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Old 05-09-2012, 09:43 PM   #1
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My wife is going out of town Friday morning will be back late Saturday night... My sister in law is hot little 20 year old piece of ass.

My idea was going to be to maybe have her come by my house when she gets off of work and have a few drinks or something... I would then feel out the situation and see if maybe she might want to do Truth or Dare and start with innocent questions and see if she comes up with any sexual questions or dares.

Anybody have any advice. I am up for any ideas.
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Old 05-09-2012, 09:53 PM   #2
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Whatever you two do, the sister will eventually tell your wife. You can bank on it.
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My wife is going out of town Friday morning will be back late Saturday night... My sister in law is hot little 20 year old piece of ass.

My idea was going to be to maybe have her come by my house when she gets off of work and have a few drinks or something... I would then feel out the situation and see if maybe she might want to do Truth or Dare and start with innocent questions and see if she comes up with any sexual questions or dares.

Anybody have any advice. I am up for any ideas.


Shoot yourself in the head now and get it over with, because AFTER your sister-in-law tells your wife, you are either going to have years of misery OR your wife will kill you in a much more slow and agonizing way.
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you could be playing with fire
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This sounds like a bad idea.
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Old 05-09-2012, 11:26 PM   #7
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Do you love your wife and want to stay with her? You can test the waters but if you fuck the sister in law you can pretty much say goodbye to your marriage. Unless the sister comes on to you first. Then you might be alright. Tread lightly.
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Old 05-09-2012, 11:28 PM   #8
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Wow. That many people telling me not too... Surprising with some of things I've read on here.
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Old 05-09-2012, 11:53 PM   #9
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They're telling you not to because it a fail waiting to happen. Like others mentioned, if you fuck up you can bet your house.. literally.. that she will tell your wife.
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Old 05-10-2012, 03:41 AM   #10
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As others have said, come up with a new idea. One that doesn't involve sex with your sister-in-law. If you're that hung up on her, write a fictional story about her. I have all kinds of stories about various people I IMAGINE having sex with. Then I DON'T have sex with them because I'm married.
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Wow. That many people telling me not too... Surprising with some of things I've read on here.
Nah, don't listen to them. By all means do it! Then go on the Steve Wilkos show so we can all laugh as your wife rips you a new asshole on national tv!!!!
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Old 05-10-2012, 03:53 AM   #12
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Ya sisters always tell each other. Not ta mention if that was your genious plan you'll get yourself caught
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Old 05-10-2012, 05:49 AM   #15
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Yep Ive got some advice:

Don't be so fucking STUPID!

bad idea bad............
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Old 05-10-2012, 06:58 AM   #16
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I dunno...I don't think you have what it takes to go through with it..
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Real bad idea.stop thinking with ya nature
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My wife is going out of town Friday morning will be back late Saturday night... My sister in law is hot little 20 year old piece of ass.

My idea was going to be to maybe have her come by my house when she gets off of work and have a few drinks or something... I would then feel out the situation and see if maybe she might want to do Truth or Dare and start with innocent questions and see if she comes up with any sexual questions or dares.

Anybody have any advice. I am up for any ideas.
So, you're married, but still play "truth or dare"!?!

If your sis in law wanted to fuck you, for real, she wouldn't need to have your wife out of town!

Look - as a fucker that I used to be, I can only tell you one thing - if she wants you, she will surely have you!
You don't need I don't know what sophisticated plans for that!

You just need a hard dick and... be sure that opportunities will arise!
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Old 05-10-2012, 08:10 AM   #19
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Do it.......why fight Darwinism just because the wife will end your genetic line?

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Sister of your wife?

Dude some things are better left in fantasy.

Don't do it
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Old 05-10-2012, 11:42 AM   #22
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You guys have convinced me to not do it.
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Old 05-10-2012, 11:59 AM   #23
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just read this, but glad you have seen sense babe and not gonna go through with it, it would all end in tears
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Old 05-10-2012, 12:17 PM   #24
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Good man. You know it makes sense.

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I wouldn't do it, though my SIL is hot! Do you have a pic of yours?
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Smart move, keep it in your pants, or you will have no wife, or her sister may blackmail you..then you really will be screwed.
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Best case scenario, it works. Then 6 months from now your sister in law tells your soon to be ex wife all the details....no win situation...if you have to cheat do it with an anomyous gal that doesn't even know your wife..

That said if it does happen, please let us all know the details and any repercussions...
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!. She already wants to be banged my you. MAKES IT EASY!

2. You have to seduce her, make her fell like you can fuck her better than anyone ever has. TAKES SOME WORK.

3. You'll have to rape her. NOT ADVISEABLE!

Best solution is to jack off fantasizing about SIL all weekend. The when your wife gets home you can fuck her "brains out" or tell her your dick is too sore from stroking it all weekend fantasizing about all the things you love to do to her(your wife). This keeps your balls empty, your wife happy, and no repercussions!
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Ya sisters always tell each other. Not ta mention if that was your genious plan you'll get yourself caught
I love how you misspelled genius lol
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I think "could be" should just be changed to "without a doubt"
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well there is always this question..........when your balls deep in the sister....who is balls deep in the wife....????
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Old 05-11-2012, 07:46 PM   #32
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Truth or dare? Are you 12?
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Old 05-11-2012, 08:15 PM   #33
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how often does your wife go out of town...??? best guess is, she already knows you want to fuck her sister...........'acts' like she doesn't care, because she has alot of hard cock lined up for herself on those trips away...something to think about.
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Is your wife okay with you fucking her sister? If she is then I say good luck. If she isn't or doesn't know that you want to fuck her sister then DO NOT DO IT!
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My wife is going out of town Friday morning will be back late Saturday night... My sister in law is hot little 20 year old piece of ass.

My idea was going to be to maybe have her come by my house when she gets off of work and have a few drinks or something... I would then feel out the situation and see if maybe she might want to do Truth or Dare and start with innocent questions and see if she comes up with any sexual questions or dares.

Anybody have any advice. I am up for any ideas.
If she's 20 years old, and you meant her having a few drinks, then even that part of the plan could get you into trouble if you actually live in FL. Probably a good choice on your part by not acting on it.
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This idea has about a 1% probability of success. Sound like good odds to you?
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Smoke some good herb with her and give her a shoulder rub.if she doesn't open up then, she is. Ot going to.
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Get her high on coke. lol
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My wife is going out of town Friday morning will be back late Saturday night... My sister in law is hot little 20 year old piece of ass.
My idea was going to be to maybe have her come by my house when she gets off of work and have a few drinks or something... I would then feel out the situation and see if maybe she might want to do Truth or Dare and start with innocent questions and see if she comes up with any sexual questions or dares.
Anybody have any advice. I am up for any ideas.
I understand the question, but what is the problem?

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You definantly dont deserve your wife ..
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Let her open her legs n then you put your penis inside her vagina, that's how you Fuck her..any questions?
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