Random thoughts thread - Page 2

CasaDan · 10-02-2007, 04:10 PM

Hav I touched myself today? I did before I went to bed but... no wait, that was 2 days ago... maybe i was watching someone?

Texas Jammer · 10-02-2007, 05:37 PM

If I am who I think I am
Then who do they think I am
And does it really make a fuck?

10-02-2007, 05:37 PM

I wanna play with a mousie... or catnip.. O O O!!!!! A catnip mousie toy!

sibboh · 10-02-2007, 06:01 PM

Why are my boots too big now? They were ok last time I wore them.. maybe my feet are shrinking.. eek, how'd that happen..

Texas Jammer · 10-02-2007, 07:05 PM

Why is it that women seldom bother me until I am seriously hooked up with another one?

Cody2Sweet · 10-02-2007, 07:10 PM

I'm am never stoned enough for this forum... lol

and I'm really fuckin' stoned most of the time...

sibboh · 10-02-2007, 07:11 PM

Why is it, when I plan meals ahead, get food from freezer, it takes DAYS to defrost, but when stuck in a traffic jam on way back from shop, everything's ruined?

WickedGame · 10-02-2007, 07:16 PM

Why does it take days for sibboh's food to defrost, he freezer must be set at about -1000oC XD

sibboh · 10-02-2007, 07:17 PM

maybe I exaggerated.. but it takes a lot longer than gettin' back from the shop on a hot summer's day!! :D

WickedGame · 10-02-2007, 07:27 PM

Perhaps because you defrost the food in a fridge overnight at home, or at least should. Where as outside it's a lot warmer

sibboh · 10-02-2007, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WickedGame

Perhaps because you defrost the food in a fridge overnight at home, or at least should. Where as outside it's a lot warmer

Coo! Are you a scientist? Woah!!

WickedGame · 10-02-2007, 07:35 PM

Not quite =/

Incubus · 10-02-2007, 08:05 PM

what colour does a smurf turn when you choke it?

sibboh · 10-02-2007, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Incubus

what colour does a smurf turn when you choke it?

Now, I've heard the terms 'Bashing The Bishop' and even 'Choking The Chicken' but this smurf thing's a new one on me!! :D

WickedGame · 10-02-2007, 08:32 PM

Maybe Incubus should have posted that in his own thread. The bad joke one would be a good place

sibboh · 10-02-2007, 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WickedGame

Maybe Incubus should have posted that in his own thread. The bad joke one would be a good place

Or maybe he really does ponder on the colour of an oxygen starved smurf!!

Hey! Incubus! You there? Do you really think THAT deep?

WickedGame · 10-02-2007, 08:37 PM

It's a very bad joke, that's been used too many times. I remember hearing a good answer for it, but I can't remember what it was

Incubus · 10-02-2007, 08:38 PM

sometimes i ponder......

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

sibboh · 10-02-2007, 08:39 PM

But maybe, just maybe, he's not heard the joke (I haven't what's the punchline?) and this was his 'random thought' !! Wow! ponder that not quite scientist!!:D

Incubus · 10-02-2007, 08:40 PM

what are y'all talking about, this stuff keeps me up at night

sibboh · 10-02-2007, 08:43 PM

Deep man! Very deep!

Why do all my lightbulbs take it in turns to ping out? Like .. HEELLOO I am sick and fed up of feeling running down the 24 hr store for yet MORE bulbs!!

WickedGame · 10-02-2007, 08:47 PM

Why do some guys in here feel the need to have a picture of their cock as an avi, well done you have one. We get it

sibboh · 10-02-2007, 08:58 PM

Sometimes I boil the kettle for a coffee and forget to make one..

Or don't switch it on at the wall, go away, do something, pour in water .. and taste .. eugh!!

WickedGame · 10-02-2007, 09:33 PM

ewww coffee is horrible

sibboh · 10-02-2007, 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WickedGame

ewww coffee is horrible

Cold coffee is worse..

CasaDan · 10-02-2007, 09:59 PM

sleeeep.. is you friiieeeend.. (only 2 hours last night...)

Furred Goddess · 10-02-2007, 10:46 PM

"Die you fucking sons of bitches... learn to read and die.... message me one more time and I will hunt you down and pull a Lorena Bobitt on you."

two_swords · 10-02-2007, 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Furred Goddess

"Die you fucking sons of bitches... learn to read and die.... message me one more time and I will hunt you down and pull a Lorena Bobitt on you."

Random penises being sent to you?

jims45651 · 10-02-2007, 10:52 PM

"Die you fucking sons of bitches... learn to read and die.... message me one more time and I will hunt you down and pull a Lorena Bobitt on you."
__________________
ROFLMFAO

Furred Goddess · 10-02-2007, 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by two_swords

Random penises being sent to you?

Pretty much, every few seconds, it's some random guy I never spoke to demanding cyber, phone, or cam to cam sex. It's fucking annoying.

Furred Goddess · 10-02-2007, 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jims45651

"Die you fucking sons of bitches... learn to read and die.... message me one more time and I will hunt you down and pull a Lorena Bobitt on you."
__________________
ROFLMFAO

:D Glad to make you laugh

two_swords · 10-02-2007, 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Furred Goddess

Pretty much, every few seconds, it's some random guy I never spoke to demanding cyber, phone, or cam to cam sex. It's fucking annoying.

Then in that case you should pull a Lorena Bobitt.

jims45651 · 10-02-2007, 10:58 PM

Cut their fucking dick off Furred,,,lmao

Bukkake Bunny · 10-02-2007, 11:34 PM

I'm wondering what I'd look like with my head shaved.

baller16 · 10-03-2007, 12:16 AM

Why do guys make threads to draw attention to themselves, constantly brrag and act like playas, and then bash people because they did the only thing the person didn't do to get attention?

I can't believe I'm actually watching the Cavemen show right now

WickedGame · 10-03-2007, 08:49 PM

I should really get things ready for work tomorrow

10-03-2007, 08:55 PM

Oooo Charmed is on!!

WickedGame · 10-03-2007, 08:57 PM

Seether has done a class act on covering Amy Winehouse's - Rehab

sibboh · 10-03-2007, 09:43 PM

I bet it really IS possible to be all things to all people, MOST of the time, must try harder at that... hmm

Do ponders live in ponds or lakes? Hmm...

Erica2020 · 10-03-2007, 10:36 PM

random thought:

how did my modern math teacher become a friggan teacher ?? This guy, is so unorganized !! First off, he comes into class with no syllabus, which is the first thing that he should hand out to us on the first day of class..then he has the wrong book, so basically he expects us to guide him in what he should be teaching us. then he has no attendance list, so he doesnt know any of our names, after a month of being in the class..

He's so friggan unorganized it drives me insane..he's been skipping to like 5 chapters ahead instead of staying on the chapter that we are being tested on, and when we ask what its all about, he says oh dont worry about it, you wont need to know it until later on..OK SO THEN WHY ARE U TEACHING IT TO US NOW ?!?!?!?!

and what pisses me off is that as a teacher of a college arent u supposed to look somewhat professional??? yeah ! im pretty sure u are..well not this guy! he comes in with fuckin wrinkled jeans, but ugly dirty boots, a wrinkeled white shirt that looks yellow and his hair looks like friggan bozo the damn clown ! ! ! ! ! !

WTF ?!?!!?

god i love this random thoughts thread =)

WickedGame · 10-03-2007, 10:43 PM

I need to start having earliar nights.

10-03-2007, 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WickedGame

I need to start having earliar nights.

no you dont

WickedGame · 10-03-2007, 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by intoanything

no you dont

My lack of sleep is effecting my job

10-03-2007, 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WickedGame

My lack of sleep is effecting my job

theres a one eyed cat on my chest...

Bukkake Bunny · 10-04-2007, 04:59 AM

Just because you can eat a whole pizza, doesn't mean you should eat a whole pizza.

CasaDan · 10-04-2007, 05:34 AM

Why the fuck do people put limes in Corona? it gives it no additional flavor or anything! What, do they like a little green in their piss?

cavecrier · 10-04-2007, 06:42 AM

First of all, Corona sucks! It's a beer for people that think that it makes them look cool, when in reality it shows they have no taste! On the other hand, lime in you beer does give it a nice tang if you have the taste buds to recognize it.

Bukkake Bunny · 10-04-2007, 06:43 AM

I don't like beer.

Furred Goddess · 10-04-2007, 06:48 AM

"Why the bloody hell did I do that? That was stupid and childish. Now I will need to find my concealer before I take photos tomorrow. Thankfully he forgave me. God, I was so fucking stupid!"

Katie Girl · 10-04-2007, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cavecrier

First of all, Corona sucks! It's a beer for people that think that it makes them look cool, when in reality it shows they have no taste! On the other hand, lime in you beer does give it a nice tang if you have the taste buds to recognize it.

I love Corona, but I rarely drink, so you may have a valid point. :D I can taste the lime. Now, I will hide my Corona bottle during my next vacation, instead of displaying it proudly on a sandy beach. :D

10-02-2007, 04:10 PM	#51
CasaDan Porn Star Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Rocky Mountain High, Colorado Age: 24 Posts: 4,205	Hav I touched myself today? I did before I went to bed but... no wait, that was 2 days ago... maybe i was watching someone? __________________ We stand here before all raising our glasses, toasting to lives as if a drink will fix them, will make them better. GMT -7 The hell type of dream was that?! Oh, Freud would have a field day with me!

10-02-2007, 05:37 PM	#52
Texas Jammer mASSter J Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: In a tree on the isle of Phuk U Posts: 6,037	If I am who I think I am Then who do they think I am And does it really make a fuck? __________________ Friends are the glue that hold us together Special friends are super glue To all my friends here, thank you To everyone else...Oh well

10-02-2007, 06:01 PM	#54
sibboh Deep Throat Diva Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Right Behind You - BOO! Posts: 7,057	Why are my boots too big now? They were ok last time I wore them.. maybe my feet are shrinking.. eek, how'd that happen.. __________________ Power IS An Aphrodisiac Ah don't get drunk, me... Ah get WANKERED Joy Of Teens Texas Jammers: Purgatory Palace

10-02-2007, 07:05 PM	#55
Texas Jammer mASSter J Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: In a tree on the isle of Phuk U Posts: 6,037	Why is it that women seldom bother me until I am seriously hooked up with another one? __________________ Friends are the glue that hold us together Special friends are super glue To all my friends here, thank you To everyone else...Oh well

10-02-2007, 07:10 PM	#56
Cody2Sweet Sex Machine Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Wasteland, in the Murder Mitten Age: 25 Posts: 950	I'm am never stoned enough for this forum... lol and I'm really fuckin' stoned most of the time... __________________ -brendan I had a dream I was dreaming, and a spaceman cut my hair with hedge clippers... snip snip.

10-02-2007, 05:37 PM	#53
intoanything Guest Posts: n/a	I wanna play with a mousie... or catnip.. O O O!!!!! A catnip mousie toy!

10-02-2007, 07:11 PM	#57
sibboh Deep Throat Diva Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Right Behind You - BOO! Posts: 7,057	Why is it, when I plan meals ahead, get food from freezer, it takes DAYS to defrost, but when stuck in a traffic jam on way back from shop, everything's ruined? __________________ Power IS An Aphrodisiac Ah don't get drunk, me... Ah get WANKERED Joy Of Teens Texas Jammers: Purgatory Palace

10-02-2007, 07:16 PM	#58
WickedGame Vegan Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Scotland Age: 27 Posts: 3,445	Why does it take days for sibboh's food to defrost, he freezer must be set at about -1000oC XD __________________ Against Animal Cruelty Shop As often as Herman had witnessed the slaughter of animals and fish, he always had the same thought: in their behaviour toward creatures, all men were Nazis. The smugness with which man could do with other species as he pleased exemplified the most extreme racist theories, the principle that might is right. ~Isaac Bashevis

10-02-2007, 07:17 PM	#59
sibboh Deep Throat Diva Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Right Behind You - BOO! Posts: 7,057	maybe I exaggerated.. but it takes a lot longer than gettin' back from the shop on a hot summer's day!! :D __________________ Power IS An Aphrodisiac Ah don't get drunk, me... Ah get WANKERED Joy Of Teens Texas Jammers: Purgatory Palace

10-02-2007, 07:27 PM	#60
WickedGame Vegan Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Scotland Age: 27 Posts: 3,445	Perhaps because you defrost the food in a fridge overnight at home, or at least should. Where as outside it's a lot warmer __________________ Against Animal Cruelty Shop As often as Herman had witnessed the slaughter of animals and fish, he always had the same thought: in their behaviour toward creatures, all men were Nazis. The smugness with which man could do with other species as he pleased exemplified the most extreme racist theories, the principle that might is right. ~Isaac Bashevis

10-02-2007, 07:35 PM	#62
WickedGame Vegan Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Scotland Age: 27 Posts: 3,445	Not quite =/ __________________ Against Animal Cruelty Shop As often as Herman had witnessed the slaughter of animals and fish, he always had the same thought: in their behaviour toward creatures, all men were Nazis. The smugness with which man could do with other species as he pleased exemplified the most extreme racist theories, the principle that might is right. ~Isaac Bashevis

10-02-2007, 08:05 PM	#63
Incubus Horned & Dangerous Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: in your dreams Posts: 23,352	what colour does a smurf turn when you choke it? __________________ I'm just saying.

10-02-2007, 08:32 PM	#65
WickedGame Vegan Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Scotland Age: 27 Posts: 3,445	Maybe Incubus should have posted that in his own thread. The bad joke one would be a good place __________________ Against Animal Cruelty Shop As often as Herman had witnessed the slaughter of animals and fish, he always had the same thought: in their behaviour toward creatures, all men were Nazis. The smugness with which man could do with other species as he pleased exemplified the most extreme racist theories, the principle that might is right. ~Isaac Bashevis

10-02-2007, 08:37 PM	#67
WickedGame Vegan Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Scotland Age: 27 Posts: 3,445	It's a very bad joke, that's been used too many times. I remember hearing a good answer for it, but I can't remember what it was __________________ Against Animal Cruelty Shop As often as Herman had witnessed the slaughter of animals and fish, he always had the same thought: in their behaviour toward creatures, all men were Nazis. The smugness with which man could do with other species as he pleased exemplified the most extreme racist theories, the principle that might is right. ~Isaac Bashevis

10-02-2007, 08:38 PM	#68
Incubus Horned & Dangerous Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: in your dreams Posts: 23,352	sometimes i ponder...... Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? __________________ I'm just saying.

10-02-2007, 08:39 PM	#69
sibboh Deep Throat Diva Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Right Behind You - BOO! Posts: 7,057	But maybe, just maybe, he's not heard the joke (I haven't what's the punchline?) and this was his 'random thought' !! Wow! ponder that not quite scientist!!:D __________________ Power IS An Aphrodisiac Ah don't get drunk, me... Ah get WANKERED Joy Of Teens Texas Jammers: Purgatory Palace

10-02-2007, 08:40 PM	#70
Incubus Horned & Dangerous Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: in your dreams Posts: 23,352	what are y'all talking about, this stuff keeps me up at night __________________ I'm just saying.

10-02-2007, 08:43 PM	#71
sibboh Deep Throat Diva Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Right Behind You - BOO! Posts: 7,057	Deep man! Very deep! Why do all my lightbulbs take it in turns to ping out? Like .. HEELLOO I am sick and fed up of feeling running down the 24 hr store for yet MORE bulbs!! __________________ Power IS An Aphrodisiac Ah don't get drunk, me... Ah get WANKERED Joy Of Teens Texas Jammers: Purgatory Palace

10-02-2007, 08:47 PM	#72
WickedGame Vegan Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Scotland Age: 27 Posts: 3,445	Why do some guys in here feel the need to have a picture of their cock as an avi, well done you have one. We get it __________________ Against Animal Cruelty Shop As often as Herman had witnessed the slaughter of animals and fish, he always had the same thought: in their behaviour toward creatures, all men were Nazis. The smugness with which man could do with other species as he pleased exemplified the most extreme racist theories, the principle that might is right. ~Isaac Bashevis

10-02-2007, 08:58 PM	#73
sibboh Deep Throat Diva Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Right Behind You - BOO! Posts: 7,057	Sometimes I boil the kettle for a coffee and forget to make one.. Or don't switch it on at the wall, go away, do something, pour in water .. and taste .. eugh!! __________________ Power IS An Aphrodisiac Ah don't get drunk, me... Ah get WANKERED Joy Of Teens Texas Jammers: Purgatory Palace

10-02-2007, 09:33 PM	#74
WickedGame Vegan Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Scotland Age: 27 Posts: 3,445	ewww coffee is horrible __________________ Against Animal Cruelty Shop As often as Herman had witnessed the slaughter of animals and fish, he always had the same thought: in their behaviour toward creatures, all men were Nazis. The smugness with which man could do with other species as he pleased exemplified the most extreme racist theories, the principle that might is right. ~Isaac Bashevis

10-02-2007, 09:59 PM	#76
CasaDan Porn Star Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Rocky Mountain High, Colorado Age: 24 Posts: 4,205	sleeeep.. is you friiieeeend.. (only 2 hours last night...) __________________ We stand here before all raising our glasses, toasting to lives as if a drink will fix them, will make them better. GMT -7 The hell type of dream was that?! Oh, Freud would have a field day with me!

10-02-2007, 10:46 PM	#77
Furred Goddess Big Beautiful Bitch Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: In the Fat Cave! Age: 32 Posts: 7,567	"Die you fucking sons of bitches... learn to read and die.... message me one more time and I will hunt you down and pull a Lorena Bobitt on you." __________________ Twisted Oblivion's Loving Wife Lythar's Sinful Angel My Photos (fat): http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=21598 My art thread: http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=49296 http://www.improbableisland.com/home.php?r=Xan

10-02-2007, 10:52 PM	#79
jims45651 Porn Star Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 3,203	Roflmfao "Die you fucking sons of bitches... learn to read and die.... message me one more time and I will hunt you down and pull a Lorena Bobitt on you." __________________ ROFLMFAO __________________ Ok gals lets get down to business, you suck me and I eat you,and we toast to good fucking.

10-02-2007, 10:58 PM	#83
jims45651 Porn Star Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 3,203	Do it Furred,,,lmao Cut their fucking dick off Furred,,,lmao __________________ Ok gals lets get down to business, you suck me and I eat you,and we toast to good fucking.

10-02-2007, 11:34 PM	#84
Bukkake Bunny Porn Star Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: California Posts: 6,658	I'm wondering what I'd look like with my head shaved. __________________ "I heard about all the pretty girls / With grass skirts down to their knees / All my life I wanted to see / The island called Hawaii" ~Hawaii; The Beach Boys

10-03-2007, 12:16 AM	#85
baller16 Banned! Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 43,253	Why do guys make threads to draw attention to themselves, constantly brrag and act like playas, and then bash people because they did the only thing the person didn't do to get attention? I can't believe I'm actually watching the Cavemen show right now

10-03-2007, 08:49 PM	#86
WickedGame Vegan Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Scotland Age: 27 Posts: 3,445	I should really get things ready for work tomorrow __________________ Against Animal Cruelty Shop As often as Herman had witnessed the slaughter of animals and fish, he always had the same thought: in their behaviour toward creatures, all men were Nazis. The smugness with which man could do with other species as he pleased exemplified the most extreme racist theories, the principle that might is right. ~Isaac Bashevis

10-03-2007, 08:55 PM	#87
intoanything Guest Posts: n/a	Oooo Charmed is on!!

10-03-2007, 08:57 PM	#88
WickedGame Vegan Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Scotland Age: 27 Posts: 3,445	Seether has done a class act on covering Amy Winehouse's - Rehab __________________ Against Animal Cruelty Shop As often as Herman had witnessed the slaughter of animals and fish, he always had the same thought: in their behaviour toward creatures, all men were Nazis. The smugness with which man could do with other species as he pleased exemplified the most extreme racist theories, the principle that might is right. ~Isaac Bashevis

10-03-2007, 09:43 PM	#89
sibboh Deep Throat Diva Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Right Behind You - BOO! Posts: 7,057	I bet it really IS possible to be all things to all people, MOST of the time, must try harder at that... hmm Do ponders live in ponds or lakes? Hmm... __________________ Power IS An Aphrodisiac Ah don't get drunk, me... Ah get WANKERED Joy Of Teens Texas Jammers: Purgatory Palace

10-03-2007, 10:36 PM	#90
Erica2020 TeaZy_E Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 3,782	random thought: how did my modern math teacher become a friggan teacher ?? This guy, is so unorganized !! First off, he comes into class with no syllabus, which is the first thing that he should hand out to us on the first day of class..then he has the wrong book, so basically he expects us to guide him in what he should be teaching us. then he has no attendance list, so he doesnt know any of our names, after a month of being in the class.. He's so friggan unorganized it drives me insane..he's been skipping to like 5 chapters ahead instead of staying on the chapter that we are being tested on, and when we ask what its all about, he says oh dont worry about it, you wont need to know it until later on..OK SO THEN WHY ARE U TEACHING IT TO US NOW ?!?!?!?! and what pisses me off is that as a teacher of a college arent u supposed to look somewhat professional??? yeah ! im pretty sure u are..well not this guy! he comes in with fuckin wrinkled jeans, but ugly dirty boots, a wrinkeled white shirt that looks yellow and his hair looks like friggan bozo the damn clown ! ! ! ! ! ! WTF ?!?!!? god i love this random thoughts thread =)

10-03-2007, 10:43 PM	#91
WickedGame Vegan Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Scotland Age: 27 Posts: 3,445	I need to start having earliar nights. __________________ Against Animal Cruelty Shop As often as Herman had witnessed the slaughter of animals and fish, he always had the same thought: in their behaviour toward creatures, all men were Nazis. The smugness with which man could do with other species as he pleased exemplified the most extreme racist theories, the principle that might is right. ~Isaac Bashevis

10-04-2007, 04:59 AM	#95
Bukkake Bunny Porn Star Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: California Posts: 6,658	Just because you can eat a whole pizza, doesn't mean you should eat a whole pizza. __________________ "I heard about all the pretty girls / With grass skirts down to their knees / All my life I wanted to see / The island called Hawaii" ~Hawaii; The Beach Boys

10-04-2007, 05:34 AM	#96
CasaDan Porn Star Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Rocky Mountain High, Colorado Age: 24 Posts: 4,205	Why the fuck do people put limes in Corona? it gives it no additional flavor or anything! What, do they like a little green in their piss? __________________ We stand here before all raising our glasses, toasting to lives as if a drink will fix them, will make them better. GMT -7 The hell type of dream was that?! Oh, Freud would have a field day with me!