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i'm just saying
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the idea is this, i learned to make a fortune cookie funny add the words in bed after, no matter what it says it works. like.......
you will be enlightened.........in bed thought you creative folks could have fun with this
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Midget Pervette
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There is a true and sincere friendship between you and your friends in bed
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No straight lines. Insistently curious.
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Your talent will pay off ... in bed.
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Your future looks bright...in bed
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Porno Junky
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You know your way around and will have great success.....in bed!!!
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i'm just saying
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life is an adventure ..................in bed
hi everyone.................in bed lol
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Midget Pervette
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You find beauty in ordinary things, do not lose this ability in bed.
Hey back in bed |
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i'm just saying
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may your day be filled with blessings............in bed
you need to change your font color indeedable its hard to read.......in bed
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Porn Star
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May the day surround you with close friends and family... in bed
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i'm just saying
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your heart is in the right place...........in bed
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Porno Junky
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Your hands are in the right place ...in bed!!! haha
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Midget Pervette
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It takes more than good memory to have good memories in bed
Sorry change dbetter? in bed |
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i'm just saying
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thaw the meat.................in bed
its still dark go with yellow or white................ in bed hehe
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Porno Junky
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your mind is a terrible thing to waste.... in bed
the day is wonderful and bright ...... in bed.
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Texan doesn't mean that I'm not educated. I may say "ain't" and "y'all" and call you "Sweetie" or 'Honey" and I might "bless a lot of hearts". I'll greet you with a big "Howdy" or "Hey Y'all". All soda pop is "Coke" and if I ask for "sugar"it means I want a KISS. I'm polite and say "Ma'am..." and "Sir". And if you hear a Texan say,"Oh, hell no!!" you'd better run. The biggest Coward is a man who awakens a woman's love with no intention of loving her. JESSE'S RODEO COWBOY |
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i'm just saying
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i found danger............in bed
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Good things come to those who wait.... in bed
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Midget Pervette
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A thrilling time is in your immediate future in bed.
i got the while background on on mine, now I can't read what I'm typing LOL =] in bed... |
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I'm still trying to translate the OP's original instructions...in bed
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Midget Pervette
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Your blessing is no more than being safe and sound for the whole lifetime in bed
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i'm just saying
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anything and everything works.....................in bed
grab hold of life...........................in bed see what i mean siilygom ..................in bed
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Midget Pervette
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Plan for many pleasures ahead in bed.
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i'm just saying
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mmmmmmmmmmm yeswhich way ie up.......................in bed?
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Porno Junky
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there is a tall dark handsome man.... in bed..
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Texan doesn't mean that I'm not educated. I may say "ain't" and "y'all" and call you "Sweetie" or 'Honey" and I might "bless a lot of hearts". I'll greet you with a big "Howdy" or "Hey Y'all". All soda pop is "Coke" and if I ask for "sugar"it means I want a KISS. I'm polite and say "Ma'am..." and "Sir". And if you hear a Texan say,"Oh, hell no!!" you'd better run. The biggest Coward is a man who awakens a woman's love with no intention of loving her. JESSE'S RODEO COWBOY |
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Midget Pervette
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The joyfulness of a man prolongeth his days in bed.
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i'm just saying
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all work and no play makes rexx a dull boy except ..................in bed
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Midget Pervette
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Your everlasting patience will be rewarded sooner or later in bed.
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i'm just saying
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you will have many friends ...............in bed
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Sex Lover
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She learned her lesson the hard way... in bed
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Midget Pervette
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Make two grins grow where there was only a grouch before in bed.
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i'm just saying
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lets do it everywhere except....................in bed
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Sex Machine
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With practice comes perfection... in bed.
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Midget Pervette
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Something you lost will soon turn up in bed.
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Sex Lover
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I love your thirst for life.... in bed
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Digital Demon
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Ignorance will blossum into enlightenment..... in bed.
Nice idea Rexx :D
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i'm just saying
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you will recieve great fanfare...................in bed
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Midget Pervette
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Your heart is pure, and your mind clear, and your soul devout in bed.
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Banned!
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Again please...and again and again........in bed........please
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Midget Pervette
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Excitement and intrigue follow you closely wherever you go in bed.
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i'm just saying
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im waiting for you to join me................in bed
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Your ability to juggle many tasks will take you far in bed.
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Digital Demon
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man who cook and piss in same pot unsanitary...... in bed
Sorry couldn't resist
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Banned!
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Your heart beats fast........in bed
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i'm just saying
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im mufti tasking...............in bed
hi gorgeous kimbo
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Digital Demon
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lost loves and friends will find their way back to you...... in bed
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Midget Pervette
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A pleasant surprise is in store for you in bed
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i'm just saying
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you will have a wealthy life......................in bed
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Digital Demon
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Dose it come witha bright red bow? Kidding
All failures will soon fade away into victories....in bed
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Banned!
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All gets swollen and wet.........in bed
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No a purple one !! ![]() ![]() ![]() May life throw you a pleasant curve in bed. Last edited by indeedable; 12-19-2011 at 08:03 PM. |
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Digital Demon
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unexpected encounter will lead to budding intimacy .... in bed
Nice I like purple.....
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