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Porn Surfer
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Connecticut
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This thread is to tell everyone what you have done so far this summer and what you are going to do. So far I have done nothing but let's hear what all the XNXX'ers have done.
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I got my A+ certificate so my poor broken student ass can repair computers on the side to pay for these damn expensive text books that get new revisions every damn semester with no content change.
Oh and got laid just yesterday
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Sex Lover
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: Manchester, UK
Age: 31
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Nothing really - same old stuff and we can't afford to take holidays (vactions to you american people). Got laid in June though met up with an old flame - sex was great first time round, this time though it was very dissappointing and I found him incredibly annoying to be around this time.
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quick question for you since you're from the other side of the pond. What does bullocks mean? And is Sod off same as fuck off?
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Ascetic Kitten
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: With a boulder on my shoulder, feelin' kinda older
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Porn Surfer
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Connecticut
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Sometimes it seems like a new languageover there. Never been myself. At least everyone is getting laid. That's good to hear. Any crazy stories or parties?
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Having an Out of Shell Experience
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Corn Country
Age: 55
Posts: 4,112
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I have been trying to avoid the heat. Suddenly 86F feels cool.
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So far I've watched the rain, got laid, watched the rain some more, got laid again and... Erm... Watched the rain a bit more.
I'm guessing the rest of the summer will be more of the same
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Having an Out of Shell Experience
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Corn Country
Age: 55
Posts: 4,112
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What is this "got laid" thing? Please describe it slowly.
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A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 37,035
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The.........hen.........sits........on........her.......nest.....then.....
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If anyone was to jerk the tail of a lioness, they shouldn't be surprised if they get just a little more than a friendly nip. - freespiritx A lioness and her human: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_3H0RbTDgo I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know...just to be sure. |
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Having an Out of Shell Experience
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Corn Country
Age: 55
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Thank you, Lioness. I can always count on you.
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A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 37,035
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You're welcome.
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If anyone was to jerk the tail of a lioness, they shouldn't be surprised if they get just a little more than a friendly nip. - freespiritx A lioness and her human: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_3H0RbTDgo I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know...just to be sure. |
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Porn Surfer
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Connecticut
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Lol that was a hilarious description of getting laid. Never saw it put that way before lol
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A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion
Join Date: Jan 2007
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If anyone was to jerk the tail of a lioness, they shouldn't be surprised if they get just a little more than a friendly nip. - freespiritx A lioness and her human: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_3H0RbTDgo I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know...just to be sure. |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: mich,
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taking photos of barns and light houses, in MICH......
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Earth
Posts: 4,987
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I have grown some really good tomatoes and peppers.
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Ascetic Kitten
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: With a boulder on my shoulder, feelin' kinda older
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hen sits in her nest and pushes each egg out of her ![]() slowly until they've all been laid.
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The Curly Wurly Man
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Running through the mind of a Dark Haired Beauty.
Age: 52
Posts: 26,469
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I take the first on as a typo and was meant to be
Bollocks - original meaning rubbish, but has morphed into meaning testis of the male. Sod off - a means of telling someone to leave you alone without rising to the ultimate word of Fuck, ergo it can be used in a gentler social setting such as work or you daughters wedding.
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A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion
Join Date: Jan 2007
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If anyone was to jerk the tail of a lioness, they shouldn't be surprised if they get just a little more than a friendly nip. - freespiritx A lioness and her human: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_3H0RbTDgo I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know...just to be sure. |
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Amateur
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: My bed, wanna join me?
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Graduated, went to the ceremony
Had my grad party Did not go to prom, went to post prom though Aided in pissing off my aunt Applied for college and jobs Packed a bit, as I'm moving Contemplated getting my brother a giant box of condoms as his "Welcome back from the Sandbox" gift. Decided not to, as I don't want to be a punching bag Annnd: Grew a pair and became a bit more active on the forums. =D |
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Ascetic Kitten
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: With a boulder on my shoulder, feelin' kinda older
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Having an Out of Shell Experience
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Corn Country
Age: 55
Posts: 4,112
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I've been thinking about this almost all night. Since curiousscouser said that she got laid and Lioness offered the above description of the meaning, does that make curiousscouser a chicken?
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Sweet now I know what to say on the occasion on which I pay visit to a pub in England.
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i worked...in a sexshop !
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that could be fun, you can do sword fights with big purple dildos.
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The Spurtinator
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: On the border of somewhere and somewhere else
Posts: 6,009
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I've suffered from hydronephrosis, as I did throughout winter and spring. Fucking NHS takes forever! On the plus side, I've got to see the cricket
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More Spicy than Sweet
Join Date: May 2012
Location: New England
Age: 43
Posts: 2,623
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Trying to stay cool, outside has been 80-90+ degrees.
![]() Hanging out by the pool while the kids are in summer school or camp. Going to a conference in Miami in July. Talk about hot and sticky.... Ugh! Goin on vacation with the family and the nanny in August!
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The Curly Wurly Man
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Running through the mind of a Dark Haired Beauty.
Age: 52
Posts: 26,469
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What have I done this summer. Got rained on. Had an "episode" with my heart during a scan, suddenly surrounded by doctors and techs, plugged into more machines and now have to do a treadmill stress test plus another MRI and be prepared for transplant surgery to be put on the table for the MDT to discuss. Got rained on. Shopped for food. Got rained on. Watched a lot of baseball, ASG was disappointing. Rained on again.
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Virtual Mistress
Join Date: Jun 2009
Age: 53
Posts: 28,467
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Went on holiday
watched the rain out of the window Came home Watched the rain out of the window Celebrated my birthday Watched the rain out of the window Had sex Watched the rain out of the window See a pattern here? What is this 'summer' everyone keeps talking about? |
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Amateur
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: New York
Posts: 80
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I have started travelling Europe and I am loving every minute. In Florence at the moment
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Having an Out of Shell Experience
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Corn Country
Age: 55
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The Curly Wurly Man
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Running through the mind of a Dark Haired Beauty.
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More Spicy than Sweet
Join Date: May 2012
Location: New England
Age: 43
Posts: 2,623
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Rich and Cija,
Does it usually rain this much in June/July? Our rainy season is more April /May. You are invited to sit on my deck in the sun, with the cold drink of your choice. ___________ Rich, are you going to be OK for the near future? Or do you need a transplant ASAP? I'm sending all my good thoughts in your direction! NEW ![]() I am adding any Brit who is rained out.... As long as you talk with that awesome accent!
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Virtual Mistress
Join Date: Jun 2009
Age: 53
Posts: 28,467
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Nope it does not. The place I just spent my holidays in had 5 times the usual July rainfall already
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Porn Star
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Rocky Mountain High, Colorado
Age: 24
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Unlike many, I did not get laid. Visited pi_princess for a week which was indeed fun, went to a casino for the first time and won $50 more than I spent so that's something. Oh, also spent a few days under pre-evac orders due to the Waldo Canyon fire here in Colorado.
Other than that it's just been another summer of not much though I do plan to get a new/used car soon.
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The Curly Wurly Man
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Running through the mind of a Dark Haired Beauty.
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The heart will hold out for a while, it is manageable at the moment, I just need to realise that I cannot do the things I once could, and now it seems I have to wait to get on a transplant list and then wait for some poor fucker to die which I really don't wish to happen.
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Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: lost
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More Spicy than Sweet
Join Date: May 2012
Location: New England
Age: 43
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(seminars all day, break- out sessions in between or meals discussing things said at the first two) OR Miami is hot right now. Do you think I will be having more fun at?
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Resident Alien
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Between the Near and Far East
Age: 21
Posts: 4,272
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My summer went awesome. Colleexams ended in April. Entrance exams in May. Admissions in June and classes in July. Plus to keep options open I'm applying for two more universities Ans their classes start in September. And whatever free time I found was spent writing erotica or on xnxx.
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Amateur
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Apex
Posts: 98
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Nothing, zilch and nada. Yes my life is in fact that boring (and it probably will never really change).
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Ascetic Kitten
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: With a boulder on my shoulder, feelin' kinda older
Posts: 4,586
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Checked off an item on my list
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BROTHER GRIM
Join Date: May 2008
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Mischievous Magpie
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Flying around
Age: 59
Posts: 5,777
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A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 37,035
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Oh Lordy! Now I'm going to go to bed with THAT thought in my brain!!!
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If anyone was to jerk the tail of a lioness, they shouldn't be surprised if they get just a little more than a friendly nip. - freespiritx A lioness and her human: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_3H0RbTDgo I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know...just to be sure. |
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