CAW 12 - The Story Reading Phase

[ahorsewithnoname]

Originally Posted by Dizzyworks673

ZPV XJMM HFU UP WPUF PO NVMUJQMF TUPSJFT. Y QPJOUT GPS GJSTU
YOU WILL GET TO VOTE ON MULTIPLE STORIES. X POINTS FOR FIRST

QMBDF. Y QPJOUT GPS TFDPOE QMBDF. Y QPJOUT GPS UIJSE QMBDF. TUPSZ
PLACE. x POINTS FOR SECOND PLACE. x POINTS FOR THIRD PLACE. STORY

XJUI UIF NPTU PWFSBMM QPJOUT XJOT. JG UXP BSF UJFE, TUPSZ XJUI UIF
WITH THE MOST OVERALL POINTS WINS. IF TWO ARE TIED, STORY WITH THE

NPTU GJSTU QMBDF QPJOUT XJOT. JG TUJMM UJFE, CPUI XJO.
MOST FIRST PLACE POINTS WINS. IF STILL TIED, BOTH WIN.

And there you go!

[ejls]

Dizzy has wayyyyyyy toooo much time on his hands.

[Dizzyworks673]

Originally Posted by ejls

Dizzy has wayyyyyyy toooo much time on his hands.

It didn't take me that long one I figured out the pattern. I like deciphering codes.

[snowleopard3200]

Originally Posted by Dizzyworks673

It didn't take me that long one I figured out the pattern. I like deciphering codes.

You beat me to it. Excellent.

Dizzy, have you ever tried to crack the cypher of the Queens Heart?

[darthel0101]

Originally Posted by ahorsewithnoname

Sure!

ZPV XJMM HFU UP WPUF PO NVMUJQMF TUPSJFT. Y QPJOUT GPS GJSTU QMBDF. Y QPJOUT GPS TFDPOE QMBDF. Y QPJOUT GPS UIJSE QMBDF. TUPSZ XJUI UIF NPTU PWFSBMM QPJOUT XJOT. JG UXP BSF UJFE, TUPSZ XJUI UIF NPTU GJSTU QMBDF QPJOUT XJOT. JG TUJMM UJFE, CPUI XJO.

Decode it and you will have your answer!

J IBUF DSZQUPHSPQIZ !
but at least you used an easy cipher

[darthel0101]

Originally Posted by ejls

Dizzy has wayyyyyyy toooo much time on his hands.

If you have ever done cryptoquizes, you learn REAL quick to look for double letters. As soon as I saw the "MM", and knowing what the form should be, I was suspicious of a simple shift cipher and looking at that word and the two before and after proved the point.

Didn't take long to decode, simply troublesome to try to THINK in it.

BTW - one of these days I will learn to read PAST a post to see what somebody else has to say. I only noticed DWs crypto part and did not see the DECRYPT within it.

[snowleopard3200]

Two questions:

When does the reading portion end and the voting begin? On what dates?

[wantsomefun]

We still have plenty of time, which is a good thing. I'm no closer to knowing what to vote for than I was before I read the first entry.

We have harems and psych wards, burn barrels and guillotines, romance, suspense, humor, and some very beautifully written sex scenes.

Is anyone else having trouble?

Sheesh.

Now, understand, this a very good kind of trouble, but it's still trouble. Something like blond, brunette, or redhead?

[snowleopard3200]

Originally Posted by wantsomefun

We still have plenty of time, which is a good thing. I'm no closer to knowing what to vote for than I was before I read the first entry.

We have harems and psych wards, burn barrels and guillotines, romance, suspense, humor, and some very beautifully written sex scenes.

Is anyone else having trouble?

Sheesh.

Now, understand, this a very good kind of trouble, but it's still trouble. Something like blond, brunette, or redhead?

As to which one to vote for, I've narrowed it down to three; mostly I want to see how the voting system for this CAW will be presented.

As for blond, brunette, or redhead?

Simple answer: one of each.

[wantsomefun]

Originally Posted by snowleopard3200

As for blond, brunette, or redhead?

Simple answer: one of each.

I like the way you think. But which one first?

[snowleopard3200]

Originally Posted by wantsomefun

I like the way you think. But which one first?

Does it honestly matter? How many men honestly could survive all three?

At the least you will pass with the knowledge of having a mega smile on your face.

[Cheltenham]

Originally Posted by wantsomefun

I like the way you think. But which one first?

Originally Posted by snowleopard3200

Does it honestly matter? How many men honestly could survive all three?

At the least you will pass with the knowledge of having a mega smile on your face.

Redhead, brunette and then the blond.

Why? It's simple. I adore the scent of a blond haired woman and would be happiest if that was the last experience my body had as it's soul departed.

[JackassTales]

Originally Posted by wantsomefun

Now, understand, this a very good kind of trouble, but it's still trouble. Something like blond, brunette, or redhead?

1st: Redhead...she has an abundance of temperamental energy so you had better screw her while you have the strength.
2nd: Brunette...she has to prove to you that she can have more fun than the blond. She will allow you to go slow and recover from the redhead.
3rd: Blond...now nearly recovered, you can convince your blond that mouth-holes, cunt-holes, and ass-hole are all the same. Make your choice of 1, 2, or 3 holes in which to plant your cock!

If I'm not mistaken; this is the way Horse is setting up the voting for the stories.

I believe that I have an energetic Redheaded contender in SEX FORMULA 69...

[Cheltenham]

Originally Posted by JackassTales

I believe that I have an energetic Redheaded contender in SEX FORMULA 69...

That you do.

[ejls]

My question is - how do you know if she's a natural blonde? Especially if she grooms.

[Cheltenham]

Originally Posted by ejls

My question is - how do you know if she's a natural blonde? Especially if she grooms.

Blondes have a different natural scent to them.

[ejls]

Originally Posted by Cheltenham

Blondes have a different natural scent to them.

So do old people.

[Hornycountryboy]

Originally Posted by ejls

So do old people.

Well that just left a bad taste in my mouth

[Cheltenham]

Originally Posted by ejls

So do old people.

Moth balls are an evil that must be killed before they breed.

A brunette woman can't pretend to be blonde no matter what hair she tries to dye. The scent of her skin is completely different. It isn't necessarily 'bad' but the two are like night and day. Redheads are closer scent wise to blondes though again, the three are easy to distinguish from each other.

[ejls]

Originally Posted by Hornycountryboy

Well that just left a bad taste in my mouth

Did you ever think that we age like fine wine?

[wantsomefun]

Originally Posted by ejls

Did you ever think that we age like fine wine?

We're failing to make the distinction between mature and elderly. I've tasted mature. The fine wine comparison is accurate. Light, more dry than sweet like newer vintages, yet heady at the same time. Pretty much of a pussy gourmet delight.

Elderly is different. I don't consider myself elderly yet, and I've never been with someone older than me since my teens. But I worked in a hospital many years ago -- in fact, in the summer of '69, just like ELP's characters. I didn't work in a nut house, but I spent a lot of time assigned to the floor where most of the nursing home patients were. There's something about the smell of a long-forgotten ninety-year-old pussy.

[ahorsewithnoname]

Originally Posted by wantsomefun

There's something about the smell of a long-forgotten ninety-year-old pussy.

I could be tempted to write a CAW story featuring you in a story using the above as a theme/your love interest.

Now THAT would be funny!

Sorta.

[wantsomefun]

Originally Posted by ahorsewithnoname

I could be tempted to write a CAW story featuring you in a story using the above as a theme/your love interest.

Now THAT would be funny!

Sorta.

Refresh my memory. How did I piss you off?

[seeminglysatisfied]

This challenge looks to have gone off without a hitch. It's too bad that I didn't have a chance to participate.

[Dizzyworks673]

Originally Posted by ahorsewithnoname

I could be tempted to write a CAW story featuring you in a story using the above as a theme/your love interest

I have the perfect title "My Grandma's Hot Friend". That would just be awesome.

[wantsomefun]

Originally Posted by Dizzyworks673

I have the perfect title "My Grandma's Hot Friend". That would just be awesome.

"Was Grandpa Cleaning Fish in the Kitchen, or is Grandma Playing with Herself Again?"

"Cleaning out the Dust."

"How to Inspire Your Boyfriend at the Home to Win Wheelchair Races."

"Just when you thought it was safe to go for your whirlpool treatment: GUMS!"

and my personal favorite,

"Bedpans and Broomsticks."

[Akanna01]

thanks

[snowleopard3200]

Originally Posted by Dizzyworks673

I have the perfect title "My Grandma's Hot Friend". That would just be awesome.

Originally Posted by wantsomefun

"Was Grandpa Cleaning Fish in the Kitchen, or is Grandma Playing with Herself Again?"

"Cleaning out the Dust."

"How to Inspire Your Boyfriend at the Home to Win Wheelchair Races."

"Just when you thought it was safe to go for your whirlpool treatment: GUMS!"

and my personal favorite,

"Bedpans and Broomsticks."

Why not have the two of you team up for a joint story write in which the main character is Richard Simons.

[ahorsewithnoname]

Originally Posted by wantsomefun

Refresh my memory. How did I piss you off?

I saw him standing next to Gertrude. He was smiling, his well-chiseled body sending waves of lust through my age-spotted loins. I had been wanting him for a decade, and now I was going to have him.

I decided to use my wheelchair instead of my walker, as my pudenda would appear less stretched laying in a discreet, rubbery pile between my legs vs. hanging halfway down to my knees. I could feel a squishy froth between my legs, and only could hope that it was this morning that I wiped myself clean and not yesterday, the Alzheimer's wrath playing tricks with my memory.

As I wheeled up to him, I reached forward with my wrinkled, boney hand and snuck it between his legs, grabbing him by his nut sack and uttered "Gotcha, thucka!", only then realizing that I neglected to use the Poly Grip as my uppers fell from my mouth and landed on the floor with a clatter.

Whatcha' think...more?

[wantsomefun]

Originally Posted by ahorsewithnoname

Whatcha' think...more?

Less.

[Dizzyworks673]

Great start Horse keep it going!

[Dizzyworks673]

Originally Posted by wantsomefun

"Was Grandpa Cleaning Fish in the Kitchen, or is Grandma Playing with Herself Again?"

"Cleaning out the Dust."

"How to Inspire Your Boyfriend at the Home to Win Wheelchair Races."

"Just when you thought it was safe to go for your whirlpool treatment: GUMS!"

and my personal favorite,

"Bedpans and Broomsticks."

Good titles WSF but I was making a reference to a real porn series called "My sisters hot friend" but my title took it to a whole different level.

[Dizzyworks673]

Originally Posted by ahorsewithnoname

I saw him standing next to Gertrude. He was smiling, his well-chiseled body sending waves of lust through my age-spotted loins. I had been wanting him for a decade, and now I was going to have him.

I decided to use my wheelchair instead of my walker, as my pudenda would appear less stretched laying in a discreet, rubbery pile between my legs vs. hanging halfway down to my knees. I could feel a squishy froth between my legs, and only could hope that it was this morning that I wiped myself clean and not yesterday, the Alzheimer's wrath playing tricks with my memory.

As I wheeled up to him, I reached forward with my wrinkled, boney hand and snuck it between his legs, grabbing him by his nut sack and uttered "Gotcha, thucka!", only then realizing that I neglected to use the Poly Grip as my uppers fell from my mouth and landed on the floor with a clatter.

I couldn't believe my grandmothers roomate, Shirley, had just grabbed my package. I was more than a little freaked out but I found myself lifting to the occasion. As distrubed as I was at the idea of having sex with someone older then my grandmother, my body was having another reaction.

She let go of me to lean over and pick up her her teeth and I found myself wondering about what a gum job would feel like. What he fuck was going on in my head! My grandmother laughed as she took her Shirley's teeth and walked to the bathroom to rince them off.

As my grandmother left the room Shirley reached up inside my shorts and began to massage my balls. My reaction only grew to her touch.

"I can thow you phings a girl you age hath no ideas about," she mumbled. My grandmother came back into the room and claimed she was tired, excusing herself to take a nap. Grandma seemed to be unawaire that Shirley was holding my balls as she walked by placing Shirley's teeth on the end table.

As much as I hated the thought of doing it, Shirley's hand felt really good right now. She was the first woman to touch me since my wife. I was 35 and had just broken up with my wife six weeks earlier, though it had been so much longer since we had had sex. I had come here today because my grandmother said I could stay with them at her house while I looked for one of my own.

I stood now with this 90 year old woman molesting me, trying to decide what to next when I felt her hand leave my balls and grip my hardening cock. After a couple firm strokes I couldn't take it, I unzipped my pants and leaned over her wheel chair.




There you go Horse, I thought I might write the next part for you from his point of view, I say lets keep this going. Who wants to do part 3?

[ejls]

I think I'm going to be ill.

I'm on vacation this week and trying to find the time to read one last story. Too many people around who just would not understand what this old grandmother is doing here.

[wantsomefun]

If it weren't for "bump" posts, all our stories would be on page three! Isn't anyone reading? Even some of the entrants haven't commented on some of the stories here or given them any attention on the Sex Stories site.

What do we need here? More sex?











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[Prurient Purveyer]

Originally Posted by wantsomefun

If it weren't for "bump" posts, all our stories would be on page three! Isn't anyone reading? Even some of the entrants haven't commented on some of the stories here or given them any attention on the Sex Stories site.

What do we need here? More sex?

Not wishing to put too fine a point on it beloved fellow contestant but it seems every one's a bit (five letters, starts with B and ends with D and rhymes with sword, lord, Claude and roared.)

No! Sorry I'm not letting on what the word is- as a skilled and accomplished writer you're going have to work that out for yourself.

Aren't you? Hmm.

[ejls]

Originally Posted by Prurient Purveyer

Not wishing to put too fine a point on it beloved fellow contestant but it seems every one's a bit (five letters, starts with B and ends with D and rhymes with sword, lord, Claude and roared.)

No! Sorry I'm not letting on what the word is- as a skilled and accomplished writer you're going have to work that out for yourself.

Aren't you? Hmm.

Even a comment telling me that my story is boring is better than no comment at all. At least then I would know that the other writers have read it.

[Prurient Purveyer]

Originally Posted by ejls

Even a comment telling me that my story is boring is better than no comment at all. At least then I would know that the other writers have read it.

No its not and anyway yours is pretty damned special and that's coming from me.

[snowleopard3200]

Originally Posted by ejls

Even a comment telling me that my story is boring is better than no comment at all. At least then I would know that the other writers have read it.

I agree with you there ejls.

[JackassTales]

Originally Posted by ejls

Even a comment telling me that my story is boring is better than no comment at all. At least then I would know that the other writers have read it.

Your story is not boring, but this summer, it's a bit discontenting. I bet you're wishing your entry was as good as mine. Oh well, maybe next time.

[Dizzyworks673]

Wow! Jt if I didn't know you were joking I would have said OUCH to that last comment. Whats' discontenting around here this summer is I think WSF is right and everyone packed their stuff and left.

The last few days around here have felt as empty as the hallways of a local highschool in July. I know that it's summer and we all have jobs and families and all but where did everyone go? Or am I just on here to much? The second could be the case.

[wantsomefun]

[snowleopard3200]

WSF and Dizzy - the silence is getting disturbing to a degree I wonder how it will affect the voting in the CAW voting phase.

[Dizzyworks673]

That was kind of our concern too. I hope more then just the ten of us vote! But the forum seems as empy as an outdoor playground in a rainstorm right now. To use another sporting reference, I feel like this contest is like kids playing baseball in a thunderstorm, only the parents and a couple people showed up to watch.

I really hope I'm wrong but as WSF so perfectly put it I can hear crickets out here in the forum the last few days. I was afraid of this happening during the last thread fighting that we had going on. I said then that all the in fighting was costing us readers and quality people and now it seems it's just us few in here lately.

[ahorsewithnoname]

Take a look at your calendars, folks.

The dog days of summer is a reference to porn, it's a reference to this time of year. People are winding down their summers, getting the kids ready for school, getting themselves back into college, and all that. These forums are notoriously slow during this time period, we I pushed onward anyway to get this challenge done so that the winner would have a prime time (the Fall) and get done before any of the major holidays took hold.

So we'll tough it out. No fret, no regret. If we have a low vote count, well, go kick some of the people on your friends list and tell them to get their ass over here and vote.

Oh...I forgot, not time yet to vote. Well, it will be tomorrow. I'll get the vote machine in place and then we'll vote and run the voting until next Sunday. Gives everyone a chance to go stir up some interest. Ya'll know there are other sections to this forum, right? Like GD, for example. Go piss in their pool a little bit and see if you can get some readers coming over here.

[wantsomefun]

Originally Posted by ahorsewithnoname

Ya'll know there are other sections to this forum, right? Like GD, for example. Go piss in their pool a little bit and see if you can get some readers coming over here.

Oh, I thought that was what you do in Sexuality.

[Hornycountryboy]

Alright I want to apologize for not reading everyone's work yet, in fact I only read one so far, and if the other nine are as good I am in for a real treat. But I will most definitely be reading them soon.

Again I apologize.

[snowleopard3200]

Originally Posted by Hornycountryboy

Alright I want to apologize for not reading everyone's work yet, in fact I only read one so far, and if the other nine are as good I am in for a real treat. But I will most definitely be reading them soon.

Again I apologize.

Don't worry about it, you still have a few, final, desperate hours left...

[Dizzyworks673]

Originally Posted by Hornycountryboy

Alright I want to apologize for not reading everyone's work yet, in fact I only read one so far, and if the other nine are as good I am in for a real treat. But I will most definitely be reading them soon.

Again I apologize.

I think we are cutting that a little close, I think the voting phase starts today. I thought I saw Horse post something stating that it was today or maybe he was going to offically post the voting set up, one of the two.

[JackassTales]

Originally Posted by Dizzyworks673

Wow! Jt if I didn't know you were joking I would have said OUCH to that last comment. Whats' discontenting around here this summer is I think WSF is right and everyone packed their stuff and left.

The last few days around here have felt as empty as the hallways of a local highschool in July. I know that it's summer and we all have jobs and families and all but where did everyone go? Or am I just on here to much? The second could be the case.

WOW, Dizzy, I'm glad you realized that I was joking with ejls! My jab at her came from the fact that her stories have won 3 challenges...while mine have won none...