XNXX Adult Forum Free Porn - Sex Stories - Porn Videos  

Go Back   XNXX Adult Forum > Public > Forum games
Reload this Page You wake up in bed next to the person above...what do you say?
Forum rules Register FAQ Social Groups Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Reply
Page 5 of 80 1234 5 6789101112131415161718192021222324252627282955 Last »
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
Old 11-27-2011, 10:49 PM   #201
BLKSTANG
Porno Junky
 
BLKSTANG's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Madisonville,TN.
Posts: 339
Default
Do you like whiskey in your coffee!
__________________
BIG KAHUNA
BLKSTANG is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-27-2011, 11:11 PM   #202
Rexxracerr
i'm just saying
 
Rexxracerr's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: fort worth texas
Age: 52
Posts: 5,350
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by BLKSTANG View Post
Do you like whiskey in your coffee!
now thats funny
__________________
I'm just saying
mimi's big brother
http://i1220.photobucket.com/albums/...acerr/xnxx.jpg verifed man of
Rexxracerr is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-27-2011, 11:31 PM   #203
WhaWhaWha
Registered Self Abuser
 
WhaWhaWha's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: In her pants
Age: 49
Posts: 8,488
Send a message via Yahoo to WhaWhaWha
Default
Uhhhhh, where'd the girl go?
__________________
WhaWhaWha's Whores
You can get respect anywhere. Why not join and try something different?

Official! I have no life.
See proof.


Quote:
Originally Posted by Empress Lainie View Post
This site has something to offend everyone.
WhaWhaWha is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-27-2011, 11:41 PM   #204
just a high bitch
Porno Junky
 
just a high bitch's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Hilo, Hawai'i
Age: 20
Posts: 496
Default
Oh my god! I have a test later!
__________________
bitch please. I do not have an attitude problem. I have a personality you can't handle.

CAUTION: May use Hawaiian at times.
just a high bitch is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-28-2011, 12:48 AM   #205
Formerly Yak
Masculine Musician
 
Formerly Yak's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: the Bat Cave
Age: 23
Posts: 8,596
Default
... smoke?
__________________
FUCK OFF. For real though, Good bye.

(╯^_^）╯︵ ┻━┻)
getting trained to be civil by a girl who's got the green.
Formerly Yak is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-28-2011, 02:16 AM   #206
Miss Alice
Alice In Pornoland
 
Miss Alice's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Australia.
Posts: 4,158
Default
Well this was inevitable.
__________________
Miss Alice is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-28-2011, 02:17 AM   #207
Formerly Yak
Masculine Musician
 
Formerly Yak's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: the Bat Cave
Age: 23
Posts: 8,596
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Miss Alice View Post
Well this was inevitable.
I'd concur. This was bound to happen, but this is a good time.
__________________
FUCK OFF. For real though, Good bye.

(╯^_^）╯︵ ┻━┻)
getting trained to be civil by a girl who's got the green.
Formerly Yak is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-28-2011, 02:19 AM   #208
WhaWhaWha
Registered Self Abuser
 
WhaWhaWha's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: In her pants
Age: 49
Posts: 8,488
Send a message via Yahoo to WhaWhaWha
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by just a high bitch View Post
Oh my god! I have a test later!
Relax. I'm your prof and you just aced it.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Formerly Yak View Post
I'd concur. This was bound to happen, but this is a good time.
Move your head, I cant see the girl...
__________________
WhaWhaWha's Whores
You can get respect anywhere. Why not join and try something different?

Official! I have no life.
See proof.


Quote:
Originally Posted by Empress Lainie View Post
This site has something to offend everyone.
WhaWhaWha is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-28-2011, 02:22 AM   #209
Miss Alice
Alice In Pornoland
 
Miss Alice's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Australia.
Posts: 4,158
Default
Sweetie, do you always make that face? And um, please, no smoking in bed
__________________
Miss Alice is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-28-2011, 02:25 AM   #210
Formerly Yak
Masculine Musician
 
Formerly Yak's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: the Bat Cave
Age: 23
Posts: 8,596
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Miss Alice View Post
Sweetie, do you always make that face? And um, please, no smoking in bed
That's a shame, Wha.

in other news, would you like to grab something to eat, Alice?
__________________
FUCK OFF. For real though, Good bye.

(╯^_^）╯︵ ┻━┻)
getting trained to be civil by a girl who's got the green.
Formerly Yak is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-28-2011, 02:29 AM   #211
Miss Alice
Alice In Pornoland
 
Miss Alice's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Australia.
Posts: 4,158
Default
I do like breakfast foods..
__________________
Miss Alice is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-28-2011, 02:33 AM   #212
Formerly Yak
Masculine Musician
 
Formerly Yak's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: the Bat Cave
Age: 23
Posts: 8,596
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Miss Alice View Post
I do like breakfast foods..
You had me at "Hello". Seriously, though.
__________________
FUCK OFF. For real though, Good bye.

(╯^_^）╯︵ ┻━┻)
getting trained to be civil by a girl who's got the green.
Formerly Yak is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-28-2011, 02:40 AM   #213
WhaWhaWha
Registered Self Abuser
 
WhaWhaWha's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: In her pants
Age: 49
Posts: 8,488
Send a message via Yahoo to WhaWhaWha
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Miss Alice View Post
Sweetie, do you always make that face? And um, please, no smoking in bed
I only smoke and grin on the forum. I have other expressions and mannerisms in bed. On the other hand...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Formerly Yak View Post
... smoke?
Put that out, she doesnt like it
__________________
WhaWhaWha's Whores
You can get respect anywhere. Why not join and try something different?

Official! I have no life.
See proof.


Quote:
Originally Posted by Empress Lainie View Post
This site has something to offend everyone.
WhaWhaWha is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-28-2011, 02:49 AM   #214
Miss Alice
Alice In Pornoland
 
Miss Alice's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Australia.
Posts: 4,158
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by WhaWhaWha View Post
I only smoke and grin on the forum. I have other expressions and mannerisms in bed. On the other hand...

Put that out, she doesnt like it
Well alrighty then

So, hi!
__________________
Miss Alice is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-28-2011, 05:01 AM   #215
BLKSTANG
Porno Junky
 
BLKSTANG's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Madisonville,TN.
Posts: 339
Default
I really enjoyed our date!Would you like to go out again?
__________________
BIG KAHUNA
BLKSTANG is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-28-2011, 08:54 AM   #216
arizona1664
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default
fuck...I must have been pissed!!!
  Reply With Quote
Old 11-28-2011, 09:09 AM   #217
bigbird
Stud Muffin
 
bigbird's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 32,554
Default
how did you get past the security?
bigbird is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-28-2011, 09:14 AM   #218
armivilla28
Porn Star
 
armivilla28's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: in the 2nd circle of hell
Posts: 3,165
Default
why are u wearing my kickers and bra?!?!?
__________________
You must have the devil in you to succeed in any of the arts.
Voltaire
armivilla28 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-28-2011, 09:15 AM   #219
bigbird
Stud Muffin
 
bigbird's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 32,554
Default
dont you think they suit me?
bigbird is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-28-2011, 09:17 AM   #220
armivilla28
Porn Star
 
armivilla28's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: in the 2nd circle of hell
Posts: 3,165
Default
they look better on u than on me....buttery yellow is ur color alrite !!!LOL
__________________
You must have the devil in you to succeed in any of the arts.
Voltaire
armivilla28 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-28-2011, 09:18 AM   #221
bigbird
Stud Muffin
 
bigbird's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 32,554
Default
ROFL - looking at you there naked now - I'm guessing that it was worth squeezing into your undies !
bigbird is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-28-2011, 09:21 AM   #222
armivilla28
Porn Star
 
armivilla28's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: in the 2nd circle of hell
Posts: 3,165
Default
next time bb, lets try underwire bra and electric purple on u plus lace.....LOL who knows u might start a new line called "victor's secret" ....LOL
__________________
You must have the devil in you to succeed in any of the arts.
Voltaire
armivilla28 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-28-2011, 09:23 AM   #223
bigbird
Stud Muffin
 
bigbird's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 32,554
Default
OMG - I'm not a toy - well - actually they do feel rather nice !
bigbird is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-28-2011, 09:27 AM   #224
armivilla28
Porn Star
 
armivilla28's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: in the 2nd circle of hell
Posts: 3,165
Default
im glad ue appreciating them...lol...will send u one for xmas....
__________________
You must have the devil in you to succeed in any of the arts.
Voltaire
armivilla28 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-28-2011, 09:28 AM   #225
bigbird
Stud Muffin
 
bigbird's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 32,554
Default
LOL - hand delivered would do
bigbird is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-28-2011, 09:31 AM   #226
armivilla28
Porn Star
 
armivilla28's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: in the 2nd circle of hell
Posts: 3,165
Default
how bout faxing it u instead..? lol
__________________
You must have the devil in you to succeed in any of the arts.
Voltaire
armivilla28 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-28-2011, 09:33 AM   #227
bigbird
Stud Muffin
 
bigbird's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 32,554
Default
what are you doing with a fax machine in bed?
bigbird is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-28-2011, 09:35 AM   #228
armivilla28
Porn Star
 
armivilla28's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: in the 2nd circle of hell
Posts: 3,165
Default
so i could fax u anything u need..? LOL
__________________
You must have the devil in you to succeed in any of the arts.
Voltaire
armivilla28 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-28-2011, 09:36 AM   #229
bigbird
Stud Muffin
 
bigbird's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 32,554
Default
I think there's everything i need in bed (cup of tea, phone etc)
Last edited by bigbird; 11-28-2011 at 09:38 AM.
bigbird is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-28-2011, 09:39 AM   #230
proud1950
Porn Star
 
proud1950's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2011
Posts: 1,044
Default
I am here baby!
__________________
lick it slam it suck it!
It is all good~



If we don't meet again today, please enjoy me
in your dreams!
proud1950 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-28-2011, 09:40 AM   #231
arizona1664
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default
roll over and give her a big kiss!
  Reply With Quote
Old 11-28-2011, 09:57 AM   #232
itsagirlthing
your guardian angel
 
itsagirlthing's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: nowhere; I'm lost
Posts: 9,072
Default
have you been sleep walking again??
__________________
Let me savor every bit of you,
Let me hold your hands,
Let me be your partner in
this sweet luscious dance
itsagirlthing is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-28-2011, 09:59 AM   #233
arizona1664
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default
is that your damp patch down there???
  Reply With Quote
Old 11-28-2011, 10:01 AM   #234
itsagirlthing
your guardian angel
 
itsagirlthing's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: nowhere; I'm lost
Posts: 9,072
Default
sheesh!! wish i could remember what we did last night..
__________________
Let me savor every bit of you,
Let me hold your hands,
Let me be your partner in
this sweet luscious dance
itsagirlthing is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-28-2011, 10:02 AM   #235
arizona1664
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default
when you do....you'll be so ashamed.....
  Reply With Quote
Old 11-28-2011, 10:05 AM   #236
itsagirlthing
your guardian angel
 
itsagirlthing's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: nowhere; I'm lost
Posts: 9,072
Default
..next time I'll lock my door..
__________________
Let me savor every bit of you,
Let me hold your hands,
Let me be your partner in
this sweet luscious dance
itsagirlthing is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-28-2011, 10:15 AM   #237
Miss Alice
Alice In Pornoland
 
Miss Alice's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Australia.
Posts: 4,158
Default
Um, goodmorning?
__________________
Miss Alice is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-28-2011, 10:16 AM   #238
bigbird
Stud Muffin
 
bigbird's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 32,554
Default
talk to me like Nigella
bigbird is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-28-2011, 10:16 AM   #239
arizona1664
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default
good morning stranger!!!
  Reply With Quote
Old 11-28-2011, 10:24 AM   #240
Miss Alice
Alice In Pornoland
 
Miss Alice's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Australia.
Posts: 4,158
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by bigbird View Post
talk to me like Nigella
Luscious
__________________
Miss Alice is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-28-2011, 10:28 AM   #241
bigbird
Stud Muffin
 
bigbird's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 32,554
Default
ooooh again again - say "creampie" in that tone
bigbird is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-28-2011, 01:06 PM   #242
itsagirlthing
your guardian angel
 
itsagirlthing's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: nowhere; I'm lost
Posts: 9,072
Default
am i still in a wrong room??
__________________
Let me savor every bit of you,
Let me hold your hands,
Let me be your partner in
this sweet luscious dance
itsagirlthing is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-28-2011, 01:06 PM   #243
arizona1664
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default
lets go again!!!
  Reply With Quote
Old 11-28-2011, 01:09 PM   #244
itsagirlthing
your guardian angel
 
itsagirlthing's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: nowhere; I'm lost
Posts: 9,072
Default
sure !..the door's on the right side of the bed..just turn a corner and open the door then you can go..
__________________
Let me savor every bit of you,
Let me hold your hands,
Let me be your partner in
this sweet luscious dance
itsagirlthing is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-28-2011, 01:10 PM   #245
arizona1664
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default
  Reply With Quote
Old 11-28-2011, 01:13 PM   #246
itsagirlthing
your guardian angel
 
itsagirlthing's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: nowhere; I'm lost
Posts: 9,072
Default

why you're still here?? forgot something?
__________________
Let me savor every bit of you,
Let me hold your hands,
Let me be your partner in
this sweet luscious dance
itsagirlthing is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-28-2011, 02:51 PM   #247
arizona1664
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default
gimme a cuddle!
  Reply With Quote
Old 11-28-2011, 02:52 PM   #248
Lilith04
Amateur
 
Lilith04's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Brazil
Age: 21
Posts: 98
Default
Err... Hi!? Oh God, I did it again
__________________
I'm just an empty jar, trying to be filled only by the finest wines. Savouring and cheering the fact I exist only to overflow...
Lilith04 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-28-2011, 02:53 PM   #249
bigbird
Stud Muffin
 
bigbird's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 32,554
Default
where did all these people come from?
bigbird is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-28-2011, 02:54 PM   #250
NoTopNoCollar
Porn Star
 
NoTopNoCollar's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: the last honky tonk at the end of the world
Age: 41
Posts: 9,405
Default
you don't remember? Can you untie my right hand Birdie...I can't drink coffee very well in this position
NoTopNoCollar is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 5 of 80 1234 5 6789101112131415161718192021222324252627282955 Last »

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT. The time now is 01:43 PM.

Contact Us - XNXX Adult Forum - Archive - Top