Things not to say in church

hardoneforgirl · 04-21-2012, 08:03 AM

Easy enough, just say something that you wouldn't dare say in church. Be as crass as you want. I hope you enjoy this game.

minerva_x · 04-21-2012, 08:04 AM

Ohh Goodd Yess!!!!

hardoneforgirl · 04-21-2012, 08:05 AM

Did you bring a condom with you?

minerva_x · 04-21-2012, 08:09 AM

Kneeling infront of a hunky priest: Forgive me father for I am about to sin...!!!!

hardoneforgirl · 04-21-2012, 08:11 AM

I brought extra batteries for the vibrator

meforyou · 04-21-2012, 08:14 AM

When you invited me for a "morning service", I thought you meant something else . . .

hardoneforgirl · 04-21-2012, 08:15 AM

Did you remember extra diapers....for your mom?

telem · 04-21-2012, 08:17 AM

jesus fucking christ

telem · 04-21-2012, 08:17 AM

you really bring out the devil in me

hardoneforgirl · 04-21-2012, 08:18 AM

Now where's that inverted cross at?

hardcock402 · 04-21-2012, 08:22 AM

go to hell

hardoneforgirl · 04-21-2012, 08:25 AM

Damn that nun is hot.

meforyou · 04-21-2012, 08:28 AM

While you're kneeling - do me a favour . . .

hardoneforgirl · 04-21-2012, 08:34 AM

now where are the key's to the handcuffs?

meforyou · 04-21-2012, 09:21 AM

This Mary woman is a virgin? Let me at her; I'll fix that

hardcock402 · 04-21-2012, 10:39 AM

Jesus Chris look at all that fucking money in the collection plate

telem · 04-21-2012, 10:44 AM

let me bend you over that pew

Draegus · 04-21-2012, 11:35 AM

Dude I got so fucking wasted lastnight!!!. ( listening for the echos)

DarthMorgh · 04-21-2012, 01:24 PM

Want to get an up close and personal view of my rectory??

Pussy Shark · 04-21-2012, 01:35 PM

You know, I've always thought Mary was pretty hot...I'd do her....

That's awful! I've sealed my fate for sure now!

Draegus · 04-21-2012, 01:36 PM

GODDAMN WHO FUCKING FARTED!!!!

Rexxracerr · 04-21-2012, 01:37 PM

i did the pianist in the baptimal!!!

Rexxracerr · 04-21-2012, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Draegus

GODDAMN WHO FUCKING FARTED!!!!

Draegus · 04-21-2012, 01:38 PM

You know Jesus was tapping the shit outta that ho...

edit: I already know I'm going to hell, so might as well go on a first class ticket.

Rexxracerr · 04-21-2012, 01:51 PM

hey man, how did you get two black eyes
well when i was in church, we stood up to sing, and the lady in front of me had her dress stuck in the crack of her ass, so i reached out and pulled it out, she punched me in the eye.
well how did you get the second black eye?
thats what happened when i put it back.

meforyou · 04-21-2012, 02:26 PM

You say there are seven deadly sins? That's one a day. I'm gonna have a fucking great week!

DarthMorgh · 04-21-2012, 03:14 PM

If jesus came down and fucked you it would be a HOLY FUCK

angelharley · 04-22-2012, 04:32 AM

I like the devil better.
Or another thing to say is "I don't believe in God."

meforyou · 04-22-2012, 05:43 AM

I swear to God I'm an athiest

umpire2 · 04-22-2012, 11:29 AM

Is that one of those new rabbit vibes that nun is using?

hardoneforgirl · 04-22-2012, 10:27 PM

Damn that's a kinky nun.

Forever Whatever · 04-22-2012, 11:04 PM

You can do some sensational bdsm games with those candles ...

Analeazer · 04-22-2012, 11:31 PM

The only meat priests eat on Friday is "Nun"

Hypotenuse · 04-23-2012, 04:19 AM

"Oh, now it makes sense!"
"I'm so glad I skipped football to be scolded en masse"
"What interesting and original music!"
"Pass me the collection plate"
"I never realized that dedicating my career to scientific investigation of the world was such a waste of time! All I had to do to discover secrets about the universe was to study iron age myths and pray upon uneducated peoples' primal desires, cognitive bias, and faliable intuitions. Silly me."

pornlover2112 · 04-23-2012, 04:29 AM

Forgive me father for I have sinned......I slept with your wife...

DarthMorgh · 04-23-2012, 04:47 AM

I know for a fact that bride is no virgin

"Naughty" · 04-23-2012, 04:57 AM

Holy fuck

Hornycountryboy · 04-23-2012, 05:26 AM

That Jesus guy must be great at the orgies with all the holes he has to offer.

Hornycountryboy · 04-23-2012, 05:28 AM

For the love of god who nailed Jesus again last night?

Oh sorry I meant to say Jose!

Hornycountryboy · 04-23-2012, 05:40 AM

(Kneeling down and praying outloud.)

Hey god I wanted to say thanks for being with me last night and helping me, because she screamed out your name a lot!

DarthMorgh · 04-23-2012, 05:44 AM

Hey choir girl, want to blow my trumpet lol

WhaWhaWha · 04-23-2012, 05:48 AM

If the wafer is his body, and the wine is his blood, then I'll skip the lemonade after, thanks.

hardoneforgirl · 04-23-2012, 07:12 AM

IMMACULATE CONCEPTION MY ASS!!!!

minerva_x · 04-27-2012, 03:08 PM

From a pissed off priest: "Fuck you child"

minerva_x · 04-27-2012, 03:08 PM

You mean to say that was not the urinal I peed in but a holy water basin?!?!?

umpire2 · 04-27-2012, 10:21 PM

"Why is Father Smith's hand down that altar boy's pants?"

minerva_x · 04-28-2012, 06:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by umpire2

"Why is Father Smith's hand down that altar boy's pants?"

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hardoneforgirl · 04-28-2012, 07:17 AM

"Honey, put your penis back into your pants."

yagamilight · 04-29-2012, 09:16 AM

anything involving rational or logical thought

hardoneforgirl · 04-29-2012, 03:19 PM

"Honey, why don't you fuck yourself with that cross."

04-21-2012, 08:03 AM	#1
hardoneforgirl Banned! Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Oregon Age: 42 Posts: 3,121	Things not to say in church Easy enough, just say something that you wouldn't dare say in church. Be as crass as you want. I hope you enjoy this game.

04-21-2012, 08:04 AM	#2
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04-21-2012, 08:09 AM	#4
minerva_x the iron butterfly Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: In the penthouse of Mt. Olympus... Posts: 7,403	Kneeling infront of a hunky priest: Forgive me father for I am about to sin...!!!! __________________ From my bro' Rexx <3 + Mefor's 'minime' <((("> <3 Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ

04-21-2012, 08:14 AM	#6
meforyou The Spurtinator Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: On the border of somewhere and somewhere else Posts: 6,009	When you invited me for a "morning service", I thought you meant something else . . . __________________ "Some bring pleasure to people wherever they go; others, whenever they go." Oscar Wilde. I like to put myself into the category of the former. VERIFIED previously, but I removed the pic. Minerva's Guardian

04-21-2012, 08:28 AM	#13
meforyou The Spurtinator Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: On the border of somewhere and somewhere else Posts: 6,009	While you're kneeling - do me a favour . . . __________________ "Some bring pleasure to people wherever they go; others, whenever they go." Oscar Wilde. I like to put myself into the category of the former. VERIFIED previously, but I removed the pic. Minerva's Guardian

04-21-2012, 08:05 AM	#3
hardoneforgirl Banned! Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Oregon Age: 42 Posts: 3,121	Did you bring a condom with you?

04-21-2012, 08:11 AM	#5
hardoneforgirl Banned! Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Oregon Age: 42 Posts: 3,121	I brought extra batteries for the vibrator

04-21-2012, 08:15 AM	#7
hardoneforgirl Banned! Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Oregon Age: 42 Posts: 3,121	Did you remember extra diapers....for your mom?

04-21-2012, 08:17 AM	#8
telem Porn Star Join Date: May 2010 Location: over his knee Posts: 9,414	jesus fucking christ

04-21-2012, 08:18 AM	#10
hardoneforgirl Banned! Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Oregon Age: 42 Posts: 3,121	Now where's that inverted cross at?

04-21-2012, 08:22 AM	#11
hardcock402 Porn Star Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 1,046	go to hell

04-21-2012, 08:25 AM	#12
hardoneforgirl Banned! Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Oregon Age: 42 Posts: 3,121	Damn that nun is hot.

04-21-2012, 08:34 AM	#14
hardoneforgirl Banned! Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Oregon Age: 42 Posts: 3,121	now where are the key's to the handcuffs?

04-21-2012, 09:21 AM	#15
meforyou The Spurtinator Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: On the border of somewhere and somewhere else Posts: 6,009	This Mary woman is a virgin? Let me at her; I'll fix that __________________ "Some bring pleasure to people wherever they go; others, whenever they go." Oscar Wilde. I like to put myself into the category of the former. VERIFIED previously, but I removed the pic. Minerva's Guardian

04-21-2012, 10:39 AM	#16
hardcock402 Porn Star Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 1,046	Jesus Chris look at all that fucking money in the collection plate

04-21-2012, 10:44 AM	#17
telem Porn Star Join Date: May 2010 Location: over his knee Posts: 9,414	let me bend you over that pew

04-21-2012, 11:35 AM	#18
Draegus Digital Demon Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Standing in the Grey space between Reality and Dreams. Posts: 7,013	Dude I got so fucking wasted lastnight!!!. ( listening for the echos) __________________ *"You see chaos. I see tranquility. You see damnation. I see salvation."* *MY ART, and the Art of many other Talented XNXXers* *http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=241847*

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04-21-2012, 01:36 PM	#21
Draegus Digital Demon Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Standing in the Grey space between Reality and Dreams. Posts: 7,013	GODDAMN WHO FUCKING FARTED!!!! __________________ *"You see chaos. I see tranquility. You see damnation. I see salvation."* *MY ART, and the Art of many other Talented XNXXers* *http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=241847*

04-21-2012, 01:37 PM	#22
Rexxracerr i'm just saying Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: fort worth texas Age: 52 Posts: 5,350	i did the pianist in the baptimal!!! __________________ I'm just saying mimi's big brother http://i1220.photobucket.com/albums/...acerr/xnxx.jpg verifed man of

04-21-2012, 01:38 PM	#24
Draegus Digital Demon Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Standing in the Grey space between Reality and Dreams. Posts: 7,013	You know Jesus was tapping the shit outta that ho... edit: I already know I'm going to hell, so might as well go on a first class ticket. __________________ *"You see chaos. I see tranquility. You see damnation. I see salvation."* *MY ART, and the Art of many other Talented XNXXers* *http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=241847*

04-21-2012, 01:51 PM	#25
Rexxracerr i'm just saying Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: fort worth texas Age: 52 Posts: 5,350	hey man, how did you get two black eyes well when i was in church, we stood up to sing, and the lady in front of me had her dress stuck in the crack of her ass, so i reached out and pulled it out, she punched me in the eye. well how did you get the second black eye? thats what happened when i put it back. __________________ I'm just saying mimi's big brother http://i1220.photobucket.com/albums/...acerr/xnxx.jpg verifed man of

04-21-2012, 02:26 PM	#26
meforyou The Spurtinator Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: On the border of somewhere and somewhere else Posts: 6,009	You say there are seven deadly sins? That's one a day. I'm gonna have a fucking great week! __________________ "Some bring pleasure to people wherever they go; others, whenever they go." Oscar Wilde. I like to put myself into the category of the former. VERIFIED previously, but I removed the pic. Minerva's Guardian

04-21-2012, 03:14 PM	#27
DarthMorgh Porn Star Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Orange Park, FL Posts: 1,814	If jesus came down and fucked you it would be a HOLY FUCK __________________ I'm a trisexual, I'll try anything once Yeah I'm not Batman...I'm not Darth Vader...I'm BatVader Bitches Dubbed "The Kissing Bandit of the Ladies Room" by Rexxracerr (Post 41094) May the Force Be With You VERIFIED MEMBER OF XNXX

04-22-2012, 04:32 AM	#28
angelharley Porn Star Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Iowa Posts: 2,165	I like the devil better. Or another thing to say is "I don't believe in God."

04-22-2012, 05:43 AM	#29
meforyou The Spurtinator Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: On the border of somewhere and somewhere else Posts: 6,009	I swear to God I'm an athiest __________________ "Some bring pleasure to people wherever they go; others, whenever they go." Oscar Wilde. I like to put myself into the category of the former. VERIFIED previously, but I removed the pic. Minerva's Guardian

04-22-2012, 11:29 AM	#30
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