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Virtual Mistress
Join Date: Jun 2009
Age: 53
Posts: 28,467
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As it says - no wit, not jokes, just be boring!
I think I might file my fingernails soon.........
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Mature, married and straight
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Texas. Everything's bigger down south
Age: 32
Posts: 1,819
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Even though I just woke up, I might go back to sleep.
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Sex Lover
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: California, bitches!
Posts: 243
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I am bored.
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what does not kill me, makes me stronger.
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I was feeling peckish so made some toast. It's ok.
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Porn Surfer
Join Date: May 2011
Posts: 38
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join me and my gf for a cam2cam show, thats not boring!
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Jun 2009
Posts: 704
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Think I might be catching a cold.
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Southern UK
Posts: 4,755
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I'm going to bed soon. On my own. To sleep.
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Virtual Mistress
Join Date: Jun 2009
Age: 53
Posts: 28,467
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I've been sitting too long - my bum aches
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well I have heard that bordum is the result of being lazy, not enought energy to do something.
Then again if I am boring something is that person bored or did they just get a really good fucking. So to bore is to what? Drill a deep hole in something so does being bored mean you are getting fucked really deep? As you can see I have little to do today but I am not boring anything and that is the problem. Enough enough. I have to get a life.
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: The greatest place on gods green earth, thats Yorkshire to you lot.
Age: 23
Posts: 959
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Cija's bum aches, and so does my cock. The two arent related.
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Sex Lover
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: California, bitches!
Posts: 243
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I have an itch on my nose.
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Porn Star
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: christchurch new zealand
Posts: 4,055
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I just looked out the window. Nothing is happening.
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Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: East Coast, USA
Posts: 792
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I have to clean the guinea pigs cage...
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Resident Shinigami
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I just yawned
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Porn Star
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: christchurch new zealand
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you just made me yawn
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: usually where I happen to be at any given time
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Socks
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Having an Out of Shell Experience
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Corn Country
Age: 55
Posts: 4,211
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I'm watching a TV episode that I have already seen at least 10 times.
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Porn Star
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There's a strange smell in the corridor.
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Having an Out of Shell Experience
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Corn Country
Age: 55
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That won't be boring if it smells like smoke.
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Sex Lover
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: California, bitches!
Posts: 243
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My cat just barfed.
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Porno Junky
Join Date: Aug 2011
Posts: 417
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my light is on...
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Virtual Mistress
Join Date: Jun 2009
Age: 53
Posts: 28,467
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my knees are cold
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I might put the heating on....
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Sex Lover
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: California, bitches!
Posts: 243
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I think i am in love with christopher drew.
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Porn Surfer
Join Date: Aug 2011
Posts: 14
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I'm bored too! Can't sleep..
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Captain Jizz
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I didn't see a single rozzer in France !
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Captain Jizz
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my dick needs stiffening
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Join Date: May 2010
Location: over his knee
Posts: 9,576
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sighs
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mm...that coffee was nice....
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Porn Star
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: U.K.
Posts: 1,108
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so I just post on here as normal then?
riiight...ok.....uhhmmm....no I'm blank.
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Having an Out of Shell Experience
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Corn Country
Age: 55
Posts: 4,211
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Oh well, another day...
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your guardian angel
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: nowhere; I'm lost
Posts: 9,072
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nothing interesting been happening today..
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I'm doing some vacuuming!
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Having an Out of Shell Experience
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Corn Country
Age: 55
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I'm about to brush my teeth.
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mmm...time for a cuppa and a piece of cake
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your guardian angel
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: nowhere; I'm lost
Posts: 9,072
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count one to ten...
1 2 3 4 ......
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Captain Jizz
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time to pick some peas
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Iowa
Posts: 2,267
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continue to count...5,6,7,8...
next person to finish. ha ha I think counting is boring. I just woke up, and still tired. Yawn!! |
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Having an Out of Shell Experience
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Corn Country
Age: 55
Posts: 4,211
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Time for ice cream. hmmm That might not be boring enough.
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Iowa
Posts: 2,267
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boo, no one continued my counting. Ohwell. I will finish it. 9,10 a big fat hen. lol. i laugh at my self sometimes. Well, I get to shower now and then go bowling. How fun will that be?! I get to hear people complain about how bad they threw the ball.
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Porn Star
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Lounge smells of chicken. That's because I cooked chicken earlier.
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Resident Shinigami
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I blinked today, a lot
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How'd it Get to be Only me? Like I'm the Last Damn Kid Still Kicking that Still Believes. I Will Defend the Faith, Going Down Swinging. I Will Save the Songs, The Songs we're Singing. Come on, Make it Easy, Run it up the Flagpole.
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Porno Junky
Join Date: Aug 2011
Posts: 417
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my dogs hair managed to get onto my shoulder
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Sex Machine
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i'm smoking a cigarette
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Having an Out of Shell Experience
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Corn Country
Age: 55
Posts: 4,211
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Work, work, work, work
I just said a 4 letter word...4 times |
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Sex Lover
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Canada
Posts: 141
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I'm starring at my computer in a bathrobe.
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your guardian angel
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: nowhere; I'm lost
Posts: 9,072
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..*yawn.
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Let me savor every bit of you,
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doing the ironing...
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finished sorting out the pond
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Virtual Mistress
Join Date: Jun 2009
Age: 53
Posts: 28,467
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putting masking tape around the window frame
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