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Okay is it just me going nuts or does it look like those pork rinds are shaped like a fetus ... of the 3 on the right, the middle one is the head and the lower one is the body with the curled arm trying to stretch out, even looks like an umbilical cord on the body.
Okay ... who put the acid into my morning tea, lol. ![]()
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Extra large Oreo Blizzards it is
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![]() Imagine the fun we could have licking it off of each other sweety. ![]() ![]() PS ... I mean me and you NT, but Prowler can work the camera if he wants, lol.
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Great quote ... "Duh, we can time travel into the future, one second at a time" Words of wisdom from au1 ... "Don't sandpaper a bobcats ass naked in a phone booth with the door closed" Great quote ... " Remember what the dormouse said, Feed your head ... feed your head" |
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![]() ![]() ![]() in all seriousness (or as much as I can muster in this thread), I have some errands to run today and one of them includes a trip to DQ....luckily it's right next door to the bar I have pool practice at tonight I'll be thinking of you two when I devour the biggest Oreo Blizzard they sell ![]() ![]()
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Great quote ... "Duh, we can time travel into the future, one second at a time" Words of wisdom from au1 ... "Don't sandpaper a bobcats ass naked in a phone booth with the door closed" Great quote ... " Remember what the dormouse said, Feed your head ... feed your head" |
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Alcohol. It's like earplugs for stupidity.
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Have fun fondling the blizzard
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Liquid courage huh ... gods great "fool" equalizer.
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Great quote ... "Duh, we can time travel into the future, one second at a time" Words of wisdom from au1 ... "Don't sandpaper a bobcats ass naked in a phone booth with the door closed" Great quote ... " Remember what the dormouse said, Feed your head ... feed your head" |
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Likewise, Marijuana, while a substance is my eye-opener when I want clarity.
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Great quote ... "Duh, we can time travel into the future, one second at a time" Words of wisdom from au1 ... "Don't sandpaper a bobcats ass naked in a phone booth with the door closed" Great quote ... " Remember what the dormouse said, Feed your head ... feed your head" |
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Psht. My level of smoking is nowhere near as dumb as theirs was/is.
I'm not your typical stoner. I am fully functional after a couple bowls. After several I start to hit my mark and fully degrade into sleep. one bowl gets me amped up and usually horny.
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What we called weed back then ... they now call shake, lol.
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Great quote ... "Duh, we can time travel into the future, one second at a time" Words of wisdom from au1 ... "Don't sandpaper a bobcats ass naked in a phone booth with the door closed" Great quote ... " Remember what the dormouse said, Feed your head ... feed your head" |
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I've moved up into the big leagues of weed, I've all but been on the farms where the weed is harvested. I've seen fresh crops come and go and it's .... surreal. Almost normal now. So when I see bad grade bud being smoked I warn my friends and correct the problem
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I grew a couple pot plants when I was still at home and a teen and always cropped it and got nice and thick with good buds and my mom had no clue what it was but was impressed how much of a "green thumb" I had, lol. She used to show it to her friends and brag me up about it ... until one day I came home and both the plant and the family cat were laying on the ground sprawled out all over the place. The cat had the cutest shit eating grin on her face laying there fucked right up on the buds.
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Great quote ... "Duh, we can time travel into the future, one second at a time" Words of wisdom from au1 ... "Don't sandpaper a bobcats ass naked in a phone booth with the door closed" Great quote ... " Remember what the dormouse said, Feed your head ... feed your head" |
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I found out the hard way when I got "snicklefritzed" Someone who grew the shit, didn't separate it from their household items (pets included) and INGRAINED in the fucking buds were ginger cat hairs and all of them really stuck the fuck in there.
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Isn't there a bud called "Cat Hair Bud" ??? Or something like that.
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Great quote ... "Duh, we can time travel into the future, one second at a time" Words of wisdom from au1 ... "Don't sandpaper a bobcats ass naked in a phone booth with the door closed" Great quote ... " Remember what the dormouse said, Feed your head ... feed your head" |
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I mean. I wouldn't mind tasting some redhead pussy.
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Here is a funny Wheel of Fortune pic I dedicate to you bro.
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Great quote ... "Duh, we can time travel into the future, one second at a time" Words of wisdom from au1 ... "Don't sandpaper a bobcats ass naked in a phone booth with the door closed" Great quote ... " Remember what the dormouse said, Feed your head ... feed your head" |
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SUCH A COINCIDENCE!! I happen to own a ginger pussy that doesn't mind being tasted!
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This partly why I don't smoke weed anymore ... I see shit, lol.
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Great quote ... "Duh, we can time travel into the future, one second at a time" Words of wisdom from au1 ... "Don't sandpaper a bobcats ass naked in a phone booth with the door closed" Great quote ... " Remember what the dormouse said, Feed your head ... feed your head" |
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Great quote ... "Duh, we can time travel into the future, one second at a time" Words of wisdom from au1 ... "Don't sandpaper a bobcats ass naked in a phone booth with the door closed" Great quote ... " Remember what the dormouse said, Feed your head ... feed your head" |
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Now I wish I had weed
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Great quote ... "Duh, we can time travel into the future, one second at a time" Words of wisdom from au1 ... "Don't sandpaper a bobcats ass naked in a phone booth with the door closed" Great quote ... " Remember what the dormouse said, Feed your head ... feed your head" |
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Now I'm craving weed too
![]() Course, it doesn't help that we are watching 'Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas' |
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I still haven't seen that movie
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I rarely indulge - I have a close source that grows a little for personal use. I find once I take it I have to write the rest of the day off though.
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![]() *throws off single remaining article of clothing and falls spread-eagle on the bed* Have at it! And, if there are any "posts" to be jumped, I'll get right on that!
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![]() I have to respond to this by jumping on the bed and fucking your brains out.
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That's the only acceptable answer. *squish*
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Sadly not everyone can take today's stronger stuff - my eldest son had bad experiences but luckily managed to pull through and I believe is all the stronger for it. He can't touch it though, it brings on anxiety and panic attacks
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Damn ... fuck it, if you don't wear her out I will take a spin if she's game, and something tells me aesops is game for just about anything in the "jumping" category. ![]()
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Great quote ... "Duh, we can time travel into the future, one second at a time" Words of wisdom from au1 ... "Don't sandpaper a bobcats ass naked in a phone booth with the door closed" Great quote ... " Remember what the dormouse said, Feed your head ... feed your head" |
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oh damn...what thread am I in, again?
Thanks a LOT ya'll...now I'm craving weed too....and it's abundantly available in these parts.....fucking random U.A's......bet I could still pass one though......OMG.....DQ is going to be sooooooooooooooooooooo good tonight... ![]() ![]()
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Great quote ... "Duh, we can time travel into the future, one second at a time" Words of wisdom from au1 ... "Don't sandpaper a bobcats ass naked in a phone booth with the door closed" Great quote ... " Remember what the dormouse said, Feed your head ... feed your head" |
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Percussion instruments.
A bit off-topic for this thread, but an interesting scenario all the same
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Back on topic ... does anyone else ever just eat peanut butter right out of the jar with a spoon ?
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Great quote ... "Duh, we can time travel into the future, one second at a time" Words of wisdom from au1 ... "Don't sandpaper a bobcats ass naked in a phone booth with the door closed" Great quote ... " Remember what the dormouse said, Feed your head ... feed your head" |
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yep
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My new nickname for you is KFC ... because you're finger lickin good.
![]() See I can go off topic and yet stay on topic at the same time. ![]()
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Great quote ... "Duh, we can time travel into the future, one second at a time" Words of wisdom from au1 ... "Don't sandpaper a bobcats ass naked in a phone booth with the door closed" Great quote ... " Remember what the dormouse said, Feed your head ... feed your head" |
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You DO know about my love of hands (fingers), don't you? ![]() ![]() I might not be the Colonel's secret recipe...but I have a unique one of my own ![]() ![]() edit:...I'm still chewing on SMC's reference to percussion instruments.... ![]()
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Hands can be really sexy. I haven't seen yours but know that curiousgirl and Jamie have sexy hands.
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Great quote ... "Duh, we can time travel into the future, one second at a time" Words of wisdom from au1 ... "Don't sandpaper a bobcats ass naked in a phone booth with the door closed" Great quote ... " Remember what the dormouse said, Feed your head ... feed your head" |
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you haven't seen my hands? Then you haven't been to look at my "for XNXX" album on my profile..... there's plenty of hand action there ![]() edit: in reference to SMC's post.....you're talking bong-os?
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