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I'd like to tell you a story I know nothing about
Early this morning, Late last night Two dead boys got up to fight Back to back they faced each other Pulled their swords and shot each other The deaf policeman heard the noise Came and killed those two dead boys This story I tell you, yes it's true Ask the blind man he saw it too.
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03-09-2008, 07:16 PM
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If there are 500,000,000 sperm on a spoonful of cum, think of the masacre you commit when you have a wank.
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03-09-2008, 07:19 PM
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what color does a smurf turn when you choke it?:D
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03-09-2008, 09:05 PM
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^ White?
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03-09-2008, 09:09 PM
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has anybody ever thought about eating a smurf?
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03-09-2008, 09:19 PM
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Is it me? Or is Lois Griffin of'f Family guy, really sexy?!
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03-09-2008, 10:11 PM
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03-11-2008, 03:05 PM
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I have to agree
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03-11-2008, 03:06 PM
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03-11-2008, 03:19 PM
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yes she is! Weird.
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03-11-2008, 03:33 PM
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My nipple rings hurt. Not my nipple but the ring itself.
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03-11-2008, 03:34 PM
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should i wash my car
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03-11-2008, 03:38 PM
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nope just wait until it rains
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03-11-2008, 03:43 PM
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03-11-2008, 03:51 PM
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oh..oh...I almost cared.
Sorry that was mean. Congrats! 
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03-11-2008, 03:52 PM
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I forgot something......
But I don't remember what it was......
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03-11-2008, 08:15 PM
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10,000 BC could have been better
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03-11-2008, 09:47 PM
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i wonder what lor looks like washing her car
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03-11-2008, 09:50 PM
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the kittens meow
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me too~!
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03-12-2008, 12:10 AM
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drink the fluids that come out of batteries
all of you
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03-12-2008, 12:49 AM
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This page..... it's very blue.
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03-12-2008, 04:04 AM
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the kittens meow
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it a bit lonely around here, huh?
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03-12-2008, 02:47 PM
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Quiet, no arguments, no flaming, this is nice. Now I can concentrate on PORN.
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03-12-2008, 03:29 PM
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I am in a mood. Not just any mood but this mood. I don't like it.
I am alone inside my head and nobody seems to want to come in. I am pushed away by the people that are suppose to support me in my shortcomings. I am hated.
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03-12-2008, 04:44 PM
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Faloffles are the shit yo!
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03-13-2008, 01:43 PM
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Thank goodness thats over!:D
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03-13-2008, 02:49 PM
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I hope Scottie pulls through this time okay...
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03-13-2008, 03:08 PM
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Reasoned voice of XNXX
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We puppies think alike, Fluffs.
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03-13-2008, 03:19 PM
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Speaking of puppies. My brother had a kid yesterday. Didnt even know he was pregnant. I was actually told this by someone outside my family and find it interesting. The person that told me lives on the other side of the country and has never met my brother.
It's just crazy!
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03-13-2008, 03:39 PM
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03-13-2008, 03:46 PM
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Thats what I thought. But her exact words were "Congradulations on your brother having a baby" I was shocked. I would understand if his wife had a baby but him??
I didn't know his wife was pregnant either.
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03-13-2008, 04:03 PM
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03-13-2008, 04:56 PM
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Repetito Est Mater Studiorum
Thats random! V
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03-13-2008, 05:52 PM
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If I could keep up with what's on my mind I'd tell you. :D
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03-13-2008, 06:39 PM
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Why does 'X' mark the spot?
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03-13-2008, 08:52 PM
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its official i need help or at least thats what the blue bunny told me
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03-13-2008, 08:55 PM
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Tweak
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03-13-2008, 08:56 PM
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Huh what?.......
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03-13-2008, 08:57 PM
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maybe i dont let me ask the bunny
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03-13-2008, 08:57 PM
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03-13-2008, 09:44 PM
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What am I gonna be when I grow up?
When I was eight I wanted to be a ballerina.. but my parents wouldn't fork out for lessons.. I changed my mind when I was eight and one week.. decided I wanted to be an actress.. not any old one.. but Shirley Temple.. That lasted a bit longer.. mebbe upto a month or so.. until I realised she was actually older than in the films I was watchin'.. I was nine when I fell in love for the first time.. and when I grew up wanted nothing more than to be 'married to him'.. Didn't last too long.. I was soon lustin' after some other lad.. At nearly ten I almost ran away to join a circus.. to become one of them bareback riders.. who was also a whizz on the ol' trapeze (I always dreamed of wearin' a tutu.. so back to ballerina mode I guess eh?) Ten years and a couple months old saw me crying over the fate of the babies dying in Africa from famine and drought.. and me pledging my life to becoming a missionary so I could 'make a difference and save the world' Eleven and I was in 'superhero' mode.. I wanted to be like Bodie and Doyle or Starsky and Hutch.. save the world from bad guys.. and be sexy while doing it.. have all the guys run after me, swooning at my feet.. Twelve? A vet.. definately.. or failing that.. an animal trainer.. the animals would love me for sure.. nay problemo.. Thirteen saw my 'intellectual' side come out.. a teacher by gawd.. Me? Teach? Lol on that one eh? A supermodel at fourteen thankyouverymuch.. strutting along the catwalk.. mincing about in high fashion clothes.. Wow.. I was a bloody gorgeous model in my mind.. A career in health was next.. probably after the stark reality of never being tall enough to become a supermodel.. so a nurse.. or hells doctor even! The Olympics in my 16th year saw me training to be an athlete.. I joined a club but gave it up because it was oriented toward 'team' whereas I preferred then and still do today to run alone.. At seventeen I more or less gave up my dreams and settled to a course in business management.. it stifled but didn't deaden completely the fancies I had.. Eighteen and I was engaged.. nineteen found me single again.. buying my 'ex' out of his share of our house.. In my 20's I worked jobs I had no interest in whilst building an empire.. buying houses and selling them on after renovations.. getting my head around mortgages.. and loans.. interest rates and fixed payments till my head swam and my brain hurt.. My thirties brought parenthood.. juggling childcare with singleparenthood.. working.. and socialising.. my empire building put on a back burner until I could get more time to concentrate on building it.. And now my forties.. I'm standing on the precipice of uncertainty.. new relationship.. job on the verge of disappearing into the abyss of wherever jobs disappear TO.. my son needing me less and less.. and I still ask myself.. What can I be when I grow up? I still haven't given up any of the dreams completely.. you never know.. one day you might you go to the theater.. and there I'll be.. pirouetting gracefully across the stage in a production of Swan Lake.. Hey.. The thread title is 'random thoughts' right? Can anyone get any MORE random than that ^^ ?
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03-13-2008, 10:21 PM
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At 47 I finally grew up 20 days ago........and now I can be whatever I want to be I think I will go back to school. I am a grown up now and its not as scary as I thought it would be..... 
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03-14-2008, 10:08 AM
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I miss Taco. He was the best. Damn immigration.
Side note: Does anyone cut lawns?
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03-14-2008, 10:13 AM
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You are pretty random there Sibboh. What dreams you had. Wonder what you really will be when you grow up, say in 20 years?
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03-14-2008, 10:18 AM
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Wow Bud has it already been 20 days, how time flies.
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03-14-2008, 10:21 AM
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I want to be part of a murder!
So I'm becoming a crow
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03-14-2008, 10:34 AM
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I really want to go to the café and get some chocolate mud cake.. -licks lips-
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03-15-2008, 12:17 AM
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I was just wondering why people critisize politicians for getting caught doing things wrong when we already know they are lying every time thei lips move.
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