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Old 07-27-2012, 08:50 PM   #51
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Not Lincoln - Isembard Kingdom Brunel - the Industrial Revolution.............
He was dressed like Lincoln. Did we revolutionise trees as well?
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No, we cut the forests down to fuel it, duh!
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No, we cut the forests down to fuel it, duh!
uhoh - I got a duh from Seeya *consults the book of 'uh O' to see what that might mean...

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO please, please, anything but that *falls on ewer mercy*
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Well I guess I slept through the first load of bollocks, now to avoid the next two weeks.

The addresses are always given in French first because the guy who started the this modern day bollocks was French, go figure, only they could ruin a perfectly fucked up summer.
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Would I understand what tbl means if I watch the ceremony?
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Too Big Larry is at the actual Ohfuckinglypic Games Opening Ceremony!!

Why did nobody tell me? What's up, a breakdown in communication or what?

Nobody never tells me nothing
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Default anyone else sick of the french announcer?

Why the hell isn't the english announcer first!? It's our games, not the bloody french. Other than that it's been ok. Best bit in my opinion is the Mr. Bean part.
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uhoh - I got a duh from Seeya *consults the book of 'uh O' to see what that might mean...

lashings
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO please, please, anything but that *falls on ewer mercy*
Read it!!! All three books!!

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Why the hell isn't the english announcer first!? It's our games, not the bloody french. Other than that it's been ok. Best bit in my opinion is the Mr. Bean part.
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This is reminding me of Eurovision now.
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This is reminding me of Eurovision now.

Ha.
Just said the same thing.
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"Chad..."?
"CHAAAAAAAAD"!

Seriously, why announce every country twice?
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50 minutes and we are up to letter E. We are getting there !
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Ethiopia ftw!!
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50 minutes and we are up to letter E. We are getting there !
Haha, yeah!

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Definitely someone called Robert Shite in there somewhere............
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Definitely someone called Robert Shite in there somewhere............
It's spelt "Scheidt," I think, but ... yeah. Not a good name to have if you're competing in an English speaking country.
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"Chad..."?
"CHAAAAAAAAD"!

Seriously, why announce every country twice?
There are two official languages for the Olympics; French has priority since the movement was born of a Frenchman.

Admittedly when the country's name is pronounced exactly the same in both languages, it's a bit of a pointless exercise.
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The flag carrier for Samoa was fucking scary...
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That's a lot of Americans, no wonder they win so many medals!
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I'm not gay... But Phelps... Fucking hell

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That's a lot of Americans, no wonder they win so many medals!

Did you see the Michael Johnson programme ?

I thought it explained a lot.
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A stroke of absolute genius from somebody ... we're all sat wondering where the hell have they hidden the Olympic cauldron, while watching them carry it in, in 204 pieces.
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Well I thought that was superb. Danny Boyle did us proud. pitty about the commentators, they weren't necessary, and shame about them wheeling Macca out at the end, didn't really want to see his vomit face. They could have ended on pink floyd with the fireworks and it would have been perfect
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A stroke of absolute genius from somebody ... we're all sat wondering where the hell have they hidden the Olympic cauldron, while watching them carry it in, in 204 pieces.

I couldn't agree more, definately a brilliant conclusion.

Overall it was a pretty good show.
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A stroke of absolute genius from somebody ... we're all sat wondering where the hell have they hidden the Olympic cauldron, while watching them carry it in, in 204 pieces.
I suspected as much at first, but they did not show where the copper things were going and I forgot about them! But I agree, a master-stroke.
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Well I thought that was superb. Danny Boyle did us proud. pitty about the commentators, they weren't necessary, and shame about them wheeling Macca out at the end, didn't really want to see his vomit face. They could have ended on pink floyd with the fireworks and it would have been perfect

Agreed, McCartney should be not seen any more.

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I am lost...am I watching real time?

Drumers are drumming right now
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people are coming out of a mountain...
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We're just now seeing the taped opening. From what I see it's brilliant.
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I've seen that bit.

Sounds like a re run.

Unless you are watching the Tellytubbies.
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It is a good show. I hope you enjoy.
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it is fucking amazing...they are forging the ring right now...

My surround sound is out a sight....WOW...
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The queen parachuting?
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The queen parachuting?
If she actually did parachute into the stadium, it would have been the greatest scene of any opening ceremony ever
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The kids signing God save the Queen was very touching....
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So sweet.
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In my own words and dialect; YOU FUCKIN" A. NO SHIT, on your opening ceremonies. You done good.
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Loved the music - brought back so many memories.
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Just watched the Industrial revolution bit again, just to take it all in. That whole piece was spectacular. I've been in a right negative mood for the last 7 years regarding the Olympics, this ceremony has completely won me over.
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I've seen that bit.

Sounds like a re run.

Unless you are watching the Tellytubbies.
Haha yes - the rural idyl was rather like that.

Loved the beginning sequence, just about fell asleep through the parade of competitors, and the torch was just spectacular. The rest I could take or leave; that big puppet Voldemort was a bit scary for the kiddies - and why the hell did it start so late? I'd have thought 7 or 8 would have been a more sensible time, unless they were scheduling it for darkness with the forging of the rings.
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Did anybody else think, just as the countries started doing their flag parade...... Oh their doing a parade of all the countries Britian has fucked about the last 1000 years....
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... and why the hell did it start so late? I'd have thought 7 or 8 would have been a more sensible time, unless they were scheduling it for darkness with the forging of the rings.
Nail, meet head ... although I don't know if it was for the ring-forging in particular, but the guy in charge of the ceremony (Danny Boyle, film director) wanted darkness to fall before it began.
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I think it was the worst Olympic Opening events in recent history.
it was so boring and lame that I was waiting for it to get end.
Only watchable moment was marching of Participating countries with their respective flags..
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Nail, meet head ... although I don't know if it was for the ring-forging in particular, but the guy in charge of the ceremony (Danny Boyle, film director) wanted darkness to fall before it began.
I fell asleep through the latter part, and only just managed to wake for the torch lighting.......
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Well I guess I slept through the first load of bollocks, now to avoid the next two weeks.
A man after my own heart. All the Olympics will do for the UK is cost us a fortune, and show the world how incompetent the so-called officials of this once great nation really are!
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Woke a little after 4 am and got to see the final countries entering and the torch. Personally, I would have chosen someone other than Paul McCartney singing "Hey, Jude". Probably most of those athletes never heard that song.

Well done, London!
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