How to turn on a guy?

PussyOnFire22 · 07-17-2012, 01:39 AM

What are some things to say to a guy to instantly make him hard?

bigram · 07-17-2012, 01:45 AM

Anything as long as its hott and you're touching him.

Old Tool · 07-17-2012, 01:53 AM

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Originally Posted by PussyOnFire22

How to turn on a guy?

Oh, hell that's easy - I thought you gals were born with that genetic pre-disposition . . . here's some examples:

He makes you a nice meal, candles and all . . . you yell at him for not remembering that you don't like white wine with your veal.

He buys you a sapphire ring . . . you call him a loser for not getting you diamonds.

He cleans the whole house as a surprise while you're out at a party with your girlfriends . . . you call him lazy for forgetting the laundry.

LilWifey · 07-17-2012, 01:56 AM

I don't think a man should have to lift a finger around the house, unless it is to spank their wife, do you?

I swallow.

I am not the jealous type. So, hey, do you think my girlfriends are cute? I do.

And the NUMBER 1 TURN ON....

I'm an heiress, and I just can't seem to keep my silly ol' money straight! Will you help me?

Badboyjason · 07-17-2012, 01:59 AM

The ultimate is:

Take me home and fuck me.

KatieColorado · 07-17-2012, 04:53 AM

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Originally Posted by PussyOnFire22

What are some things to say to a guy to instantly make him hard?

"Hi"

At least that's how it is in my neck of the woods

ginnyb · 07-17-2012, 05:00 AM

How about
"Darling, I have an itch that only you can scratch, now please, please take me to bed and make love with me"

suoiruc1 · 07-17-2012, 05:22 AM

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Originally Posted by PussyOnFire22

What are some things to say to a guy to instantly make him hard?

Simple........... "FUCK ME!"

Ovid58 · 07-17-2012, 05:59 AM

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Originally Posted by PussyOnFire22

What are some things to say to a guy to instantly make him hard?

It just depends of the kind of relationship you are with the guy.
If, for example, you've just met and you are too bold, that may simply be a turn off.
In fact, you don't really need to tell him something - just take him by the hand, or, if you are sitting, touch his knee, or his arm, or his shoulder, or his chest.
It surely won't take long before he takes the initiative!

English man · 07-17-2012, 08:00 AM

Whisper in his ear "fuck me babes " xx

thecaptian · 07-17-2012, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by suoiruc1

Simple........... "FUCK ME!"

Simple and to the point.

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Originally Posted by Ovid58

It just depends of the kind of relationship you are with the guy.
If, for example, you've just met and you are too bold, that may simply be a turn off.
In fact, you don't really need to tell him something - just take him by the hand, or, if you are sitting, touch his knee, or his arm, or his shoulder, or his chest.
It surely won't take long before he takes the initiative!

But really I was going to post the same thing here. Some guys can tense up and not feel comfortable if the girl is too forward and that is because some of us just are not sure what is going on at the moment. But if you do like is said above and take him to where the two of you are alone and tease him with kisses that could work.

But honestly most of the time if you just say FUCK ME! that will work 70% of the time.

Milo Cronos · 07-17-2012, 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by PussyOnFire22

What are some things to say to a guy to instantly make him hard?

Although I'd like to say we're all alike every one of us is different with some similarities it's up to you to decipher what turns your guy on to no end. I get hard quick from a mixture of lingerie and a nice perfume can drive me wild!

Kimiko · 07-17-2012, 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by PussyOnFire22

What are some things to say to a guy to instantly make him hard?

"Hello."

But "fuck me" works really well, too.

asdasdasxde · 07-17-2012, 08:42 AM

you dont need to tell anything.just look him hot

SecretSexyBlogger · 07-17-2012, 09:49 AM

A half pace inside their comfort zone, lips barely brushing their ear lobe and whisper "I've hardly taken my eyes off you all night".

That usually does the trick.

Draegus · 07-17-2012, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by LilWifey

I don't think a man should have to lift a finger around the house, unless it is to spank their wife, do you?

I swallow.

I am not the jealous type. So, hey, do you think my girlfriends are cute? I do.

And the NUMBER 1 TURN ON....

I'm an heiress, and I just can't seem to keep my silly ol' money straight! Will you help me?

I can't say that these turned me on but they sure as hell made me laugh.

pussy in boots · 07-17-2012, 07:58 PM

grab his cock and start sucking it. if that doesn't get him hard nothing will.

Draegus · 07-17-2012, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by pussy in boots

grab his cock and start sucking it. if that doesn't get him hard nothing will.

Nothing like to brutally blunt method.

bigthrobbingcock694u · 07-17-2012, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by pussy in boots

grab his cock and start sucking it. if that doesn't get him hard nothing will.

I like how you think about how low can you go

isnowballmywife · 07-17-2012, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Kimiko

"Hello."

But "fuck me" works really well, too.

Not so much the above statement, how about if she says

Butt Fuck me

KatieColorado · 07-17-2012, 08:55 PM

"I'm not wearing any panties" has worked for me before. Almost got in a car wreck as a result but who says a little excitement doesn't spice up the moment.

Draegus · 07-17-2012, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by KatieColorado

"I'm not wearing any panties" has worked for me before. Almost got in a car wreck as a result but who says a little excitement doesn't spice up the moment.

LOL...

tjsayshi · 07-17-2012, 11:40 PM

The no panties thing would definatly work, especially if
Your somewhere he cant do something about it right away.
(public, parents house ect)

MasterJere · 07-17-2012, 11:56 PM

panties thing or tell him how wet you are. or if in public wear a skirt and no panties tell him your wet and then find a quiet place for one moment like an empty isle in a store and let him feel how wet you are. dont tell him you dont have panties on just say im so wet and guide his hand up there

ELaken-Palmer · 07-17-2012, 11:59 PM

I've had several girls turn on me.
_________

ThomP · 07-18-2012, 12:15 AM

Any woman who beats me in a game of chess immediately has my interest

PussyOnFire22 · 07-18-2012, 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by ThomP

Any woman who beats me in a game of chess immediately has my interest

Ooooh. Chess. I'm soaked just thinking about it -__-

KatieColorado · 07-18-2012, 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by tjsayshi

The no panties thing would definatly work, especially if
Your somewhere he cant do something about it right away.
(public, parents house ect)

Ironically, we were in the car...driving to my parent's house for Sunday dinner.

XxhammiexX · 07-18-2012, 02:39 AM

All my girl has to do is say I wanna suck your cock or let's fuck. It's on

noboat · 07-20-2012, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by PussyOnFire22

What are some things to say to a guy to instantly make him hard?

I will make you breakfast then go home.

screamer6y · 07-20-2012, 01:25 PM

you dont have to say anything....get naked...its done

magnus666 · 07-20-2012, 01:27 PM

stick the tip of your tongue in his ear..ok works for me

him too?

Supash · 07-22-2012, 01:51 AM

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Originally Posted by PussyOnFire22

What are some things to say to a guy to instantly make him hard?

I dont understand not being turned on as a guy, Its just how we are.

Lioness · 07-22-2012, 01:58 AM

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Originally Posted by ThomP

Any woman who beats me in a game of chess immediately has my interest

Checkmate!

rowdy3128 · 07-22-2012, 02:03 AM

show me your tits............. ./.

albertjones6262 · 07-22-2012, 02:26 AM

OLD TOOL best way to solve that is to feed it all to the animals if there a problem over the food. HAHA It amiable someone become once you throw a good dinner to the dogs.

Kimiko · 07-22-2012, 02:41 AM

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Originally Posted by magnus666

stick the tip of your tongue in his ear..ok works for me

him too?

It works, but you can't just jam your tongue in there all the way...that feels really weird. I'd opt for a featherlight little flick or two, accompanied by some breathless dirty talk. Like, maybe, "I'm just dying to suck your cock...".

You do that to man, and it will feel to him like your tongue is slithering right into his brain...or descending his body and nestling comfortably around his balls.

Lioness · 07-22-2012, 04:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Kimiko

It works, but you can't just jam your tongue in there all the way...that feels really weird. I'd opt for a featherlight little flick or two, accompanied by some breathless dirty talk. Like, maybe, "I'm just dying to suck your cock...".

You do that to man, and it will feel to him like your tongue is slithering right into his brain...or descending his body and nestling comfortably around his balls.

I'd rather have my tongue actually slithering down his body, sliding down his now-rock-hard cock and slowly licking and savoring his balls. And if me telling him that doesn't make him hard, then I give up!!

ace's n 8's · 07-22-2012, 04:10 AM

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Originally Posted by PussyOnFire22

What are some things to say to a guy to instantly make him hard?

''HELLO'',,,works for me.

Lioness · 07-22-2012, 04:12 AM

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Originally Posted by ace's n 8's

''HELLO'',,,works for me.

You're such a man slut!!

ace's n 8's · 07-22-2012, 04:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Lioness

You're such a man slut!!

Now,,,,I do have a set of principles,,,,,somewhere.....

Lioness · 07-22-2012, 04:15 AM

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Originally Posted by ace's n 8's

Now,,,,I do have a set of principles,,,,,somewhere.....

Yeah, but.....are you hard?

ace's n 8's · 07-22-2012, 04:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Lioness

Yeah, but.....are you hard?

Did you say ''HELLO''??

Lioness · 07-22-2012, 04:19 AM

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Originally Posted by ace's n 8's

Did you say ''HELLO''??

Oops....I knew I forgot something!! HELLO??

ace's n 8's · 07-22-2012, 04:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Lioness

Oops....I knew I forgot something!! HELLO??

Good grief,,never fails,,,,,BOING!!!!!!!!!

Lioness · 07-22-2012, 04:28 AM

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Originally Posted by ace's n 8's

Good grief,,never fails,,,,,BOING!!!!!!!!!

YES! And another hard-on is successfully launched!!

Looks like I'll have to save "Do you know where I left my panties?" for another time...

ace's n 8's · 07-22-2012, 04:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Lioness

YES! And another hard-on is successfully launched!!

Looks like I'll have to save "Do you know where I left my panties?" for another time...

YOU,,,,YOU have panties????

Lioness · 07-22-2012, 04:32 AM

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Originally Posted by ace's n 8's

YOU,,,,YOU have panties????

Not on me at the moment...I have to find them.

ace's n 8's · 07-22-2012, 04:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Lioness

Not on me at the moment...I have to find them.

*** searching high and low*** AHHHH,,found 'em,***TWIRLS THEM AROUND MY FINGER***Come and get them,,,and dont let this hard cock scare you.........

Lioness · 07-22-2012, 04:52 AM

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Originally Posted by ace's n 8's

*** searching high and low*** AHHHH,,found 'em,***TWIRLS THEM AROUND MY FINGER***Come and get them,,,and dont let this hard cock scare you.........

Come? I already did...that's why I couldn't find them!!

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