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Old 07-08-2012, 11:38 AM   #201
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Old 07-09-2012, 10:15 PM   #208
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Great group, Vincenzz!
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Old 07-10-2012, 01:25 PM   #211
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Although her husband has never brought her to orgasm, Adele finds satisfaction in a glass of Coke.....right.....

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Old 07-12-2012, 12:03 PM   #217
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Only available at "high-class chemists", not your average neighborhood Meth Lab.....

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Old 07-12-2012, 08:52 PM   #220
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These are great! *If you've ever been in a house with women giving themselves a 'home' perm....and the FUMES...that go with it...you understand that a 'chemist' must have come up this stuff. Caugh, gag and red eyes are free.
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Old 07-12-2012, 09:00 PM   #221
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Old 07-13-2012, 12:46 PM   #222
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What John didn't realize was that his friends Hank and Bill AND his brother Tom had been putting themselves in 'his' place for years.....

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How do you rate with a woman?

Well, Joanie likes big nuts, but poor Frank is just soft in the center.....

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Good one, Silverhammer
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Judy: "Mom, I can show you a better method than your generation had! First, take off your panties and let me lick your pussy, then, when it is really wet and when my boyfriend Billy gets here with his 9-inch pecker, you climb on top in a position we like to call "reverse cowgirl", and....."


Mom: "Slow down, Judy! I'm trying to take notes....."

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No worries, if you're shooting blanks!


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Burro: "I carry the entire load the entire trip and HE gets Coke and I get to chew on a cactus. Next time I'm pushing him off a cliff....."

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That last one is actually an excellent ad, Blueheatt
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I'd give her a little sugar before lunch.....
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Everyone knew that Madge was full of shit, but her friend Abigail wanted to help....Beecham's Pills would not make Madge tell the truth, but they would make her nauseous every time that she lied!


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"After Sally here drinks that Coke I roofied, I hope she'll TAKE 'it' OFF!"

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John looked wistfully across the table at Agnes. She was so cute, but the odor! She must have bathed last about 3,000 years ago!

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"TUTKI CIGARETTES, THEY'RE FOR THE BIRDS!"


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Just what women everywhere have been looking for! A way to gain weight fast!
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