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Old 07-22-2011, 02:36 AM   #1
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Err I guess it's with me... O.o
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As always.. River Dance...
*really, is there any other viable option?*
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Not sure which one has got the force
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Force is equal to Mass times Acceleration. Sorry, I could not stop myself.

The Force is a mythical energy that surrounds all vaginas. It makes most of the younger ones very nice. Used properly, The Force allows a vagina to infuence the minds of men.

Sorry but I like younger , than I do older. Unfortunately since I am older it is a moot point.
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I have to say that the Star Wars guy in pink and green is really disturbed.

The Force? Yeah what the hell, it makes as much sense as a lot of other stuff on this site. The Force, is that what keeps me comming back to this forum???

I feel a great disturbance in the force, no wait, that is just a cramp from sitting here to long. And I thought I was getting so close to THE FORCE


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I never use force. I don't need to. Women throw themselves at my feet.

Of course, it helps that I stuff a rolled up sock in my briefs.
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When I was a child, my dad tried to force-feed me.

After a while, my mum said, "Just use a fucking spoon, Mike. You're not a Jedi."

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..........shooter, wandering by, hears what sounds like a force field opening up.
He sees light lashes! Could it be? He must check.......................*peeks carefully into room*


Nope. Just Darth Vader ripping farts.

Shooter backs away before he's spotted by Darth.

"That fuck has serious father image issues........wonder if he's still telling everyone he's their father?
But no matter what, he really needs to lay off that Obi One Kimcheebe.......makes his farts REALLY smell bad!"
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I put 'Jedi' on my census form.

They sent it back saying to re-answer the question as 'JEDI' was not a recognized religion. I guess it's just a hobby.

I've never seen a jedi in jail.
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