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That awkward moment when you say hi back to someone and realize their on the phone
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Lord why did you take her She meant so much to me Now I’m a wretched soul on a privateer drowning out at sea I’m killing and I’m drinking my blue heart to black But I swear, oh Lord, I’ll never sin again if you bring her back |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: California
Posts: 2,228
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That awkward moment when you've told a guest walking up from the dining room, "have a good night and drive home safe!" and you come to realize they were just headed to the restroom.
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Virtual Mistress
Join Date: Jun 2009
Age: 53
Posts: 28,467
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True story!!
It was for a fancy dress party and I've seen the pics #breathes sigh of relief# |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Circling in the Water!
Posts: 2,698
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![]() (YES HCB, I know it's misspelled but it's in the friggin' picture!!!) ![]() ![]()
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Something funny personally! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtkK3eijBso Something else personal. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4hPL...feature=fvwrel Shark porn! http://video.xnxx.com/video591163/shark_fucks_whale_ 8i8
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Porn Star
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Circling in the Water!
Posts: 2,698
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Something funny personally! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtkK3eijBso Something else personal. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4hPL...feature=fvwrel Shark porn! http://video.xnxx.com/video591163/shark_fucks_whale_ 8i8
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A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 37,035
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Guess who's not going to get any pizza when they go to heaven...AWKWARD!!
TAM when you're talking about someone then realize that they heard you...
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If anyone was to jerk the tail of a lioness, they shouldn't be surprised if they get just a little more than a friendly nip. - freespiritx A lioness and her human: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_3H0RbTDgo I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know...just to be sure. |
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Pervy Bear
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: melt in your mouth, not in your hands
Age: 56
Posts: 13,222
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TAM when your mom walks in on you with another guy's cock in your mouth...
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My profile and index in the Sex Stories section. If you can't find 'em, it's because 'No censorship' doesn't mean what it used to. Furburger's Grill - For those who aren't afraid of a little hair, or a lot. CENSORSHIP, THE NEW POLICY OF XNXX FUCK IT, JUST FUCK IT
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the iron butterfly
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: In the penthouse of Mt. Olympus...
Posts: 7,403
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TAM when you see a kid from the slums blowing a condom thinking it was a balloon ...
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Porn Star
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Circling in the Water!
Posts: 2,698
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Something funny personally! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtkK3eijBso Something else personal. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4hPL...feature=fvwrel Shark porn! http://video.xnxx.com/video591163/shark_fucks_whale_ 8i8
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Porn Star
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: California
Posts: 2,228
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Porn Star
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Northeast United States
Age: 31
Posts: 4,401
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That awkward moment when you hear her ask "is it in?"
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the iron butterfly
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: In the penthouse of Mt. Olympus...
Posts: 7,403
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That awkward moment when you created a bubble saliva while talking infront of your crush...
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Porn Star
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Northeast United States
Age: 31
Posts: 4,401
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That awkward moment when you are talking to someone and realize they have a booger on the tip of their nose
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CAW 15 Come read some stories and cast your vote for your favorite!! http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=342771 Things are heating up in Miami! (Role play with Gymgirl) Love and Death in Miami |
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the iron butterfly
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: In the penthouse of Mt. Olympus...
Posts: 7,403
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TAM when you are saying goodbye to your friend but you are walking in the same direction s/he is....
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i'm just saying
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: fort worth texas
Age: 52
Posts: 5,350
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that awkward moment when it wasn't a fart.
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I'm just saying mimi's big brother http://i1220.photobucket.com/albums/...acerr/xnxx.jpg verifed man of |
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the iron butterfly
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: In the penthouse of Mt. Olympus...
Posts: 7,403
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TAM when you tried to lean over to kiss a person but s/he turned the other way unexpectedly...
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i'm just saying
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: fort worth texas
Age: 52
Posts: 5,350
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tam when you realize you left your money at home, after dinner.
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I'm just saying mimi's big brother http://i1220.photobucket.com/albums/...acerr/xnxx.jpg verifed man of |
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the iron butterfly
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: In the penthouse of Mt. Olympus...
Posts: 7,403
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![]() TAM when you are more bothered about his Spiderman undoes not matching with his Winnie the Pooh get up
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Porn Star
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Circling in the Water!
Posts: 2,698
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Something funny personally! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtkK3eijBso Something else personal. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4hPL...feature=fvwrel Shark porn! http://video.xnxx.com/video591163/shark_fucks_whale_ 8i8
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Porn Star
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Circling in the Water!
Posts: 2,698
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Something funny personally! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtkK3eijBso Something else personal. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4hPL...feature=fvwrel Shark porn! http://video.xnxx.com/video591163/shark_fucks_whale_ 8i8
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the iron butterfly
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: In the penthouse of Mt. Olympus...
Posts: 7,403
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LOLOLOLOLOLOL That awkward moment when someone's dandruff flies to your face while riding in the train during rush hour |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Hell
Age: 24
Posts: 5,806
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Deadly
Dalia |
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The Spurtinator
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: On the border of somewhere and somewhere else
Posts: 6,009
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That awkward moment when a new girlfriend asks about your exes
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"Some bring pleasure to people wherever they go; others, whenever they go." Oscar Wilde. I like to put myself into the category of the former. ![]() VERIFIED previously, but I removed the pic. Minerva's Guardian |
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Porn Star
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Northeast United States
Age: 31
Posts: 4,401
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That awkward moment when a girl ask to butt fuck you with her big stap on.
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Porn Star
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Circling in the Water!
Posts: 2,698
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Something funny personally! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtkK3eijBso Something else personal. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4hPL...feature=fvwrel Shark porn! http://video.xnxx.com/video591163/shark_fucks_whale_ 8i8
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Porn Star
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Circling in the Water!
Posts: 2,698
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Something funny personally! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtkK3eijBso Something else personal. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4hPL...feature=fvwrel Shark porn! http://video.xnxx.com/video591163/shark_fucks_whale_ 8i8
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Hopping along the Bunny Trail.
Posts: 1,609
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That awkward Moment when you realised you were thanking some one for dicks, when it should have been Disks. Shaking head....OHHHHH so awkward in a forum full of men.
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the iron butterfly
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: In the penthouse of Mt. Olympus...
Posts: 7,403
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TAM when some knows you and your name and says "hi" but you have no idea who they are while walking around a mall
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Porn Star
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Northeast United States
Age: 31
Posts: 4,401
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That awkward moment when you realize your fly is down
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the iron butterfly
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: In the penthouse of Mt. Olympus...
Posts: 7,403
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TAM when you were eating a spoonful of rice and you suddenly sneezed on the dinner table making rice fly everywhere
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Porn Surfer
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That awlward moment when you walk into a gas station with a subway and realize you're singing a song playing on your headphones as terrible as you could. O.o o.O
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PARTY TIME, PARTY PEOPLE!! \( ^ _ ^)' '(^ _ ^ )/ |
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Porn Star
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Northeast United States
Age: 31
Posts: 4,401
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That awkward moment you feel the need to fart while having sex
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Porn Surfer
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That awkward moment when you catch your dad watching Pretty Little Liars at midnight.
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PARTY TIME, PARTY PEOPLE!! \( ^ _ ^)' '(^ _ ^ )/ |
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Porn Star
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Northeast United States
Age: 31
Posts: 4,401
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That awkward moment when you get out of the shower and realize you forgot to grab a towel from the hall closet
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CAW 15 Come read some stories and cast your vote for your favorite!! http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=342771 Things are heating up in Miami! (Role play with Gymgirl) Love and Death in Miami |
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the iron butterfly
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: In the penthouse of Mt. Olympus...
Posts: 7,403
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TAM when you used correction fluid to correct a typo on the screen instead of hitting the delete or backspace button
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the iron butterfly
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: In the penthouse of Mt. Olympus...
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TAM that you just simply feel awkward
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Porn Star
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That awkward moment when you realize you're not wearing pants....at a funeral
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Lord why did you take her She meant so much to me Now I’m a wretched soul on a privateer drowning out at sea I’m killing and I’m drinking my blue heart to black But I swear, oh Lord, I’ll never sin again if you bring her back |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Circling in the Water!
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That awkward moment when you wait for a text but you realize you’re the one that didn’t reply.
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Porn Star
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Northeast United States
Age: 31
Posts: 4,401
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That awkward moment when a guy stands very close to you at a urinal
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Porn Fairy's Apprentice
Join Date: Jun 2008
Age: 23
Posts: 7,633
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When you find a hole in the crotch of your pants after an interview.
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the iron butterfly
Join Date: Dec 2011
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Porno Junky
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That awkward moment when your phone auto corrects pretty to pussy.
"you're unbelievably pussy" is not a compliment. |
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Double Trouble
Join Date: May 2009
Location: California
Posts: 5,313
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Porn Star
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Northeast United States
Age: 31
Posts: 4,401
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That awkward moment when someone has toilet paper under their shoe that's five feet long
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CAW 15 Come read some stories and cast your vote for your favorite!! http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=342771 Things are heating up in Miami! (Role play with Gymgirl) Love and Death in Miami |
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the iron butterfly
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: In the penthouse of Mt. Olympus...
Posts: 7,403
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TAM when a fake takes you out of its list instead of you taking it out ...LOLOLOLOLOL
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The Spurtinator
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: On the border of somewhere and somewhere else
Posts: 6,009
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LMAO. I can't imagine who or what you mean. Does it begin with E?
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"Some bring pleasure to people wherever they go; others, whenever they go." Oscar Wilde. I like to put myself into the category of the former. ![]() VERIFIED previously, but I removed the pic. Minerva's Guardian |
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the iron butterfly
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: In the penthouse of Mt. Olympus...
Posts: 7,403
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TAM when someone insulted you with grade school insults..you..you..you.. sissy ninny!!!!!!!!!!
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Porn Star
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TAM when you are standing at the bus stop, it's raining and a retard driver just cruises through the puddle of water in front of you.
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The Spurtinator
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: On the border of somewhere and somewhere else
Posts: 6,009
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Quote:
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"Some bring pleasure to people wherever they go; others, whenever they go." Oscar Wilde. I like to put myself into the category of the former. ![]() VERIFIED previously, but I removed the pic. Minerva's Guardian |
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the iron butterfly
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: In the penthouse of Mt. Olympus...
Posts: 7,403
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LOLOLOLOL
TAM when you know the phrase sissy ninny is already taken out of the dictionary because it is obsolete LOLOLOLOLOL |
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