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04-29-2012, 03:40 PM
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04-29-2012, 03:45 PM
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Whoa is this really the blood of christ?
Yes. Wow that guy must've been wasted 24 hours a day!
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04-30-2012, 12:06 AM
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Sex Lover
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Holy hell, look at the tits on that nun!
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04-30-2012, 02:17 AM
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Porn Star
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Blasphemy!!
Oh I am sorry wrong place go on.
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04-30-2012, 05:42 AM
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Did you bring the ammo?
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05-08-2012, 07:08 AM
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the iron butterfly
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Why are taking the love beads out to pray as a rosary?
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05-08-2012, 07:45 AM
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No Rest For The Wicked
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I bet she's tighter than a nun's c**t.
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Great quote ... "Duh, we can time travel into the future, one second at a time" Words of wisdom from au1 ... "Don't sandpaper a bobcats ass naked in a phone booth with the door closed" Great quote ... " Remember what the dormouse said, Feed your head ... feed your head" |
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05-08-2012, 07:47 AM
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the iron butterfly
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Well fuck you too father... LOLOLOLOL
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05-08-2012, 10:24 AM
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yummy
Wow, I didn't know that the sacramental wine was used for that purpose. |
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05-08-2012, 09:27 PM
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Amateur
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Mum. Dad. I'm a tgirl.
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05-08-2012, 09:37 PM
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Digital Demon
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Hey Sister Mary why don't we slip off to the confessional for a quickie?
(I know I'm going to hell might as well have fun while taking the trip down)
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05-08-2012, 10:31 PM
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i'm just saying
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when they pass you the collection plate, run
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05-08-2012, 10:43 PM
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Porn Surfer
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Top question !
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05-09-2012, 06:21 AM
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Banned!
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Oh, Monsignor, I have a couple of condoms for you to use.
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05-17-2012, 06:22 PM
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Porno Junky
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We are Gay/lesbian, will you marry us?
(some states you can)
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05-18-2012, 09:16 AM
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Porn Surfer
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So, what again was the point of Jesus dying for our sins if we're still being judged for them?
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05-18-2012, 11:06 AM
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No Rest For The Wicked
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"wtf is with all the crosses in here"
PS ... you know that each of us that posted in here are going to burn in hell right !!!
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Great quote ... "Duh, we can time travel into the future, one second at a time" Words of wisdom from au1 ... "Don't sandpaper a bobcats ass naked in a phone booth with the door closed" Great quote ... " Remember what the dormouse said, Feed your head ... feed your head" |
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05-18-2012, 11:11 AM
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Porn Star
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Oh my I lost my toy and it rolled under Sister Neetermyers seat.....LORD if she finds it.......
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05-18-2012, 02:38 PM
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Yeah that's it Mary suck that cock good ahhh Jesus I am going to cum
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05-18-2012, 02:50 PM
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No Rest For The Wicked
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"it's not like you are my real sister, Sister".
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Great quote ... "Duh, we can time travel into the future, one second at a time" Words of wisdom from au1 ... "Don't sandpaper a bobcats ass naked in a phone booth with the door closed" Great quote ... " Remember what the dormouse said, Feed your head ... feed your head" |
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05-18-2012, 02:53 PM
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Porn Star
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Is it my turn to drink christs blood from the furry cup yet?
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05-18-2012, 03:32 PM
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Porn Star
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"God, I'm so horny right now... I could just see a massive orgy happening in your house right now. PRAISE JESUS!"
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05-18-2012, 03:35 PM
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Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbour!
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Hail Satan!
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05-18-2012, 03:40 PM
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Porn Star
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Please Father, will you fuck me with your cross and call me Mary
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Come take my hand, let me take you away... I'll make you feel good, I'll make you stay. I'll hold and caress, bring you to a sweet sticky mess But know it's a game, and I'll never be tame Verified Woman of XNXX http://forum.xnxx.com/showpost.php?p...ostcount=10456
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05-18-2012, 03:44 PM
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Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbour!
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I want to marry this horse, his name is Eric.
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05-18-2012, 03:46 PM
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Yaztromo, will you take this horse to be your lawful wedded wife...
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Come take my hand, let me take you away... I'll make you feel good, I'll make you stay. I'll hold and caress, bring you to a sweet sticky mess But know it's a game, and I'll never be tame Verified Woman of XNXX http://forum.xnxx.com/showpost.php?p...ostcount=10456
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05-18-2012, 05:22 PM
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Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbour!
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Vicar, can I borrow your dog collar for my my night of wedded bliss with Eric.
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05-18-2012, 05:30 PM
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Who's pissed in the font?
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05-18-2012, 07:38 PM
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Porn Star
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boring !!!!!!!
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05-18-2012, 08:28 PM
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Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbour!
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Actually I don't believe all this mumbo jumbo I'm just here to get my son into that good catholic school (actually true by the way, if only I could really say this!).
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05-19-2012, 06:38 PM
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No Rest For The Wicked
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"Damn this porn site is slow loading on my smartphone"
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Great quote ... "Duh, we can time travel into the future, one second at a time" Words of wisdom from au1 ... "Don't sandpaper a bobcats ass naked in a phone booth with the door closed" Great quote ... " Remember what the dormouse said, Feed your head ... feed your head" |
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05-20-2012, 05:58 AM
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Banned!
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care for a bloody mary?
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05-20-2012, 06:09 AM
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the iron butterfly
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Quick! Grab the money offerings then lets run!
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05-20-2012, 06:11 AM
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Banned!
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"I'M CUMMING!!!!"
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05-20-2012, 06:14 AM
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the iron butterfly
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LOL "Hey..isn't that Father ___________ conducting the mass, I saw him in the gay club last night! Wooohhhooooo! Hello Fatthhherrrrr!!!! " |
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05-20-2012, 06:18 AM
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Banned!
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"Excuse me Padre, but your fly is open."
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05-20-2012, 06:20 AM
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the iron butterfly
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Is the confession booth the place where one can urinate..?
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05-20-2012, 06:23 AM
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Banned!
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lol, minerva
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05-20-2012, 06:29 AM
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the iron butterfly
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{Looks at the communion host given by the priest....} Oh look flat chewing gums!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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05-20-2012, 06:36 AM
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Banned!
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Is this really the body of Christ? Cause if it is, i'm not having it, i'm not into canabilism.
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05-20-2012, 06:38 AM
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the iron butterfly
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Why does the priest get to drink the wine and we dont?!?! Greedy little bugger!
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05-20-2012, 07:42 AM
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Banned!
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"Okay, who put peanut brittle in place of the body of Christ?"
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05-20-2012, 07:16 PM
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Porn Star
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Anyone know when the ice cream and popcorn is coming around ?
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05-20-2012, 08:17 PM
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Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbour!
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Look at the size of my pants and the oversized heels in my shoes, Allāhu Akbar!!!
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05-21-2012, 01:13 AM
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Banned!
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Mmmmmm cannabilism with the body and the blood of Christ
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05-21-2012, 02:16 AM
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Porn Star
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Hey Father what does the "H" stand for when people say Jesus H. Christ?
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05-21-2012, 06:17 AM
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Banned!
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"Excuse me while I whip this out."
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05-27-2012, 09:56 AM
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the iron butterfly
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Yeaaahhhhaaaa ride me! Father Lewis!
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05-27-2012, 09:59 AM
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Porn Star
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Forgive me Sister for we are about to sin!
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05-27-2012, 10:02 AM
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Ridiculously Happy
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Ugh! This wine came out of a box, didn't it?
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