New rule

[tommyturtle]

Originally Posted by michael saint

I think that it's a good and bad thing.......

The thing is Joe, I have seen you post for quite a while now and I suppose that you could say that I have admired you from afar. I know that I have been rude to you on a number of occasions but I now realise that it was because I was unable to accept my true feelings towards you, I have never felt this way about another man and it's all new and strange for me.

I know that you have an interest in men with breasts but if I was behind you forcing my dick into your tight arse I'm sure that you would be able to imagine that I was a Thai ladyboy.
I could learn some of their language and talk in a squeaky voice for you. I love you long time bigboy.

I was going to post this in a PM but I was concerned that you wouldn't take me seriously.

Love michael.

I think I'm going to throw up.

[clarise]

Originally Posted by smcaaphd

...

• Clarise will refrain from being so wordy

...

Sheesh.

So... Joliet/Intern gets to continue enjoying himself? With his left hand, or right hand, or he gets to give his dickey butterfly kisses with his nosehairs, or whatever?

How is that fair?

Sheesh.

[michael saint]

Originally Posted by smcaaphd

Gaw blimey!! I didn't see that coming, oh Saintly Wun

I hadn't started drinking when I posted this, now I am medium pissed so I fucking love the guy, he is my best mate joe, I love him.

Originally Posted by tommyturtle

I think I'm going to throw up.

I suppose a blow job is out of the question then.

[AZRIEL]

[tommyturtle]

Originally Posted by michael saint

I suppose a blow job is out of the question then.

What was your first clue?

[Lioness]

Originally Posted by smcaaphd

Gaw blimey!! I didn't see that coming, oh Saintly Wun

Now see what being SCHNOCKERED can make someone do???!!!

[N.E. Woman]

It has occurred to me that if an idiot PMs SMC with a "suk mi cok" request, instead of on the boards. There is no way to verify that she isn't shoving rams horns into unsuspecting orifices....... Talk about a well thought out punishment. SMC, you are the queen of diabolical. My hats off to you!

Michael Saint gets the second place award for thinking up such an awesome way around the rules AND for putting I love you and Joe Dirty together in the same post.

Laughing all the way,
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[LatinaLisha]

Accept

[Pandorius999]

to TPAM, what do you mean ? sorry, you've been banned. :P

[Jamie90]

Originally Posted by smcaaphd

• Jamie90 will be harsh and judgemental

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[wantsomefun]

Originally Posted by smcaaphd

It has come to the attention of the moderators of this forum, that members are starting to enjoy themselves.

To this end, we have decided to subject members to untold misery for a term of not longer than seven days in any four week period. These will be segregated thus:

• ejls, wantsomefun, Horsewithnoname, ELP, etc, shall be locked out of the story forum, though they may post anywhere else on the boards during this time

Oh, and one last thing, fellow forumites...

NO MORE MONKEYS BOUNCING ON THE BED

All right, I've had just about enough out of ewe! I can post elsewhere but not on the story forum? GD is fine, I guess. I enjoy watching the occasional back alley or schoolyard brawl. But the rest?

What, you're THAT anxious to see me nekkid? I knew a lot of people were, but ewe're betrothed, ain't ya?

Only a very cruel god-mod would banish me to sexuality and personals. Have you SEEN what they do over there?

And the Games forum is both confusing and boring. Another circle of Hades.

Besides, who asked ewe?

[wantsomefun]

Sheesh. No wonder people talk about mods and their abuse of their vast powers! I'm not sure whether ewe're revolting, or whether I should just stage a revolt!

Look, guys! Her av pic is old. This is how she looks now.

[N.E. Woman]

Where did you find that picture?

[wantsomefun]

Originally Posted by N.E. Woman

Where did you find that picture?

Are you nuts? If I told you, smcaaphd would be after you, too!

[MotorCo]

yaaaay new rules

[Draegus]

Far be it for me to point out an obvious statement here, but damn this is funny shit.

[Ed Itor]

Trouble will arise over this. I see noobies reading this thread as gospel while ignoring the "Official " rules. Crying that they did nothing wrong when banned.
Let The Games Begin.

[stumbler]

Wasn't AZRIEL removed as a moderator for making a sticky thread just to attack another member? Wasn't that considered an abuse of Moderator Powers? How come you get away with it?

Anyone know how I contact the Administrators about this? Complaining to the mods will most likely just result in more attempts at pubic humiliation?

[smcaaphd]

Originally Posted by stumbler

Wasn't AZRIEL removed as a moderator for making a sticky thread just to attack another member? Wasn't that considered an abuse of Moderator Powers? How come you get away with it?

Anyone know how I contact the Administrators about this? Complaining to the mods will most likely just result in more attempts at pubic humiliation?

1. This thread isn't an attack on anybody. Any member who perceives this thread to be an attack needs to stop taking themselves (and the forum) so seriously
2. I am not aware why AZRIEL's moderator powers were removed. If you do, then you know more than me
3. To contact the admin, click the link: http://forum.xnxx.com/sendmessage.php if you don't trust the link, go to the bottom of the page and click on the 'contact us' link
4. Members are free to continue bitching and moaning about moderator's misusing powers without fear of banning. That includes you, stumpler

[stumbler]

Originally Posted by smcaaphd

1. This thread isn't an attack on anybody. Any member who perceives this thread to be an attack needs to stop taking themselves (and the forum) so seriously
2. I am not aware why AZRIEL's moderator powers were removed. If you do, then you know more than me
3. To contact the admin, click the link: http://forum.xnxx.com/sendmessage.php if you don't trust the link, go to the bottom of the page and click on the 'contact us' link
4. Members are free to continue bitching and moaning about moderator's misusing powers without fear of banning. That includes you, stumpler

Thanks, I'll use both links, there Mod God.

[N.E. Woman]

Originally Posted by stumbler

Wasn't AZRIEL removed as a moderator for making a sticky thread just to attack another member? Wasn't that considered an abuse of Moderator Powers? How come you get away with it?

Anyone know how I contact the Administrators about this? Complaining to the mods will most likely just result in more attempts at pubic humiliation?

Come on stumbler, I will hold your hand while we go into the games room forum.... I'll even play some game threads with you! .

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[AZRIEL]

Originally Posted by stumbler

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Originally Posted by smcaaphd

[smcaaphd]

Originally Posted by stumbler

Thanks, I'll use both links, there Mod God.

Both links lead to the same reporting page

[Pandorius999]

Stumbler....dude can't you laugh sometimes. All folks mentioned understand smc isn't trying to "attack " them. Personally I find it good in a way that it lists members who're regular contributors to the forum. Anyone feeling left out can add their name.

[stumbler]

Originally Posted by N.E. Woman

Come on stumbler, I will hold your hand while we go into the games room forum.... I'll even play some game threads with you! .

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No thanks. I'll stay right there and fight about this kind of personal attack bullshit where just because smcaaphd has the power she gets to weld it anyway she wants.

[smcaaphd]

Originally Posted by stumbler

No thanks. I'll stay right there and fight about this kind of personal attack bullshit where just because smcaaphd has the power she gets to weld it anyway she wants.

Why do you see it as an attack? I'm genuinely interested. As far as I can tell, everyone else has taken it in the spirit it was intended...you're certainly the only one to complain.

[stumbler]

Originally Posted by Pandorius999

Stumbler....dude can't you laugh sometimes. All folks mentioned understand smc isn't trying to "attack " them. Personally I find it good in a way that it lists members who're regular contributors to the forum. Anyone feeling left out can add their name.

And why does it have to be a Sticky thread? Because smcaaphd is so gifted and funny her threads should be written in stone.

Let me tell you before smcaaphd was a mod she enlisted my help as well as the help of several others over what she felt were moderator abuses and we even took it off site to finally have the mod removed.

But as soon as she gets the power well everything's different then and she and gets to play mod god.

Nope I'm calling a bullshit on that one.

[stumbler]

Originally Posted by smcaaphd

Why do you see it as an attack? I'm genuinely interested. As far as I can tell, everyone else has taken it in the spirit it was intended...you're certainly the only one to complain.

Because you are making fun of me and several other members and pretending to be god like. And then of course you're so important your threads get to be Stickies.

Nope, I just don't think even if you a moderator you get to do anything you want to the members on this board.

And like I said I got a PM explaining that AZRIEL has been removed as a moderator for putting up an attack thread as a Sticky. This sure seems to be exactly the same thing to me. You get to permanently make fun of the members you don't like.

[smcaaphd]

Originally Posted by stumbler

Because you are making fun of me and several other members and pretending to be god like. And then of course you're so important your threads get to be Stickies.

Nope, I just don't think even if you a moderator you get to do anything you want to the members on this board.

And like I said I got a PM explaining that AZRIEL has been removed as a moderator for putting up an attack thread as a Sticky. This sure seems to be exactly the same thing to me. You get to permanently make fun of the members you don't like.

I make fun of everyone. You're really starting to sound like a bratty kid who can't get his own way. Honestly, the more you post, you more childish you appear.

[Pandorius999]

Originally Posted by stumbler

And why does it have to be a Sticky thread? Because smcaaphd is so gifted and funny her threads should be written in stone.

Let me tell you before smcaaphd was a mod she enlisted my help as well as the help of several others over what she felt were moderator abuses and we even took it off site to finally have the mod removed.

But as soon as she gets the power well everything's different then and she and gets to play mod god.

Nope I'm calling a bullshit on that one.

So what if it's a sticky ? Just gets us all to laugh doesn't it? I think smc has great powers of observation, she's pointed out the stupidest of our behavior so we can all laugh about it. Better than have personal attacks on my spelling any day.

I don't know of what time you're talking about. In my 7 months here I haven't seen anything here done by smc that amounts to abuse. And you may know I've had a problem with a lot of things on the site, just that smc isn't one of them.

Reminds me of an observation I made
http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=297102
Though point 10 wasn't directed at you.

[AZRIEL]

Originally Posted by stumbler

Because smcaaphd is so gifted and funny her threads should be written in stone.

Originally Posted by smcaaphd

[stumbler]

Originally Posted by smcaaphd

I make fun of everyone. You're really starting to sound like a bratty kid who can't get his own way. Honestly, the more you post, you more childish you appear.

Sure sure you do I believe you but then you're the only so great, important, and talented you get to put yours in a sticky because you are just that special I guess.

[stumbler]

Originally Posted by Pandorius999

So what if it's a sticky ? Just gets us all to laugh doesn't it? I think smc has great powers of observation, she's pointed out the stupidest of our behavior so we can all laugh about it. Better than have personal attacks on my spelling any day.

I don't know of what time you're talking about. In my 7 months here I haven't seen anything here done by smc that amounts to abuse. And you may know I've had a problem with a lot of things on the site, just that smc isn't one of them.

Reminds me of an observation I made
http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=297102
Though point 10 wasn't directed at you.

Here's an observation you didn't make. I sure as fuck ain't laughing.

This is nothing more than another example of the favoritism, and discrimination I've pointed out before.

This forum isn't for the members anymore. We are all apparently here for the amusement of the moderators.

[smcaaphd]

Originally Posted by stumbler

Sure sure you do I believe you but then you're the only so great, important, and talented you get to put yours in a sticky because you are just that special I guess.

*sigh*

I give up. Every time you complain about any of the mods abusing our 'powers', I always tell you to report it.

You always seem to get antsy like this when there's not much movement on the political threads.

Thank you for recognising how special I am

[Pandorius999]

*looks around hopefully * peace?

[Old Tool]

Originally Posted by stumbler

No thanks. I'll stay right there and fight about this kind of personal attack bullshit where just because smcaaphd has the power she gets to weld it anyway she wants.

[Cheltenham]

Originally Posted by Ed Itor

Trouble will arise over this. I see noobies reading this thread as gospel while ignoring the "Official " rules.

They pretty much disregard the official 'your account and posts cannot be deleted' sticky. I think it will be the same with this one.

[stumbler]

Originally Posted by Cheltenham

They pretty much disregard the official 'your account and posts cannot be deleted' sticky. I think it will be the same with this one.

Oh no this one will attest that the one only Moderator so extraordinaire she doesn't have to make fun of other members and belittle them on just any old board. No she's so great and powerful she can put her's right at the top of the list permanently.

Otherwise, God forbid, her humor alone might be enough to keep it on the front page.

[stumbler]

You chickenshit gutless fraud. How many times to I have to tell you if you've got something to say there big man say it right here on the threads where I can respond and everyone else can see what a gutless punk you really are instead of sending me tough guy PMs because you know I can't post them and you're too cowardly to fight in the open.

[N.E. Woman]

Stumbler - please calm down. I really don't think any true malice was put into the making of this thread. If you read all the posts before you joined, no one took their "new status" as an attack. Well except Richie and his eating sprouts.

If you are offended by my reply I apologize. Not being one of the few chosen, I took it upon myself to turn the screws a little more.

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[stumbler]

Finally AZRIEL steps up and I'm betting a lot of you didn't know he could be this wordy did you? I bet you thought it was all just funny pictures.

Permission Granted If you really want me to embarrass you more than I already do, please feel free to post any and all PM's between you and I.

Take notice;
I have included the mods in on this particular PM as not to cause you any more problems than you cause yourself.

I must ask, why does it chap your hide (cowboy talk so's you'd understand) so much that I converse with you here instead of bringing to the boards.
Seems to me the adult thing to do.
Then again, look who I'm trying to reason with.

Stumbler I used to respect you.
Used to, being the key phrase.

I'll reiterate just in case you're still too ignorant to comprehend...
Feel free to post any and all PM's I send your way.

If I read another post about my disregard to bring our feud out in the open, I'll know, (not to mention the mods) that you're too chicken shit to have read this.

http://forum.xnxx.com/private.php?do...m&pmid=9317988

Oh wait I know I want to add one more and see what I've still got stored.

Not only are you a whiny bitch, you're an
inarticulate
whiny bitch.
Learn punctuation before you continue your crusade for fuck's sake.

Don't you just love it. AZRIEL the man (allegedly) of pretty prictures is a closet Grammer Nazi on a porn forum.

But I'm glad we're out in the open now because instead of me being behind all the scenes where you can pull all the strings were out here in the street so to speak AZRIEL were I can say you've done nothing but fuck innocent people over on this forum including your cheer-leading squad of moderators. And for what??

I mean really?? What the fuck does conning people and attacking people, and trying to persecute people on this measly porn forum do for you there big guy?

And now you know what. I'm real glad we got another sticky there pardner.

[stumbler]

Originally Posted by N.E. Woman

Stumbler - please calm down. I really don't think any true malice was put into the making of this thread. If you read all the posts before you joined, no one took their "new status" as an attack. Well except Richie and his eating sprouts.

If you are offended by my reply I apologize. Not being one of the few chosen, I took it upon myself to turn the screws a little more.

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Not you. I'm not saying that. But lots of someones are looking for a fight and now they got one let's see how they do with it.

[Old Tool]

Originally Posted by stumbler

Not you. I'm not saying that. But lots of someones are looking for a fight and now they got one let's see how they do with it.

Delusions of grandeur, table for one!

[stumbler]

Let's try a couple classics from the past OK?

Misremember much? Airing your lies is as pathetic as TCL and bawler put together.

If you'd like, or I should say, with your permission I'd gladly post the PM's where you blatantly accuse me.

I'll understand if you'd rather not have your chickenshit unproven accusations posted pointing out what a fucking fraudulent sack of shit wannabe mercenary you are, I wouldn't either.
Then again, I don't take up your bad habits.

Now if you're man enough, answer me in a PM instead of crying a fucking river of backbiting slander.
http://forum.xnxx.com/private.php?do...m&pmid=6553265

Get right after it AZRIEL you bluffing fuck. But please include the PM where I already gave you permission and you didn't take me up on it.

[AZRIEL]

Originally Posted by stumbler

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[stumbler]

Originally Posted by Old Tool

Delusions of grandeur, table for one!

Jump right in Old Tool if you want to.

Its been awhile since I had a free for all brawl.

[stumbler]

Now I thought this was a fucking classic. This was after AZRIEL had altered Baller16's account and suckered all the other moderators into trying to cover his ass (because he's so sweet in PMs don't you know) and cost them any credibility they could have had as real moderators in the process.

Re: Changing member's personal information and avatar

If you could give a shit, then why are you still crying about it?

Yes Jack, I know what you were referring to.

Because I am a mod, I know everything?
Fuck me!
Hang on, I'll be right back, gots to go gets me a lotto ticket!

Get serious, I am as much in the dark as you.
How's about you telling me how you're so damn sure it wasn't bawler?
What concrete proof do you possess that would enlighten me of his innocence?
Back up your shit before you start flinging it, because from what I see your lips are flapping but you're not saying a fucking thing but repetitive accusations.

From what I know of your new boyfriend, he does nothing but create havoc each time his mama allows him to play on the computer.
YOU tell ME what fucking proof you have that he didn't change his av and start that thread out of spite?
Go on. Spit it out. Back up your incessant finger pointing.

Give me a fucking break cowboy, your stance as forum mercenary is laughable.
You have no clue.
nophest has been asked several times about the forum's security issues and he has not replied in over 2 months.

Have you bothered to ask all mods what happened to these threads you so dearly miss?
No.
I have never received a single PM from you until now.
Therefore I have never been given the chance to answer.
So quit bemoaning the fact that your love for chunk is undying.
I don't give a rats ass.

I've never changed my style of posting because of my mod status, nor will I.
Show me one case in point and I'll admit I was wrong.

If I wanted personal revenge on anybody, you've been here long enough to know that TCL would have been the first on my list.
Why is he still here?
Why haven't I fucked him over?
I call your bullshit chickenshit and redundant.

Heed your own words about lesser deities and perhaps you'll begin to see the way out of your self imposed prison of doubt.

Ignorance is bliss.
Stay happy.

http://forum.xnxx.com/private.php?do...m&pmid=6545151

[Old Tool]

Originally Posted by stumbler

Jump right in Old Tool if you want to.

Its been awhile since I had a free for all brawl.

Picking on you is like going into the future and picking on an older version of baller . . . it's only fun for a few moments. Sorry.

[AZRIEL]

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Originally Posted by stumbler

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Originally Posted by stumbler

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[stumbler]

Originally Posted by Old Tool

Picking on you is like going into the future and picking on an older version of baller . . . it's only fun for a few moments. Sorry.

I say you're not only bluffing you actually resorted to a Baller16 response Old Tool. Project much?? But you already know how I am so if you want in it start swinging not just pussy footing.