The Ladies' Room

[bigbird]

[ejls]

Bought my favorite perfume this weekend.

[bigbird]

[cijababe]

Originally Posted by armivilla28

what a nice thread.. bought myself the other day.... have been using this for years actually

Back in the day when clothes weren't dirt cheap, I used to make my own clothes - Issey Miyake designed some clothes for Vogue which were a pleasure to make, very unusual and innovative in the way he cut the patterns.

Originally Posted by telem

what, eh, huh............what was this thread about again??? ...........i'm still stuck on the guy with the ripped jeans

Glad to provide some eye candy - I'll try to provide some in lieu of the Good Morning man.

Originally Posted by bigbird

Tsk, another one snuck in. I think this time we'll give him a makeover and moisturise him within an inch of his life

Pucker up for the lipstick and I'll try not to poke you in the eye with the mascara brush.........

[cijababe]

And here's a couple of my favourite scents

[armivilla28]

Originally Posted by cijababe

And here's a couple of my favourite scents

ohhh i like kenzo perfume too!!!! issey miyake had interesting patterns and i must say one of my favorite designers of all time....

[armivilla28]

Tsk, another one snuck in. I think this time we'll give him a makeover and moisturise him within an inch of his life

Pucker up for the lipstick and I'll try not to poke you in the eye with the mascara brush.........[/QUOTE]

maybe he was trying to tell us girls he should be inspiration for a design..??? uhhhh....i dont think i will be wearing these anytime soon...hehehehe sorry big bird but no

[cijababe]

Originally Posted by armivilla28

ohhh i like kenzo perfume too!!!! issey miyake had interesting patterns and i must say one of my favorite designers of all time....

I was heavily into Japanese design and culture in my twenties

The way he used fabric was amazing - I never knew what part would be which when cutting out his patterns, and they hung beautifully.

Mind you , I wouldn't have worn this one - she looks like she'll take to the air like a kite if the wind blows too much

[Draegus]

* knows this is more a ladies only thread, but for shits and giggles puts on "its raining Men, and gets on stage to get his stripping groove on.*

Well I know I either had to strip or crossdress, but since I'd make one butt fuck ugly woman only left me this this option.

["Naughty"]

Hi ladies.....Just passing thought I'd drop in with a few bottles of wine,I've left plenty so no-one will miss out.....Enjoy!

[cijababe]

Originally Posted by Draegus

* knows this is more a ladies only thread, but for shits and giggles puts on "its raining Men, and gets on stage to get his stripping groove on.*

Well I know I either had to strip or crossdress, but since I'd make one butt fuck ugly woman only left me this this option.

You're a brave man - you had better put up a good performance, or you'll be in the dungeon for a while 'thinking about what you did'

Originally Posted by "Naughty"

Hi ladies.....Just passing thought I'd drop in with a few bottles of wine,I've left plenty so no-one will miss out.....Enjoy!

Thanks Naughty - cheers!

[armivilla28]

Originally Posted by Draegus

* knows this is more a ladies only thread, but for shits and giggles puts on "its raining Men, and gets on stage to get his stripping groove on.*

Well I know I either had to strip or crossdress, but since I'd make one butt fuck ugly woman only left me this this option.

tsktsktsktskts...we should put some foundation on you and lipstick....

[armivilla28]

Originally Posted by cijababe

I was heavily into Japanese design and culture in my twenties

The way he used fabric was amazing - I never knew what part would be which when cutting out his patterns, and they hung beautifully.

Mind you , I wouldn't have worn this one - she looks like she'll take to the air like a kite if the wind blows too much

youre into draping cija?

[armivilla28]

Originally Posted by "Naughty"

Hi ladies.....Just passing thought I'd drop in with a few bottles of wine,I've left plenty so no-one will miss out.....Enjoy!

thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cijababe]

Originally Posted by armivilla28

youre into draping cija?

Errmm is that a fetish I haven't heard of? The weirdest one I have come across was one for naked men and clothed women.....

[ThickHoseFireman]

knock knock......cija in there.....i got a page for a striptease.


Gonna meet you in the ladies room.....be back real soon.....utoh utut ohhhh

[cijababe]

Oh auditioning is such fun - shake it, THF

[Codyplay]

Originally Posted by cijababe

Yup, unashamedly. You're welcome to start your own sexist thread - just talk cars and sports and we'll run for the hills (well I certainly will). Now bend over and take your punishment like a man - and good luck, Mistress knows how not to scar with the paddle, but I can't speak for the other ladies queueing up to take a shot at your ass.

BTW - why did God make man?




Because vibrators can't mow the lawn

God made man so women could not have to work to feed their kids and still have something to bitch about :P

[ThickHoseFireman]

turns music on a bit louder .... sitting cija in chair in middle .... groping flirting dancing grinding around her......moves closer has her hands run down my chest/belly as i straddle her letting her feel my thickness against her big sexy tits as i stand up over her hugging her face into my belly......still shaking grinding to music

[cijababe]

Originally Posted by Codyplay

God made man so women could not have to work to feed their kids and still have something to bitch about :P

This is meant to be a light hearted fun thread - please take your misogynist opinions elsewhere

Originally Posted by ThickHoseFireman

turns music on a bit louder .... sitting cija in chair in middle .... groping flirting dancing grinding around her......moves closer has her hands run down my chest/belly as i straddle her letting her feel my thickness against her big sexy tits as i stand up over her hugging her face into my belly......still shaking grinding to music

Pretty good - and I'm sure you could double up as doorman sweetie

[Codyplay]

Originally Posted by cijababe

This is meant to be a light hearted fun thread - please take your misogynist opinions elsewhere

Philogynist.

[cijababe]

Originally Posted by Codyplay

Philogynist.

Who does that apply to - yourself, or me?

[Codyplay]

Originally Posted by cijababe

Who does that apply to - yourself, or me?

You ofc.

[aesopstails]

Originally Posted by cijababe

This is meant to be a light hearted fun thread - please take your misogynist opinions elsewhere

Hi, doll- I'm sure you're aware of this already, but a friendly reminder: if you add him to your Ignore List, you'll never have to see his rudeness. I have already, and I'm sure the other ladies will follow suit once they see this.

But the real reason I'm here- to drop off supplies for the next event.

NameTag.jpg

toys.png

[cijababe]

Woo hoo thanks AT, hours of fun there

The jury is still out over Codyplay - he still has time to redeem himself

[cijababe]

And the prize for most entertaining/attention seeking/funny thread title goes to

'is my pussy too pink??'

[ThickHoseFireman]

almost the same shade as your sexy high heels mistress.......sexy pink pussy lady.......lixlixlix....nibbles

[cijababe]

Well, I didn't scrutinise the pics too closely, and didn't include a link as I'm not into looking at other womens' equipment :P

[ThickHoseFireman]

so your not sure if her pussy is too pink then now......i like the shade of your heels better now squat over my face with them on only....yum licks slurps....

Baskin Robbins looking for a new ice cream flavor......CIJA....sticky sweet

[cijababe]

Naughty boy - c'mon upstairs to my boudoir THF and leave the girls to enjoy the delights of the Ladies Room

[Lover83]

Originally Posted by Draegus

* knows this is more a ladies only thread, but for shits and giggles puts on "its raining Men, and gets on stage to get his stripping groove on.*

Well I know I either had to strip or crossdress, but since I'd make one butt fuck ugly woman only left me this this option.

You shall do both for me hahaha don't worry I'd make you look like a pretty girl now let's see, we'll need to do your hair, nails, do your make-up, you need to shave...and lose the facial hair, we woman don't have that. Find you the perfect skirt and heels and your set! Then we'll see if you'll be.....Americas next top drag queen!

[LadyRed]

Raising a glass of wine to THF and offering suggestions to make up Draegus..."Bright red lipstick and pale green shadow...what ya think hon??"

[Lover83]

Originally Posted by LadyRed

Raising a glass of wine to THF and offering suggestions to make up Draegus..."Bright red lipstick and pale green shadow...what ya think hon??"

I know he should weigh in, but green and red...I think Christmas. Smoky eyes look nice, why not that? Just a thought. Or stick to the pale green eye shadow? .-.

[Lexa13]

I have no sense of fashion so my opinion is probably not the best but I think you should go with pastel colors...in honor of the upcoming Easter festivities...maybe even add bunny ears..just because you can...

But either way, I am taking a drink, finding a comfy chair with a good view of your victim and laughing my ass off for the rest of the night.

[Draegus]

Oh the things I go through just to be comic relief....

[Lover83]

Originally Posted by Lexa13

I have no sense of fashion so my opinion is probably not the best but I think you should go with pastel colors...in honor of the upcoming Easter festivities...maybe even add bunny ears..just because you can...

But either way, I am taking a drink, finding a comfy chair with a good view of your victim and laughing my ass off for the rest of the night.

I don't really either lol but when I dress him, I'm sure he'll still be pretty. I agree! That be pretty my um well him dressing as such with bunny ears. And he should wear panties that on the back has little cotton tail

Or! I just thought of something. Rocky Horror Picture Show. Anyone see that??? That guy that dresses sort of like a stripper. Now that be interesting to see him in that get up

Or just have him be a model and I dress him up to be many things

Well still, enjoy the show haha

[Lexa13]

Ohhh! Dr...whats his face...the transvestite from Transylvania?
Now that would be epic!

A modeling show is now required, I agree!

[Draegus]

I have the face of a cat that has been dunked in water right about now... like this

[Lexa13]

Originally Posted by Draegus

I have the face of a cat that has been dunked in water right about now... like this

oh!

That gives me an idea! How about we dress you up as "Puss in boots" as well...and you must speak like Antonio Banderas...

[Lover83]

Originally Posted by Lexa13

Ohhh! Dr...whats his face...the transvestite from Transylvania?
Now that would be epic!

A modeling show is now required, I agree!

Yes!!!! You got it! It would be sooo epic! I can't remember his name either but he actually looks pretty good. There was one part where you saw his junk jiggle hehe
Now not only a modeling show but he should sing one of the songs too! O that be so cool.

[Lexa13]

Last time I saw that movie I was 10...I do not remember anyone's "junk jiggling"...but then again that was not my main focus at 10, I was trying to figure out what the H was going on. :P

We should get all the guys that have crashed this thread to participate and rate their performance...

[Lover83]

Originally Posted by Draegus

I have the face of a cat that has been dunked in water right about now... like this

Oh come on don't be such a pussy lol pun intended. You know we're just messing *kisses you passionately on the lips*

Besides you should have known better entering the ladies room. but tis ok. Now come to my room hehe sorry 'in public' oops..

Puss and boots isnt a bad idea either! Man, we are on a role

[Draegus]

* starts to give serious concideration for looking for the closest exit*

[Lover83]

Originally Posted by Lexa13

Last time I saw that movie I was 10...I do not remember anyone's "junk jiggling"...but then again that was not my main focus at 10, I was trying to figure out what the H was going on. :P

We should get all the guys that have crashed this thread to participate and rate their performance...

Hahaha, oooo alright lol

Ahhhh, yes that's a good idea! What happens for the winner though?

[Draegus]

so you know the Dr.'s name was Frankenfurter. The actor playing him was Tim Curry

[Lover83]

Originally Posted by Draegus

* starts to give serious concideration for looking for the closest exit*

Haha, we too much for you? or you just want to visit my room? Lol

[Lexa13]

damn...haven't thought of what happens to the winner...

And someone grab Draegus before he leaves. We have put to much though into this and I want to see some bunny ears and tail!

Any suggestions for the winner?

[Lover83]

Originally Posted by Draegus

so you know the Dr.'s name was Frankenfurter. The actor playing him was Tim Curry

O, oook. I didn't know that. I liked that movie. At first I didn't but then as it went on, I found it fairly interesting.

[Draegus]

Originally Posted by Lexa13

damn...haven't thought of what happens to the winner...

And someone grab Draegus before he leaves. We have put to much though into this and I want to see some bunny ears and tail!

Any suggestions for the winner?

* and with that makes a break for it screaming as he runs for his life.*

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[Lexa13]

Originally Posted by Draegus

* and with that makes a break for it screaming as he runs for his life.*

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

I believe we have found the solution to men sneaking into this thread...

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (my evil laugh is epic)

And yes...I do feel 5 years old right now.