AD IT UP - Page 5

blueheatt · 07-08-2012, 11:38 AM

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vincenzz · 07-08-2012, 08:24 PM

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Seems like a lot of bull to me.

vincenzz · 07-08-2012, 08:28 PM

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Meet me in the storage closet and I'll show you
how much "longer" it "last!"

vincenzz · 07-09-2012, 04:22 PM

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Meadors makes my peanut brittle.

vincenzz · 07-09-2012, 08:50 PM

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"Rover stop that!"

vincenzz · 07-09-2012, 08:51 PM

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If it smells like fish ... eat it!

vincenzz · 07-09-2012, 08:54 PM

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M: So just how deep is your end?

W: IDK you tell me.

umpire2 · 07-09-2012, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by blueheatt

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What is that? A lawnmower?

umpire2 · 07-09-2012, 10:17 PM

Great group, Vincenzz!

vincenzz · 07-10-2012, 11:01 AM

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Come out of the closet Dave.

umpire2 · 07-10-2012, 01:25 PM

Although her husband has never brought her to orgasm, Adele finds satisfaction in a glass of Coke.....right.....

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vincenzz · 07-10-2012, 04:26 PM

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I think they both prefer cock.

and use a mint after they suck a cock.

hotjohn4321 · 07-10-2012, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by umpire2

Although her husband has never brought her to orgasm, Adele finds satisfaction in a glass of Coke.....right.....

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I might have been the secret ingredients of COKE that gave her the satifaction.

vincenzz · 07-11-2012, 05:41 PM

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Hmm. And all this time I thought Trolls were supposed to be ugly.

vincenzz · 07-11-2012, 05:42 PM

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vincenzz · 07-11-2012, 05:43 PM

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So if someone says, "You smell like a Troll," take it as a compliment.

umpire2 · 07-12-2012, 12:03 PM

Only available at "high-class chemists", not your average neighborhood Meth Lab.....

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vincenzz · 07-12-2012, 12:21 PM

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"Don't be offended Miss Bloom, when I said time out for a 'taste treat,'
this is all I meant."

vincenzz · 07-12-2012, 08:41 PM

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"You're welcum, now can I suck on your hole?"

blueheatt · 07-12-2012, 08:52 PM

These are great! *If you've ever been in a house with women giving themselves a 'home' perm....and the FUMES...that go with it...you understand that a 'chemist' must have come up this stuff. Caugh, gag and red eyes are free.

blueheatt · 07-12-2012, 09:00 PM

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vincenzz · 07-13-2012, 12:46 PM

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I've already put myself in his place,
you didn't even have to tell me.

vincenzz · 07-13-2012, 12:47 PM

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But I thought you wanted me to stay on my diet!

vincenzz · 07-13-2012, 12:48 PM

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a box for a box?

silverhammer · 07-13-2012, 01:31 PM

.

umpire2 · 07-13-2012, 01:47 PM

What John didn't realize was that his friends Hank and Bill AND his brother Tom had been putting themselves in 'his' place for years.....

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umpire2 · 07-13-2012, 01:49 PM

How do you rate with a woman?

Well, Joanie likes big nuts, but poor Frank is just soft in the center.....

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umpire2 · 07-13-2012, 01:49 PM

Good one, Silverhammer

vincenzz · 07-14-2012, 01:06 PM

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and so her life of of threesomes began.

vincenzz · 07-14-2012, 10:40 PM

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"Well mom, "blow' is just an expression."

umpire2 · 07-15-2012, 09:33 AM

Judy: "Mom, I can show you a better method than your generation had! First, take off your panties and let me lick your pussy, then, when it is really wet and when my boyfriend Billy gets here with his 9-inch pecker, you climb on top in a position we like to call "reverse cowgirl", and....."

Mom: "Slow down, Judy! I'm trying to take notes....."

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umpire2 · 07-15-2012, 10:35 AM

No worries, if you're shooting blanks!

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vincenzz · 07-15-2012, 05:15 PM

No worries, if you're tiny

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Hey Dad, who sings, "Tip-Toe through the Tulips."
well I have his latest album.

umpire2 · 07-16-2012, 05:12 PM

Burro: "I carry the entire load the entire trip and HE gets Coke and I get to chew on a cactus. Next time I'm pushing him off a cliff....."

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blueheatt · 07-16-2012, 06:26 PM

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Loot D. Lo · 07-16-2012, 07:11 PM

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blueheatt · 07-16-2012, 07:23 PM

"I know I parked my pickup right here last night."

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umpire2 · 07-16-2012, 07:38 PM

That last one is actually an excellent ad, Blueheatt

vincenzz · 07-16-2012, 09:36 PM

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or you can just use condoms.

vincenzz · 07-17-2012, 01:23 PM

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umpire2 · 07-17-2012, 01:55 PM

I'd give her a little sugar before lunch.....

vincenzz · 07-18-2012, 11:15 AM

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"Wholely leotards, Batman! I can just go for a Rain-Blo right now!"

umpire2 · 07-18-2012, 01:28 PM

Everyone knew that Madge was full of shit, but her friend Abigail wanted to help....Beecham's Pills would not make Madge tell the truth, but they would make her nauseous every time that she lied!

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vincenzz · 07-18-2012, 06:48 PM

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Truth in advertising

umpire2 · 07-20-2012, 11:09 AM

"After Sally here drinks that Coke I roofied, I hope she'll TAKE 'it' OFF!"

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umpire2 · 07-22-2012, 11:11 AM

John looked wistfully across the table at Agnes. She was so cute, but the odor! She must have bathed last about 3,000 years ago!

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umpire2 · 07-24-2012, 02:25 PM

TRANSLATION:

"TUTKI CIGARETTES, THEY'RE FOR THE BIRDS!"

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blueheatt · 07-27-2012, 03:06 PM

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umpire2 · 07-27-2012, 03:23 PM

Just what women everywhere have been looking for! A way to gain weight fast!

blueheatt · 07-27-2012, 04:34 PM

07-08-2012, 11:38 AM	#201
blueheatt Porn Star Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 1,230	That's '10' horsepower!...WOW.. 4135800354_a368038398.jpg

07-09-2012, 08:50 PM	#205
vincenzz Porn Star Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 20,506	Bad Doggie! ?? jantzen49pup01.jpg "Rover stop that!"

07-09-2012, 08:54 PM	#207
vincenzz Porn Star Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 20,506	The Muff Diver jantzenb72810.jpg M: So just how deep is your end? W: IDK you tell me.

07-09-2012, 10:17 PM	#209
umpire2 Share-Man of the Board Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: usually where I happen to be at any given time Posts: 166,606	Great group, Vincenzz! __________________ Visit: DANGER CAN BE SEXY;OPEN INVITATION;*FILM NOIR PICS & IMAGES;SULTRY KISS;GALLERY OF PLAYBOYS;GIRLS WITH BALLS;* *CLASSIC COMICS BOOKS;PIN-UPS;SNEAKING IN TONGUES;34U2 ; BETTER ON VINYL;IT! THE THREAD FROM BEYOND SPACE*

07-10-2012, 01:25 PM	#211
umpire2 Share-Man of the Board Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: usually where I happen to be at any given time Posts: 166,606	Although her husband has never brought her to orgasm, Adele finds satisfaction in a glass of Coke.....right..... ads52.jpg __________________ Visit: DANGER CAN BE SEXY;OPEN INVITATION;*FILM NOIR PICS & IMAGES;SULTRY KISS;GALLERY OF PLAYBOYS;GIRLS WITH BALLS;* *CLASSIC COMICS BOOKS;PIN-UPS;SNEAKING IN TONGUES;34U2 ; BETTER ON VINYL;IT! THE THREAD FROM BEYOND SPACE*

07-08-2012, 08:24 PM	#202
vincenzz Porn Star Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 20,506	babyruthbull.jpg Seems like a lot of bull to me.

07-08-2012, 08:28 PM	#203
vincenzz Porn Star Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 20,506	gum.jpg Meet me in the storage closet and I'll show you how much "longer" it "last!"

07-09-2012, 04:22 PM	#204
vincenzz Porn Star Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 20,506	peanutbrittle.jpg Meadors makes my peanut brittle.

07-09-2012, 08:51 PM	#206
vincenzz Porn Star Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 20,506	jantzena72810a.jpg If it smells like fish ... eat it!

07-10-2012, 11:01 AM	#210
vincenzz Porn Star Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 20,506	lysollockout.jpg Come out of the closet Dave.

07-10-2012, 04:26 PM	#212
vincenzz Porn Star Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 20,506	Mintocktail01.jpg MintCocktail02.jpg I think they both prefer cock. and use a mint after they suck a cock.

07-11-2012, 05:41 PM	#214
vincenzz Porn Star Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 20,506	Trolls01.jpg Hmm. And all this time I thought Trolls were supposed to be ugly.

07-11-2012, 05:42 PM	#215
vincenzz Porn Star Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 20,506	Trolls02.jpg

07-11-2012, 05:43 PM	#216
vincenzz Porn Star Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 20,506	Troll03.jpg So if someone says, "You smell like a Troll," take it as a compliment.

07-12-2012, 12:03 PM	#217
umpire2 Share-Man of the Board Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: usually where I happen to be at any given time Posts: 166,606	Only available at "high-class chemists", not your average neighborhood Meth Lab..... ads27.jpg __________________ Visit: DANGER CAN BE SEXY;OPEN INVITATION;*FILM NOIR PICS & IMAGES;SULTRY KISS;GALLERY OF PLAYBOYS;GIRLS WITH BALLS;* *CLASSIC COMICS BOOKS;PIN-UPS;SNEAKING IN TONGUES;34U2 ; BETTER ON VINYL;IT! THE THREAD FROM BEYOND SPACE*

07-12-2012, 12:21 PM	#218
vincenzz Porn Star Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 20,506	milkywayoffice.jpg "Don't be offended Miss Bloom, when I said time out for a 'taste treat,' this is all I meant."

07-12-2012, 08:41 PM	#219
vincenzz Porn Star Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 20,506	Oh-h...thanks! lifesavers.jpg "You're welcum, now can I suck on your hole?"

07-12-2012, 08:52 PM	#220
blueheatt Porn Star Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 1,230	These are great! *If you've ever been in a house with women giving themselves a 'home' perm....and the FUMES...that go with it...you understand that a 'chemist' must have come up this stuff. Caugh, gag and red eyes are free.

07-12-2012, 09:00 PM	#221
blueheatt Porn Star Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 1,230	ACME SAFETY PINS, DON'T LEAVE HOME WITHOUT THEM jackhammer_frahm.jpg

07-13-2012, 12:46 PM	#222
vincenzz Porn Star Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 20,506	duh Whitmans01r.jpg I've already put myself in his place, you didn't even have to tell me.

07-13-2012, 12:47 PM	#223
vincenzz Porn Star Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 20,506	Whitmans3l4.jpg But I thought you wanted me to stay on my diet!

07-13-2012, 12:48 PM	#224
vincenzz Porn Star Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 20,506	Whitmans02h.jpg a box for a box?

07-13-2012, 01:47 PM	#226
umpire2 Share-Man of the Board Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: usually where I happen to be at any given time Posts: 166,606	What John didn't realize was that his friends Hank and Bill AND his brother Tom had been putting themselves in 'his' place for years..... 0aa.jpg __________________ Visit: DANGER CAN BE SEXY;OPEN INVITATION;*FILM NOIR PICS & IMAGES;SULTRY KISS;GALLERY OF PLAYBOYS;GIRLS WITH BALLS;* *CLASSIC COMICS BOOKS;PIN-UPS;SNEAKING IN TONGUES;34U2 ; BETTER ON VINYL;IT! THE THREAD FROM BEYOND SPACE*

07-13-2012, 01:49 PM	#227
umpire2 Share-Man of the Board Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: usually where I happen to be at any given time Posts: 166,606	How do you rate with a woman? Well, Joanie likes big nuts, but poor Frank is just soft in the center..... 0aa.jpg __________________ Visit: DANGER CAN BE SEXY;OPEN INVITATION;*FILM NOIR PICS & IMAGES;SULTRY KISS;GALLERY OF PLAYBOYS;GIRLS WITH BALLS;* *CLASSIC COMICS BOOKS;PIN-UPS;SNEAKING IN TONGUES;34U2 ; BETTER ON VINYL;IT! THE THREAD FROM BEYOND SPACE*

07-13-2012, 01:49 PM	#228
umpire2 Share-Man of the Board Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: usually where I happen to be at any given time Posts: 166,606	Good one, Silverhammer __________________ Visit: DANGER CAN BE SEXY;OPEN INVITATION;*FILM NOIR PICS & IMAGES;SULTRY KISS;GALLERY OF PLAYBOYS;GIRLS WITH BALLS;* *CLASSIC COMICS BOOKS;PIN-UPS;SNEAKING IN TONGUES;34U2 ; BETTER ON VINYL;IT! THE THREAD FROM BEYOND SPACE*

07-14-2012, 01:06 PM	#229
vincenzz Porn Star Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 20,506	retro-linen-tea-towel-diets.jpg and so her life of of threesomes began.

07-14-2012, 10:40 PM	#230
vincenzz Porn Star Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 20,506	MothDaught.png "Well mom, "blow' is just an expression."

07-15-2012, 09:33 AM	#231
umpire2 Share-Man of the Board Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: usually where I happen to be at any given time Posts: 166,606	Judy: "Mom, I can show you a better method than your generation had! First, take off your panties and let me lick your pussy, then, when it is really wet and when my boyfriend Billy gets here with his 9-inch pecker, you climb on top in a position we like to call "reverse cowgirl", and....." Mom: "Slow down, Judy! I'm trying to take notes....." 0.png __________________ Visit: DANGER CAN BE SEXY;OPEN INVITATION;*FILM NOIR PICS & IMAGES;SULTRY KISS;GALLERY OF PLAYBOYS;GIRLS WITH BALLS;* *CLASSIC COMICS BOOKS;PIN-UPS;SNEAKING IN TONGUES;34U2 ; BETTER ON VINYL;IT! THE THREAD FROM BEYOND SPACE*

07-15-2012, 10:35 AM	#232
umpire2 Share-Man of the Board Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: usually where I happen to be at any given time Posts: 166,606	No worries, if you're shooting blanks! ads3.jpg __________________ Visit: DANGER CAN BE SEXY;OPEN INVITATION;*FILM NOIR PICS & IMAGES;SULTRY KISS;GALLERY OF PLAYBOYS;GIRLS WITH BALLS;* *CLASSIC COMICS BOOKS;PIN-UPS;SNEAKING IN TONGUES;34U2 ; BETTER ON VINYL;IT! THE THREAD FROM BEYOND SPACE*

07-15-2012, 05:15 PM	#233
vincenzz Porn Star Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 20,506	Tiny Tim No worries, if you're tiny ad_mightytiny.jpg Hey Dad, who sings, "Tip-Toe through the Tulips." well I have his latest album.

07-16-2012, 05:12 PM	#234
umpire2 Share-Man of the Board Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: usually where I happen to be at any given time Posts: 166,606	Burro: "I carry the entire load the entire trip and HE gets Coke and I get to chew on a cactus. Next time I'm pushing him off a cliff....." ads67.jpg __________________ Visit: DANGER CAN BE SEXY;OPEN INVITATION;*FILM NOIR PICS & IMAGES;SULTRY KISS;GALLERY OF PLAYBOYS;GIRLS WITH BALLS;* *CLASSIC COMICS BOOKS;PIN-UPS;SNEAKING IN TONGUES;34U2 ; BETTER ON VINYL;IT! THE THREAD FROM BEYOND SPACE*

07-16-2012, 06:26 PM	#235
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07-16-2012, 07:23 PM	#237
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07-16-2012, 07:38 PM	#238
umpire2 Share-Man of the Board Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: usually where I happen to be at any given time Posts: 166,606	That last one is actually an excellent ad, Blueheatt __________________ Visit: DANGER CAN BE SEXY;OPEN INVITATION;*FILM NOIR PICS & IMAGES;SULTRY KISS;GALLERY OF PLAYBOYS;GIRLS WITH BALLS;* *CLASSIC COMICS BOOKS;PIN-UPS;SNEAKING IN TONGUES;34U2 ; BETTER ON VINYL;IT! THE THREAD FROM BEYOND SPACE*

07-16-2012, 09:36 PM	#239
vincenzz Porn Star Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 20,506	maytag-baby-dryer-vintage-ad.png or you can just use condoms.