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Old 07-10-2012, 11:10 PM   #1
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This thread is to tell everyone what you have done so far this summer and what you are going to do. So far I have done nothing but let's hear what all the XNXX'ers have done.
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I got my A+ certificate so my poor broken student ass can repair computers on the side to pay for these damn expensive text books that get new revisions every damn semester with no content change.

Oh and got laid just yesterday
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Nothing really - same old stuff and we can't afford to take holidays (vactions to you american people). Got laid in June though met up with an old flame - sex was great first time round, this time though it was very dissappointing and I found him incredibly annoying to be around this time.
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quick question for you since you're from the other side of the pond. What does bullocks mean? And is Sod off same as fuck off?
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quick question for you since you're from the other side of the pond. What does bullocks mean? And is Sod off same as fuck off?
Bullocks = balls
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Sometimes it seems like a new languageover there. Never been myself. At least everyone is getting laid. That's good to hear. Any crazy stories or parties?
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I have been trying to avoid the heat. Suddenly 86F feels cool.
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So far I've watched the rain, got laid, watched the rain some more, got laid again and... Erm... Watched the rain a bit more.
I'm guessing the rest of the summer will be more of the same
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So far I've watched the rain, got laid, watched the rain some more, got laid again and... Erm... Watched the rain a bit more.
I'm guessing the rest of the summer will be more of the same
What is this "got laid" thing? Please describe it slowly.
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The.........hen.........sits........on........her.......nest.....then.....

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Thank you, Lioness. I can always count on you.
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Lol that was a hilarious description of getting laid. Never saw it put that way before lol
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Lol that was a hilarious description of getting laid. Never saw it put that way before lol
What other way is there???
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Lol that was a hilarious description of getting laid. Never saw it put that way before lol
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egg

out

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Bullocks = balls
Sod off = go fuck yourself
I take the first on as a typo and was meant to be

Bollocks - original meaning rubbish, but has morphed into meaning testis of the male.

Sod off - a means of telling someone to leave you alone without rising to the ultimate word of Fuck, ergo it can be used in a gentler social setting such as work or you daughters wedding.
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until

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Graduated, went to the ceremony
Had my grad party
Did not go to prom, went to post prom though
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Applied for college and jobs
Packed a bit, as I'm moving
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I take the first on as a typo and was meant to be

Bollocks - original meaning rubbish, but has morphed into meaning testis of the male.

Sod off - a means of telling someone to leave you alone without rising to the ultimate word of Fuck, ergo it can be used in a gentler social setting such as work or you daughters wedding.
Yep. It was a typo. That's what I get for not sitting down for a proper definition, too.
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You're welcome.
I've been thinking about this almost all night. Since curiousscouser said that she got laid and Lioness offered the above description of the meaning, does that make curiousscouser a chicken?

Just asking.
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Yep. It was a typo. That's what I get for not sitting down for a proper definition, too.
Sweet now I know what to say on the occasion on which I pay visit to a pub in England.
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i worked...in a sexshop !
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Trying to stay cool, outside has been 80-90+ degrees.

Hanging out by the pool while the kids are in summer school or camp. (getting sunburn)

Going to a conference in Miami in July. Talk about hot and sticky.... Ugh!

Goin on vacation with the family and the nanny in August!
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Sweet now I know what to say on the occasion on which I pay visit to a pub in England.
Just don't get it mixed up with "The dogs bollocks".




What have I done this summer.

Got rained on.

Had an "episode" with my heart during a scan, suddenly surrounded by doctors and techs, plugged into more machines and now have to do a treadmill stress test plus another MRI and be prepared for transplant surgery to be put on the table for the MDT to discuss.

Got rained on.

Shopped for food.

Got rained on.

Watched a lot of baseball, ASG was disappointing.

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Went on holiday

watched the rain out of the window

Came home

Watched the rain out of the window

Celebrated my birthday

Watched the rain out of the window

Had sex

Watched the rain out of the window

See a pattern here? What is this 'summer' everyone keeps talking about?
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I have started travelling Europe and I am loving every minute. In Florence at the moment
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Went on holiday

watched the rain out of the window

Came home

Watched the rain out of the window

Celebrated my birthday

Watched the rain out of the window

Had sex

Watched the rain out of the window

See a pattern here? What is this 'summer' everyone keeps talking about?
It's over here...with a vengence.
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I've been in Florence, she loved every minute of it.
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Rich and Cija,
Does it usually rain this much in June/July?

Our rainy season is more April /May.

You are invited to sit on my deck in the sun, with the cold drink of your choice.

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Rich, are you going to be OK for the near future? Or do you need a transplant ASAP? I'm sending all my good thoughts in your direction!

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Nope it does not. The place I just spent my holidays in had 5 times the usual July rainfall already
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Unlike many, I did not get laid. Visited pi_princess for a week which was indeed fun, went to a casino for the first time and won $50 more than I spent so that's something. Oh, also spent a few days under pre-evac orders due to the Waldo Canyon fire here in Colorado.

Other than that it's just been another summer of not much though I do plan to get a new/used car soon.
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Rich and Cija,
Does it usually rain this much in June/July?

Our rainy season is more April /May.

You are invited to sit on my deck in the sun, with the cold drink of your choice.

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Rich, are you going to be OK for the near future? Or do you need a transplant ASAP? I'm sending all my good thoughts in your direction!

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I am adding any Brit who is rained out.... As long as you talk with that awesome accent!
No to the rain, we have had more than the annual average for the last two months.

The heart will hold out for a while, it is manageable at the moment, I just need to realise that I cannot do the things I once could, and now it seems I have to wait to get on a transplant list and then wait for some poor fucker to die which I really don't wish to happen.
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Trying to stay cool, outside has been 80-90+ degrees.

Hanging out by the pool while the kids are in summer school or camp. (getting sunburn)

Going to a conference in Miami in July. Talk about hot and sticky.... Ugh!

Goin on vacation with the family and the nanny in August!
Miami is hot right now have fun
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Which part of either being at a conference:
(seminars all day, break- out sessions in between or meals discussing things said at the first two)

OR

Miami is hot right now.

Do you think I will be having more fun at?
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My summer went awesome. Colleexams ended in April. Entrance exams in May. Admissions in June and classes in July. Plus to keep options open I'm applying for two more universities Ans their classes start in September. And whatever free time I found was spent writing erotica or on xnxx.
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Oh Lordy! Now I'm going to go to bed with THAT thought in my brain!!!
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