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the iron butterfly
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: In the penthouse of Mt. Olympus...
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What me have this thing for ukalele's what goves you that idea....? LOLOLOL
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Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: California
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Hmmm... have her give me a massage <3
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The DarkKnight
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: ~Hiding in Gotham City~
Posts: 6,058
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After you get yours done
You can give me one sweetie.. ![]() ![]()
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Porno Junky
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Southwest Ontario
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He can yield his place in line so I may have mine first... OR... they could massage each of us at the same time. Yeah... very Canadian idea that one, it includes every!
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the iron butterfly
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: In the penthouse of Mt. Olympus...
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And to think there was an orgy yesterday here in the games... LOLOLOL
Ok who goes first...? ![]()
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The DarkKnight
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: ~Hiding in Gotham City~
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Quote:
![]() Well anything can happen in the forums.. lol
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~Understand that people change and sometimes they’re no longer compatible with our lives. We just have to learn to accept it and move on.~ *Verified XNXX Male* My Poem Thread:http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=267202
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Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: California
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I might have had her do more if I wasn't shy around another woman.
I know how to handle men, women are beyond me!Oooh... I think it'd like him to kneel and lick my inner thighs... but only that hehe
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Porno Junky
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Southwest Ontario
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I would have her.... enjoy it
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Join Date: Mar 2012
Posts: 1,194
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Massage. My backs all tight.
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Stud Muffin
Join Date: Aug 2006
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Knock up a nice bacon sarnie
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Join Date: Mar 2012
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Yum. Bacon is goooooood.
Wash the dishes afterwards.
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The DarkKnight
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: ~Hiding in Gotham City~
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Have her give me a nice massage
![]() Then i would return the favor
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~Understand that people change and sometimes they’re no longer compatible with our lives. We just have to learn to accept it and move on.~ *Verified XNXX Male* My Poem Thread:http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=267202
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Stud Muffin
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 32,554
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I do rather fancy a cuppa right now - 1 sugar plenty of milk
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Join Date: May 2010
Location: over his knee
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strip off and be my slave for the day
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Stud Muffin
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 32,554
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Oh for fucks sake - really ? (stripping off already
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Porn Star
Join Date: Mar 2012
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Yell oi oi oi after I yell Aussie aussie aussie
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Stud Muffin
Join Date: Aug 2006
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bounce up and down whilst naked as you yell Aussie aussie aussie
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Join Date: Mar 2012
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Well I am patriotic
Make him say govna a lot and then sing songs from Oliver for my amusement
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Stud Muffin
Join Date: Aug 2006
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fucking hell - you really DONT want to hear me sing
![]() Ummmmmmm - put on a sexy show that involves potatoes |
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Join Date: Mar 2012
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Like with ping pong balls? *does pelvic floor exercises in preparation*
Do a helicopter dick
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Porno Junky
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Southwest Ontario
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Holy crap wtf has been going on in here? Now were abusing the noble potato?lmao (That would be a hell of a show!!!!)
Spend a weekend at my cottage with me doing all the fun things we can think of |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: California
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I'd make him fall asleep thinking about me
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The DarkKnight
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: ~Hiding in Gotham City~
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Make her massage me all over with scented oils
Then make her dance all sexy for me
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Porn Star
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: California
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Have him return the favor
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The DarkKnight
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: ~Hiding in Gotham City~
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MMm of course cutie
![]() Have her shower with me afterwards
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~Understand that people change and sometimes they’re no longer compatible with our lives. We just have to learn to accept it and move on.~ *Verified XNXX Male* My Poem Thread:http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=267202
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Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: California
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Have him make sure I'm clean everywhere
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The DarkKnight
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: ~Hiding in Gotham City~
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mMm my pleasure baby
![]() Have her return the favor
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~Understand that people change and sometimes they’re no longer compatible with our lives. We just have to learn to accept it and move on.~ *Verified XNXX Male* My Poem Thread:http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=267202
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Porn Star
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: California
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Have him feed me cookies in bed.
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The DarkKnight
Join Date: Apr 2010
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mmm have her massage my shoulders in bed
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~Understand that people change and sometimes they’re no longer compatible with our lives. We just have to learn to accept it and move on.~ *Verified XNXX Male* My Poem Thread:http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=267202
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Porno Junky
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Southwest Ontario
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Have him dress as another a different superhero each month for 12 months
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The DarkKnight
Join Date: Apr 2010
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Have him change his avatar to a different canadian beer each month lol
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Porno Junky
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Southwest Ontario
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That's not so bad.... at least you said Canadian Beer!
Have him go out for halloween as Pumba from The Lion King (Can't be a hero everyday lol) |
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the iron butterfly
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: In the penthouse of Mt. Olympus...
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Have him do his massages to the sexy ladies
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Porno Junky
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Southwest Ontario
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Ah... you woulds let me help make all the ladies feel good and appreciated by MAKING me do it. You have a wonderful soul
![]() I would tell her to take a long and lovely vacation all around the world.
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Porn Star
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: California
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I would order him to get down on his knees and worship my pussy with his freakishly long tongue every morning in the shower.
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Porno Junky
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Southwest Ontario
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Okay SR and Minerva... you guys just order me to do the BEST things. I think I love following orders!
I would force SR to endure that long tongue treatment three times per day
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Porn Star
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: California
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Is that what the doctor ordered?
I order your to take off all your clothes and run outside into the forest, TOTALLY naked, yelling "I've got a banana!" |
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Porno Junky
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Southwest Ontario
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Well... the orders made sense up to that point. Now... I will do it... if it means I get to peel your clothes off like a banana (hey you went there)
I would have her dress in a smurf costume and run around yelling I love Banana's lol |
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the iron butterfly
Join Date: Dec 2011
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Only a banana..why not a sausage..its more meatier?-- LOLOLOL
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Porn Star
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: California
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Minerva! Don't encourage the man! xD
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Porno Junky
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Southwest Ontario
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I order Minerva to increase the meat in her diet ![]() And SR, you are going to be enjoying cucumbers and bratwurst |
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the iron butterfly
Join Date: Dec 2011
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Hello Robin ![]() ![]() I think he would be crazy not to have his weiner schnitzel shown-- LOLOLOLOL |
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Porno Junky
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Southwest Ontario
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I am telling you to enjoy the schnitzel!
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the iron butterfly
Join Date: Dec 2011
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Of course I am..... LOLOLOLOL... now hold on, let me get my measuring tape damn it!
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Porno Junky
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Southwest Ontario
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*So you usually measure sausage before you take it in your mouth??????
Wait patiently for her before she returns and telling her to dance in happiness.
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Pa
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Mmm, I'd say....give me a massage...and feed me grapes.
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The DarkKnight
Join Date: Apr 2010
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Need a good rub down and something to help me sleep comfy at night
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Sex Machine
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*sigh* this night shouldn't end yet. Grr
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I desire nothing but the Devil, it seems he's stolen my heart and I'm more than happy to be his prisoner in his own beautifully twisted world. He who owns me knows who he is. ![]() MM, this is interesting
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The DarkKnight
Join Date: Apr 2010
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Sep 2011
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one thing, hmm...
hook me up with Batgirl. I'd crank that shit down son!! Just putting that out there. |
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