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05-27-2012, 10:03 AM
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the iron butterfly
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: In the penthouse of Mt. Olympus...
Posts: 7,439
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Forgive me Brother but Im not whipping you for exorcising evil spirits out..I want them in you!
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05-27-2012, 10:13 AM
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Ridiculously Happy
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Exactly where I want to be
Posts: 12,050
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"Minerva?? In a CHURCH?? I must be hallucinating!"
 (Hi there, sweetie!)
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05-27-2012, 10:15 AM
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the iron butterfly
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: In the penthouse of Mt. Olympus...
Posts: 7,439
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Helllooo A!!!
 How are you..?  Sister, why is your hand under my skirt and in my........?!? 
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05-27-2012, 01:14 PM
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The Spurtinator
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: On the border of somewhere and somewhere else
Posts: 6,047
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The vicar has gone missing. I rang the missing "parsons" bureau, but they don't know where he is.
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"Some bring pleasure to people wherever they go; others, whenever they go." Oscar Wilde. I like to put myself into the category of the former. VERIFIED previously, but I removed the pic. Minerva's Guardian |
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05-27-2012, 07:53 PM
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Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbour!
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: England
Posts: 12,036
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Well fuck me if it isn't Gay Brian, when did you become a vicar?
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05-28-2012, 01:12 AM
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Porno Junky
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Madisonville,TN.
Posts: 341
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Did you shave your cooter this morning??
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05-28-2012, 04:46 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Circling in the Water!
Posts: 2,709
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What in the hell is a vicar?
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05-28-2012, 02:01 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: Sussex, England
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~Forgive me father for I have sinned. I was running too fast, slipped and fell on a cross, and it, er, well, it went up my bottom and I don't seem to be able to get it out.
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Come take my hand, let me take you away... I'll make you feel good, I'll make you stay. I'll hold and caress, bring you to a sweet sticky mess But know it's a game, and I'll never be tame Verified Woman of XNXX http://forum.xnxx.com/showpost.php?p...ostcount=10456
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05-28-2012, 02:05 PM
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i'm just saying
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: fort worth texas
Age: 52
Posts: 5,351
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i can't get a buzz on this cheap wine.
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I'm just saying mimi's big brother http://i1220.photobucket.com/albums/...acerr/xnxx.jpg verifed man of |
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05-28-2012, 02:07 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: Sussex, England
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The father, the son, and the holy gimp...
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Come take my hand, let me take you away... I'll make you feel good, I'll make you stay. I'll hold and caress, bring you to a sweet sticky mess But know it's a game, and I'll never be tame Verified Woman of XNXX http://forum.xnxx.com/showpost.php?p...ostcount=10456
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05-28-2012, 02:09 PM
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i'm just saying
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: fort worth texas
Age: 52
Posts: 5,351
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you put the licks in catholic
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I'm just saying mimi's big brother http://i1220.photobucket.com/albums/...acerr/xnxx.jpg verifed man of |
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05-28-2012, 02:10 PM
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Sex Lover
Join Date: May 2012
Location: Western Australia
Posts: 200
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"The alter boy is kneeling in front of the catholic priest? Well this is going to end well..."
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05-28-2012, 02:11 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Wherever I may wander
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Hey dude! Yes you in the dress! Can we have another round please?
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05-28-2012, 04:16 PM
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The Spurtinator
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: On the border of somewhere and somewhere else
Posts: 6,047
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Never mind all that bible crap - where's the fucking bar?
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"Some bring pleasure to people wherever they go; others, whenever they go." Oscar Wilde. I like to put myself into the category of the former. VERIFIED previously, but I removed the pic. Minerva's Guardian |
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05-28-2012, 04:21 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Your French Serviteur
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In Sicily, Cosa Nostra cares a lot for Padre Pio too.
Carol Woytilla, isn't that the name of a Slavian Nationalist ? Why don't you sell Lourdes to the Mormons ? Last edited by generation_canal; 05-28-2012 at 04:24 PM. |
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05-28-2012, 04:23 PM
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i'm just saying
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: fort worth texas
Age: 52
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i have some bad gas today, *leans to the left* pppfffffoooootttt. excuse me.
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I'm just saying mimi's big brother http://i1220.photobucket.com/albums/...acerr/xnxx.jpg verifed man of |
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05-28-2012, 07:08 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Apr 2012
Posts: 2,060
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I think the Vicar's lost his glasses, he's blowing the wrong organ
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I like looking at Pussies, all Pussies, nothing but Pussies !
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05-28-2012, 09:32 PM
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Banned!
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Oregon
Age: 42
Posts: 3,121
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Look honey, junior's got his first erection.
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06-01-2012, 08:39 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: Sussex, England
Posts: 2,992
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Get behind me satan, we have alot of work to do here...
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Come take my hand, let me take you away... I'll make you feel good, I'll make you stay. I'll hold and caress, bring you to a sweet sticky mess But know it's a game, and I'll never be tame Verified Woman of XNXX http://forum.xnxx.com/showpost.php?p...ostcount=10456
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06-02-2012, 12:59 AM
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Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbour!
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: England
Posts: 12,036
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Burn the witch!
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06-02-2012, 06:59 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: in the 2nd circle of hell
Posts: 3,165
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the demon is eating me alive and it feels sssooooo gooodddd
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06-02-2012, 03:50 PM
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Banned!
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Location: Oregon
Age: 42
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That's it baby, suck daddy's cock.
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06-02-2012, 04:37 PM
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Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbour!
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: England
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Don't you hate poor people?
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06-02-2012, 04:49 PM
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Banned!
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Location: Oregon
Age: 42
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Remember dear, we have to stop off at the porno shop.
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06-03-2012, 12:02 AM
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Resident Shinigami
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Standing at the edge of the world
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Rational or Logical thought
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How'd it Get to be Only me? Like I'm the Last Damn Kid Still Kicking that Still Believes. I Will Defend the Faith, Going Down Swinging. I Will Save the Songs, The Songs we're Singing. Come on, Make it Easy, Run it up the Flagpole.
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06-03-2012, 12:23 AM
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Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbour!
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: England
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Don't you think the pope looks like the Evil Emperor
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06-03-2012, 07:08 AM
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Banned!
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That's because he is.
Why is the coffin empty? |
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06-03-2012, 12:01 PM
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Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbour!
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I'm recruiting whores, any takers?
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06-03-2012, 12:37 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Wirral
Age: 39
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06-03-2012, 12:48 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Circling in the Water!
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Well CC, you certainly raise a few things to be sure!
 "Is this fucker ever going to finish? The damn game starts in 20 minutes!"
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06-04-2012, 04:49 AM
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Banned!
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Location: Oregon
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"The end zone is the other way, mother fucker!!!"
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06-04-2012, 05:54 AM
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Porn Surfer
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: My only place of happiness. Above Mt. Olympus
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Did Jesus bust Mary's hymen while coming out? Or did it come back? I'm confused Grandma.
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06-05-2012, 05:09 PM
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Banned!
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Location: Oregon
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Don't forget the condoms, dear.
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06-05-2012, 10:26 PM
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No Rest For The Wicked
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Canada
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"Is this guy on crack"
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Great quote ... "Duh, we can time travel into the future, one second at a time" Words of wisdom from au1 ... "Don't sandpaper a bobcats ass naked in a phone booth with the door closed" Great quote ... " Remember what the dormouse said, Feed your head ... feed your head" |
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06-06-2012, 07:38 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Apr 2012
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"Feck!", "ARSE!", "DRINK!" and "GIRLS you sure this isn't Father Jack
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I like looking at Pussies, all Pussies, nothing but Pussies !
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06-07-2012, 01:47 AM
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Porn Surfer
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Metro Detroit
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Jesus is coming; and so am I
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06-07-2012, 03:41 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Northeast United States
Age: 31
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Cocksucker, motherfucker!
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06-07-2012, 05:46 AM
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Sex Lover
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Here
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The vicar has a bigger dick than you have
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I neither know nor give a rats arse what you're like in real life, and its entirely irrelevant. What I do know is that online,that being where we are, and that also very likely being the only place I will ever encounter you - its not everybody else who has continually misunderstood you, its you who's being a tit. And that is the last I have to say on the matter, which is as tedious now as it was then. The floor is yours. To lie upon, kicking and screaming, no doubt. |
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06-07-2012, 08:44 AM
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Porno Junky
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Canada
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Did your Women drag you here ?
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06-07-2012, 09:53 AM
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Banned!
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Oregon
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Shit, it's that mother fucker again.
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06-07-2012, 09:54 AM
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Banned!
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Location: Oregon
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"Look ma, my dick has risen from the dead."
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06-09-2012, 07:56 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Apr 2012
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Oh fuck, i've left the kettle on .
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I like looking at Pussies, all Pussies, nothing but Pussies !
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06-09-2012, 11:50 AM
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Porno Junky
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Canada
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Fucking Your Girlfriend is so much better From Hearing This
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06-09-2012, 07:17 PM
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The DarkKnight
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: ~Hiding in Gotham City~
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Your wife gives good head
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~Understand that people change and sometimes they’re no longer compatible with our lives. We just have to learn to accept it and move on.~ *Verified XNXX Male* My Poem Thread:http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=267202
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06-09-2012, 11:59 PM
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Banned!
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Location: Oregon
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"Padre, do you know where I can find someone to suck my cock?"
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06-10-2012, 12:00 AM
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Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbour!
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: England
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I had sex with a pony last night.
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06-10-2012, 12:01 AM
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Sex Lover
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Bosnia
Age: 25
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I am just a boy
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06-10-2012, 12:02 AM
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Banned!
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Oregon
Age: 42
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"Forgive me father for I have sinned. I got sister Mary Clarence pregnant."
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06-10-2012, 12:07 AM
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: At a payphone
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God Bless Satan (with apologies to Mephiskapheles and God!)
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My stories: http://stories.xnxx.com/profile449095/Rutger5 My cryptozoology story: http://stories.xnxx.com/story/28383/...nd_the_Monster  "I call you killer, 'cause you slay me" Alice Kramden Proud Blue Collar Writer - A Clique Of One "Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses?" They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. |
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06-10-2012, 12:15 AM
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Banned!
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Oregon
Age: 42
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"WHERE'S THE BEER AT, VICAR?"
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