New rule

[smcaaphd]

It has come to the attention of the moderators of this forum, that members are starting to enjoy themselves.

To this end, we have decided to subject members to untold misery for a term of not longer than seven days in any four week period. These will be segregated thus:

• stumbler and stargazer will frequent only the games forum (stargazer shall dedicate his time to the more popular flirting threads, where he will be expected to 'hit that above him', and spend time down at 'the lake')
• Kimiko will post only in the unsexuality forum
• ejls, wantsomefun, Horsewithnoname, ELP, etc, shall be locked out of the story forum, though they may post anywhere else on the boards during this time
• AZRIEL will spend his time typing out long, meaningful posts concentrating mostly on global politics and healthcare
• Lioness will have to eat a vegetarian diet during this time, no dragging fresh blood into her lair
• Pandurious999 will make no spelling or grammatical errors
• Umpire2 will not be allowed to a) listen to music or b) post erotic, and/or sexy pics, although he may post humorous ones if the need arises
• Clarise will refrain from being so wordy
• Incubus will make an appearance during this time, although he is excused the full 7 days, and may only visit part thereof
• baller16 will do a big reveal once per month during this time period. He may use this to admit that there is a reason the UK is oft referred to as GREAT Britain, that he is actually entering the priesthood, or that he is related to an English landowner, whose ancestors were once the scourge of Ireland, driving hundreds into the sea to escape their tyranny
• Jamie90 will be harsh and judgemental
• Richief will eat sprouts
• Michael Saint will start cyber-flirting publicly on the boards with a member of his choice
• smc will answer unintelligible messages from all male members who want me to 'suk ther cok' - in a friendly manner without once reverting to the line "Oh, I'll fuck you alright...with a fucking ram horn shoved up your ass, you fucking d'ohboi" *oh happy, happy, joy, joy*

Oh, and one last thing, fellow forumites...

NO MORE MONKEYS BOUNCING ON THE BED

[AZRIEL]

[x__orion]

fuk u

[ejls]

[Cheltenham]

[Lioness]

Whut??? NO MANMEAT??? Ohhhhhhh, you NEVER let me have any fun anymore!!! *gets a carrot, a knobby cucumber and a zucchini and goes into her den slamming the door behind her..*

[ace's n 8's]

Originally Posted by Lioness

Whut??? NO MANMEAT??? Ohhhhhhh, you NEVER let me have any fun anymore!!! *gets a carrot, a knobby cucumber and a zucchini and goes into her den slamming the door behind her..*

*KNOCK KNOCK*

[Lioness]

*is startled when she hears a knock on her door and almost breaks the carrot off inside...* Whoooo IS it???

[JoeDirty]

My user name isn't mentioned by Smc in her OP!!!

I don't know whether that's a good thing...or a bad thing.

[N.E. Woman]

Can there be an addendum to the new rule that states each member/ personality mentioned has to write a brief report describing their new status?


Best wishes,
NEW

[Lioness]

Originally Posted by N.E. Woman

Can there be an addendum to the new rule that states each member/ personality mentioned has to write a brief report describing their new status?


Best wishes,
NEW

A cherry tomato SPURTING in one's mouth is just NOT the same as a big, hard, thick warm cock. The End

[ace's n 8's]

Originally Posted by Lioness

A cherry tomato SPURTING in one's mouth is just NOT the same as a big, hard, thick warm cock. The End

*turns around,,walks away,, hanging head real low*

[Lioness]

Originally Posted by ace's n 8's

*turns around,,walks away,, hanging head real low*

...but, but....SMC said vegetarian...

[sullygom]

You bitch smaco, after all the mentions you get from me, not forgetting your guest appearances in http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=96319....

I have sent your frilly knickers pic to the bin !!! (I have my doubts whether it was you anyway !!!)

[minerva_x]

Originally Posted by smcaaphd

NO MORE MONKEYS BOUNCING ON THE BED

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But...but...but whyyy????

[umpire2]

BANG!






Sound of me shooting myself from lack of music and pic posting

[Pandorius999]

I foth dind la bread inexplicitable.

[richief]

Originally Posted by N.E. Woman

Can there be an addendum to the new rule that states each member/ personality mentioned has to write a brief report describing their new status?


Best wishes,
NEW

Sprouts are fucking evil, they are the devils food used for torture and unusual punishment, Hitler ate sprouts everyday as did Pol Pot, Ghengis Khan was known to feed them to toddlers till they exploded and then fed the remains to his dogs.
I will be seeking a Papal Bull to excuse me eating this little green bastard..... Ooops I can't I am a atheist and the Nazi Pope eats the fuckers seven days a week.

Right I will place Wales under a CW embargo.

[N.E. Woman]

Originally Posted by Pandorius999

I foth dind la bread inexplicitable.

Tsk..tsk...tsk

Pandy,
Consider this your first warning that you are not conforming to the NEW RULE.

Don't make me find someone who would be willing to deliver your punishment.

Enjoying my freedom,
Kisses,
NEW

[Cheltenham]

Originally Posted by umpire2

BANG!






Sound of me shooting myself from lack of music and pic posting

I'd assume the wound wasn't fatal or you wouldn't have the ability to post the above

[tommyturtle]

I don't think that Jamie is capable of being harsh and judgemental.

[AZRIEL]

Originally Posted by smcaaphd

Pandurious999 will make no spelling or grammatical errors

Originally Posted by Pandorius999

I foth dind la bread inexplicitable.

Originally Posted by N.E. Woman

Don't make me find someone who would be willing to deliver your punishment.

pokie man.jpg

[cijababe]

Humph

[freethinker]

Originally Posted by Lioness

A cherry tomato SPURTING in one's mouth is just NOT the same as a big, hard, thick warm cock. The End

But but but...if you really work at it, it can look like a cherry tomato, sorta...all red and, um, spurty...

[sockaraus]

Awesome.
They have a thread all of their own. Now if only they would stay here.

[shootersa]

...........no.......monkeys..........jumping.........on...........bed..................

THE HELL IS THIS FRAPPERY??!!

May your frilly underthings turn scratchy and stiff, fading to a curious shade of gray

[Pandorius999]

Oww. *rubs back and walks off*

[N.E. Woman]

Originally Posted by Pandorius999

Oww. *rubs back and walks off*

We have some extra band-aids.... Do you want Sesame Street characters or Toy Story the movie?

[Lioness]

Originally Posted by freethinker

But but but...if you really work at it, it can look like a cherry tomato, sorta...all red and, um, spurty...

But...I never bite the cock that feeds me....unless told to....

[Cheltenham]

Originally Posted by Lioness

But...I never bite the cock that feeds me....unless told to....

'Give a bite, get a bite'. Isn't that the motto?

[Lioness]

Originally Posted by Cheltenham

'Give a bite, get a bite'. Isn't that the motto?

I like that motto, except I don't want my tender bits bit. I'll take it on my neck and shoulders...

[Cheltenham]

Originally Posted by Lioness

I like that motto, except I don't want my tender bits bit. I'll take it on my neck and shoulders...

I'm gentle when it comes to 'diving'. I've spent a good hour or two having my fill, though I don't seek reciprocation. I like knowing that I pleased my partner. It gives me a sense of satisfaction

[smcaaphd]

Originally Posted by x__orion

fuk u

See there, you've already got the lingo down pat

Originally Posted by Lioness

Whut??? NO MANMEAT??? Ohhhhhhh, you NEVER let me have any fun anymore!!! *gets a carrot, a knobby cucumber and a zucchini and goes into her den slamming the door behind her..*

I can read your new book now, 'Fun with vegetables' - it'll be a best seller

Originally Posted by JoeDirty

My user name isn't mentioned by Smc in her OP!!!

I don't know whether that's a good thing...or a bad thing.

Joey, I don't need to mention ewe, you're always on my mind

Originally Posted by N.E. Woman

Can there be an addendum to the new rule that states each member/ personality mentioned has to write a brief report describing their new status?


Best wishes,
NEW

Good idea - reports must be submitted in triplicate three days before the start of the 'alter-period'

Originally Posted by sullygom

You bitch smaco, after all the mentions you get from me, not forgetting your guest appearances in http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=96319....

I have sent your frilly knickers pic to the bin !!! (I have my doubts whether it was you anyway !!!)

Sully, if you really want to be included, then you shall not be allowed to flirt with the female members for the period stated.

Do you still want a mention, you sweet, sweet, man?

Originally Posted by minerva_x

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But...but...but whyyy????

Monkeys don't just bounce on the bed, though - the up and down movement makes them horny, and before you know it, your bed's covered in monkey gloop

Originally Posted by umpire2

BANG!
Sound of me shooting myself from lack of music and pic posting

Now, now - it could be worse, I could have subjected ewe to five timeouts a day instead!! See how nice I am

Originally Posted by Pandorius999

I foth dind la bread inexplicitable.

Aww, Pandy - that would be extremely funny if it wasn't up to your usual 'par for posting'

Originally Posted by richief

Sprouts are fucking evil, they are the devils food used for torture and unusual punishment, Hitler ate sprouts everyday as did Pol Pot, Ghengis Khan was known to feed them to toddlers till they exploded and then fed the remains to his dogs.
I will be seeking a Papal Bull to excuse me eating this little green bastard..... Ooops I can't I am a atheist and the Nazi Pope eats the fuckers seven days a week.

Right I will place Wales under a CW embargo.

I have a stack of marshmallows to be used as firing fodder if Wales suffers an embargo of CW *FLUMP*

Originally Posted by tommyturtle

I don't think that Jamie is capable of being harsh and judgemental.

I shall poke her with a stick until she starts snarling

Originally Posted by sockaraus

Awesome.
They have a thread all of their own. Now if only they would stay here.

I'm glad the thread attracted ewer attention - many think you have no sense *of humour*, but I believe in you, Toto

Originally Posted by shootersa

...........no.......monkeys..........jumping.........on...........bed..................

THE HELL IS THIS FRAPPERY??!!

May your frilly underthings turn scratchy and stiff, fading to a curious shade of gray

Careful there...or we'll take down the tentacle porn you alienz favour so much

Originally Posted by Cheltenham

I'm gentle when it comes to 'diving'. I've spent a good hour or two having my fill, though I don't seek reciprocation. I like knowing that I pleased my partner. It gives me a sense of satisfaction

Perhaps you should represent XNXX in the diving event in the Olympics? What a fantastic idea - and we'd all get tickets...there'd be loads of us, so we'd have to hire a special area for spectators - the XNXX Box should oughta do it

[N.E. Woman]

When does the "alter-period" begin, because I haven't seen everyone's reports on my desk yet!

[Lioness]

Originally Posted by N.E. Woman

When does the "alter-period" begin, because I haven't seen everyone's reports on my desk yet!

I left you one, but I guess you didn't see it....

[cijababe]

I am extremely insulted that there is no mention of myself

#flounces out of thread#

[tommyturtle]

Originally Posted by cijababe

I am extremely insulted that there is no mention of myself

#flounces out of thread#

Perhaps more dungeon activity is needed first. You've been too kind lately, Mistress.

[cijababe]

Even Mistress needs a holiday Tommy - I left my crop at home

[tommyturtle]

Then improvise. Borrow that clothes line from the neighbor. I'm sure they'll understand.

[smcaaphd]

Originally Posted by cijababe

I am extremely insulted that there is no mention of myself

#flounces out of thread#

Tsk!! I thought long and hard about what to do with ewe and the only thing I could think of was... .... ... being a submissive!!

I'm too afraid that you might use that bullwhip on my soft, peachy flesh for the insult

Oh, and Tommy, you'd be a tortoise, not a turtle ya landlubber!!

[cijababe]

Originally Posted by smcaaphd

Tsk!! I thought long and hard about what to do with ewe and the only thing I could think of was... .... ... being a submissive!!

I'm too afraid that you might use that bullwhip on my soft, peachy flesh for the insult

Oh, and Tommy, you'd be a tortoise, not a turtle ya landlubber!!

I started out submissive (virtually speaking) so that holds no terror for me :P

Being forced to read the personals and moderate them would be torture enough TYVM

[tommyturtle]

Originally Posted by smcaaphd

Oh, and Tommy, you'd be a tortoise, not a turtle ya landlubber!!

I already get accused with going too slow with a new woman. Thanks for making it harder.

[Cheltenham]

Originally Posted by smcaaphd

Perhaps you should represent XNXX in the diving event in the Olympics? What a fantastic idea - and we'd all get tickets...there'd be loads of us, so we'd have to hire a special area for spectators - the XNXX Box should oughta do it

Are there enough members to fill xnxx's box?

[Sybil 16]

I think an appropriate punishment for Richief would be to use LOL in every post for a week.

[N.E. Woman]

Originally Posted by Lioness

I left you one, but I guess you didn't see it....

I got your report.

Actually you were so prompt, maybe I'll talk to the higher-ups about getting you a little meaty snack. See, we're not completely heartless.

If I can't get you the snack, I could definitely get some artwork of meat for your den. Any requests?

NEW


BTW - do den's even have doors that you can slam?

[Lioness]

Originally Posted by N.E. Woman

I got your report.

Actually you were so prompt, maybe I'll talk to the higher-ups about getting you a little meaty snack. See, we're not completely heartless.

If I can't get you the snack, I could definitely get some artwork of meat for your den. Any requests?

NEW


BTW - do den's even have doors that you can slam?

Artwork...ohhhh there's PLENTY of delicious manmeat pix around this place!! *drools*

My den has a door so I can hang up a DO NOT DISTURB sign on it!!

[AZRIEL]

fuggit.png

[michael saint]

Originally Posted by smcaaphd

It has come to the attention of the moderators of this forum, that members are starting to enjoy themselves.

• Michael Saint will start cyber-flirting publicly on the boards with a member of his choice

Oh, and one last thing, fellow forumites...

NO MORE MONKEYS BOUNCING ON THE BED

Originally Posted by JoeDirty

My user name isn't mentioned by Smc in her OP!!!

I don't know whether that's a good thing...or a bad thing.

I think that it's a good and bad thing.......

The thing is Joe, I have seen you post for quite a while now and I suppose that you could say that I have admired you from afar. I know that I have been rude to you on a number of occasions but I now realise that it was because I was unable to accept my true feelings towards you, I have never felt this way about another man and it's all new and strange for me.

I know that you have an interest in men with breasts but if I was behind you forcing my dick into your tight arse I'm sure that you would be able to imagine that I was a Thai ladyboy.
I could learn some of their language and talk in a squeaky voice for you. I love you long time bigboy.

I was going to post this in a PM but I was concerned that you wouldn't take me seriously.

Love michael.

[N.E. Woman]

Very impressive....

I would never have guessed you'd pick Joe, but I have to say your post strangely turned me on. Unfortunately I may need therapy to get the visuals out of my head.

Sincerely,
NEW

[smcaaphd]

Gaw blimey!! I didn't see that coming, oh Saintly Wun