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Sex Lover
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Oceans eleven
"Where I am going you cannot follow." |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: California
Posts: 2,228
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The Hunt for Red October
"Since when does a queen need an excuse to sing?" |
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Porno Junky
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Southwest Ontario
Posts: 428
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Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist
“Now the whole world will know that you died scratching my balls.” |
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Sex Lover
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Casino Royale
"Strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords, is no basis for a system of government." |
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#105 |
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Banned!
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"You know I'm a rather brilliant surgeon. Perhaps I can help you with that hump." "What hump?" |
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#106 |
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Sex Lover
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Young Frankenstein
"Gentlemen, please you can't fight in here,this is the war room" Last edited by ChefSoupSpecial; 04-03-2012 at 02:32 PM. |
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Banned!
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Dr. Strangelove
"We rob from the rich and give to the poor, thats right! We may look like sissies, but watch what you say or else we will put out your lights..." Last edited by hardoneforgirl; 04-07-2012 at 06:53 AM. |
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#108 |
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Sex Lover
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Robin Hood- Men in tights
"They fuck you at the hospital. First they drug you, then they fuck you!" |
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#109 |
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The Spurtinator
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: On the border of somewhere and somewhere else
Posts: 6,009
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Michael Caine in The Italian Job, on seeing a car explode - "You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"
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"Some bring pleasure to people wherever they go; others, whenever they go." Oscar Wilde. I like to put myself into the category of the former. ![]() VERIFIED previously, but I removed the pic. Minerva's Guardian |
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#110 |
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Banned!
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Letheal Weapon 3
you have this game wrong meforyou "Freeze? I'm a robot. I'm not a refrigerator." |
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#111 |
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Porn Star
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The Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy???
"Careful you idiot I said across her nose, not up it!!"
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I'm a trisexual, I'll try anything once
Yeah I'm not Batman...I'm not Darth Vader...I'm BatVader Bitches ![]() Dubbed "The Kissing Bandit of the Ladies Room" by Rexxracerr (Post 41094) May the Force Be With You VERIFIED MEMBER OF XNXX |
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#112 |
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The Nauhgty Night Prowler
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: 22 Acacia Avenue
Posts: 11,490
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Spaceballs
![]() "Oh. Where you going?... Oh, you men are all alike. Seven or eight quick ones and then you're out with the boys to boast and brag. YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. Oh... I think I love him. " |
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#113 |
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Sex Lover
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Young Frankenstein
"Hey lazerlips, your mother was a snow blower." |
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#114 |
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Banned!
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Short Circuit
"I bet she gives great helmet." |
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#115 |
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Sex Lover
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Spaceballs
"They've brought a cave troll" |
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Banned!
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Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring
"Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you Madame." |
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The Nauhgty Night Prowler
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: 22 Acacia Avenue
Posts: 11,490
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Uncle Buck
"I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it." |
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Banned!
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City of Angels
"Champagne?" "We are in the middle of a chase, Porthos." "Your right- something red." |
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#119 |
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Sex Lover
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The three musketeers (1993)
"You can't be the sheriff of London, Nicholas" |
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#120 |
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Banned!
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No clue, I give up, what movie is it from Chef?
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#121 |
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Porn Surfer
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#122 |
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Banned!
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Southpark, however it's an episode in the series, not the movie.
"I just want to say to Roosevelt E. Roosevelt, what it is, what shall be, what it was. The weather out there today is hot and shitty, with continued hot and shitty in the afternoon. Tomorrow a chance of continued crappy with a pissy weather front coming down from the North. Basically, it's hotter than a snakes ass in a wagon rut." |
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Porn Surfer
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Quote:
![]() But that is so 'Good Mooooooooorning Vietnam' ![]() How about 'A hunter from the darkest wild will make you feel just like a child'? |
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: According to Garmin: Location not found.
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Jumanji
"Gentlemen, let's broaden our minds! Lawrence?" |
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#125 |
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: at my place
Age: 27
Posts: 771
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Rock'n'Rolla
"Love is a cruel mistress"
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just hanging around |
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Banned!
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Venice, CA
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"You better bury Ned right!... Better not cut up, nor otherwise harm no whores... or I'll come back and kill every one of you sons of bitches." |
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: at my place
Age: 27
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"It's been emotional"
Lock, stock and two smoking barrels
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just hanging around |
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Unforgiven... a great western. "Are we awake? We're not sure...are we black? Yes we are. Then we're awake...but very puzzled." |
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#129 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: in the border planets....
Posts: 2,313
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"I am a God! I am not going to be bullied....."
The Avengers |
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#130 |
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Your supposed to guess the movie quote that I listed. then you post a movie quote of your own, but don't reveal what movie it's from.
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#131 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: in the border planets....
Posts: 2,313
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... damn. okay. let me try this again....
Yours is from Blazing Saddles. "Oh, chemist, eh? Do we get to blow something up, then?" |
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The league of extraordinary gentlemen
"Such an unusual name, "Latrine." How did your family come by it? We changed it in the 9th century. You mean you changed it TO "Latrine." Yeah. Used to be "Shithouse." It's a good change. That's a good change." |
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#133 |
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Sex Lover
Join Date: Mar 2012
Posts: 224
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I want to say the princess bride but I am not sure....
Dear Mary, Mother of God, help this no-good atheist to shoot straight. |
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#134 |
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Banned!
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Nope sorry lexa, not the princess bride.
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#135 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: in the border planets....
Posts: 2,313
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Robin Hood: Men in Tights
I don't know Lexa's, though. |
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#136 |
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Sex Lover
Join Date: Mar 2012
Posts: 224
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Dammit, Why does it sound so familiar!
Robin hood men in tights! Still a Mel Brooks movie! Dear Mary, Mother of God, help this no-good atheist to shoot straight. |
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#137 |
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Resident Shinigami
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It's Two Mules for Sister Sara, one of Eastwood's slightly lesser known films.
I mean to have you, even if it must be burglary!
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Here we go, Hold on tight and don't let go, I won't ever let you fall. I love the night, Flying over city lights, But I love you must of all Theatricality and deception, powerful agents to the uninitiated...but we are initiated, aren't we Bruce?
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#138 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: in the border planets....
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Withnail & I
"Was that the primary buffer panel?" |
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#139 |
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Porn Star
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Serenity
"This stuff will make you a goddamned Sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me."
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I'm a trisexual, I'll try anything once
Yeah I'm not Batman...I'm not Darth Vader...I'm BatVader Bitches ![]() Dubbed "The Kissing Bandit of the Ladies Room" by Rexxracerr (Post 41094) May the Force Be With You VERIFIED MEMBER OF XNXX |
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i'm just saying
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: fort worth texas
Age: 52
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"the one that says bad mother fucker on it" jules from pulp fiction
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I'm just saying mimi's big brother http://i1220.photobucket.com/albums/...acerr/xnxx.jpg verifed man of |
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Banned!
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#142 |
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Porn Surfer
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Star Wars: A New Hope
![]() 'She's not in the refrigerator!' |
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#143 |
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Banned!
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What Women Want
Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herder! Whose scruffy-looking? |
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Newcumer
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: In a far away distant land.
Posts: 9
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I assume it's Empire Strikes Back - I don't know the quote exactly, but I know where the band Nerf Herder got their name
"Because if you really want to be with him, then you get back on that phone and you call Barry Manilow, and you tell him how you feel" |
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#145 |
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Banned!
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Can't Hardly Wait
Ma'am, in the leopard dress, you have an amazing rack. I should have been a fucking cop. |
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#146 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: in the border planets....
Posts: 2,313
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Heh, The Hangover
if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond |
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#147 |
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Banned!
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Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Ol' Jack always says...what the hell |
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#148 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: in the border planets....
Posts: 2,313
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Big Trouble in Little China
It's been many years since I had such an exemplary vegetable |
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#149 |
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Banned!
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Pride and Prejudice
Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft? |
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#150 |
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Sex Lover
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: USA
Posts: 205
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Animal House
How about a Fresca? |
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