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Old 04-15-2012, 03:07 AM   #1
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Old 04-15-2012, 03:10 AM   #2
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Come here and clean up the food off the floor with your mouth!

Well, I guess SOME would say that to your gf/wife. :P
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Old 04-15-2012, 03:15 AM   #4
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Well, I guess SOME would say that to your gf/wife. :P
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LOLOLOL... I doubt if that was said everyday..? But it is a good one
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Old 04-15-2012, 03:16 AM   #5
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LOLOLOLOLOL.... You guys are good....!
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LOL Kraut!

Aww let me rub that tummy! It's so CUTE when you kick your leg out like that!
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Old 04-15-2012, 03:31 AM   #7
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You really have no breeding --- LOLOLOLOLOL
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Old 04-15-2012, 06:02 AM   #10
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Old 04-15-2012, 07:10 AM   #11
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Will you stop chasing next door's pussy!
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Old 04-15-2012, 07:50 AM   #13
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Old 04-15-2012, 08:13 AM   #14
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The sight of you licking yourself repulses me ! .............
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Old 04-15-2012, 08:21 AM   #18
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Old 04-15-2012, 08:23 AM   #19
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Just go sit in the corner and lick your balls!
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Old 04-15-2012, 08:26 AM   #20
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You're pregnant AGAIN!?!? And so who is the DAD this time!?!?!
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Old 04-15-2012, 08:48 AM   #21
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Stop sniffing that bitch's rear end!
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Old 04-15-2012, 10:49 AM   #22
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What's that sticking out of your butt..? Good God, you need to be dewormed! LOLOLOLOL
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Old 04-15-2012, 11:03 AM   #23
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Old 04-15-2012, 12:18 PM   #24
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Old 04-15-2012, 01:01 PM   #27
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We are having company. I am locking you up the side of the house. You scare their kids.
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Come here, I'm putting a leash on you.
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Aww let me rub that tummy! It's so CUTE when you kick your leg out like that!

Yeah....I know....put my ears down and shoot hot cum all over it for you to clean up for me....LOL

Sorry....not a dog command....alright here is one for you

Find him.....
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