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Old 11-18-2011, 06:45 PM   #51
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Damn notop, did he escape again?
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how the heck did he sneak out of bed and...I believe these ankle cuffs belong to you Mistress
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the magic of my hands and yes i would get you a cup of coffee and breakfast so that we can replenish all the nutrients we lost last night.
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Oooh...chain saw chaps with no panties! So sexy in the morning before work! But what's with the axe???
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Old 11-18-2011, 07:19 PM   #55
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you said you had a problem with morning wood...I was just going to help you out a little
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not complaining about you wanting to help me with the morning wood.
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Old 11-18-2011, 09:48 PM   #57
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Sorry about the sore throat, NoTopNoCollar. Let me examine that with my patended tongue depressor

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Old 11-18-2011, 10:22 PM   #58
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only if you don't shove so hard this time
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Old 11-18-2011, 10:29 PM   #59
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spoil sport. OK



Whoops, my bad.
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Old 11-18-2011, 11:52 PM   #60
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*hoarse whisper* you know there's an easier way to keep me from screaming
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Old 11-19-2011, 12:03 AM   #61
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WELL ITS NOT GONNA SUCK ITSELF
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Old 11-19-2011, 12:06 AM   #62
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well that's funny sweetheart, I'm sure that's what you promised to show me once you got me in bed....
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Old 11-19-2011, 12:29 AM   #63
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Lets do that all over again......sober......LOL....kinky gurl.....
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Old 11-19-2011, 04:19 AM   #64
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would you like a play by play recount of what happened AFTER you passed out?
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Are you awake?....yeah?...woohoo!!!!
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mmmmmhhhhh....feels like I'm not the only one that's awake
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Old 11-19-2011, 04:06 PM   #67
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mmmmmhhhhh....feels like I'm not the only one that's awake

Would you like to ride this again before I get up and take a piss?
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Old 11-19-2011, 04:10 PM   #68
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why yes I would...shame to waste such an amazing hard on
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Old 11-19-2011, 04:24 PM   #69
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Hey hun, what would you like for breakfast? I was thinking I want to eat ur pussy
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Holy shit...Was I drunk?!
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yeah you were, where did the girls go?
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Old 11-19-2011, 07:11 PM   #72
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you wouldn't have to ask if you two had left me some room in the damn bed!!! I hate sleeping on the couch
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Old 11-19-2011, 08:29 PM   #73
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you wouldn't have to ask if you two had left me some room in the damn bed!!! I hate sleeping on the couch

I don't mind sleeping on your cooch....
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Old 11-19-2011, 08:32 PM   #74
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I don't mind you sleeping there Ump, as long as you don't mind waking up with a sticky face
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Old 11-19-2011, 09:11 PM   #75
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AMAZING AMAZING AMAZING AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 11-19-2011, 09:16 PM   #76
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would you prefer a sponge bath or see what we can do with the handrails in the shower?
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Old 11-19-2011, 09:18 PM   #77
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Can't we just do both?
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Old 11-19-2011, 09:26 PM   #79
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He is delusional.
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Old 11-19-2011, 10:05 PM   #81
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Old 11-19-2011, 10:21 PM   #83
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can I have the vibrator remote back, the buzzing in my ass kept me awake most of the night
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Old 11-20-2011, 06:45 PM   #85
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i think we broke the bed post and head board.
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psssst....pssssst....Sweetie wake up....babe? Babe? Did you drown? My leg is going numb....
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Old 11-21-2011, 05:37 PM   #87
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c'mere sexy, you haven't quite put out the fire
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Well I'm still here, looks like Ump nodded off first :P
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Old 11-22-2011, 07:49 AM   #96
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