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Sex Lover
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: USA
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No boundries just be brutally honest
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The Curly Wurly Man
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Running through the mind of a Dark Haired Beauty.
Age: 52
Posts: 26,469
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Cheese, it just don't taste the same.
Cats, fuckers are always shitting in my garden. Chips from the chip shop, always five pound too many. Buses, slow bastards. I like trees though.
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Banned!
Join Date: Aug 2010
Age: 26
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Dogs they're too needy.
People that are for gun control. Religious people that see the need to make their beliefs law. |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: London
Posts: 5,404
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People not loving dogs
Lack of gun control The church failing to impose religous beliefs on the law makers People compliaing when my cat craps in their garden Bus drivers racing around and crap hats.
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Porn Star
Join Date: Aug 2008
Posts: 4,555
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Assholes and you know who you are..
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Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbour!
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: England
Posts: 11,738
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Insincerity
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The Curly Wurly Man
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Running through the mind of a Dark Haired Beauty.
Age: 52
Posts: 26,469
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Churches. Slow bus races People who fail to recognise that Green is better than red.
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Newcumer
Join Date: Aug 2012
Posts: 1
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Resident Alien
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Between the Near and Far East
Age: 21
Posts: 4,272
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Hope you've got a sermon ready.
![]() What I dislike Slow buses Slow and stupid people couples who walk on a two man pavement hand in hand People who tell me my bag is getting in the way in the metro People who stand near bus exit forever and block it Pedophiles intrusive elbows Phone hangs Computer hangs Mud
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FORGET THE POPE, THE QUEEN OF BLADES HAS ARRIVED I'm not a Mod, but if you need any advice, I'm always available. for a few khaydarin crystals ofcourse. ![]()
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devilish Angel
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Germany
Age: 22
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Moderator A dirty book is rarely dusty. Winning doesn´t always mean being first. Winning means you´re doing better than you´ve ever done before. You know more than you think you know, just as you know less than you want to know. (Oscar Wilde) For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time. (Isabel Allende) GMT +1 Angel
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THE PLAYER
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: In the former USA
Posts: 5,029
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Ass Hats and Twat Waffles.
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: In a little cardboard box in Cookie Cutter Land
Posts: 580
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Liars
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Dreams of earthquakes Dreams of hurricanes Dreams of pouring rain Dreams of tidal waves...to wash us all away Dreams of guns blazed Dreams of fire rage Dreams of swollen graves Dreams of hollow pain All gone
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Porno Junky
Join Date: Jul 2011
Posts: 387
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White knight pricks like Cockateer. Creepy motherfucker
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Porn Surfer
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Cali
Posts: 32
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Bad drivers
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More Spicy than Sweet
Join Date: May 2012
Location: New England
Age: 43
Posts: 2,617
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Men sending stupid/ Illegible/ text speak/ mommy issues PMs.
Women sending the exact opposite, too bad I have no interest. |
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BROTHER GRIM
Join Date: May 2008
Location: ←↕→
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A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 36,998
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being disrespected, ignored, talked down to and interrupted to where I can't finish my sentence or thought...
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If anyone was to jerk the tail of a lioness, they shouldn't be surprised if they get just a little more than a friendly nip. - freespiritx A lioness and her human: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_3H0RbTDgo I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know...just to be sure. Last edited by Lioness; 08-07-2012 at 10:05 PM. |
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zOMGorgeous
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Here About
Posts: 31,867
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Melted icecream
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A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion
Join Date: Jan 2007
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That looks like a giant pink melted boob with a nipple on top....
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If anyone was to jerk the tail of a lioness, they shouldn't be surprised if they get just a little more than a friendly nip. - freespiritx A lioness and her human: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_3H0RbTDgo I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know...just to be sure. |
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zOMGorgeous
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Here About
Posts: 31,867
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I was feeling a little flat today
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A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion
Join Date: Jan 2007
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![]() The other day my boss commented on how nice my biscuits looked, but pointed out two that were kind of flat. I told him biscuits, like boobs, come in all shapes and sizes.
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If anyone was to jerk the tail of a lioness, they shouldn't be surprised if they get just a little more than a friendly nip. - freespiritx A lioness and her human: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_3H0RbTDgo I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know...just to be sure. |
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zOMGorgeous
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Here About
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Porn Star
Join Date: Oct 2008
Posts: 12,342
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Nothing,,,nothing pisses me off,,at one time, I thought I'd get pissed off if I got a bad blow job, but that has never happened.
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Title request rejected
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: England
Posts: 3,965
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People that spit in public
People that drop trash on the floor. People that don't look out for motorcyclists Muslim and Christian Fundamentalists Homoeopathy Astrology People that claim to be able to contact the dead Other new age spiritual bollocks Eroding liberties Microsoft Windows Apple fanboys Queuing Cleaning up after cooking Rain Vegans Flat beer Hypocrites Fat people and... Benefit claiming, drain on society, unemployed scumbags
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A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion
Join Date: Jan 2007
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If anyone was to jerk the tail of a lioness, they shouldn't be surprised if they get just a little more than a friendly nip. - freespiritx A lioness and her human: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_3H0RbTDgo I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know...just to be sure. |
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zOMGorgeous
Join Date: Oct 2007
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Porn Star
Join Date: Oct 2008
Posts: 12,342
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The Curly Wurly Man
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Running through the mind of a Dark Haired Beauty.
Age: 52
Posts: 26,469
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People who stop dead on the footpath in front of you.
Chairs with wheels Hang fire Changing track pads Pink flowers Poor wine Energy saving lightbulbs Plaid Wayne Rooney and his gang of overpaid tossers
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A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion
Join Date: Jan 2007
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If anyone was to jerk the tail of a lioness, they shouldn't be surprised if they get just a little more than a friendly nip. - freespiritx A lioness and her human: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_3H0RbTDgo I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know...just to be sure. |
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Sex Lover
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every one of the Housewives!
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A Feisty little Animal
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: In the bedroom of a blond girl...Smiling
Posts: 13,496
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I try not to get pissed off but dress my anger in a more healty way.
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The XnXX Alpha Wolf
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: California
Age: 25
Posts: 8,708
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Fat asses with fat ass kids, that get all confused when fat fucking timmy suddenly comes down with the diabeetus and fat fucking tammy has a thyroid condition, is on blood pressure and cholesterol meds, and has joint problems at fucking 6 years old. YES THAT'S ALL ACTUAL SHIT I'VE SEEN GODDAMIT! THE HUMAN BODY WAS NOT MEANT TO CONSUME THE SAME AMOUNT AS A FUCKING BLUE WHALE!
Also hate the animal rights, vegan fags, and fundamentalist christfags that come to my college and pass out shittily collated pamphlets and think they're really going to convince people to not eat a tasty moo moo cow or cheep cheep chicken, or showing a picture of a shredded fetus is gonna stop people from fucking. God it just pisses me the fuck of. Especially the christfags, they should know damn well better than to act holier than thou. Fucking idiots. Wish I had a golf club and smack them while screaming, "WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW!"
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I am bored and I desire conflict "There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there always has been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that "my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge." - Isaac Asimov |
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A Feisty little Animal
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: In the bedroom of a blond girl...Smiling
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adress not dress
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: south texas
Posts: 2,110
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humans
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Master of Facts
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: In my home.
Posts: 26,162
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The facts that Rush Limbaugh and Ayn Rand have large followings.
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Sex Lover
Join Date: Nov 2011
Posts: 202
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I'm just a Reflection of you
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Banned!
Join Date: Aug 2010
Age: 26
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Master of Facts
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: In my home.
Posts: 26,162
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I enjoy investigating different points of view, but what I appreciate are facts and insights. Many of Rush Limbaugh's arguments are based on lies. With Ayn Rand there are no facts, no insights, just value assumptions presented as though they are the absolute truth.
Ayn Rand is the master (or the mistress) of the false dilemma. http://www.nizkor.org/features/falla...e-dilemma.html You are either a producer or a parasite. A society is either individualist or collectivist, and if collectivist it is a tyranny, etc., etc. Rand would have us believe that there is no essential difference between Scandinavian Social Democracy and Stalinist totalitarianism, and that the economic system that prevailed in the United States during the last quarter of the nineteenth century was a golden era we should be trying to restore. Rand's cult followers imagine that what she said was new and that they are on the cutting edge of progress. Actually they and she are reactionaries who want to recreate a past that was rejected by the voters.
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http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=...=0&FORM=LKVR10 Last edited by Distant Lover; 08-08-2012 at 08:54 AM. |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: south texas
Posts: 2,110
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ok a new answer to the question at hand
the absolute allowance that individuals are no longer required to be responsible for themselves and thier actions the arguement of "i was high and didnt know what i was doing" doesnt wash "the bartender served me" "but im a celebrity" "but im rich" and that list goes on be an adult and own up to it |
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Resident Alien
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Between the Near and Far East
Age: 21
Posts: 4,272
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Malfunctioning android phones
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Newcumer
Join Date: Jul 2012
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"we just ended up in bed together" "my panties fell off and I happened to be picking them up off the floor when he tripped his zip came down his cock flew literally flew out of his pants and ended up balls deep in my cunt" and similar excuses
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More Spicy than Sweet
Join Date: May 2012
Location: New England
Age: 43
Posts: 2,617
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People who start a thread asking a serious/semi serious question.....
Forum members come out to give tips or suggestions and the OP never comes back for all of the knowledgable answers they recieved. Or at least if they read the responses, no " thank yous", " I'll try that", etc. Were given. |
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Sex Lover
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: In the void known as V.R.
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People who make it their personal quest to lie to their "friends" about something stupid.
People who are fake People who are stupid People who start drama while claiming that the other side is who is starting it People argue about stupid shit People who are assholes for the sole purpose of ruining someone's day/mood People who are sarcastic in such a way that it sounds more like an insult than anything People who insult you then make it out to be sarcasim because they don't want to hear the result of their remark People who push their ideas on others while claiming that others are doing that instead of them People who make others look bad just so they can look good hmm... now that I think of it, people in general piss me off altogether. I'd go on, but I think you get the picture.
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You know that feeling of Deja Vu? It's because God saw something you did, and thought it was so funny, that he had to rewind it for his friends. Don't make the text angry...you wouldn't like it when it's angry.
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Cummed. It's not a bloody word you fuckwit.
The woman in the flat upstairs who thinks the best way to dispose of shitty nappies is to throw them off her balcony. Amazon thinking it's OK to charge £8.99 for a book on Kindle when I can buy a physical copy in a supermarket for £8. Seagulls. They know why. The guy I had lunch with the other day who thought it was acceptable to chew his food open-mouthed.
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Sex Lover
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: usa
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People who drive 32 in a 40 mph zone or 55 in the slow lane on the highway, really? the slow lane is for going 65.
snooty people who say and do terrible things while spouting about how good a christian they are because they always go to church. brown nosers anyone who treats their ailing older parents like it's a burdon to do anything to help them out. and i agree with the word cummed, aint no such word! lol |
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Join Date: Jul 2006
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Disobedience.
Laziness. Lack of effort. Procrastination. Inability to follow simple instructions. Militant anti-smokers. Women with prams in crowded areas. People without drive. Poor drivers. I don't mind them being unfamiliar with the road layout, but please, be considerate. Barstaff who can't pull a pint the old-fashioned way. THE GUBMINT |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Aug 2012
Posts: 1,505
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People who don't listen . . . won't listen.
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Porn Star
Join Date: Aug 2012
Posts: 1,505
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The "PORNO JUNKY" tag beneath my user name . . .
How the hell do you change that????
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More Spicy than Sweet
Join Date: May 2012
Location: New England
Age: 43
Posts: 2,617
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At the rate your posting..... I'd say you'll get there by halloween.
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Porn Star
Join Date: Aug 2012
Posts: 1,505
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so I'm "Porno Junky" 'til then???
THAT pisses me off. Thanks for the info though.
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