDDING ME YOU INSANE LITTLE IDIOT?

Like really? Oh what help this kid fuck his mom? Dumb. Yes, incest happens. rarely. Chances are, his mom doesnt want to fuck her. Go ahead, Incest boy, tell me, honestly, how many moms are like, yeah i wanna fuck my full blooded son? not many. If the mom gives signals, fine, have safe ways to try it, if your into it. By all means, consensual sex rocks in every way, but you should never try and CONVINCE your mother...that can ruin a family, this kids life, and god knows what else. I truely hope for your sake you arent seriously helping sons try and assault their mothers.

I would LOVE to hear what makes you qualified to think you can do this sort of shit and give out this kind of horrible advice, and for the record, being born in some ancient family of incest, Mr. Windsor, does not make you an expert.

thank you love.. Clearly.. You can respon to a post without being into that sort of thing..and Honestly.. you ( op) suggesting that I am.. makes me want to kick your ass.

WHat I high lighted in red made me laugh my ass off

[treen]

Mom-son sex may happen a lot in fantasies but in real world it will be rarest of the rare instance.
Sibling sex is well..... another aspect of life altogether

[Esmeralda Greene]

Originally Posted by mrstennbabe

UGH, you don't...

take it from me.. I'm about to be a mother to a son.

...And obviously, that makes you an expert on what might going in the mind of a person you haven't met and know absolutely nothing about except that she's given birth to a male child.

Sheesh.

I love the way that every time this topic comes up, people feel a need to appoint themselves experts, or to invent "facts" to support their opinions. If the topic grosses you out, can't you just say "Ew, that grosses me out!" and leave it at that?

[Alabamajim]

Originally Posted by Chill-bi-boy

So i have been getting sexual feelings for my mother how do i tell her i want to have some fun?? All i think about is her tits and pussy it all started after i seen her naked about two months ago. Help???

Don't fuck your family up guy,think about it all you want, but don't do it..she might hate you if you try this and kick you out

[Kimiko]

Originally Posted by Chill-bi-boy

So i have been getting sexual feelings for my mother how do i tell her i want to have some fun?? All i think about is her tits and pussy it all started after i seen her naked about two months ago. Help???

Why don't you ask your father for a few tips?

[WhaWhaWha]

Originally Posted by Chill-bi-boy

How o I tell my momI wanna fucker her?

By long distance.
And then never go home to see her again.

[noboat]

How about saying HEY MOM i want to fuck you!!!

[Distant Lover]

Originally Posted by WhaWhaWha

By long distance.
And then never go home to see her again.

That's the best advice yet.

[Mr.K Skins]

Originally Posted by Kimiko

Why don't you ask your father for a few tips?

I'm so jealous, I was just about to say the same thing!

[dirtydavid]

does you mother know where you keep all your porn magazines? If so then hide an incest magazine there. If not then hide it where you think she will find it. If it make her sick and sends you for help for a mental disorder or tosses you out on your ass, you only have yourself to blame.

[mrstennbabe]

Originally Posted by Esmeralda Greene

...And obviously, that makes you an expert on what might going in the mind of a person you haven't met and know absolutely nothing about except that she's given birth to a male child.

Sheesh.

I love the way that every time this topic comes up, people feel a need to appoint themselves experts, or to invent "facts" to support their opinions. If the topic grosses you out, can't you just say "Ew, that grosses me out!" and leave it at that?

and obviously, everything I said.. I included " I am mother hear me roar" ? yea... I don't think that I did.

thanks for playing tho!

[umpire2]

Originally Posted by Chill-bi-boy

So i have been getting sexual feelings for my mother how do i tell her i want to have some fun?? All i think about is her tits and pussy it all started after i seen her naked about two months ago. Help???

What you do is this:

Hang suspended from a window ledge 29 stories from the ground and confess to your Mom that you want to stick your hairy cock up her pussy.

If she still loves you, she'll pull you back inside before you fall to your death.

Then, if she has any sense, she'll grab an iron frying pan and beat your stupid ass to a pulp.

[abbitastic]

Originally Posted by umpire2

What you do is this:

Hang suspended from a window ledge 29 stories from the ground and confess to your Mom that you want to stick your hairy cock up her pussy.

If she still loves you, she'll pull you back inside before you fall to your death.

Then, if she has any sense, she'll grab an iron frying pan and beat your stupid ass to a pulp.

Ump, do you ever make post's that I don't love? You rock. I'm So developing a cyber adoration for you. lol.

[Esmeralda Greene]

Originally Posted by mrstennbabe

and obviously, everything I said.. I included " I am mother hear me roar" ? yea... I don't think that I did.

thanks for playing tho!

Sorry, I can't parse that first line. If it was meant to be snarky, I'm afraid it didn't work.

Thanks for playing, though.

[abbitastic]

Originally Posted by Esmeralda Greene

Sorry, I can't parse that first line. If it was meant to be snarky, I'm afraid it didn't work.

Thanks for playing, though.

Ladies, ( BOTH OF YOU) catty not funny bitchy comments like this ( from BOTH of you) including "Haha Thanks for playing though" Is the exact reason i A: Only Date men, and keep ladies as fuck buddies only
B: Why most woman are considered bitchy, annoying, pmsy, and bad all around

Comments like this are lazy, catty, and dumb. I would expect better from the more experienced poster, and really hope the newbie isnt going to be spreading this same attitude everywhere. Seriously, enough people are rude and annoying, we dont need the handful of girls here getting bitchy and starting lame as hell cat fights on someones odd ( i think, but again, IMO only, do what you do) thread, when they want help ( again...see above) its rude, and really not what this thread/forum/section is designed for.

EDIT: And by expect better, i mean if you ARE going to insult ( which lets face it, we all do even me) at least make it a smart funny bazinga line, not something lazy and silly like "Thanks for playing though" You aren't Bob Barker...but you should neuter your pets. haha.

[bar34]

Originally Posted by Chill-bi-boy

So i have been getting sexual feelings for my mother how do i tell her i want to have some fun?? All i think about is her tits and pussy it all started after i seen her naked about two months ago. Help???

[mrstennbabe]

Originally Posted by abbitastic

Ladies, ( BOTH OF YOU) catty not funny bitchy comments like this ( from BOTH of you) including "Haha Thanks for playing though" Is the exact reason i A: Only Date men, and keep ladies as fuck buddies only
B: Why most woman are considered bitchy, annoying, pmsy, and bad all around

Comments like this are lazy, catty, and dumb. I would expect better from the more experienced poster, and really hope the newbie isnt going to be spreading this same attitude everywhere. Seriously, enough people are rude and annoying, we dont need the handful of girls here getting bitchy and starting lame as hell cat fights on someones odd ( i think, but again, IMO only, do what you do) thread, when they want help ( again...see above) its rude, and really not what this thread/forum/section is designed for.

EDIT: And by expect better, i mean if you ARE going to insult ( which lets face it, we all do even me) at least make it a smart funny bazinga line, not something lazy and silly like "Thanks for playing though" You aren't Bob Barker...but you should neuter your pets. haha.

get a freaking life.. for real. what are you a life coach? It WAS over.. and I'm sure I speak for both of us on this.... we don't give a shit who you date. lol.

[bryanz]

i think you may not want to! not to offend you but mom brought you into this world and she can take you out but there is no stipulation as to having sex with you! this may be better left fantasy and find someone elses mom. in alot of aspects you might be a great guy but this could be a blow to your humanity and respectability and or you family if you pursue this. i would think if she hasnt approached you then let it go. my personal feeling is it is way wrong in many ways but im not naive enough to think it doesnt happen.

[crucial]

Originally Posted by Chill-bi-boy

So i have been getting sexual feelings for my mother how do i tell her i want to have some fun?? All i think about is her tits and pussy it all started after i seen her naked about two months ago. Help???

I am sure she already knows..us women aren't blind. If she wanted to travel down that road she would have given you signals, clearly she doesn't want to. Try your sister, you might have more luck there.

[cody6]

how about you dont ask. its your mother if she wanted to fuck you she would start something.

[abbitastic]

Originally Posted by cody6

how about you dont ask. its your mother if she wanted to fuck you she would start something.

HAHA That sum's it up perfectly.

[coloradoblueyes]

Originally Posted by Chill-bi-boy

So i have been getting sexual feelings for my mother how do i tell her i want to have some fun?? All i think about is her tits and pussy it all started after i seen her naked about two months ago. Help???

Just walk up to her and say, "Hey mom. Wanna fuck"?

[Saya91]

Try jerking off with your door slightly open. Make sure your naked. And if she starts to pass by and stops instead to watch you. Thinking you can't see her. If she keeps watching start moaning and calling out to her in lust. If she keeps watching all the way to climax, well then find a way to fuck her. Give her extra long hugs from behind. And when you do that, press your cock into her arse. Seduce her. Make her come to you. But if she sees you jerking off and closes your door with a look of disgust. Well that's that. She doesn't want you and you should give up on the whole idea. Find a woman that kind of looks like her and has a similar personality.

[ThunderedEchoes]

200?
IT'S BELOW 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[coloradoblueyes]

Originally Posted by Kimiko

Why don't you ask your father for a few tips?

Kimi you have done it again! You be a funny chick! I have to know. Are those your legs in your avitar? If they are, I love you my sexy liberal!

[1159022]

[unit]

Originally Posted by Kimiko

Why don't you ask your father for a few tips?

This might be a good idea. Over my long lived life i have come across many cases of Mother/ Sons getting involved and in the bulk of the acts they have been done with the Fathers help and knowledge.

Sons may be shy and awkward. Mothers may be tempted but feel that it is not the done thing, while Fathers are in an ideal position to encourage the family. Giving his permision, putting the thought into the Mothers mind and getting her to think and talk about it.

How about a family holiday, idealy to a Nudist area or somewhere the mother can relax, plenty of sun, booze, Mother talked into going at least going topless. Porn on the Video, clowning about and maybe plenty of touching and cuddles. Yes, it could happen.

[NoUndiesSince18]

woah !

i don't know anyone can think of fucking their own Mother !

i couldn't fuck a relative little alone my mother !

just think for a second. if you get your mother Pregnant you will be the Father of your own Brother.

" My dad is my Brother, and I'm my brother's Son ! "

OH GOD ! THAT'S SERIOUSLY FUCKED UP!