innocently dirty sayings

volt324 · 09-15-2011, 11:14 PM

here is a fun game we do at work to pass the time i think everybody here will find it fun too.

Use some innocent enough words to make a saying that sounds sexy,dirty and funny sometimes all at the same time. here i will get it started with a few

volt324 · 09-15-2011, 11:16 PM

can i dip my dangle hangers in your brownie bucket?

volt324 · 09-15-2011, 11:17 PM

tongue punch my dirt button

volt324 · 09-15-2011, 11:17 PM

Nugget pouch

Uncaged · 09-15-2011, 11:26 PM

Oral exam

jazellenia_isno_ballernia · 09-17-2011, 06:20 AM

*pushes button* that was hard.

alwayssuperhorny · 09-18-2011, 11:44 PM

Fine! ill go play by myself!

lol

jazellenia_isno_ballernia · 09-19-2011, 12:35 AM

*gets hit by water balloon* now im all wet....

corbie · 09-20-2011, 06:51 AM

This may or may not be the right place for this, but it made me remember t his incident.

years ago, I was at an evening business seminar, and there a hot looking gal in heels and dress. I was in sport coat and tie. I tried not to drool all over myself. Anyway, we got talking and we both knew we knew each other, but couldn't figure out where.
After about five minutes of playing "who do you know" "where did you go to school" and so on, one of us asked the other where they worked. I don't remember which it was.
When she told me, where she worked it all became clear--she worked the desk at my gym, and and also taught an ab class I was attending. We both looked at each other and simultaneously said, "Okay, I didn't recognize you with your clothes on!" Perfectly innocent, but very dirty. People around us stared. LOL

Morbid Love · 09-20-2011, 10:40 PM

It's just like riding a horse

Morbid Love · 09-20-2011, 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by corbie

This may or may not be the right place for this, but it made me remember t his incident.

years ago, I was at an evening business seminar, and there a hot looking gal in heels and dress. I was in sport coat and tie. I tried not to drool all over myself. Anyway, we got talking and we both knew we knew each other, but couldn't figure out where.
After about five minutes of playing "who do you know" "where did you go to school" and so on, one of us asked the other where they worked. I don't remember which it was.
When she told me, where she worked it all became clear--she worked the desk at my gym, and and also taught an ab class I was attending. We both looked at each other and simultaneously said, "Okay, I didn't recognize you with your clothes on!" Perfectly innocent, but very dirty. People around us stared. LOL

Rofl that's hilarious

angelharley · 09-21-2011, 06:18 AM

"I'm Coming!!" When some one says that out loud it can be naughty or good. hehe.

Morbid Love · 09-21-2011, 07:34 AM

Lol that it can angel

Those balls look too big are you sure we can play with them?

angelharley · 09-21-2011, 07:37 AM

lol, good one Morbid Love

Can I have your hot dog?

Morbid Love · 09-21-2011, 07:54 AM

Can you handle it?

scotsmitch2001 · 09-21-2011, 08:08 AM

Many years ago, more than I care to admit, I worked in a hotel in England...I worked with a redheaded guy from Aberedeen...we were serving High Tea and he had just handed a cup of tea to an elderly lady...the old lady peered up at him, looked at her cup.."No biscuits?" she asked
my friend replied with a list of the biscuits we had. After he had finished the woman asked if he had ..."Gingernuts"...without batting an eyelid or pausing he replied.."Yes madam, but thats none of your business"

Morbid Love · 09-21-2011, 08:14 AM

OMG! that's awesome scotsmitch. XD
So funny

GangBangSlut · 09-23-2011, 05:42 AM

I saw this on my schools wall and feel like sharing.

" Support your team! Come and scream!!!!"

It totally made my day.

aspen_parker · 09-23-2011, 05:46 AM

Come on! Hurry up! Come faster!

GangBangSlut · 09-23-2011, 05:47 AM

Oh my god, its huge!

aspen_parker · 09-23-2011, 06:21 AM

What the fuck is poking me? Ohhh....
*pulls out sticker*

angelharley · 09-23-2011, 06:47 AM

Can I see?

hehe...

geileklodders · 09-23-2011, 03:22 PM

I want my daddy... with that big long sliding thing
(Dinah washington singing about a trombone player)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaFfJSC6uz8

angelharley · 09-25-2011, 04:04 AM

Can You Lick It Off?

angelharley · 10-04-2011, 06:49 AM

That is really hard.

It's going to be a bumpy ride.

I wanna go.

Can I help you with those jugs.

Want to pet my kitty?

Now I am all wet.

Do you want to see?

That's a long snake.

10-04-2011, 06:50 AM

I'll stick it out for as long as I can

Silly Git · 10-05-2011, 12:59 AM

do you want to pet my pussy?

I always do the breast stroke...{swimming}

cummincock · 10-11-2011, 06:41 AM

go play with your sister

scotsmitch2001 · 10-11-2011, 06:56 AM

Was doing the crossword puzzle,,a friend asked me what 7 down was...I replied..I think its a Snow White joke....

volt324 · 11-15-2011, 09:48 PM

Would you like some sauce for your nuggets?

patched · 11-15-2011, 10:44 PM

you'll have someone's eye out with that

sweet_n_innocent · 11-15-2011, 11:15 PM

*Can we play that later, I'm tired.
*Go put that down
*Clean up your mess when your done (this is what my daddy says to me all the time , lols)
*I just got these cloths, now you just made them dirty

aryadoni · 12-17-2011, 07:38 AM

Fred, you and your brother stop arguing over who gets on top!

hawthorne · 12-17-2011, 09:27 AM

This should fit in here.

Rexxracerr · 12-17-2011, 10:48 AM

going down?

proud1950 · 12-17-2011, 12:26 PM

It's only kinky the first time.

Rexxracerr · 12-17-2011, 12:41 PM

mmmmmmmmmmm show me what you mean lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by proud1950

It's only kinky the first time.

im up for it.

Yogi50 · 12-17-2011, 03:12 PM

Banana Hammock

Yogi50 · 12-17-2011, 03:14 PM

No need to knock, just cum in the back door!!

Rexxracerr · 12-17-2011, 04:01 PM

fill this up

46DDrebelrose · 12-18-2011, 01:01 PM

i want some of that cream.

Draegus · 12-18-2011, 01:06 PM

Would you like nuts on that?

46DDrebelrose · 12-18-2011, 01:09 PM

momma i want a wienie.

ThickHoseFireman · 12-28-2011, 09:32 PM

while out golfing several years back at a charity event....people around watching within earshot.....i hit a really nice shot close to the pin....after some high fives etc....the next guy gets ready to shoot and someone in crowd yells cmon u CAN PUT IT INSIDE HIM......yikes.....

Rexxracerr · 12-30-2011, 01:18 AM

cum on over

freethinker · 01-06-2012, 09:14 AM

From an airline stewardess: "Would you like some TWA coffee or TWA tea?"

Funmarriedcpl69 · 01-07-2012, 04:58 AM

Will it fit?
Of course it will fit! Just force it in!
I don't know, I don't think it's going to fit in there.
Just push a little harder, harder,.....

Then we take the turkey with all of the stuffing and cook it for 6 hours!

SecretlyBiCutie · 01-31-2012, 08:50 PM

Hehe
Something's dripping on me.

I'm getting wet. (rain)

stiffsteel · 02-01-2012, 12:04 AM

Can u give me something to warm me up?

At the bar: very sexy lady"can i have sex on the beach?"
Me"there is only the Tames but if u dont mind..."

Hold my balls please

Tia Mariah · 02-01-2012, 12:19 AM

At the bar..."Can i have a slow screw."

09-15-2011, 11:14 PM	#1
volt324 Amateur Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: baltimore md Posts: 74	innocently dirty sayings here is a fun game we do at work to pass the time i think everybody here will find it fun too. Use some innocent enough words to make a saying that sounds sexy,dirty and funny sometimes all at the same time. here i will get it started with a few

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09-20-2011, 06:51 AM	#9
corbie Sex Machine Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 644	This may or may not be the right place for this, but it made me remember t his incident. years ago, I was at an evening business seminar, and there a hot looking gal in heels and dress. I was in sport coat and tie. I tried not to drool all over myself. Anyway, we got talking and we both knew we knew each other, but couldn't figure out where. After about five minutes of playing "who do you know" "where did you go to school" and so on, one of us asked the other where they worked. I don't remember which it was. When she told me, where she worked it all became clear--she worked the desk at my gym, and and also taught an ab class I was attending. We both looked at each other and simultaneously said, "Okay, I didn't recognize you with your clothes on!" Perfectly innocent, but very dirty. People around us stared. LOL __________________ check out my social groups, Dirty Fairy Tales Tit Milk, Milk sluts, Hot Lingerie and Mother/son incest roleplay.

09-15-2011, 11:16 PM	#2
volt324 Amateur Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: baltimore md Posts: 74	can i dip my dangle hangers in your brownie bucket?

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volt324 Amateur Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: baltimore md Posts: 74	tongue punch my dirt button

09-18-2011, 11:44 PM	#7
alwayssuperhorny Porn Star Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 1,022	Fine! ill go play by myself! lol

09-20-2011, 10:40 PM	#10
Morbid Love Porno Junky Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Behind the door Posts: 483	It's just like riding a horse

09-21-2011, 06:18 AM	#12
angelharley Porn Star Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Iowa Posts: 2,159	"I'm Coming!!" When some one says that out loud it can be naughty or good. hehe.

09-21-2011, 07:34 AM	#13
Morbid Love Porno Junky Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Behind the door Posts: 483	Lol that it can angel Those balls look too big are you sure we can play with them?

09-21-2011, 07:37 AM	#14
angelharley Porn Star Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Iowa Posts: 2,159	lol, good one Morbid Love Can I have your hot dog?

09-21-2011, 07:54 AM	#15
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09-21-2011, 08:08 AM	#16
scotsmitch2001 Porn Star Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: christchurch new zealand Posts: 4,055	Many years ago, more than I care to admit, I worked in a hotel in England...I worked with a redheaded guy from Aberedeen...we were serving High Tea and he had just handed a cup of tea to an elderly lady...the old lady peered up at him, looked at her cup.."No biscuits?" she asked my friend replied with a list of the biscuits we had. After he had finished the woman asked if he had ..."Gingernuts"...without batting an eyelid or pausing he replied.."Yes madam, but thats none of your business"

09-21-2011, 08:14 AM	#17
Morbid Love Porno Junky Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Behind the door Posts: 483	OMG! that's awesome scotsmitch. XD So funny Last edited by Morbid Love; 09-21-2011 at 08:16 AM.

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geileklodders Porno Junky Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 478	I want my daddy... with that big long sliding thing (Dinah washington singing about a trombone player) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaFfJSC6uz8

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angelharley Porn Star Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Iowa Posts: 2,159	Can You Lick It Off?

10-04-2011, 06:49 AM	#25
angelharley Porn Star Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Iowa Posts: 2,159	Few more innocently dirty saying That is really hard. It's going to be a bumpy ride. I wanna go. Can I help you with those jugs. Want to pet my kitty? Now I am all wet. Do you want to see? That's a long snake.

10-04-2011, 06:50 AM	#26
arizona1664 Guest Posts: n/a	I'll stick it out for as long as I can

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scotsmitch2001 Porn Star Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: christchurch new zealand Posts: 4,055	Was doing the crossword puzzle,,a friend asked me what 7 down was...I replied..I think its a Snow White joke....

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