What crime have you committed? Yes...YOU! - Page 2

MissSharon · 04-16-2012, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by richief

Are you deaf?

Men can have their little countdowns to coming of age for the Olsen twins, Britney Spears, Selena Gomez and even once upon a time Lindsey Lohan... for me it's Bieber, Sterling Knight, and David Henrie

I don't recall too many men talking about Britney's sub par vocals when they were discussing how hot she was... just sayin'

P.S.
I'll admit the lyrics are crappy, but the kid can actually sing well.

Rexxracerr · 04-16-2012, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by DS1980

What about Rush?

hey hey hey, thats totally uncoooool!!!

bar34 · 04-16-2012, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by richief

I once heard a Bryan Adams single all the way through without destroying the radio afterwards, does that count?

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Originally Posted by richief

I was in my car and when I tried to push the CD button my ex-wife said no and started humming along to that god awful fucking song that I forget the name of but involved a fucking bow and arrow in the video and a twat of an American playing a mythological person from Nottingham.

yes ... driving under the influence of Brian Adams does count !

DS1980 · 04-16-2012, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Rexxracerr

hey hey hey, thats totally uncoooool!!!

I was Joking, Who doesn't like Rush ? :P

justpassingthru · 04-16-2012, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by DS1980

yes

Takes a big man to admit that ... I hope that you regain your senses soon.

InTheMindsEye · 04-16-2012, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by DS1980

yes

Ouch! Are you OK.

I also stole two screws from B&Q because they didnt have a barcode on them and the queues were too big and I couldnt use the self service checkout so I just walked out with them, I murdered a gay lover, I stole the rubber bottom of a pool cue when I was 15, I speed consantly, I take some illicit substances very occasionally.

Thats about it.

LORCO · 04-16-2012, 11:41 PM

I don't want to see videos of fat girls dancing, and my teeth are on fire!

DS1980 · 04-16-2012, 11:42 PM

To get back on topic.

I think It should be a crime to play this at a wedding

It's been played at everyone I have ever been to.

The lyrics are clearly written about a psychotic stalker...

richief · 04-16-2012, 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by MissSharon

Men can have their little countdowns to coming of age for the Olsen twins, Britney Spears, Selena Gomez and even once upon a time Lindsey Lohan... for me it's Bieber, Sterling Knight, and David Henrie

I don't recall too many men talking about Britney's sub par vocals when they were discussing how hot she was... just sayin'

P.S.
I'll admit the lyrics are crappy, but the kid can actually sing well.

Apart from the Spears chick I do not recognise any of those names, if they are all people like spears who started in kids tv shows then became popstars then I will never know them; I stopped watching kids tv when my youngest left home, I do not listen to pop music unless it is on a pub jukebox and I have no choice. As for drooling over Spears, sorry she never met any of my criteria to be hot, especially her age, you will find dl drooling over the mid teen girls but not I.

InTheMindsEye · 04-16-2012, 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by richief

Apart from the Spears chick I do not recognise any of those names, if they are all people like spears who started in kids tv shows then became popstars then I will never know them; I stopped watching kids tv when my youngest left home, I do not listen to pop music unless it is on a pub jukebox and I have no choice. As for drooling over Spears, sorry she never met any of my criteria to be hot, especially her age, you will find dl drooling over the mid teen girls but not I.

I agree with richie for different reasons.....vacuous does not equal hot

Rexxracerr · 04-16-2012, 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by DS1980

I was Joking, Who doesn't like Rush ? :P

okay your cool again.
i started a thread about my stent in the county jail, to explain my disappearance to my friends. it ended up a huge discussion over the right and wrong of all sorts of drugs. hell it was just one joint.

Lioness · 04-16-2012, 11:55 PM

I like Bryan Adams.

DS1980 · 04-17-2012, 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Lioness

I like Bryan Adams.

thikdik · 04-17-2012, 12:02 AM

Stole many a hearts back in the day.

Lioness · 04-17-2012, 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by DS1980

InTheMindsEye · 04-17-2012, 12:07 AM

I was expecting to read "When words fail to describe the dismay, there is always Bryan Adams"

MissSharon · 04-17-2012, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by InTheMindsEye

I agree with richie for different reasons.....vacuous does not equal hot

And I'm sure you check out porn stars for their great morals and unparalleled intelligence >.>

Hot is hot, you can't argue that. Would I have a deep meaningful relationship with Justin Bieber or Sterling Knight...? No. Would I have a fun Friday night filled with fornication and fillatio...? Abso-fucking-lutely.

InTheMindsEye · 04-17-2012, 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by MissSharon

And I'm sure you check out porn stars for their great morals and unparalleled intelligence >.>

Hot is hot, you can't argue that. Would I have a deep meaningful relationship with Justin Bieber or Sterling Knight...? No. Would I have a fun Friday night filled with fornication and fillatio...? Abso-fucking-lutely.

I dont check out porn stars. I watch porn,sure, but I dont watch too much with fake breasted, ten a penny blonde bimbettes. They do fuck all for me. Justin Bieber on the other hand.....

Rixer · 04-17-2012, 12:22 AM

years ago I smoked a joint without a doctors recommendation.

Rexxracerr · 04-17-2012, 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Rixer

years ago I smoked a joint without a doctors recommendation.

you're not the lone ranger

Forever Whatever · 04-17-2012, 02:22 AM

Some exhibitionism, probably a few sex acts that are still on the books even though they're laughable, shoplifted when I was a kid. That's about it.

just a high bitch · 04-17-2012, 04:40 AM

Apart from the countless illegal drugs I have used/been using, the countless truancies from school, and shooting (not killing) some people, Im totally innocent!

AZRIEL · 04-17-2012, 05:05 AM

cijababe · 04-17-2012, 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by InTheMindsEye

Ouch! Are you OK.

I also stole two screws from B&Q because they didnt have a barcode on them and the queues were too big and I couldnt use the self service checkout so I just walked out with them, I murdered a gay lover, I stole the rubber bottom of a pool cue when I was 15, I speed consantly, I take some illicit substances very occasionally.

Thats about it.

Woah woah hold on, burying a major crime in a list of lesser ones

SilverLycan · 04-17-2012, 07:28 AM

I stole a few candy bars from the local air force base commissary way back when I was around 7 or 8. And I think I was around 9 when my cousin, a few neighbor kids and I trespassed on someones property while the owners were out of town. They had a huge backyard with a good sized climbing tree.

sullygom · 04-17-2012, 10:28 AM

I plead guilty to have voted Labour once !!!

PandaOrgy · 04-17-2012, 11:57 AM

I used to trespass a ton, and steal stuff from people who piss me off...

Oh, and a little sexual harassment in there somewhere. She liked it, but we were both underage, so... (At least, I think that's considered sexual harassment.)

itiswhatitis · 04-17-2012, 12:13 PM

as if I'd be stupid enough to write down what I've done ..........

Pussy_Pusher · 04-17-2012, 12:15 PM

Smoking pot and other substances.
Drunk driving (got busted recently)
Stealing panties

sullygom · 04-17-2012, 12:33 PM

stealing panties is allowed except when the female is wearing them !!

2jayguy · 04-17-2012, 12:41 PM

Well, nothing today, but the day is still young.....

Loonatik917 · 04-17-2012, 06:48 PM

Drug trafficking and distribution. Only once or twice though.

ScottGeneva · 04-17-2012, 06:50 PM

I stole a Playboy from a bookstore when I was 14 and I still have it.

Dutchie93 · 04-17-2012, 06:54 PM

I am a good girl:
I was only caught speeding several times in the last five years or so.
When I was younger and still at school, I tended to cheat on my Math tests. But I never got caught!

Rexxracerr · 04-17-2012, 07:05 PM

My latest crime was running a panty raid, in the ladies room thread

InTheMindsEye · 04-17-2012, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by cijababe

Woah woah hold on, burying a major crime in a list of lesser ones

Busted!

Pantyfreak · 04-17-2012, 07:09 PM

Define Crime! I don't have a criminal record.

InTheMindsEye · 04-17-2012, 07:11 PM

Any criminal act - that is an act contrary to the statutes of your land

curiousscouser · 04-17-2012, 07:22 PM

Underage drinking, underage sex, drunk and disorderly, shoplifted pick n' mix from Woolies, speeding, once attempted to smoke a joint and failed miserably.

Ooh, I'm such a bad motherfucker

InTheMindsEye · 04-17-2012, 07:25 PM

Bebbington, the hotbed of crime

Rexxracerr · 04-17-2012, 07:27 PM

I

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Originally Posted by curiousscouser

Underage drinking, underage sex, drunk and disorderly, shoplifted pick n' mix from Woolies, speeding, once attempted to smoke a joint and failed miserably.

Ooh, I'm such a bad motherfucker

And biting my ass, no charges have been filed
lol at the bad mother fucker, yes you are honey

curiousscouser · 04-17-2012, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by InTheMindsEye

Bebbington, the hotbed of crime

I'm thinking of starting a gang but we can't decide whose conservatory ought to be our hangout...

InTheMindsEye · 04-17-2012, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by curiousscouser

I'm thinking of starting a gang but we can't decide whose conservatory ought to be our hangout...

We hold my gang meetings in my mate Dave's shed where we plot our criminal activities, BMXing on the pavements and taping the top 40 off Radio 1

Analeazer · 04-17-2012, 07:58 PM

Had sex with a 16 year old girl when I was 31.
Made love to her like only a man could and treated her better then any two pump chump teenage boy could.
Did oral & anal on her too…

When I think about it now I feel quite ashamed of myself about what I’ve done and I cringe thinking of the consequences if I had been caught…

curiousscouser · 04-17-2012, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by InTheMindsEye

We hold my gang meetings in my mate Dave's shed where we plot our criminal activities, BMXing on the pavements and taping the top 40 off Radio 1

That reminds me... I taped the top 40 off Radio 1.
God I'm a badass. That's why nobody fucks with me.

InTheMindsEye · 04-17-2012, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by curiousscouser

That reminds me... I taped the top 40 off Radio 1.
God I'm a badass. That's why nobody fucks with me.

Nobody fucks with you? Or nobody fucks with you?

curiousscouser · 04-17-2012, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by InTheMindsEye

Nobody fucks with you? Or nobody fucks with you?

Sadly both today!

Rexxracerr · 04-17-2012, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by curiousscouser

I'm thinking of starting a gang but we can't decide whose conservatory ought to be our hangout...

you could call the gang. Scousers scoundrels.

richief · 04-17-2012, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by DS1980

I was Joking, Who doesn't like Rush ? :P

Me.

dominatonic · 04-17-2012, 09:21 PM

Hmm, actually isn't streaming and D/L'ing porn technically a copyright infringement upon the company in question that recorded it? I know some of it is distributed by said companies, but most of the full length stuff isn't supposed to be a free download for people.

Let's face it, we're all raging criminals on this forum.

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