John or Virgin?

[richief]

Originally Posted by origen01

prostitution is expensive but it may fulfill his desire for control during sex. most escorts do not steal either...

I really should remember that some folk don't get sarcasm.

[origen01]

Originally Posted by richief

I really should remember that some folk don't get sarcasm.

you should.

[Cheltenham]

Originally Posted by origen01

If I were him, i'd just sacrifice the alcohol part...i mean Jesus Christ (sorry Lord) not even liquor?!

oh yeah, and allow her to have inconspicuous tattoos...but I agree that tattoos are a turn off.

A well placed tattoo can be beautiful. Tattoos as in 'sleeves' or a 'mural' on their back isn't appealing.

[origen01]

Originally Posted by Cheltenham

A well placed tattoo can be beautiful.

it can be. I also can be an accordion player.

[Emme_]

Following a woman home and masturbating is not only sad but stupid. Have fun in jail when they arrest you.

[richief]

Originally Posted by Emme_

Following a woman home and masturbating is not only sad but stupid. Have fun in jail when they arrest you.

He would lose that damn virginity in gaol though, arse rape counts doesn't it? C'mon it must count this guy needs to lose that millstone from around his neck.

[smcaaphd]

Originally Posted by origen01

prostitution is expensive but it may fulfill his desire for control during sex. most escorts do not steal either...

I'm sure there are plenty 10 dollah whores living in dumpster-ville near you

[origen01]

Originally Posted by smcaaphd

I'm sure there are plenty 10 dollah whores living in dumpster-ville near you

I do not appreciate your sass, madam.

[Cheltenham]

Originally Posted by origen01

it can be. I also can be an accordion player.

Do you create parodies of popular songs too like Weird Al Yankovic?

[smcaaphd]

Originally Posted by origen01

I do not appreciate your sass, madam.

Yeah you do. Really. Deep-deep down.


Doncha? Not even just a smidginist little bit?



Aww

PIZZAAAHHHHH!!

[origen01]

Originally Posted by Cheltenham

Do you create parodies of popular songs too like Weird Al Yankovic?

that jew is still alive?


I KID the Jewish people.

KID.

I was KIDDING.


I made a funny.

[origen01]

Originally Posted by smcaaphd

PIZZAAAHHHHH!!

coke is a hell of a drug...

[SilverLycan]

Go to the Moonlight Bunny Ranch in Nevada. I've never been, but based on what I've seen, I think they are very professional, courteous to their customers, and they use protection. The women are not back street whores that'll steal one of your kidneys after slipping a mickey in your drink.

[SaraTG]

Originally Posted by TheGentleman

.... It would be more honorable to die a virgin. People have more respect for virgins than "Johns"......

Hahahaha! Oh wait..You're serious. Then let me laugh harder HAHAHAHAHA! Sorry to be so late coming to this thread but what a crock! Looking at a porno site but all worried about sex being just from "love" and "caring" ? Like the vast majority of guys who have their first sex with some young girl in the back seat of a car in High School care about that? (Sorry if I am old and people don't have sex in the back seats of cars anymore ) But if by some chance someone else finds this thread and are in a similar situation as someone else mentioned I would go to a higher class escort or call girl than just a street walker. Maybe they don't care about you either but they will at least pretend they do.

[meforyou]

Originally Posted by TheGentleman

I do have standards, but they are not very high. Here are a few of my requirements. They are very reasonable.

1.) She must be white.

2.) She can't be taller or heavier than me.

3.) No tattoos, body piercings or any other self mutilation.

4.) She must have all of her teeth.

5.) No drug, alcohol or tobacco use.

6.) She must have a job.

7.) She must be intelligent.

8.) She must be kind and respectful.

9.) She must have good manners.

Dear me. If you're not a troll as Origen seems to think, you certainly have issues.

1) Suggests that you're a racist

2) What on earth is wrong with a woman being taller or heavier than you? Tall women are every bit as attractive as those of average height, or shorter women. As for the weight issue, with you being 40, women of a similar age will not necessarily be as slim as they were in their twenties.

3) Many people have tattoos, and piercing is commonplace, but piercings can heal over. What if she said that she would remove her piercings?

4) Many people lose a tooth at an early age. She may have been a hockey player for instance, and had a tooth knocked out. Would she be penalised for that?

5) A non smoker preferance is understandable, as is someone who is drug free - but what if she enjoys a glass of wine with her dinner?

6) Having worked for a company for many years, she may have recently been made redundant, and is searching for a new position. Why should that count against her?

7) You say that she must be intelligent, which is understandable, but less intelligent folk can be beautiful people - kind, honest and loyal.

Kind and respectful is fair enough.

9) Good manners - fair enough as well.

So, to summarise - you are searching for a caucasian woman, who isn't particularly tall and not overweight. She must have no tattoos or piercings, and a full set of teeth. Moreover, she must be a non smoking and non drinking, drug free woman who is kind and respectful, with good manners, is intelligent and is currently employed.

Hmmmmmmmmh. Is there anyone out there who has those crudentials?

[origen01]

Originally Posted by meforyou

1) Suggests that you're a racist

everyone has their preferences. I'm black and love latinas...

[meforyou]

Originally Posted by origen01

everyone has their preferences. I'm black and love latinas...

I understand what you're saying, but "She 'must' be white" suggests racism. It was the word "must" that set alarm bells ringing.

[origen01]

Originally Posted by meforyou

I understand what you're saying, but "She 'must' be white" suggests racism. It was the word "must" that set alarm bells ringing.

relax on this one, honky...

[meforyou]

Originally Posted by origen01

relax on this one, honky...

LOL. Okay, I shall. I just loathe racism. My mother was under nazi occupation during the war, so I suppose that's where I get it from.

[origen01]

Originally Posted by meforyou

LOL. Okay, I shall. I just loathe racism. My mother was under nazi occupation during the war, so I suppose that's where I get it from.

[Cheltenham]

Originally Posted by meforyou

Dear me. If you're not a troll as Origen seems to think, you certainly have issues.

1) Suggests that you're a racist

2) What on earth is wrong with a woman being taller or heavier than you? Tall women are every bit as attractive as those of average height, or shorter women. As for the weight issue, with you being 40, women of a similar age will not necessarily be as slim as they were in their twenties.

3) Many people have tattoos, and piercing is commonplace, but piercings can heal over. What if she said that she would remove her piercings?

4) Many people lose a tooth at an early age. She may have been a hockey player for instance, and had a tooth knocked out. Would she be penalised for that?

5) A non smoker preferance is understandable, as is someone who is drug free - but what if she enjoys a glass of wine with her dinner?

6) Having worked for a company for many years, she may have recently been made redundant, and is searching for a new position. Why should that count against her?

7) You say that she must be intelligent, which is understandable, but less intelligent folk can be beautiful people - kind, honest and loyal.

Kind and respectful is fair enough.

9) Good manners - fair enough as well.

So, to summarise - you are searching for a caucasian woman, who isn't particularly tall and not overweight. She must have no tattoos or piercings, and a full set of teeth. Moreover, she must be a non smoking and non drinking, drug free woman who is kind and respectful, with good manners, is intelligent and is currently employed.

Hmmmmmmmmh. Is there anyone out there who has those crudentials?

All of those qualities in one person is next to impossible. Unless this guy has everything that he's looking for in a potential mate, he shouldn't be seeking as much from them. It's only fair.

Originally Posted by meforyou

I understand what you're saying, but "She 'must' be white" suggests racism. It was the word "must" that set alarm bells ringing.

I wonder though if being 'white' means she can also be of an Asian descent or she just has to have 'white' skin.

[smcaaphd]

[richief]

Originally Posted by Cheltenham

All of those qualities in one person is next to impossible. Unless this guy has everything that he's looking for in a potential mate, he shouldn't be seeking as much from them. It's only fair.



I wonder though if being 'white' means she can also be of an Asian descent or she just has to have 'white' skin.

He makes a list of ten demands forgetting that he is nearly forty, a virgin, by his own admission ugly, has very few friends and no female friends.

What is he bringing to the party to excite the ladies?

[smcaaphd]

Originally Posted by richief

He makes a list of ten demands forgetting that he is nearly forty, a virgin, by his own admission ugly, has very few friends and no female friends.

What is he bringing to the party to excite the ladies?

A three-foot tongue and the ability to breath through his ears...if not, then I can't see anyone being interested - not even the desperates on this forum, which is saying something

[TheGentleman]

Originally Posted by meforyou

I understand what you're saying, but "She 'must' be white" suggests racism. It was the word "must" that set alarm bells ringing.

I would never date a man. Does that make me homophobic? Your argument rings hollow. I am only attracted to white women. I'm not the only one. There are a lot of us out there. Take a look around. Have you noticed how many video clips on this site feature white women? It's no coincidence. The men in the videos are not always white, but the women almost always are. What does that tell you? If you don't know, I will tell you. White women are the most desired and sought after. White women are the most attractive. That's not just my opinion. That's a fact. Most Hollywood actresses, fashion models and porn stars are white women. White porn stars and prostitutes make more money than those of other races because they are in much higher demand. I'm sorry if that offends your liberal sensibilities. You can argue with me, but you can't argue with the facts.

By the way, most white women prefer to date and marry white men. I know that because I have been looking into it. I have read a lot of articles on the subject. I have also seen a lot of survey results. I know the information is accurate because it is consistent with what I see when I am out in public. I still see more white men with white women. That is a fact. I don't expect it to change any time soon. I'm sure that some people like yourself want things to change. You want social engineering. Maybe if Obama is reelected he will take action to address the issue. Perhaps an Affirmative Action program for dating. Or maybe he could just impose a ban on same race dating and marriage. Would you like to see that? I bet you would. If loving white women is wrong, then I don't want to be right.

I know that I'm being blunt. The truth hurts sometimes. You and others in this forum don't seem to have a problem being blunt with me. What about the women who refuse to date me? Are they bigots? Are their hearts filled with hate? The answer is no. They are just making a choice based on their own personal preferences.

[Cheltenham]

Originally Posted by richief

He makes a list of ten demands forgetting that he is nearly forty, a virgin, by his own admission ugly, has very few friends and no female friends.

What is he bringing to the party to excite the ladies?

His uncanny ability to survey them through an available window without being noticed.

Oh. You said EXCITE, not FRIGHTEN

[Distant Lover]

Originally Posted by TheGentleman

I do have standards, but they are not very high. Here are a few of my requirements. They are very reasonable.

1.) She must be white.

2.) She can't be taller or heavier than me.

3.) No tattoos, body piercings or any other self mutilation.

4.) She must have all of her teeth.

5.) No drug, alcohol or tobacco use.

6.) She must have a job.

7.) She must be intelligent.

8.) She must be kind and respectful.

9.) She must have good manners.

[AZRIEL]

Originally Posted by TheGentleman

As we already know, men have very strong sexual urges.
In order to satisfy these urges, a man needs a release.
In order to have a release, a man needs an outlet.

Originally Posted by TheGentleman

The fact is a man needs sexual contact with a woman to feel physically and emotionally fulfilled.
If he doesn't get it, he starts to act strangely.

Originally Posted by TheGentleman

If I see a pretty lady, maybe I could follow her home.
I could stand outside of her bedroom window and wait for her to undress.
Then I could masturbate until I ejaculate into the bushes outside of her home.
Then I could finally get close to a woman without being judged.

Originally Posted by TheGentleman

I admit that this is an extreme and unusual sexual act.

Originally Posted by TheGentleman

However, most women would be turned off by it.
Some would even find it creepy.
They would assume that something is wrong with me.

Originally Posted by TheGentleman

To most women, you are nothing

Originally Posted by TheGentleman

I am nothing.
I am completely worthless as a man

Originally Posted by TheGentleman

People consider you to be less of a man or not a real man

Originally Posted by TheGentleman

Most women feel the same way.

Originally Posted by TheGentleman

That may be true.

[Dani California]

Aww damn, someone will have to remind me to remember not want anything to do with any guy whoever says he paid for sex.

[dominatonic]

Pick two or three of these four traits, and you'll find someone that fits the bill.

1.) Beautiful
2.) Intelligent
3.) Kind
4.) Single

Don't get greedy and look only for people with all four traits and you'll find someone.

[smcaaphd]

[richief]

Not for him it isn't.

[Empress Lainie]

Originally Posted by Distant Lover

I meet all of your criteria but #4, not my fault I swalled a tooth one nigh while asleep.