Where .........

[richief]

..........is all the drama, come on guys why aren't we fighting like school kids, please tell me you haven't grown up and become sensible show wearing types, are you all corporate robots now and afraid to argue over the tiniest thing?


Twats, I tell ya, all twats.

Or am I just bored and need some outside stimuli instead of listening to the voices in my head.

[ejls]

Originally Posted by richief

..........is all the drama, come on guys why aren't we fighting like school kids, please tell me you haven't grown up and become sensible show wearing types, are you all corporate robots now and afraid to argue over the tiniest thing?


Twats, I tell ya, all twats.

Or am I just bored and need some outside stimuli instead of listening to the voices in my head.

Boy, would I like to stimulate you.

[thespadez]

I just rode to town on an ass...YO MOMMA'S ASS!

[cijababe]

Well personally I'm quite happy - but then I'm chilling tonight after sampling a few different ciders and scoping out a place to eat tomorrow night.

I have noticed fewer opportunities to get out the popcorn, save the Joe Dirty/ELP fiasco.....

[AZRIEL]

[richief]

Originally Posted by ejls

Boy, would I like to stimulate you.

I keep getting told things like that, I really do not understand the attraction, maybe it is my cheeky charm and utter truthfulness, but please keep stimulating me I just love it.

[richief]

Originally Posted by thespadez

I just rode to town on an ass...YO MOMMA'S ASS!

Oh is that the best you got, a "Yo Momma" joke, well I just saw yo momma and she told me to tell you to call me dad, that's right Luke I am your Father.













On second thoughts I am not, none of my kids could be a big a twat as you are. Now jog on and leave the adults to play.

[ejls]

Originally Posted by richief

I keep getting told things like that, I really do not understand the attraction, maybe it is my cheeky charm and utter truthfulness, but please keep stimulating me I just love it.

The attraction? The thought of you in uniform with a bag of Curly Wurly's.

[McDick]

See? This is why we need to bring back Deidre79. She kept this madhouse popping. Nophest was such a pussy to ban her for breaking made up unwritten rules.

[richief]

Originally Posted by McDick

See? This is why we need to bring back Deidre79. She kept this madhouse popping. Nophest was such a pussy to ban her for breaking made up unwritten rules.

This is a Derek free zone, so that name is not welcome, and we are better off with out the mad fucker wanting to slit throats and bathe in the blood of her/his/its kills.

[richief]

Originally Posted by ejls

The attraction? The thought of you in uniform with a bag of Curly Wurly's.

I was a handsome young guy, I had to beat the girls off with a stick, sadly when I got married I was completely faithful and wasted some of the best years of my life, but boy did I flirt.

[smcaaphd]

I suppose I could merge a couple of threads...just to help the forum out.

Cuz we all know stumpler would jump right on in there, cactus surgically implanted in his donkey

And I might just un-ban D79, too

[richief]

Originally Posted by smcaaphd

I suppose I could merge a couple of threads...just to help the forum out.

Cuz we all know stumpler would jump right on in there, cactus surgically implanted in his donkey

And I might just un-ban D79, too

Well winding him up is the easy part, juts post a thread saying hello and he will complain of harassment and call you a jackbooted demi god.

As for the unbanning, oh my you would give the puppy a heart attack or maybe he would stoke out with the excitement.

[smcaaphd]

Originally Posted by richief

Well winding him up is the easy part, juts post a thread saying hello and he will complain of harassment and call you a jackbooted demi god.

As for the unbanning, oh my you would give the puppy a heart attack or maybe he would stoke out with the excitement.

Well, I do believe my jackboots go lovely with my angel wings and halo, thank you

And as to giving dl a heart attack...every silver lining has a cloud

[Cheltenham]

Originally Posted by AZRIEL

Very clever, Az.

[sockaraus]

Originally Posted by richief

..........is all the drama, come on guys why aren't we fighting like school kids, please tell me you haven't grown up and become sensible show wearing types, are you all corporate robots now and afraid to argue over the tiniest thing?


Twats, I tell ya, all twats.

Or am I just bored and need some outside stimuli instead of listening to the voices in my head.

It's not the listening to the voices in your head that's bad. It's when you start doing what they tell you that is.

[shootersa]

The only people who like Curely Wurleys are socialist homosexual cowardss.

There. You wanna fight?
Put em up cobber!

[richief]

Fuck you boy, go sit in the corner with the other fools, there is no "E" in Curly Wurly, there is a big fucking hint in my sig.

[sockaraus]

Originally Posted by shootersa

The only people who like Curely Wurleys are socialist homosexual cowardss.

There. You wanna fight?
Put em up cobber!

Proud to be
A SHC

[enslavedprincess1994]

who??

[rowdy3128]

it depens on what where talking bout......some are funny and some just want to know stuff................

[christina2706]

It does seem a tad quiet since I got back in town. I noticed Scarrie tried to take over with her drama again a few weeks back but it just wasn't as entertaining the 2nd (or was this the 3rd?) time around.

Originally Posted by richief

...maybe it is my cheeky charm and utter truthfulness, but please keep stimulating me I just love it.

I know...

[AZRIEL]

[richief]

Originally Posted by christina2706

It does seem a tad quiet since I got back in town. I noticed Scarrie tried to take over with her drama again a few weeks back but it just wasn't as entertaining the 2nd (or was this the 3rd?) time around.


I know...

Scarrie 4 was not worth the admission costs and the JD vs ELP fight is just boring and not fun at all.

I know, that you know, but did you know that I know that you know?

[L+R]

Originally Posted by smcaaphd

And I might just un-ban D79, too

Stayed online all morning just to pass the time
There's something wrong here
There can be no denying
One of us is changing
Or maybe we've just stopped trying.....

[Pandorius999]

Funny if I'd started a thread like this I'm surr Richief would have had plenty of entertainment. Instead we're all sitting sipping vodka tea and wondering how life could be better. Maybe I should start being controversial again?

On a serious note I get this feeling many times when I turn on the forum page at unearthly (by western standards ) times and find no one's there. Feels like an empty hall with a fee people snoring quietly in the corners.

[chris4sylvia]

Up the Villa...

[wantsomefun]

Originally Posted by richief

[Where]..........is all the drama, come on guys why aren't we fighting like school kids, please tell me you haven't grown up and become sensible show wearing types, are you all corporate robots now and afraid to argue over the tiniest thing?


Twats, I tell ya, all twats.

Or am I just bored and need some outside stimuli instead of listening to the voices in my head.

Go look at JD's threads again. Now he's threatening to leave the forum if he gets banned!

[richief]

Originally Posted by wantsomefun

Go look at JD's threads again. Now he's threatening to leave the forum if he gets banned!

That isn't fussin' 'n' fightin' that is a whiny little twat running around because his arguments are pathetic and he is as much a danger to kids as the guys he rails against.

[richief]

Originally Posted by Pandorius999

Funny if I'd started a thread like this I'm surr Richief would have had plenty of entertainment. Instead we're all sitting sipping vodka tea and wondering how life could be better. Maybe I should start being controversial again?

On a serious note I get this feeling many times when I turn on the forum page at unearthly (by western standards ) times and find no one's there. Feels like an empty hall with a fee people snoring quietly in the corners.

Are you saying I am getting a free pass, that I get special treatment? If you think it is a stupid thread and a waste of time and space then let rip and tell me.
As for you being all alone I think you will find that I am around at very odd hours for a westerner.

Originally Posted by chris4sylvia

Up the Villa...

Oh you cunt, that is a fucking low blow, how the fuck can I come back into this thread now it is contaminated by the twats from B6. I will be coming to Austria this summer and I am going to kick your wife, steal your dog and fuck your car.

[chris4sylvia]

[QUOTE=richief;5179203]Are you saying I am getting a free pass, that I get special treatment? If you think it is a stupid thread and a waste of time and space then let rip and tell me.
As for you being all alone I think you will find that I am around at very odd hours for a westerner.



Oh you cunt, that is a fucking low blow, how the fuck can I come back into this thread now it is contaminated by the twats from B6. I will be coming to Austria this summer and I am going to kick your wife, steal your dog and fuck your car.[/QUOTE]

In response to the high-lighted section, Sylv laughed when I read it out to her and she said "can you do that in a different order please, but substitute the dog for the husband."

[AZRIEL]

Originally Posted by chris4sylvia

Up the Villa...

[shootersa]

Originally Posted by richief

Fuck you boy, go sit in the corner with the other fools, there is no "E" in Curly Wurly, there is a big fucking hint in my sig.

Thats it?
That's the best you got?
My cat has a better fight stance

Shooter goes off looking for that rascal DL to start something

[aesopstails]

Originally Posted by richief

..........is all the drama, come on guys why aren't we fighting like school kids, please tell me you haven't grown up and become sensible show wearing types, are you all corporate robots now and afraid to argue over the tiniest thing?


Twats, I tell ya, all twats.

Or am I just bored and need some outside stimuli instead of listening to the voices in my head.

And what the fuck makes you think you have the right to post a poll? You have NO RIGHT to make polls just because you have nothing else to do in your safe little suburban enclave. You have NO RIGHT to steal the ideas of authentic pollsters, who have earned the right to post polls because they LIVE in places you can't even IMAGINE surviving in! You FUCKING FRAUD!

"Poll" starts with the letter "p", just like "Philly", and "Richief" starts with an "r", so what makes you think you have the right to stick your Euro-fraud ass where it don't belong? Polls were INVENTED in Philly, just after the Poles settled in Philly, so you have NO FUCKING RIGHT to post a poll or poll a Pole!

You would have known that if you bothered to LEARN SOME FUCKING HISTORY like I did at the Junior College's remedial program... which, I remind you, I rode to by bus for seven years, riding through a neighborhood so rough you wouldn't survive for five minutes. I GUARANTEE it's a whole lot tougher than those pissy little "wars" you fought in!

Next time you want to post something, remember your place, little man. You FAKE-ASS mansion-living, silver-spoon-sucking FRAUD!

[Lioness]

Originally Posted by aesopstails

And what the fuck makes you think you have the right to post a poll? You have NO RIGHT to make polls just because you have nothing else to do in your safe little suburban enclave. You have NO RIGHT to steal the ideas of authentic pollsters, who have earned the right to post polls because they LIVE in places you can't even IMAGINE surviving in! You FUCKING FRAUD!

"Poll" starts with the letter "p", just like "Philly", and "Richief" starts with an "r", so what makes you think you have the right to stick your Euro-fraud ass where it don't belong? Polls were INVENTED in Philly, just after the Poles settled in Philly, so you have NO FUCKING RIGHT to post a poll or poll a Pole!

You would have known that if you bothered to LEARN SOME FUCKING HISTORY like I did at the Junior College's remedial program... which, I remind you, I rode to by bus for seven years, riding through a neighborhood so rough you wouldn't survive for five minutes. I GUARANTEE it's a whole lot tougher than those pissy little "wars" you fought in!

Next time you want to post something, remember your place, little man. You FAKE-ASS mansion-living, silver-spoon-sucking FRAUD!

Here...have a cupcake and carry on!!!

[richief]

Well I am sorry Mrs Baller, by the way have you thrown 16 out of the cellar and under a bus because he has been unusually quiet recently and we here do miss his opinion, especially on topics where he is a world leading expert, which seems to be very much everything, apart from basketball, which we are told he can only play on his XBox.

PS
Is it true that your husband dropped him on his head so often that he now has a flat top and doubles up as a coffee table in emergencies?

[aesopstails]

Originally Posted by richief

Well I am sorry Mrs Baller, by the way have you thrown 16 out of the cellar and under a bus because he has been unusually quiet recently and we here do miss his opinion, especially on topics where he is a world leading expert, which seems to be very much everything, apart from basketball, which we are told he can only play on his XBox.

PS
Is it true that your husband dropped him on his head so often that he now has a flat top and doubles up as a coffee table in emergencies?

CALL ME "MRS. BALLER" AGAIN, AND YOU'LL BE SIPPING YOUR DINNER THROUGH A STRAW FOR THE NEXT SIX MONTHS!

As for the whereabouts of BallerIQ16, I can only hope the answer is "far, far away".

As for my husband, I married an absolute genius who would never TOUCH such an unsavory object, and we both have far better taste in furniture, thank you very much!