Funny Sex Moments

nikkitassassin · 04-27-2012, 11:13 PM

I was wondering if anyone else had had moments that had caused their sex to collapse in fits of laughter. Not in a bad way, just a funny way.

Like, other day, my GF made the comment "im confused!" in regards tos omethign I'd asked whilst fingering here, then imemdiately said "im cumming". the result ebing "im confused... IM CUMMING!", and we both couldnt stop laughing.

Milo Cronos · 04-28-2012, 02:21 AM

Brought a leather thong with a zipper right down the front, wife warned me I didn't listen and it unzipped when my hard on popped, Unzipping enough to bite me right on the head of my dick! Now I had to unzip, we had a good laugh and I still fucked her!

J. Peezie · 04-28-2012, 02:29 AM

My wife in the pitch dark once ask if I liked that ass...I did as I was told and licked that ass....we don't do any ass play. Really caught her by surprise. She also has such a strong orgasim once that she farted....she was horrified I laughed so hard I peeed....these moments make sex an experience and not a performance

DarthMorgh · 04-28-2012, 02:35 AM

Once when i was fucking one of my ex gf's I was going so hard that I hit my head on the windowsill above her bed, hurt like a bitch but I kept going

pussy in boots · 04-28-2012, 02:55 AM

One of my gf's at a girls only weekend, came in wearing men's boxer shorts with a strap on sticking out the fly. She was shaking it up and down and in as deep a voce as she could muster ask "who wants to suck my nice hard cock."

nikkitassassin · 04-28-2012, 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by DarthMorgh

Once when i was fucking one of my ex gf's I was going so hard that I hit my head on the windowsill above her bed, hurt like a bitch but I kept going

I cracked my head once or twice too lol.

There was another time at Uni where we were at it (quietly) when a flatmate knocked on the dorr. Scared the shit out of us!

atmsbmb · 04-28-2012, 02:20 PM

In the middle of some seriously passionate fucking, we flew off the edge of the bed in full coitus. It was a very high bed and after a moment of shock (I thought I might've broken my cock) we both burst out laughing!

1159022 · 04-28-2012, 02:54 PM

Dutchie93 · 04-28-2012, 05:34 PM

The 5-year-old niece of a guy I had sex with entered the room when he was about to climax inside of me, looking for a purple-colored bottle of juice that had been left there earlier in the day and decided to take the purple-colored bottle of lube instead. (She wasn't able to read at the time, she was so young).
When she came into the room, he was on top of me and both of us desperately tried not to move. Thank God, we were under the covers.
Now the guy couldn't get up what with his hard cock still inside of me and yelled at her to put the lube bottle down (which she did). Not used to such behavior from him, the poor girl began to cry, so he pulled out of me, covered himself (not me!) and comforted her. Of course, her parents had become aware of the ruckus by then and also decided to move towards his room. Erm... oh well...

On the one hand, it was quite funny. But on the other hand, it was so embarrassing. After that, I never saw the guy again.

sidharth · 04-28-2012, 07:31 PM

when still at Uni, my gf's mumand sis had come down for a visit and they were staying at a nice five star hotel. when her mum and sister decided to go shopping the both of us snuck in using her card.
we were making out and she had just seated me on a big comfortable leather armchair, pulled down my trousers and started stroking my hard cock when there was a knock on the door.

her mum and sis had decided to come back early since it was too hot.

i zipped up and got down on all fours and pretended to help look for something that my gf had lost when she was in the room earlier.

later we almost tore our necks off laughin

nikkitassassin · 04-30-2012, 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by sidharth

when still at Uni, my gf's mumand sis had come down for a visit and they were staying at a nice five star hotel. when her mum and sister decided to go shopping the both of us snuck in using her card.
we were making out and she had just seated me on a big comfortable leather armchair, pulled down my trousers and started stroking my hard cock when there was a knock on the door.

her mum and sis had decided to come back early since it was too hot.

i zipped up and got down on all fours and pretended to help look for something that my gf had lost when she was in the room earlier.

later we almost tore our necks off laughin

lol!!

I had a many a close shave with masturbation. Luckily my computer was upstairs

katiemargaret · 04-30-2012, 08:24 AM

I've had a few hilarious sexual moments.
I got concussion & broke my wrist when I was 16, I was a little close to the endge of the bed & when my boyfriend took his last pump before cumming I fell head first of the bed, breaking my wrist & smacking my head. His parents rushed in to find me butt naked crying on the floor & him on the bed covered in cum looking mortified. At the time it wasn't funny we we laugh about it now

nikkitassassin · 04-30-2012, 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by katiemargaret

I've had a few hilarious sexual moments.
I got concussion & broke my wrist when I was 16, I was a little close to the endge of the bed & when my boyfriend took his last pump before cumming I fell head first of the bed, breaking my wrist & smacking my head. His parents rushed in to find me butt naked crying on the floor & him on the bed covered in cum looking mortified. At the time it wasn't funny we we laugh about it now

SHIT! I'd hate to be found naked, let alone covered in come!

katiemargaret · 04-30-2012, 08:38 AM

He looked like he was about to cry. Everybody knows that story, his dad drunkenly told that story at our wedding. Haha.

Milo Cronos · 04-30-2012, 10:01 AM

Another funny moment came to mind, of a beautiful dark skinned woman named Karen. We'd been flirting at my restaurant for months, after work on New Years Eve 1998 we were tuned up and having a good time when we decided to go to a no tell motel. I tried to darken the room and almost set a towel on fire instead, I figured on turning out the lights I didn't take into consideration the black out curtains and dark sheets Karen's dark naked skin literally, disappeared against the bed! I held back the laugh and felt my way around, I still get a laugh out of it?

arbonara · 04-30-2012, 03:10 PM

had an ex who was a bit of a serial queefer. first time and several times after she would have a powerful orgasm and also queef. naturally this caused us both to crack up laughing mid orgasm

Snowmass · 04-30-2012, 03:19 PM

For a few wonderful months a good ten years ago, I belonged to a swingers group for people over 40. Had a BLAST! A couple of quick stories . . .

At the beginning of one party I was talking with these two ladies who were at the kitchen sink preparing a dish for people to snack on. One lady needed the other side of the sink so she looked at her friend and said “Change Stations” and they swapped positions while giggling. I asked about it and they said that they were taking some exercise class in which you worked out at a ‘station’ for something like two minutes and then moved on to the next one after the instructor called out . . . . well, you get it.

A couple of months later there were a few of us on one bed having some fun. I had my face buried between the legs of lovely woman and the other two ladies were also in the room. I picked up my head and called out in a very loud voice “CHANGE STATIONS!” We practically had to pick those two up off the floor they were laughing so hard!

There was another fantastic lady who was so very well known for calling out “OH GOD!” when she got excited. There were about eight of us in a large hot tub, couples kissing, ladies sitting in the laps of men, etc. This lady was sitting on the edge of the hot tub with her legs spread while this guy was licking away on her. She started with a whisper which grew louder and louder . . .

Oh god . . . Oh God . . . . OH GOD . . .

It just came to me. I said in a loud voice “We’re getting religion now!”

A friend of hers and the guy below her had to grab this gal to keep her from falling out of the hot tub backwards laughing!

SensualRobin · 04-30-2012, 03:32 PM

Wow, wonderful funny moments! :P

I have yet to have a sexy moment turn into laughter, but I'll definitely be on the watch! xD

nikkitassassin · 04-30-2012, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Milo Cronos

Another funny moment came to mind, of a beautiful dark skinned woman named Karen. We'd been flirting at my restaurant for months, after work on New Years Eve 1998 we were tuned up and having a good time when we decided to go to a no tell motel. I tried to darken the room and almost set a towel on fire instead, I figured on turning out the lights I didn't take into consideration the black out curtains and dark sheets Karen's dark naked skin literally, disappeared against the bed! I held back the laugh and felt my way around, I still get a laugh out of it?

Thats so funny. Love it!

Pornvillage · 04-30-2012, 05:39 PM

hehehe i like this

plushemma · 04-30-2012, 05:46 PM

When I was 15 I had to babysit my younger brother (10 at the time) walked in on me and my boyfriend at the time who were going at it hard me on top humping onto him my small boobs bouncing when I heard the door open and looked up to see him staring at me. I yelled at him to close the door and he ran off, I was so close to cumming and it completely ruined it for me. Was in shock for a moment then couldn't help but burst into laughter. He told on me and was grounded for a month but oh well.

nikkitassassin · 04-30-2012, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Pornvillage

hehehe i like this

ME too! I thought that it was gonna bomb. But people really like telling their embarrsing/ funny stories!

Here's another from my (apparently hilarious

) Sex Life.

I was at a club once when a female friend of mine (who i kinda liked) ran towards me to give me a big hug after we "bumped" into each other. (Just explain here - im in a wheelchair) so she come and throws herself at me.... and I go straight over backward. Was like being clothelined!!! We lay there on the floor a tangle of limbs laughing our heads off!!

nikkitassassin · 05-01-2012, 08:10 AM

bump!

SuffolkMan · 05-01-2012, 08:39 PM

Wife and I have a new angle on phone sex. Being on call from work or family we couldn't really ignore phone calls. So it wasn't uncommon for a call to arrive when we were having sex,. For example with wife on top-
ring ring.
muted cursing from wife and I -
Me pick up phone -Oh Hello Mother are you OK? -
wife bounces up and down more vigorously. -
Me - oooh -
Mother - are you all right?
Wife tightens vaginal muscles , grins at me maliciously-
Me yes - gasp - fine thanks - do you mind if I - gasp - call you back later -
Mother - yes dear - it sounds as if you are very busy right now.
Me - thanks won't be long at all ....bye
Both - collapse into giggles.

SuffolkMan · 05-01-2012, 08:53 PM

Here is another thing that often happened to us. After orgasm, me on top in missionary position, but no hurry to move. Wife coughs. Accidentally squeezes muscles and threatens to squeeze out my shrinking penis. Me - ouch!. Wife - chuckles. Me, - laughing - don't laugh. Wife laughs even more, accidentally ,squeezes harder and despite more 'stop laughing' demands I am promptly squeezed out in a pool of cum. Ever since - "don't laugh" is often said at the end of a fuck, with exactly the opposite effect - giggles for both.

nikkitassassin · 05-01-2012, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by SuffolkMan

Wife and I have a new angle on phone sex. Being on call from work or family we couldn't really ignore phone calls. So it wasn't uncommon for a call to arrive when we were having sex,. For example with wife on top-
ring ring.
muted cursing from wife and I -
Me pick up phone -Oh Hello Mother are you OK? -
wife bounces up and down more vigorously. -
Me - oooh -
Mother - are you all right?
Wife tightens vaginal muscles , grins at me maliciously-
Me yes - gasp - fine thanks - do you mind if I - gasp - call you back later -
Mother - yes dear - it sounds as if you are very busy right now.
Me - thanks won't be long at all ....bye
Both - collapse into giggles.

Lol. Luckily never had me mother call during!!

nikkitassassin · 07-27-2012, 10:42 AM

Bump! These are so funny I wanted to see if there were more out there:

Heres a kind funny one. I was using a paddle on my GF, with slightly lubed hands (guys - heres tip, always wipe first) ... yep.. the paddle soars across the room!!

fantasyfan2012 · 07-27-2012, 10:58 AM

I remember once I was seeing this girl and we went to her house and it was so cold we stood near the heater and started kissing and touching, she was in her underwear and she just dropped my pants and underwear and as it happened her room mates were unlocking the door, I found strength I never knew I had and lifted her up and shuffled top speed to her bedroom and threw her on the bed in a fit of laughter. The other was I was having sex with her and her two cats were sitting on the bed posts watching one shipped at my balls and just missed, instinctively a man knows when his nuts are in danger even in the dark lol

LT-61 · 07-27-2012, 03:36 PM

One morning my gf and I were fooling around in bed and she was giving me a handjob. I must have ate my green beans and vegitables the day before as when I came, I got her in the face, hair, her painting on the wall above the bed and even some on my own cheek. At first I was not too pleased having got it on myself, but after seeing her and everywhere I had gone, we both burst out laughing.

real38ddd · 07-28-2012, 02:09 AM

My b/f and I were in his bed and he was just about to enter me, I spread my legs and......pooooot.....I farted!! His eyes got wide, but then went right back to work! After we finished, we fell out laughing! A side note, it was our first time having sex together!!! We had only been together for about a month!

Another one that comes to mind is when I was 18. My b/f and I were starting to grope each other, and I shoved my hand down the front of his pants. He jumped from what I thought was excitement (we were each other's firsts). Several months later, he told me he jumped because my hands were like ice!

eadz · 07-28-2012, 03:01 AM

the classic of we rolled over and fell off the bed onto the floor, we were still joined and just couldn't stop laughing for about 10 minutes

TitLover6989 · 07-28-2012, 03:12 AM

i was getting a blow job from a girl and right when i came i farted so loud, we couldnt stop laughing, was awhile back when i was like 15

SonyUtz · 07-28-2012, 03:37 AM

I was 15 and was fucking around with a fellow classmate who was bisexual. We were in his backyard and fooling around on one of those lounge chairs that rock back and forth, the one's that have that awning on top of it.

Anyways, I was riding his cock when suddenly, we both fell off...the motion of us rocking back and forth and up and down caused the seats to fall out from underneath us. His cock was still up my ass when we fell, and it felt like it was in my stomach when we hit the ground. We ran inside stark naked, started to laugh when I climbed on his counter, opened my legs and said "finish fucking me"

KatieColorado · 07-28-2012, 05:08 AM

We were having a rather vigorous anal session, I was on top and he was laying down but I came up to far and he slipped out and following that was a huge fart that was very unmistakable. I was horribly mortified and embarrassed but he just laughed so hard and thought that was the funniest thing in the world. I *never* fart around him (or at all) but him being so good about it got me laughing and a minute later we picked up where we left off with a promise that I wouldn't crop dust him later on.

Another time we were in a rather complicated position and he hit my bladder square on and I squirted some pee out. He thought I actually squirted and gave me two more good thrusts which of course resulted in more pee. Again lots of laughs but sheets had to be changed.

ginnyb · 07-28-2012, 05:11 AM

We were once doing it in a hammock and he got the balance all wrong and it dumped us on the grass, I laughed out loud at that one

Sissy_Myers · 07-28-2012, 07:53 AM

The day I took my fiance's virginity, we were at a friend's house. I loooove teasing virgins, so I kept making jokes until he entered me, and I gave him a applause.

Another funny thing was: I was going down on him, and he decided to call a 'friend' of ours while I sucked him off. I had to pull away before the end of the conversation because my fiance was smiling so big, and it was too muchh for me.

DocFreakNastee · 07-28-2012, 08:25 AM

exwife and I were married at the time this happened.

I was JUST finishing up a good cum and we hear the front door of the house open. One of us had thought we locked it but hadn't.

So Roxxie jumps up as I scramble in our room to pull my pants up. I hear a clink then see that her coffee mug is on the night stand. So I pick it up and take it into the living room on the way to the kitchen. Her mom is there so I take a seat and start to talk to her. As I do it she starts to cough because a hard candy went down the wrong way. After she stops she grabs Roxxie's coffee mug and Rox yelps out "no m.." by then her mom belts down a good swig of the coffee .. then her face goes sort of odd and she gulps it down .. Her mom asks "what the hell was that about!?", Rox says .."Nothing ma never mind"

I'm not getting it but Rox is shaken the rest of the visit.

After her mom leaves I ask her what the heck was the issue?? She then tells me that when her mom announced her arrival she spit my cum in the coffee mug.

LOL I had NO freakin Idea ..

bumble bee · 07-28-2012, 12:57 PM

Girl and i were getting it on one afternoon in a quiet part of a field.... She's riding me and is just about to cum.... she opened her mouth to let out another of her rather sexy moans...

when the sound of a cow moo-ing rang out. Seemed we'd picked up an audience of local bovine...

Needless to say i lost it (both laughing and cumming myself) and she collapsed on me giggling like mad

RandyRobbo · 07-28-2012, 01:01 PM

I was having some fun during a weekday afternoon in a girlfriend's room at her parents house in Johannesburg... She was on top and the curtains were wide open... We weren't expecting anyone to be at the house and were giving it a real go when she looked at the window the maid was standing watching us - she got such a fright she farted really loudly and the maid ran away!

DocFreakNastee · 07-29-2012, 04:03 AM

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Originally Posted by RandyRobbo

I was having some fun during a weekday afternoon in a girlfriend's room at her parents house in Johannesburg... She was on top and the curtains were wide open... We weren't expecting anyone to be at the house and were giving it a real go when she looked at the window the maid was standing watching us - she got such a fright she farted really loudly and the maid ran away!

ROFLMAO oh now that is freakin FUNNY!!

SuffolkMan · 07-29-2012, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by bumble bee

Girl and i were getting it on one afternoon in a quiet part of a field.... She's riding me and is just about to cum.... she opened her mouth to let out another of her rather sexy moans...

when the sound of a cow moo-ing rang out. Seemed we'd picked up an audience of local bovine...

Needless to say i lost it (both laughing and cumming myself) and she collapsed on me giggling like mad

Brilliant. That was so funny. Thanks for posting.

swingerguy95621 · 07-30-2012, 06:35 AM

my ex and i were fucking inthe back of my chevelle. nice LARGE back bench seat :D vinyl though so our skin stuck a lot. Anyway, we switched to doggy style and i was hitting it HARD and FAST. When i pulled out to cum in her mouth, she queefed. i knew it was coming because of doggy style so i thought nothing of it. She sat up REAL fast and turned around to catch my load, when she queefed again and she began giggling. Her giggling kept pushing more and more air out. No matter how hard she squeeze her thighs together she couldn't stop laughing and i started laughing while trying to keep my dick hard and jerk the cum out, but it was already futile. I passed THE POINT of no return and i lost my orgasm. No cum and no orgasm, but we had alot of laughs.

ANother funny thing happened right afterwards. She got out of the car to pee, pull her shorts to her ankle and began to pee, when she lost her balance, fell back and pissed all over her shorts. She rode home bottomless and ran back into the house. lolol.

gngbngprncss · 07-30-2012, 06:38 AM

Oops, I think I just made the exact same thread, sorry! Don't know what happened lol. Hopefully everyone will ignore it

imova · 07-30-2012, 05:29 PM

A while ago I was getting a hand job after a long session with nary an orgasm from me. So she was doing a really great job, but she just kept hitting this part of my dick that made me laugh, and not just a giggle, but a shake the bed laugh. She kept going, I kept laughing, and eventually she just started to crack up too. Hell of a way to end the night, even if I didn't get to finish.

ta2guy73 · 07-30-2012, 07:40 PM

My wife and I were swinging with another couple. He was a little intoxicated but seemed ok. We were all on their king size bed, me fucking his wife and Him fucking mine. After about ten minutes he stood up on the bed to change positions and lost his footing,falling completely off the bed and hit his head very hard on the night stand beside the bed. My wife was concerned and jumped up to help him up and take a look at his head. His wife and I though couldn't stop laughing hysterically. He couldn't seem to get it back up with us laughing so he finally got mad and kicked me and his wife out of the bedroom. We went to the family room (next room over) and resumed fucking on the couch. We would both just spontaneously break out laughing about him falling out of bed. He would start pound on the wall yelling "I can still hear you laughing". This went on for a couple of hours. She and I still laugh about it when were all together, He still doesn't find it that amusing.

Rangerboy · 07-30-2012, 11:35 PM

This isn't my story, it's a family friend's, but when his (ex) wife gave birth and they got back to the house, she went in to have a shower. After some time he goes in to see how she was doing, only to find her lactating all over the place.

His reaction was to say "moo".

nikkitassassin · 07-31-2012, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Rangerboy

This isn't my story, it's a family friend's, but when his (ex) wife gave birth and they got back to the house, she went in to have a shower. After some time he goes in to see how she was doing, only to find her lactating all over the place.

His reaction was to say "moo".

I gather her reaction was ... violent?

There seem to be many bangs and fall, and quite a few farts lol. Glad to see we all have amusing sex lives!!!

sexomaniac · 07-31-2012, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by J. Peezie

She also has such a strong orgasim once that she farted....she was horrified I laughed so hard I peeed....these moments make sex an experience and not a performance

Same thing happened to me!

We busted laughing so much we both couldn't orgasm strongly. But it was fun.

toesucker30 · 08-11-2012, 04:55 AM

More than one time while fucking missionary style I caught a charlie horse in my leg and rolled over in pain. The worst being with a friend one night. My leg cramped, I jumped straight up and rolled over and fell off the bed. We both got a good laugh. There have been times me or the girl farted during sex and recently what embarassed me was a fart I blew that lit the room up. I tried to act like it didnt stink but after we both climaxed my gf made mention of it. LMAO

Rothko · 08-11-2012, 06:18 AM

Fanny farts... that used to make us laugh, but that was a very long time ago

04-27-2012, 11:13 PM	#1
nikkitassassin Sex Machine Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: UK Posts: 656	Funny Sex Moments I was wondering if anyone else had had moments that had caused their sex to collapse in fits of laughter. Not in a bad way, just a funny way. Like, other day, my GF made the comment "im confused!" in regards tos omethign I'd asked whilst fingering here, then imemdiately said "im cumming". the result ebing "im confused... IM CUMMING!", and we both couldnt stop laughing. __________________ "It will ne'er be said in fair England that I slew a naked man! :"In walked her Daddy, abiut six feet four, and said 'You aint ginna swing with my daughter no more!" "if you dont feel anything, you aint pulling"

04-28-2012, 02:21 AM	#2
Milo Cronos Porn Star Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: PhilaPA Age: 45 Posts: 2,318	Brought a leather thong with a zipper right down the front, wife warned me I didn't listen and it unzipped when my hard on popped, Unzipping enough to bite me right on the head of my dick! Now I had to unzip, we had a good laugh and I still fucked her! __________________ "Good Rule: If you take longer to lick a double dipped ice cream cone than the time spent eating pussy,your doing the latter wrong!"

04-28-2012, 02:35 AM	#4
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04-30-2012, 10:01 AM	#15
Milo Cronos Porn Star Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: PhilaPA Age: 45 Posts: 2,318	Another funny moment came to mind, of a beautiful dark skinned woman named Karen. We'd been flirting at my restaurant for months, after work on New Years Eve 1998 we were tuned up and having a good time when we decided to go to a no tell motel. I tried to darken the room and almost set a towel on fire instead, I figured on turning out the lights I didn't take into consideration the black out curtains and dark sheets Karen's dark naked skin literally, disappeared against the bed! I held back the laugh and felt my way around, I still get a laugh out of it? __________________ "Good Rule: If you take longer to lick a double dipped ice cream cone than the time spent eating pussy,your doing the latter wrong!"

04-28-2012, 02:29 AM	#3
J. Peezie Porn Surfer Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 27	My wife in the pitch dark once ask if I liked that ass...I did as I was told and licked that ass....we don't do any ass play. Really caught her by surprise. She also has such a strong orgasim once that she farted....she was horrified I laughed so hard I peeed....these moments make sex an experience and not a performance

04-28-2012, 02:55 AM	#5
pussy in boots Porn Star Join Date: May 2010 Location: next door to reality Posts: 2,248	One of my gf's at a girls only weekend, came in wearing men's boxer shorts with a strap on sticking out the fly. She was shaking it up and down and in as deep a voce as she could muster ask "who wants to suck my nice hard cock."

04-28-2012, 02:20 PM	#7
atmsbmb Sex Lover Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: USA Posts: 207	In the middle of some seriously passionate fucking, we flew off the edge of the bed in full coitus. It was a very high bed and after a moment of shock (I thought I might've broken my cock) we both burst out laughing!

04-28-2012, 05:34 PM	#9
Dutchie93 Amateur Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Germany Posts: 68	The 5-year-old niece of a guy I had sex with entered the room when he was about to climax inside of me, looking for a purple-colored bottle of juice that had been left there earlier in the day and decided to take the purple-colored bottle of lube instead. (She wasn't able to read at the time, she was so young). When she came into the room, he was on top of me and both of us desperately tried not to move. Thank God, we were under the covers. Now the guy couldn't get up what with his hard cock still inside of me and yelled at her to put the lube bottle down (which she did). Not used to such behavior from him, the poor girl began to cry, so he pulled out of me, covered himself (not me!) and comforted her. Of course, her parents had become aware of the ruckus by then and also decided to move towards his room. Erm... oh well... On the one hand, it was quite funny. But on the other hand, it was so embarrassing. After that, I never saw the guy again.

04-28-2012, 07:31 PM	#10
sidharth Newcumer Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1	when still at Uni, my gf's mumand sis had come down for a visit and they were staying at a nice five star hotel. when her mum and sister decided to go shopping the both of us snuck in using her card. we were making out and she had just seated me on a big comfortable leather armchair, pulled down my trousers and started stroking my hard cock when there was a knock on the door. her mum and sis had decided to come back early since it was too hot. i zipped up and got down on all fours and pretended to help look for something that my gf had lost when she was in the room earlier. later we almost tore our necks off laughin

04-30-2012, 08:24 AM	#12
katiemargaret Amateur Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: W.A Australia Posts: 76	I've had a few hilarious sexual moments. I got concussion & broke my wrist when I was 16, I was a little close to the endge of the bed & when my boyfriend took his last pump before cumming I fell head first of the bed, breaking my wrist & smacking my head. His parents rushed in to find me butt naked crying on the floor & him on the bed covered in cum looking mortified. At the time it wasn't funny we we laugh about it now

04-30-2012, 08:38 AM	#14
katiemargaret Amateur Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: W.A Australia Posts: 76	He looked like he was about to cry. Everybody knows that story, his dad drunkenly told that story at our wedding. Haha.

04-30-2012, 03:10 PM	#16
arbonara Sex Lover Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Australia Posts: 159	had an ex who was a bit of a serial queefer. first time and several times after she would have a powerful orgasm and also queef. naturally this caused us both to crack up laughing mid orgasm

04-30-2012, 03:19 PM	#17
Snowmass Porno Junky Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 320	A couple of stories For a few wonderful months a good ten years ago, I belonged to a swingers group for people over 40. Had a BLAST! A couple of quick stories . . . At the beginning of one party I was talking with these two ladies who were at the kitchen sink preparing a dish for people to snack on. One lady needed the other side of the sink so she looked at her friend and said “Change Stations” and they swapped positions while giggling. I asked about it and they said that they were taking some exercise class in which you worked out at a ‘station’ for something like two minutes and then moved on to the next one after the instructor called out . . . . well, you get it. A couple of months later there were a few of us on one bed having some fun. I had my face buried between the legs of lovely woman and the other two ladies were also in the room. I picked up my head and called out in a very loud voice “CHANGE STATIONS!” We practically had to pick those two up off the floor they were laughing so hard! There was another fantastic lady who was so very well known for calling out “OH GOD!” when she got excited. There were about eight of us in a large hot tub, couples kissing, ladies sitting in the laps of men, etc. This lady was sitting on the edge of the hot tub with her legs spread while this guy was licking away on her. She started with a whisper which grew louder and louder . . . Oh god . . . Oh God . . . . OH GOD . . . It just came to me. I said in a loud voice “We’re getting religion now!” A friend of hers and the guy below her had to grab this gal to keep her from falling out of the hot tub backwards laughing!

04-30-2012, 03:32 PM	#18
SensualRobin Porn Star Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: California Posts: 2,251	Wow, wonderful funny moments! :P I have yet to have a sexy moment turn into laughter, but I'll definitely be on the watch! xD

04-30-2012, 05:39 PM	#20
Pornvillage Porn Surfer Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 14	hehehe i like this

04-30-2012, 05:46 PM	#21
plushemma Sex Lover Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 211	When I was 15 I had to babysit my younger brother (10 at the time) walked in on me and my boyfriend at the time who were going at it hard me on top humping onto him my small boobs bouncing when I heard the door open and looked up to see him staring at me. I yelled at him to close the door and he ran off, I was so close to cumming and it completely ruined it for me. Was in shock for a moment then couldn't help but burst into laughter. He told on me and was grounded for a month but oh well.

05-01-2012, 08:10 AM	#23
nikkitassassin Sex Machine Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: UK Posts: 656	bump! __________________ "It will ne'er be said in fair England that I slew a naked man! :"In walked her Daddy, abiut six feet four, and said 'You aint ginna swing with my daughter no more!" "if you dont feel anything, you aint pulling"

05-01-2012, 08:39 PM	#24
SuffolkMan Porno Junky Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Eastern UK Posts: 434	Wife and I have a new angle on phone sex. Being on call from work or family we couldn't really ignore phone calls. So it wasn't uncommon for a call to arrive when we were having sex,. For example with wife on top- ring ring. muted cursing from wife and I - Me pick up phone -Oh Hello Mother are you OK? - wife bounces up and down more vigorously. - Me - oooh - Mother - are you all right? Wife tightens vaginal muscles , grins at me maliciously- Me yes - gasp - fine thanks - do you mind if I - gasp - call you back later - Mother - yes dear - it sounds as if you are very busy right now. Me - thanks won't be long at all ....bye Both - collapse into giggles. __________________ People say I'm a right wanker. Its not true - I often use my left hand.

05-01-2012, 08:53 PM	#25
SuffolkMan Porno Junky Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Eastern UK Posts: 434	Here is another thing that often happened to us. After orgasm, me on top in missionary position, but no hurry to move. Wife coughs. Accidentally squeezes muscles and threatens to squeeze out my shrinking penis. Me - ouch!. Wife - chuckles. Me, - laughing - don't laugh. Wife laughs even more, accidentally ,squeezes harder and despite more 'stop laughing' demands I am promptly squeezed out in a pool of cum. Ever since - "don't laugh" is often said at the end of a fuck, with exactly the opposite effect - giggles for both. __________________ People say I'm a right wanker. Its not true - I often use my left hand.

07-27-2012, 10:42 AM	#27
nikkitassassin Sex Machine Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: UK Posts: 656	Bump! These are so funny I wanted to see if there were more out there: Heres a kind funny one. I was using a paddle on my GF, with slightly lubed hands (guys - heres tip, always wipe first) ... yep.. the paddle soars across the room!! __________________ "It will ne'er be said in fair England that I slew a naked man! :"In walked her Daddy, abiut six feet four, and said 'You aint ginna swing with my daughter no more!" "if you dont feel anything, you aint pulling"

07-27-2012, 10:58 AM	#28
fantasyfan2012 Porn Surfer Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Australia, Victoria Posts: 42	I remember once I was seeing this girl and we went to her house and it was so cold we stood near the heater and started kissing and touching, she was in her underwear and she just dropped my pants and underwear and as it happened her room mates were unlocking the door, I found strength I never knew I had and lifted her up and shuffled top speed to her bedroom and threw her on the bed in a fit of laughter. The other was I was having sex with her and her two cats were sitting on the bed posts watching one shipped at my balls and just missed, instinctively a man knows when his nuts are in danger even in the dark lol

07-27-2012, 03:36 PM	#29
LT-61 Sex Lover Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: The Great White North Posts: 195	One morning my gf and I were fooling around in bed and she was giving me a handjob. I must have ate my green beans and vegitables the day before as when I came, I got her in the face, hair, her painting on the wall above the bed and even some on my own cheek. At first I was not too pleased having got it on myself, but after seeing her and everywhere I had gone, we both burst out laughing.

07-28-2012, 02:09 AM	#30
real38ddd Newcumer Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 6	My b/f and I were in his bed and he was just about to enter me, I spread my legs and......pooooot.....I farted!! His eyes got wide, but then went right back to work! After we finished, we fell out laughing! A side note, it was our first time having sex together!!! We had only been together for about a month! Another one that comes to mind is when I was 18. My b/f and I were starting to grope each other, and I shoved my hand down the front of his pants. He jumped from what I thought was excitement (we were each other's firsts). Several months later, he told me he jumped because my hands were like ice!

07-28-2012, 03:01 AM	#31
eadz Sex Lover Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Australia Age: 27 Posts: 244	the classic of we rolled over and fell off the bed onto the floor, we were still joined and just couldn't stop laughing for about 10 minutes

07-28-2012, 03:12 AM	#32
TitLover6989 Amateur Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Indiana Posts: 97	i was getting a blow job from a girl and right when i came i farted so loud, we couldnt stop laughing, was awhile back when i was like 15

07-28-2012, 03:37 AM	#33
SonyUtz Sex Lover Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: NYC Posts: 160	I was 15 and was fucking around with a fellow classmate who was bisexual. We were in his backyard and fooling around on one of those lounge chairs that rock back and forth, the one's that have that awning on top of it. Anyways, I was riding his cock when suddenly, we both fell off...the motion of us rocking back and forth and up and down caused the seats to fall out from underneath us. His cock was still up my ass when we fell, and it felt like it was in my stomach when we hit the ground. We ran inside stark naked, started to laugh when I climbed on his counter, opened my legs and said "finish fucking me"

07-28-2012, 05:08 AM	#34
KatieColorado Sex Lover Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Colorado Age: 22 Posts: 220	We were having a rather vigorous anal session, I was on top and he was laying down but I came up to far and he slipped out and following that was a huge fart that was very unmistakable. I was horribly mortified and embarrassed but he just laughed so hard and thought that was the funniest thing in the world. I never fart around him (or at all) but him being so good about it got me laughing and a minute later we picked up where we left off with a promise that I wouldn't crop dust him later on. Another time we were in a rather complicated position and he hit my bladder square on and I squirted some pee out. He thought I actually squirted and gave me two more good thrusts which of course resulted in more pee. Again lots of laughs but sheets had to be changed. __________________ According to Pornversion, I'm clearly a fake and a fraud so please ignore anything I have to say. And since he and his bootlickers are porn site Mujahideen, who am I to argue? Empty threats and arguments can't be wrong. I know who I am but once these dogs have been loosed, there is no coming back and the mob mentality reigns supreme. I'll spend my energies elsewhere instead of dealing with unsubstantiated slander and a witchhunt because one person has some sort of holy crusade/vendetta.

07-28-2012, 05:11 AM	#35
ginnyb Porno Junky Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Nottingham and Essex Age: 29 Posts: 329	We were once doing it in a hammock and he got the balance all wrong and it dumped us on the grass, I laughed out loud at that one __________________ Chat with me at your peril

07-28-2012, 07:53 AM	#36
Sissy_Myers Sex Lover Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: California Posts: 204	The day I took my fiance's virginity, we were at a friend's house. I loooove teasing virgins, so I kept making jokes until he entered me, and I gave him a applause. Another funny thing was: I was going down on him, and he decided to call a 'friend' of ours while I sucked him off. I had to pull away before the end of the conversation because my fiance was smiling so big, and it was too muchh for me.

07-28-2012, 08:25 AM	#37
DocFreakNastee Sex Lover Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: MidWest Posts: 232	exwife and I were married at the time this happened. I was JUST finishing up a good cum and we hear the front door of the house open. One of us had thought we locked it but hadn't. So Roxxie jumps up as I scramble in our room to pull my pants up. I hear a clink then see that her coffee mug is on the night stand. So I pick it up and take it into the living room on the way to the kitchen. Her mom is there so I take a seat and start to talk to her. As I do it she starts to cough because a hard candy went down the wrong way. After she stops she grabs Roxxie's coffee mug and Rox yelps out "no m.." by then her mom belts down a good swig of the coffee .. then her face goes sort of odd and she gulps it down .. Her mom asks "what the hell was that about!?", Rox says .."Nothing ma never mind" I'm not getting it but Rox is shaken the rest of the visit. After her mom leaves I ask her what the heck was the issue?? She then tells me that when her mom announced her arrival she spit my cum in the coffee mug. LOL I had NO freakin Idea ..

07-28-2012, 12:57 PM	#38
bumble bee Porno Junky Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 445	Girl and i were getting it on one afternoon in a quiet part of a field.... She's riding me and is just about to cum.... she opened her mouth to let out another of her rather sexy moans... when the sound of a cow moo-ing rang out. Seemed we'd picked up an audience of local bovine... Needless to say i lost it (both laughing and cumming myself) and she collapsed on me giggling like mad

07-28-2012, 01:01 PM	#39
RandyRobbo Newcumer Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 1	she was on top... I was having some fun during a weekday afternoon in a girlfriend's room at her parents house in Johannesburg... She was on top and the curtains were wide open... We weren't expecting anyone to be at the house and were giving it a real go when she looked at the window the maid was standing watching us - she got such a fright she farted really loudly and the maid ran away!

07-30-2012, 06:35 AM	#42
swingerguy95621 Porn Star Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Sacramento , CA Posts: 1,607	my ex and i were fucking inthe back of my chevelle. nice LARGE back bench seat :D vinyl though so our skin stuck a lot. Anyway, we switched to doggy style and i was hitting it HARD and FAST. When i pulled out to cum in her mouth, she queefed. i knew it was coming because of doggy style so i thought nothing of it. She sat up REAL fast and turned around to catch my load, when she queefed again and she began giggling. Her giggling kept pushing more and more air out. No matter how hard she squeeze her thighs together she couldn't stop laughing and i started laughing while trying to keep my dick hard and jerk the cum out, but it was already futile. I passed THE POINT of no return and i lost my orgasm. No cum and no orgasm, but we had alot of laughs. ANother funny thing happened right afterwards. She got out of the car to pee, pull her shorts to her ankle and began to pee, when she lost her balance, fell back and pissed all over her shorts. She rode home bottomless and ran back into the house. lolol.

07-30-2012, 06:38 AM	#43
gngbngprncss Sex Machine Join Date: May 2010 Location: sourthern california =] Posts: 621	Oops, I think I just made the exact same thread, sorry! Don't know what happened lol. Hopefully everyone will ignore it __________________ "And when she walks, all the wind blows and the angels sing..."