The Ladies' Room

[cijababe]

I think this place needs a girls only area; strictly no men. So ladies, c'mon and pull up a chair, lets discuss the layout and decor, and gossip about the guys.

It's your space; should we have a bar, a coffee machine, a water cooler?

It's all a bit of fun, and maybe the guys could have their own space too - but anyone with a winkle will be speedily ejected from here.

To start the ball rolling, I have a fresh pot of coffee on the go - any girls want to join me? Let's talk shoes, that will keep the guys out

["Naughty"]

I'm with you there sweety,all the way....Do you mind if I have green tea.

Those shoes are very sexy,so I brought along a couple of handbags

[cijababe]

Welcome Naughty; thanks for coming along.

I think I'll go for this one

[cijababe]

Well shoot, I was moved from GD to games

But I'm not going to bitch about it, just take my medicine like a big girl. If it floats, I'm happy, but if it sinks, so be it.

[minerva_x]

Hops in...Hello Ms. Cija and the sexy ladies in this forum! I dont think talking shoes will deter men in this thread... I know some have a foot or shoe fetish--LOLOLOL... It is raining where I am, went out today and what timing that you made this thread... Bought myself a pair of these today...



( OH, I love you pink shoes you posted above )

I trust everyone has or is having a good weekend

[OzChick]

geez this is shoe porn, drool

Brings the alcohol and sits down. Pass the chips. WHen's the stripper get here?

[cijababe]

Damn Minerva, you got me there

So do you think any of them have handbag fetishes?

[minerva_x]

Hello Oz

I think anything we talk about is or will be a fetish... even lipstick-- LOLOLOL



Oh this was in GD forum?

[cijababe]

Originally Posted by OzChick

geez this is shoe porn, drool

Brings the alcohol and sits down. Pass the chips. WHen's the stripper get here?

Special dispensation for the male stripper. Auditions are my speciality, but I guess I can share. See, this one brought his own handbag

[minerva_x]

Oh my GOOOODDDDDDDDD!!!!! LOLOLOLOL

[cijababe]

Okay, now we've thrown the guys off by talking about handbags, here's one of the strippers after encountering a particularly tough crowd

[Rexxracerr]

forgive me ladies i just had to look, but i did bring a gif

[cijababe]

Tut tut Rexx - you know what this means - either take the place of the stripper, or wear a dress - or better still, a bikini

Don't forget the lipstick too

[OzChick]

Now that I'd love to see.

*goes to find dollar bills. Realises Australia doesn't have dollar bills. Makes the choice to pelt rexx with coins instead*

[Rexxracerr]

where did you find my pic?
she said she wouldn't post it anywhere (bitch)

[Rexxracerr]

i wont post here anymore i promise. but this was to funny

[curiousscouser]

Coffee and biscotti all round. One sure-fire way to ensure only women are here is to talk about cushions. I've yet to meet the guy who can see the point of scatter cushions!

[cijababe]

Great idea CS - do you think this will get rid of them?

[JayneyRedd]

LOL

Loving this thread already - I think we need a drop of this:



Can't beat a glass of Chardonnay, and some of this:




Now we have wine & chocolate I feel at home

[thinskin]

Originally Posted by Rexxracerr

forgive me ladies i just had to look, but i did bring a gif

Figured Rex would take the bait.

Originally Posted by curiousscouser

Coffee and biscotti all round. One sure-fire way to ensure only women are here is to talk about cushions. I've yet to meet the guy who can see the point of scatter cushions!

To hide the fact that you have no furniture?

Sorry ladies I walked through the wrong door. Sub-consciously hoping to catch you with your knickers down.

Apologies again!

Thinskin

[cijababe]

Great Jayney - and of course, we will serve only girly drinks, no beer or whiskey.

And Thinksin - off you go, no peeking. You saw what happened to the stripper earlier - the shreds of his clothes are still scattered all over the floor

[LadyRed]

Oh for sure I know I am gonna love it here..." Ruffling Rex's hair...."Hi babe."

[cijababe]

Rexx has been very naughty coming into the Ladies' Room and has paid the price

[Lioness]

Originally Posted by curiousscouser

Coffee and biscotti all round. One sure-fire way to ensure only women are here is to talk about cushions. I've yet to meet the guy who can see the point of scatter cushions!

There are quite a few guys around here who know about cushions and decorating! I'd let them decorate my den!!

*brings a mojito to drink*

[cijababe]

Thanks for dropping by, Lioness

I've always wondered what's in a mohito apart from rum............

[OzChick]

Originally Posted by cijababe

Great Jayney - and of course, we will serve only girly drinks, no beer or whiskey.

And Thinksin - off you go, no peeking. You saw what happened to the stripper earlier - the shreds of his clothes are still scattered all over the floor

But I only drink bourbon

Lingerie Pillow Fight Time!!!!!!

(for the men who are listening in, bahahahaha)

[cijababe]

Rules are made to be broken I guess - who am I to deny you your favourite tipple

And yes, I regularly pillowfight with my female friends dressed in my corset and French Knickers - who doesn't?

[aesopstails]

Originally Posted by OzChick

Lingerie Pillow Fight Time!!!!!!

Count me in!

[Lioness]

Originally Posted by cijababe

Thanks for dropping by, Lioness

I've always wondered what's in a mohito apart from rum............

Sugar, mint, lime juice and club soda usually...no feathers though!! WEEEEEEEE!!! *wallops aesopstails with a pillow*

[Lover83]

Originally Posted by aesopstails

Count me in!

Weeee, seems so fun. Pillow fight, dj, the stripper, the bar, talk of girly things, mmm, me like added the dj O.O hope no one minds the music? Play only lady songs. Like...I am woman by jordan sparks. Someone know that song? It's good

[Lexa13]

Would you believe me if I said I have never had a pillow fight with other girls...I feel like now like my childhood/teen years were lacking...

xD

This thread made my day btw, no idea why...

[Rexxracerr]

Originally Posted by cijababe

Rexx has been very naughty coming into the Ladies' Room and has paid the price

*rubs ass*

[aesopstails]

Originally Posted by Lioness

Sugar, mint, lime juice and club soda usually...no feathers though!! WEEEEEEEE!!! *wallops aesopstails with a pillow*

*ducks just in time, then swats Lioness in the butt with my own pillow*

Uh-oh! Here she comes again!

Originally Posted by Lover83

Weeee, seems so fun. Pillow fight, dj, the stripper, the bar, talk of girly things, mmm, me like added the dj O.O hope no one minds the music? Play only lady songs. Like...I am woman by jordan sparks. Someone know that song? It's good

Nice to meet you! Love the DJ *requests a song for a friend*

Originally Posted by Lexa13

Would you believe me if I said I have never had a pillow fight with other girls...I feel like now like my childhood/teen years were lacking...

xD

This thread made my day btw, no idea why...

Good to meet you too! And, you know, it's NEVER too late to make up for something you missed as a child.

So, raise that pillow 'cause I'm about to bop you but good!

[Lioness]

Originally Posted by aesopstails

*ducks just in time, then swats Lioness in the butt with my own pillow*

Uh-oh! Here she comes again!

OH!! *jumps then laughs while I take another swing at you and makes full contact* Gotcha!!

[aesopstails]

Originally Posted by Lioness

OH!! *jumps then laughs while I take another swing at you and makes full contact* Gotcha!!

OOF!

You're good! I'll bet you get invited to the celebrity tournament next weekend.

[Lioness]

Originally Posted by aesopstails

OOF!

You're good! I'll bet you get invited to the celebrity tournament next weekend.

Ha!! Just as long as I don't have to wrestle in Jell-o or mud!!! *GENTLY bops you on the head*

[Codyplay]

This thread is sexist.

[Lioness]

Originally Posted by Codyplay

This thread is sexist.

*smacks him with a pillow*

[Codyplay]

Originally Posted by Lioness

*smacks him with a pillow*

Hey, just giving a bit of turnabout is fair play.

[aesopstails]

Originally Posted by Lioness

*smacks him with a pillow*

I think we need a special pillow for smacking all the party crashers.

[Lioness]

Originally Posted by Codyplay

Hey, just giving a bit of turnabout is fair play.

Mmhmm! Aesopstails, you grab one leg and an arm and I'll get the other ones or we can tickle him to teach him a lesson!!!

Originally Posted by aesopstails

I think we need a special pillow for smacking all the party crashers.

You're too funny!!!

[Codyplay]

Originally Posted by Lioness

Mmhmm! Aesopstails, you grab one leg and an arm and I'll get the other ones or we can tickle him to teach him a lesson!!!



You're too funny!!!

You ladies need me though, someone has to give you a man's opinion on how your accessories look

[aesopstails]

Originally Posted by Codyplay

You ladies need me though, someone has to give you a man's opinion on how your accessories look

There's only ONE thing a woman needs a man for... and "opinions" ain't it!

Now, scat, before Mistress Cija finds you in here and gives you 40 lashes!

[Codyplay]

Originally Posted by aesopstails

There's only ONE thing a woman needs a man for... and "opinions" ain't it!

Now, scat, before Mistress Cija finds you in here and gives you 40 lashes!

If what you say is true then women would walk around naked all the time, but they don't. I'm crashing this party, but i promise not to discuss anything sports related. I just want to get into a conversation with the women. You seem to be the best ones to talk to, assuming rule 16 of the internet is wrong.

[aesopstails]

Originally Posted by Codyplay

If what you say is true then women would walk around naked all the time, but they don't. I'm crashing this party, but i promise not to discuss anything sports related. I just want to get into a conversation with the women. You seem to be the best ones to talk to, assuming rule 16 of the internet is wrong.

I love sports, so that's not an issue. But here in the Games section, the rules are set by the OP and we try to respect the spirit of a thread.

Of course, threads are de-railed frequently in General Discussion, but not so much here.

The Games Forum is a great place to meet people, though, so good luck to you.

Goodnight.

[Lover83]

[QUOTE=aesopstails;4924780]

Nice to meet you! Love the DJ *requests a song for a friend*



[QUOTE]
nice to meet you too!! Awesome, it's good to have music here :D btw nice pillow, made me LOL hahaha

[OzChick]

Originally Posted by aesopstails

There's only ONE thing a woman needs a man for... and "opinions" ain't it!

Now, scat, before Mistress Cija finds you in here and gives you 40 lashes!

Yes, they're good for putting out the trash. I have a vibrator.

[cijababe]

Originally Posted by Codyplay

This thread is sexist.

Yup, unashamedly. You're welcome to start your own sexist thread - just talk cars and sports and we'll run for the hills (well I certainly will). Now bend over and take your punishment like a man - and good luck, Mistress knows how not to scar with the paddle, but I can't speak for the other ladies queueing up to take a shot at your ass.

BTW - why did God make man?




Because vibrators can't mow the lawn

[armivilla28]

what a nice thread.. bought myself the other day.... have been using this for years actually

[telem]

what, eh, huh............what was this thread about again??? ...........i'm still stuck on the guy with the ripped jeans