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07-05-2012, 06:15 PM
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Porno Junky
Join Date: Jun 2012
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I will be performing at the XNXX lounge tonight.
I expect there will be standing room only, so show up early.
Wait a minute, my show is supposed to start in ten minutes and the place is practically empty. What the fuck? Anyway, the show must go on, so I will sing a little of my signature song "Volare" for the suckers that paid the $10 cover charge. [Tony begins singing] Volare, oh oh Cantare, oh oh oh oh Let's fly way up to the clouds Away from the maddening crowds We can sing in the glow of a star that I know of Where lovers enjoy peace of mind Let us leave the confusion and all disillusion behind Just like bird of a feather, a rainbow together we'll find [Tony stops singing and addresses audience] I can tell by your alcohol consumption that you really like my singing. Raise your hand if you want to hear more. [Nobody raises their hand] What the fuck? Are your arms broke or what? Fuck you! |
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07-05-2012, 06:30 PM
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BROTHER GRIM
Join Date: May 2008
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07-05-2012, 11:11 PM
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Having an Out of Shell Experience
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Corn Country
Age: 55
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07-05-2012, 11:30 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Aug 2008
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07-05-2012, 11:32 PM
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Banned!
Join Date: Jun 2012
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You do live an interesting life, Intern.
 Does getting raped make you sing louder? |
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07-06-2012, 04:38 AM
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Amateur
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: maybe ill tell you....
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What's an xnxx lounge?
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07-06-2012, 10:35 AM
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: l.a.
Posts: 934
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Im NOT with the band
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07-06-2012, 07:00 PM
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Porno Junky
Join Date: Jun 2012
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Oh yes, Philadelphia. I spent a year there one weekend last summer.
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07-06-2012, 07:51 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: May 2010
Location: next door to reality
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Don't give up the day job. met me back stag?
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