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Old 05-24-2012, 05:25 AM   #1
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actually last drs check up confirmed that I have never been better.
early morning jogs help pluss cutting out fatty foods...but mainly I keep bussy so im not eating because im bored
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actually last drs check up confirmed that I have never been better.
You just love to tease us straights don't you belle?

Seriously glad to hear that as it is good to know that some of us are doing otay.
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You just love to tease us straights don't you belle?

Seriously glad to hear that as it is good to know that some of us are doing otay.
I swing both ways...

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Getting up in age and starting to feel like I'm betwixt a rock & a hard place.
But compared to others I'm good and as ma pa use to say. "As long as you are breathing & above ground you're better off than most of the earth's population".
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Getting up in age and starting to feel like I'm betwixt a rock & a hard place.
But compared to others I'm good and as ma pa use to say. "As long as you are breathing & above ground you're better off than most of the earth's population".
my dad yous to tell me "remeber never give up" only think i eaver took to heart
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"Things like that only happen to other people" ... until they happen to you !!!

I never realized how truly profound those few words were until a woman in my doctors office was weeping as she watched me (what I now know) pill-rolling.

Bla bla bla ... "try this" is a common phrase I hear regularly now from a group of doctors that don't have the guts to say "you're pretty much fucked " but instead choose to say this might help. If running to the toilet all hours of the day to puke your face off is their idea of helping, I dread the day that they run out of idea's.

I wake up each day with a smile on my face and am thankful for all that has come my way in life thus far ... and got a reality check as to my belief that I am ten feet tall and bulletproof.

I get to look forward to being able to buy my own birthday and Christmas presents and actually being surprised when I open them ... not to mention being able to hide my own Easter Eggs without remembering where I put them.

I distanced myself from a few people that mean the world to me in order that they don't forget to live life to the fullest in order to "take care of me" and the feeling of pushing a loved one away out of necessity is something I don't wish on my worst enemy.

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wow justpassingthru, thats a really positive attitude. go you! and yeah, when they run out of ideas? you are throughly screwed my friend

well for me i had a hockey accident a few years back that cause a lump to form under my left breast.
the docs say they can't do anything
which is a pain, but you live with it.
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*ouch* you don´t even want to know...
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I went to the clinic the other day and my doctor said " You've got hypochondria !!"........." Oh no, not that as well " I replied
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Bah - menopause here , hot flushes and sleep disturbance - add a low level cold and hot weather and I'm pretty miserable. I know others have far more to cope with so I'm thankful that most of this will go.
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Multiple Myeloma, Amyloidisis AL and chronic heart failure.

What are they doing about it?

Permanent chemo and ACE inhibitors and Beta blockers, plus a shit load of tablets to control the side effects.
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Old 05-25-2012, 01:48 AM   #14
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My wife broke her ankle. Somehow she thinks that her pussy is also now broken. I can't convince her otherwise. HELP!!
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LMFAO ... you kill me turtle.
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I think she needs to study anatomy...the pussy's not connected to the ankle bone...
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I'm 48 year old....my shoe size is not on the adult size chart...it's less but still 6 E wide...have no balince right foot heil can't touch the flor standing....and in pain 24/7 M S Contin 30 mg two times a day not doing it...better then without but not there yet.......................................
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I think she needs to study anatomy...the pussy's not connected to the ankle bone...
I tried to tell her that. Her response was "You only want SEX." Well, duh.
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Did they have to reattach her feet to her knees after her shins were blown off by an improvised explosive device?

That's the only reason why her pussy should be closed to through traffic.
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No, she has a cast from the balls of her foot up about half way to the knee. I thought a little creative thinking might be in order but noooo. Who knows how long this will last.
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Multiple Myeloma, Amyloidisis AL and chronic heart failure.

What are they doing about it?

Permanent chemo and ACE inhibitors and Beta blockers, plus a shit load of tablets to control the side effects.
I have no clue what you are going through but know all to well the effects of the "cocktails" that the doc's love to put us on on that are so much fun to help spend time with your head in the toilet puking up shit you haven't even eaten yet.

The Chemo is the real kick in the ass for you though I'm sure.

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I'm 48 year old....my shoe size is not on the adult size chart...it's less but still 6 E wide...have no balince right foot heil can't touch the flor standing....and in pain 24/7 M S Contin 30 mg two times a day not doing it...better then without but not there yet.......................................
Narcotics are a last ditch effort to control pain for extreme cases most times ... if your doctor is at least semi qualified. As much as 30mg isn't a major dose, it is still enough to kick the crap out of the average person that doesn't take them regularly. I'm sure you get to look forward to an increased dose eventually ... when the fun really starts.

Keep smiling though because negativity is a contributor to treatment not having the desired effects.
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Bla bla bla ... "try this" is a common phrase I hear regularly now from a group of doctors that don't have the guts to say "you're pretty much fucked " but instead choose to say this might help. If running to the toilet all hours of the day to puke your face off is their idea of helping, I dread the day that they run out of idea's.

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Dude, if the docs say that, get new docs. And keep getting new docs until you find docs that have ideas, and good ones.

While it's not as bad as what you are going through, I've been epileptic my whole life. I had a bad bout a while back, and went to a fancy pants teaching hospital around here, one that's supposed to have the best docs on earth and whatever. By the end, I was up to 24 pills a day, I was out of it all the time, couldn't drive, double vision AND six/seven grand mals a week. But I stuck with it cuz, hell, best docs on earth, right?

Until I said fuck this and went to a local little suburban hospital with a doc that didn't have 97 papers published and fancy awards. Now I take three pills a day, I feel better than I have ever felt, and I'm coming up on my five year anniversary of being seizure free.

Do not ever believe the hype, and don't ever keep looking. There's always other docs, and you never know where you're going to find the one who's going to give you the best care.

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Kahler's disease is Multiple Myeloma and is a plasma cell cancer
Amyloidisis AL is close to the above but deals mainly in the bone marrow
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I woke up with a slight headache.

I self prescribed a coffee and cigarette and felt better quickly.

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Multiple Myeloma, Amyloidisis AL and chronic heart failure.

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Permanent chemo and ACE inhibitors and Beta blockers, plus a shit load of tablets to control the side effects.
.......Shooter was about to bitch about his weight and his pill pushing Doctor............but decides to shut up and sit down for once........
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Currently in recovery from 2 broken ankles and a fractured heel since mid May. Had plates installed, left ankle has about 16 screws, the other ankle and heel, only about 6 screws. It hurts to walk, which I do like a newborn calf, but reading everyone elses ailments, I guess it could be worse!! Wishing everyone happy days and good health. : /

...and I'm out of weed!!! *cryyyyyyyyy*
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