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Old 12-19-2011, 01:27 PM   #1
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the idea is this, i learned to make a fortune cookie funny add the words in bed after, no matter what it says it works. like.......
you will be enlightened.........in bed
thought you creative folks could have fun with this
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you need to change your font color indeedable its hard to read.......in bed
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Old 12-19-2011, 02:38 PM   #10
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Old 12-19-2011, 03:00 PM   #13
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thaw the meat.................in bed
its still dark go with yellow or white................ in bed hehe
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Old 12-19-2011, 03:10 PM   #15
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i got the while background on on mine, now I can't read what I'm typing LOL =] in bed...
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Old 12-19-2011, 03:25 PM   #20
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anything and everything works.....................in bed
grab hold of life...........................in bed
see what i mean siilygom ..................in bed
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which way ie up.......................in bed?
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man who cook and piss in same pot unsanitary...... in bed

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Dose it come witha bright red bow? Kidding

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No a purple one !!

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Nice I like purple.....
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