Lap dances. Have you ever made a guy cum?

[Dirtywriter]

I have gotten close a few times, but never gotten there. One dancer with the most perfectly round ass kept moving it back and forth. She also kept whispering in my ear about how she wanted me to cum all over her face. She even stuck her big erect nipples in my mouth. Please share stories at the club or at home. Guys share your stories too. Thanks

[bob1]

At an all-nude club recently, I shot a wad in my sweatpants getting a private lap dance from a blonde Cuban chick with the tightest, roundest, smoothest ass I've ever seen. Her tits weren't much and she was chewing bubblegum and she didn't speak any English, but wow was she hot.

Wish I hadn't blown my wad with her, because the next one was my all-time favorite at that club. I had 4 private lap dances in a row with her. She was riding my cock pretty hard (no underwear, but sweatpants on) and had an orgasm. Not only could I tell, but she told me I had made her cum. I've been with her enough to know she was not just saying that. Her big concern was whether people would notice her wet panties. (Yes, all nude club, but she kept her G-string on. I moved it aside to finger fuck her.) I told her I doubted anyone would care and it would probably turn them on. She said next time she'll jack me off and rub my cum into my chest. I of course fully expect to be able to fuck her one day wearing a rubber and with a Viagra-swollen cock, which she loves.

It's a funny thing about lap dances. Most of the time the girls don't know that intense grinding can actually hurt, and it's hard to stay hard when it hurts. But the above two girls did it right.

Guys - when you go to a strip club, I highly recommend no underwear, sweat pants and a loose fitting buttoned shirt that the girls can unbutton. Yeah!

[MXchick_013]

Guys can cum from a lap dance? Isn't it easier with stimulation? I hate that word by the way... stimulation.

[bob1]

Originally Posted by MXchick_013

Guys can cum from a lap dance? Isn't it easier with stimulation? I hate that word by the way... stimulation.

Since you're a female, I guess you probably haven't seen what goes on in a "lap" dance at a strip club. If the guy is wearing loose fitting pants and his cock is free to move around (boxers or no underwear), then the grinding that goes on can be almost as good as a fuck. There may not be penetration, but there's plenty of "stimulation".

The second girl I mentioned above was also the most sensual, stripper or not, I have ever met. She delicately put my fingers on her face and sucked the thumb. She gazed into my eyes seductively. Her motions were smooth and graceful. She talked sexily. It was not difficult to get hard under those circumstances.

[Kimiko]

I have it on good authority that it is entirely possible. But what you have to do is wear kind of thin, loose pants (sweat pants are okay), and no underwear.

[Kimiko]

Originally Posted by MXchick_013

Guys can cum from a lap dance? Isn't it easier with stimulation? I hate that word by the way... stimulation.

Well, stimulation happens, of course...but I think what it's really about is the sort of clandestine aspect of it. The idea that you could be brought to orgasm in a dark room full of people, kind of on the sly, has an appeal to a certain type of guy.

[Thenamesmark]

My girlfriend was giving me a lapdance in some really really tight athletic shorts, and I was wearing some boxer briefs, she slide her big soft ass across my cock so fast i shot all over the place

[Caitlain]

Originally Posted by Kimiko

But what you have to do is wear kind of thin, loose pants (sweat pants are okay), and no underwear.

Speaking as a former dancer, that's not necessarily true. You can be wearing dress pants and boxers and still cum. lol

I've made many guys cum in their pants with lap dances - it's not that hard, really (no pun intended). So long as you're not wearing jeans (you couldn't get into the club I worked at wearing jeans or sweatpants - you had to be wearing dress pants).

[scottystevens]

Been there, done that. It was fucking great. Loose dress pants seem to work too.

[babyangel194]

in my junior year of HS at a party at my friend ellie's house. i gave a guy a lap dance, he wasnt a stranger tho knew him from school. and i guess i worked it good because he came in his pants and i felt it. lol me and my friends laughed the night away!

[mufasa1234]

lol, it was my friends birthday party. I asked him what he wanted, and he said a lap dance. I started off slow, then kept shaking my ass slowly and softly until I felt something wet.

[schultz]

Originally Posted by bob1

At an all-nude club recently, I shot a wad in my sweatpants getting a private lap dance from a blonde Cuban chick with the tightest, roundest, smoothest ass I've ever seen. Her tits weren't much and she was chewing bubblegum and she didn't speak any English, but wow was she hot.


Guys - when you go to a strip club, I highly recommend no underwear, sweat pants and a loose fitting buttoned shirt that the girls can unbutton. Yeah!

Dude! Sweat pants in a strip club? Only 350 pound smelly fat men wear sweats when they "go out". You don't care what you look like do you? And what kind of low life crack house are you going too? Not only that, but thats got to make it real easy for the girls to take your wallet.

[Kimiko]

Originally Posted by schultz

Dude! Sweat pants in a strip club? Only 350 pound smelly fat men wear sweats when they "go out". You don't care what you look like do you? And what kind of low life crack house are you going too? Not only that, but thats got to make it real easy for the girls to take your wallet.

Hey! Don't give away ALL of our secrets!

[Kimiko]

Originally Posted by Caitlain

Speaking as a former dancer, that's not necessarily true. You can be wearing dress pants and boxers and still cum. lol

I've made many guys cum in their pants with lap dances - it's not that hard, really (no pun intended). So long as you're not wearing jeans (you couldn't get into the club I worked at wearing jeans or sweatpants - you had to be wearing dress pants).

You obviously worked in classier joints than I did.

[abean696]

At a club in my area. i had a girl give me a lap dance that made me cum like crazy. she felt how hard i was and reached into my pants and pulled out my cock, she then rubbed her ass up and down it til i came like a mad man. she then asked if i wanted seconds with her and another girl. only thing was the other girl did nothing for me so i declined. i know that was fucking stupid lol

[King Nothing]

They're Yoga pants!!!!!

[willjackson8869]

I was at a club wearing nice jeans and a collared shirt when a blond girl with short hair, nice tits, and a great ass came over. We talked for a while and when the question finally came up I told her to go find a girl she's comfortable with (the girls' enjoyment enhances the lap dances, obviously). She found a her friend who had finished in the champagne room. The 3 of us went back there and they started grinding on me, shaking their tits in my face, and I was loving every minute. Then the blond reaches down and squeezes my dick through my jeans and asks the other girl if she wants to see it. She agrees and they pulled it out. The other girl drank some champagne and spit it out on my cock, then started sucking. meanwhile, the blond was letting me suck her tits and squeeze her ass. Then after about 10-15 minutes of that I tell them I'm about to cum. The girl sucking my dick pops it out of her mouth and starts stroking it on her tits, letting it splatter all over her naturally big tits. Definitely a night I will never forget.

[txstripper]

ive done it before....youd be suprised how many men do it but hide it well.... the guys that you usually make do it are reg at the club....and you have some sorta "bond" with them. does that make since? OR its their first time at a srtip club...

[willjackson8869]

txstripper - the club in my story is in Houston, btw. That wasn't you, was it?

[txstripper]

Originally Posted by willjackson8869

txstripper - the club in my story is in Houston, btw. That wasn't you, was it?

never tell doesnt live tooo far from houston!

[tangod]

my last experience sucked. i wore jeans and boxer briefs so i barely felt anything, i didn't even get hard.

[RROCK7777]

I was rubbed but did not cum. She smelled so gooooooooood.

[SandorsMagee]

Came damn close, took two dances to almost get there. Unfortunatly I left blue balled and short 60 bucks.

[shredder7144]

There is a strip club in Toledo, OH that I have been to about 6 times or so and 5 out of the 6 times I was there I came. I you get a VIP dance they (well the ones I have had) will jerk you, tit fuck and suck you. The last one I had deep throated my cock and I came down the back of her throat!

[King Nothing]

Originally Posted by shredder7144

There is a strip club in Toledo, OH that I have been to about 6 times or so and 5 out of the 6 times I was there I came. I you get a VIP dance they (well the ones I have had) will jerk you, tit fuck and suck you. The last one I had deep throated my cock and I came down the back of her throat!

I never walked out of the Booby Trap in Detroit without, at least, a hand-job.

[hotone1066]

I remember in college going to a strip club in Tampa and getting a great lap dance from a gorgeous chick. I was wearing thin shorts with boxers underneath. All it took was about 5 minutes for me to cum.

[BigBlkBeef]

Never had that happen to me but wouldn't mind. Now that is safe sex.

[Kimiko]

Originally Posted by hotone1066

I remember in college going to a strip club in Tampa and getting a great lap dance from a gorgeous chick. I was wearing thin shorts with boxers underneath. All it took was about 5 minutes for me to cum.

Now, see, I would have gone slower and tried to milk you for more cash, and a trip to the VIP room.

[Ldopa42]

this thread is hot. makes me want to go to a strip club and see what it is all about

[richard3321]

Definetly, thin dress pants and boxers are worth will make any guy cum. The other night I had an awesome 5-minute lap dance from a hot girl from Venezuela, she had the most perfect body I have ever seen, nice tits (she let me sucked her nipples), and a perfect, round, tight ass. She put her ass cheeks between my hard cock (with pants on of course) and that didn't take long for me to wet my pants. Oh, and before that she sat on my face (yes, ass to face)! has anyone experienced this from a stripper?

[doc1453]

Originally Posted by schultz

Dude! Sweat pants in a strip club? Only 350 pound smelly fat men wear sweats when they "go out". You don't care what you look like do you? And what kind of low life crack house are you going too? Not only that, but thats got to make it real easy for the girls to take your wallet.

NOT TRUE!!! Plaxico Burress wears sweatpants at night clubs too

[michellep]

I have made both men and woman cum from my lap dances..

[mikeron]

My wife came from a private dance down in the keys.The youn lady was licking her pussy.

[xecure]

o really?

[cameltoelover]

Originally Posted by Kimiko

Now, see, I would have gone slower and tried to milk you for more cash, and a trip to the VIP room.

I don't mind getting milked for cash as long as something else of mine gets milked as well.

[Kimiko]

Originally Posted by cameltoelover

I don't mind getting milked for cash as long as something else of mine gets milked as well.

See, it's like magic. We extract hot cum from your balls at the same time we're extracting money from your wallet.

[abean696]

Originally Posted by Kimiko

See, it's like magic. We extract hot cum from your balls at the same time we're extracting money from your wallet.

you can perform your magic on me anytiime Kimiko

[IncognitoMan]

I've always found lap dances really hot. Oh boy oh boy....there's nothing as exciting as a curved hot lbabe dancing on your lap

[Nikkixo]

Originally Posted by SandorsMagee

Came damn close, took two dances to almost get there. Unfortunatly I left blue balled and short 60 bucks.

But, Was it worth it? lol

[titop1mp]

Never came from a lap dance, though I've also not had very many. I haven't been to a strip club in years either, primarily because the ones where I'm at mostly all suck.

[into porn]

Originally Posted by txstripper

never tell doesnt live tooo far from houston!

GOD bless TEXAS

[cptjohnstone]

I dated a VN stripper in Dallas for 8 years and yes going "comando" is the way to go. She was a spitter and always complained about the taste of my cum, I have since learned I should have eaten some blueberries before seeing her.

Anyway, upstairs without a bartender one day we did bare back and she dripped all day long, even the manager smelled it.

But my best was on a pledge sneek in college where two of us hooked up with some locals. My gal dry hunched me until I came, with jeans on no less.

Anybody know what a "stripper slide" is?

[raphael23]

Having an orgasm during a lapdance is definitely possible. There's a product called Liquid Lapdance designed for exactly this purpose.

It's a special pair of underwear that has a latex pouch attached to the front. You place your penis and testicles in the pouch, squirt in some lube (included), and head to the couch.

The design is brilliant. You feel like you're having sex. A dancer at Spearmint Rhino sold me mine in the VIP, some hot Colombian girl with a fuckin perfect ass.

Anybody else tried them? Fucking incredible. I came three times in one night, but I'm like that (my record is 4x). These are great because your dog doesn't get raw like it used to.

Right now I think you can only get them from a stripper or online. I googled and found their site. LiquidLapdance.com

[highinfidelity]

Originally Posted by Caitlain

Speaking as a former dancer, that's not necessarily true. You can be wearing dress pants and boxers and still cum. lol

I've made many guys cum in their pants with lap dances - it's not that hard, really (no pun intended). So long as you're not wearing jeans (you couldn't get into the club I worked at wearing jeans or sweatpants - you had to be wearing dress pants).

Caitlain is right on the money: it's not difficult for a woman who knows her way around a cock -- and who understands the pressure points, high and low -- to cause an orgasm even through her client's pants and underwear. Many, many years ago, when I was hitting the topless joints pretty hard, there was one club in particular that had a very young girl (I'd be surprised if she were 21) who reeeeeeally knew both her business and the male body, and if we were alone in the champagne room, she would literally insist that I cum before she stopped the lap dance. Naturally, this was a marketing ploy, to get paid for more than one or two songs in a row while she worked her magic, but I didn't care in the slightest. Neither did I care that she consistently told me that I was the only one she would work on like that, when she was probably telling every man that very same thing. She'd slide her thong-covered labia up and down along the length of my pants-covered-dick, letting me feel how hot and meaty it was "down there", while leaning her short, rail-thin body back against my torso and whispering filthy nothings in my ear. Then, when she felt my heat and my cream start to rise, she would slip downward, just slightly, until her tailbone was pressed backward against my shaft. Then, just before she felt the orgasm begin, she'd slide down until her tailbone was at the base of my shaft, push hard backwards, and as the cum started to spurt, she would slooooooowly rise up the length of my cock, pressing and pressing, until she'd squuezed every drop out of me, with all of it soaking into my underwear. She was ABSOLUTELY AMAZING, particularly for someone so young. Unfortunately for me, she refused to date me because I made the mistake at the outset of admitting to her that I was married, so I never had the privilege of bedding this young, tiny beauty. However, she loved the idea of sending me home to my wife "with your underwear and pants soaked in cum that I caused", and my marital status also didn't seem to bother her much when she needed money for her apartment rent or car note or day care for her children, or when she went to get her boobs done: she called me regularly, even at home, until I finally said "no" (when she left a message with my wife for me to call her, after I'd dodged her calls at the office for a day or two). So, Caitlain is precisely right: it can be done.

[Raider1270]

This happened to me only once in a club & I have been going for about 12 years, though rarely. Once I met a stripper I found hot & we went for a lap dance. Guess I didn't get hard enough for her. She left & went to talk to some other guy, UNTIL she saw me give another stripper $1.

She came right back to me, took me to the VIP & jumped right on top of me, kissed me on the face 4x, bit my ear, let me kiss her neck, breasts, mouth & sat right on my member. Ouch, I came out of there totally turned on. She then stayed with me for 5 hours. Constantly saying follow me, stay with me. We had 2 more private dances & tons of lap dances. The third time she was acting like she was riding me (reverse cowgirl) & I pushed her hips & she knew the move & how to do it (which I love) she executed with perfection & I couldn't take it anymore. She had me rock solid for 5 hours straight.

She is the only stripper that has ever made this happen to me & I've had them jump on my member while it's fully up & rub their stuff right on it. You feel that even through jeans. I wanted to see her outside & pound her like crazy but backed off the idea, opting for caution. She seemed willing but a little unsure. My sister dated a stripper once & I warned her off it.

[swingerguy95621]

i find clubs a complete waste of money. I've been to several out here back in the day with friends. They're ok once in awhile if you just go and sit at the stage and throw 1's.

I have several friends who've worked for clubs. One stripper and a few bouncers. I've heard tons of nasty stories about most of the girls at most of the clubs. Then i've heard stories from my bouncer friends, who talk about how alot of girls make like $400-$900 a night and tip them $5 if at all. WTF, one girl would only tip a friend $2 a night..and alot of nights he counted her making $700+....greedy fucking bitches.

i'd rather just jerk off and save myself a $100. or get a massage for $35 and tip her $20 for a handjob.


For those of you describing how these girls are doing things PERFECTLY for you and doing all these other things, MAKING YOU FEEL SPECIAL. Well , you're not. They do this every day to hundreds of guys. It's THEIR JOB! if they weren't good at it, they wouldn't be there long.

My stripper friend told me many times, all the girls only think of you as $. The nicer they are, the more they MAKE you feel like you're getting something other customers aren't getting, the more you pay them. Those are the tricks of the trade.

Don't get me wrong. i love women..i love tits and pussy like every other guy. but my money isn't buying pussy.

[bigamp04]

i cant say that i have ever cum from a lap dance at a club before. it looks like i have been doing it all wrong. i usually have on jeans. i have gotten pretty close once with a beautiful romanian dancer in germany. she was great. and i really enjoyed the entire show she gave me.

[BigMike81]

Wearing jeans to a strip club is a waste of money. You have to go with dress pants.

[Raider1270]

If you're on this site, you probably love sex & this girl had the body to be a pornstar. Pretty face, long hair, slim, nice compelxion, belly ring, everything you see in the movies. HIGHLY attractive...as for wearing jeans, I don't aim to cum when I go to the club. I go to see the girls and who or what I'm not getting in the bedroom.

[Ovid58]

Originally Posted by Dirtywriter

I have gotten close a few times, but never gotten there. One dancer with the most perfectly round ass kept moving it back and forth. She also kept whispering in my ear about how she wanted me to cum all over her face. She even stuck her big erect nipples in my mouth. Please share stories at the club or at home. Guys share your stories too. Thanks

You don't need to go to a club to practice lapdances - you can also do it at home!

The great advantage is that you don't need to wear anything!

Also, the satisfaction is almost guaranteed!!!