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[mytwisteddarkfantasy]

it's about 7:00am early as hell as you can imagine. when all of a sudden a call comes in through my phone. now im not one to brag about how i handle my women or anything but i know for damn sure i didnt tell any of my women to call me this early. still i reach over to see who it is after getting the sleep outta my eyes that is. surprised by what the caller id says "anonymous" reads across the house phone. i'm thinking it's just another bill collector so of course i do what any man would do i pick up and hang up. all of a sudden the number calls back now i dont know much about the government but i know once you hang up on someone you would assume conversation over. but this was no ordinary caller this one wanted to gain your attention. so i pick up and to my surprise it's a woman one i never heard before and she speaks in a sensual voice saying:
hello how are you?
not knowing how to reply my first answer is: who the hell is this?
and the conversation begins
w: i asked you first.
me:well i wanna know who is calling my ph. private.
w: just a admirer
me: more like a stalker
a light giggle comes through her side of the phone and it catches me off guard.
me: well i don't know who you are but i would like to
w: oh now you wanna get to know me
me: your lucky i dont hang up you
w: um i think it's the other way around
me: oh so you just know you bad huh
w: your still talking to me
now at this time i start laughing usually i dont show that quality over a phone to a woman i dont know. but this one was different the way she approached me it's just something i never had before. i'm so use to being the first to do something weird to gain a woman's attention. her finding me and gaining mine fella's now that's a keeper. so we go on with this conversation for a good half an hour before i realize i know nothing about this woman. so i ask so what's your name detective?
all of a sudden she replies: i'll let you know soon and hangs up.
that totally threw me off knowing she did all that talking over the phone about how she loves seeing me. she knows whats my fav. color how i dress on certain days. i mean call me crazy but i was tempted to call the police but really guys who calls the police on a woman. i'm pretty sure if she had a man she wouldn't be calling me or he just aint doing something right. one or the other either way she had my guessing and nervous. I never let a woman get to me that day i did all the regualr things i normally do washed up got dress off to work. Im a sales assistant so i see alot of people talk to alot of women hell i even slept with alot of women. so she either is one of the women and trying to get me back cause she caught me cheating or she just wants me to make her wifey so she is trying to throw me off. i dont know who she is i mean her laugh sounds familiar but than again any woman can make her laugh sound sexy. this one was a seductive kinda you know you want this laugh so thats what got me hard on contact. i don't know what it is but i dont wanna know who she is this little game we play is kinda exciting to me. later on that day at work i get home i got 3 missed calls all private i cant tell if it was her or not but i wasnt sitting around to find out. i'm playing i sat by that phone till she called again not answering my cell for any woman or business call. All of a sudden the phone rings one ring i instantly pick up thinking it's her anyone else i'll just hang up on. all i hear is
w: oh you there now huh?
me: what can i say im a busy man.
w: well im a patient woman
me: damn it's like that
w: yeah i only called you once and you picked up quick im glad you dont have my number i know you'll be bugging me allday.
me: so wait you didnt call me except for earlier.
w: umm yeah
now that was like a smack in the face all this time i waited by the phone only to know she waited on me to get home to call me now aint that some shit.
me: well i was home anyway and woke up outta my sleep when i heard my phone go off and figured hey why not answer you know.
w: yeah sure i bet you did mr. i always answer on the first ring if i'm not mistaken you hung up on me the first time so what made you answer so quick this time.
silence fell over the phone as i could only think of something to say.
me: ok you got me truly i just wanted to make sure i didnt miss an important business call.
w: yeah ok keep telling yourself that lie.
once again we continue this talk for hours before i realize again i know nothing about this woman. so now may i know something about you since you know alot about me. once again she lets me down.
w: i'll let you know and hangs up.
now this little fling we have goes on for days before we both finally understand we are made for each other i mean she made me delete all the women out my phone started remodling my house i even got a cat what man buys a cat for a woman but she told me what store to go to what to do to the outside of my house i guess she just liked seeing me surrender to her i didnt mind as long as i got one glimpse or atleast kissed this woman who got me going crazy then i'll dump her and go back to my playa ways. finally a month goes by i told her i'd wait and i did now thing get interesting.
w: ok you been patient what you wanna know.
fellas she was worth the wait i mean she said she was 5'8 light skin (caramel color) coke bottle shape you know thin waist cute face long hair non down there i mean the full package now i'm thinking sure you lying just to get me excited so im like well show is better than tell so I'M HERE when can i see you. i got mad when she replied.
w: you could have seen me anytime you wanted to i've always seen you.
now im thinking the bitch a fbi agent or something
me: look i aint got no warrents or anything so you can't arrest me i only got a few tickets and some fees so idgaf
w: im not after your money just you heart baby
me: well if you see some of the shit i did for you you kinda have it but you better give it back before you break it.
w: well i wouldnt want to do that so why dont i bring it to you and give you mine for yours.
me: im waiting on the key.
w: then open you bedroom window.
as i go to the window and open it i can't believe it was my neighbor and i never knew this shit i seen her sister a couple times and tried to hollar at her till i found out she had a man but i would have never talked to her if i would have seen kiesha sitting in her room in a red bathrob looking into my eyes as i stand in a trance looking at her now i would love to go on with this but i'll tell you in part 2 stay tuned

[mytwisteddarkfantasy]

first one hope you like

[ELaken-Palmer]

Good to see another Detroiter here! Try using capitol letters at the beginning of sentences and structure paragraphs with spaces between them. Orient it all to the left and then repost it. I know they used to teach this in school where you are. Do they still?
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[mytwisteddarkfantasy]

Originally Posted by ELaken-Palmer

Good to see another Detroiter here! Try using capitol letters at the beginning of sentences and structure paragraphs with spaces between them. Orient it all to the left and then repost it. I know they used to teach this in school where you are. Do they still?
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they might have i wouldnt know didnt stay long bad choices regretting though thanks for the info