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Old 08-16-2012, 10:56 PM   #201
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Jesus Molly, ever considered writing a country and western song? You've got all the bases covered... When Erica left did she take your truck?
I live in the East Village; so I do not have a vehicle. I walk, take the train, or cab to wherever I need to go. I rarely leave Manhattan; and I hate country music. Country music is whiny music, like: 'My wife left me, I got fired, my house burnt down, my dog died, etc., etc.'...

Country music is enough to make one want to 'off' themselves. My new meds are working beautifully. I can't believe I was going to cut myself again. And now I may make a full recovery!!!

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Old 08-16-2012, 10:57 PM   #202
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I live in the East Village; so I do not have a vehicle. I walk, take the train, or cab to wherever I need to go. I rarely leave Manhattan; and I hate country music. Country music is whiny music, like: 'My wife left me, I got fired, my house burnt down, my dog died, etc., etc.'...

Country music is enough to make one want to 'off' themselves. My new meds are working beautifully. I can't believe I was going to cut myself again. And now I may make a full recovery!!!

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ohhh just fuck off already!! seriously everyone just stop replying to this fucking weirdo
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Old 08-16-2012, 11:00 PM   #203
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Dear ejls: Thank you for your post. I can not believe a moderator actually responded. It means a lot to me. Have you been following all along; or did you just read about my situation today??

The Uggs were imitations. I was too embarassed to admit it; but he got them on Canal Street ~ where they sell all the knock off products in China Town. My sisters told me so as they laughed. When I compared them to the real ones in the store; I knew they were right.

Erika mentioned she was a poster on here right before we broke up; so I did not get a chance to ask her what user name she uses. But, if she was here; I guess I would have known by now. But then again, I've only been here 3 days. She might be doing other things...

I have not seen 'Joliet' but I have heard about her. I would be very interested in viewing some of her posts...as I have been compared to her...

In addition, what does it take to be a moderator? Is there a chance I could be one someday??

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Molly dear, why would you ask when you know I've responded to you a couple of times already.

My sisters go to Oxford,
Fake ugs is all my dad can afford.
He shops in Chinatown for meeeeeeee.
Please feel sorry for meeeeeeee.

My name is MOLLLLLYYYYYYYY
Santa never gave me a dolllllyyyyyy.
I'm as lonely as can beeeeeee.
Please feel sorry for meeeeeeeeee.

Rarely, and I mean rarely, does bullshit annoy me but I will admit it this time. This is just ridiculous. Funny, but annoyingly ridiculous.
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Old 08-16-2012, 11:00 PM   #204
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ohhh just fuck off already!! seriously everyone just stop replying to this fucking weirdo

We could but it would be WAY more fun for us all to start putting up our Favorite COUNTRY song from Youtube!! I am sure Erica would love this one:

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Oh another good song for this 'poor' it's situation:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ao138...eature=related
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Molly dear, why would you ask when you know I've responded to you a couple of times already.

My sisters go to Oxford,
Fake ugs is all my dad can afford.
He shops in Chinatown for meeeeeeee.
Please feel sorry for meeeeeeee.

My name is MOLLLLLYYYYYYYY
Santa never gave me a dolllllyyyyyy.
I'm as lonely as can beeeeeee.
Please feel sorry for meeeeeeeeee.

Rarely, and I mean rarely, does bullshit annoy me but I will admit it this time. This is just ridiculous. Funny, but annoyingly ridiculous.
If I did ask you before I apologize. I was hopped up on wine and ambien the other night; and have no recollection. And I am shocked and appalled at my very own behavior. I truly am sorry. You seem upset with me so I will not post for a while; as I do not want anything bad to happen (i.e. getting banned.) I am not wanted here anyway; so it is for the best...

Again, sorry...

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Old 08-16-2012, 11:19 PM   #208
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I live in the East Village; so I do not have a vehicle. I walk, take the train, or cab to wherever I need to go. I rarely leave Manhattan; and I hate country music. Country music is whiny music, like: 'My wife left me, I got fired, my house burnt down, my dog died, etc., etc.'...

Country music is enough to make one want to 'off' themselves. My new meds are working beautifully. I can't believe I was going to cut myself again. And now I may make a full recovery!!!

Yay!
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Fuck, this thread is country music per your definition!
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Old 08-16-2012, 11:28 PM   #209
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as I said on the other thread that is mocking her:

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ok just to be obvious, and I am sure my other forum goers have noticed this but her name is STARRING Molly.... that mean she is Starring in ths own little act and story that she has created. so obviously everything she/he says is a fake like she/he is. And if she/he was just here to find hers/his love that she/he obviously didnt love because they cheated on them, then why does he/she have a picture and fill out their bio?

Just thought i would point out a few MORE things this thing has agasint them.

Just saying.
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Oh heres for all you partiersout ther:

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Molly dear, why would you ask when you know I've responded to you a couple of times already.

My sisters go to Oxford,
Fake ugs is all my dad can afford.
He shops in Chinatown for meeeeeeee.
Please feel sorry for meeeeeeee.

My name is MOLLLLLYYYYYYYY
Santa never gave me a dolllllyyyyyy.
I'm as lonely as can beeeeeee.
Please feel sorry for meeeeeeeeee.

Rarely, and I mean rarely, does bullshit annoy me but I will admit it this time. This is just ridiculous. Funny, but annoyingly ridiculous.
In one of its posts on page 4 (one of the last before a new page) she asks about becoming a mod. If I'm not mistaken, Joliet or the personas of Joliet, consistently asked about being a mod.

IMO, its a deliberate slip. Showing her hand if you will.
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In one of its posts on page 4 (one of the last before a new page) she asks about becoming a mod. If I'm not mistaken, Joliet or the personas of Joliet, consistently asked about being a mod.

IMO, its a deliberate slip. Showing her hand if you will.
If there is one thing that Joliet NEVER is - it's desperate. Even I would never insult Joliet by insinuating they are the same person.

PS - don't you love it when a new person asks about becoming a mod?
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The only reason why s/he wants to become a mod is so s/he can Ban all of us that state our opinion
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If there is one thing that Joliet NEVER is - it's desperate. Even I would never insult Joliet by insinuating they are the same person.

PS - don't you love it when a new person asks about becoming a mod?
Check our IP addresses. You will see for yourself. I know you have the capability as a mod I believe...you will see the IP's are different...

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Definition of the term 'public school' in the UK

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public_...United_Kingdom)

It's a term actually applied to exclusive schools...........someone has their terminology all to cock - that and the Oxford/London slip up.

Pull the other one Molly, it's got bells on.
Thanks for the correction. I am not that worldly traveled obviously...

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Thanks for the correction. I am not that worldly traveled obviously...

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And caught in another little white lie. Molly - do yourself a favor. Don't even try to continue the charade. We've had the best here.
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And caught in another little white lie. Molly - do yourself a favor. Don't even try to continue the charade. We've had the best here.
Every chat site I've been on has a way of checking IP's. Perhaps this one does not. Not sure; as I am new. I have not lashed out at anyone; nor even cursed, nor complained about anything. I think that says a lot about myself...

Not sure what you mean by 'We've had the best here.'

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Every chat site I've been on has a way of checking IP's. Perhaps this one does not. Not sure; as I am new. I have not lashed out at anyone; nor even cursed, nor complained about anything. I think that says a lot about myself...

Not sure what you mean by 'We've had the best here.'

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No, you haven't been mean at all. You're just calling attention to yourself with lies that you can't keep up with. Poor little old me, my sisters go to Oxford while I had to go to public school. Seriously? Did you not do any research? All I got were Uggs for Christmas. Oh, I forgot to tell you they were imitation.

What's next? "Oops, my bad."?

We've had the best means members who lied for months before they were found out. I don't have any reason to request an IP check on you. You haven't broken any rules, and have given us all a great laugh. You're not Joliet. You're not that good.
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You honestly believe you've not complained about being dumped, your fake uggs, your sick cat, how butthurt you are that we're not taking your emo wailing seriously?
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You honestly believe you've not complained about being dumped, your fake uggs, your sick cat, how butthurt you are that we're not taking your emo wailing seriously?
I love you -

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In a completely straight and hetero way, of course.
Of course! And you know the feeling's mutual
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You honestly believe you've not complained about being dumped, your fake uggs, your sick cat, how butthurt you are that we're not taking your emo wailing seriously?
What you believe is relative to your own life experiences. I believed in unicorns until I was 11. I was wrong. I also thought that co-joined twins did not exist. I was wrong there too. There are anomalies in life. And I am not starting a million threads or being mean like some people are to me...

So if you don't like, it's only 1 thread you have to avoid. Wishing you the best...

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20 bucks says its a sock account set up in June to do this now using a proxy server to hide the true IP address.
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Ok sooooo I just had an Epiphany..... and its ok to call me slow on this one.... but Molly's title.... its true.... O.O ....... s/he IS a whore.... an ATTENCHION whore..... bahahahahahahaha
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but he got them on Canal Street ~ where they sell all the knock off products in China Town.
Good God you're from New York? There aren't many times I'm glad I moved down south, but now is one of them....


Ummmm, sweetie, I used to shop on Canal street, and on Jamaica ave in Queens. You can get real Uggs there....
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Not sure what you would like to talk about; there seems to be a lot of that lately. I did receive your private note; but I had to disable that feature due to the amount of notes. I feel bad about that; but if I respond to one, I must respond to all...and I am not ready to do that right now...

In that past I did; and I was stalked on another site by various people. Besides, I might not be that much fun to talk to right now; and I do not want to bring anyone down. But I appreciate the request...

If you are concerned about the haters; do not be. It is OK. When darkness and light are put in the same room; light wins 100% of the time. I'll be OK...

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Or maybe she was drunk the day Erica got out of prison
and they BOTH got ran over by a damn old train!
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If you are concerned about the haters

*looks around* ok ladies and gents lets take a vote all that hate Molly raise there hand. *looks around no one rises hands*

Ok All who think that S/he is a attenchion whore and is just here to try and make herself seem better then other, and is acting.... hence her name STARRING Molly.... please raise your hand. *everyone raises hands*

Well now that THAT is settled.... next crazy topic....
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Good God you're from New York? There aren't many times I'm glad I moved down south, but now is one of them....

A friend of mine lives off of Jamaica Ave on 93rs street...right off of Woodhaven Blvd. We've shopped on Jamaica Ave. Those are all fakes...

Where in the city did you live?? I am currently in the East Village off of Ave. A. Even though not old enough to drink; I sneak into St. Mark's Place Tavern all the time. Love pizza at Lombardi's as well...

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Ummmm, sweetie, I used to shop on Canal street, and on Jamaica ave in Queens. You can get real Uggs there....
A friend of mine lives off of Jamaica Ave on 93rs street...right off of Woodhaven Blvd. We've shopped on Jamaica Ave. Those are all fakes...

Where in the city did you live?? I am currently in the East Village off of Ave. A. Even though not old enough to drink; I sneak into St. Mark's Place Tavern all the time. Love pizza at Lombardi's as well...

NYC, (917)
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Good God you're from New York? There aren't many times I'm glad I moved down south, but now is one of them....


Ummmm, sweetie, I used to shop on Canal street, and on Jamaica ave in Queens. You can get real Uggs there....
Have a friend that lives on 93rd street off of Jamaica Ave., 1 block from Woodhaven. Are you serious??? Those are all fakes...

So much for taking the J train out there; not worth it.

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How has this dull attention whoring not been moved to General Discussion, home to all self-serious pseudo-intellectual wank fests? This is Sexuality. Our attention whoring is specific: deviant, and sometimes repetitive, but not dull in and of itself like this, and always at least tangentially about getting off. Pic & Movies have their own, very obvious attention whores. Whiny, look-at-me-and-my-oh-so-special-world bullshit belongs in the forum where people have decided that a fucking porn site is the proper outlet for what they amusingly term their politics and philosophy. If you're not talking about something that causes one to cum, GTFO of sexuality you boring ass twat!
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How has this dull attention whoring not been moved to General Discussion, home to all self-serious pseudo-intellectual wank fests? This is Sexuality. Our attention whoring is specific: deviant, and sometimes repetitive, but not dull in and of itself like this, and always at least tangentially about getting off. Pic & Movies have their own, very obvious attention whores. Whiny, look-at-me-and-my-oh-so-special-world bullshit belongs in the forum where people have decided that a fucking porn site is the proper outlet for what they amusingly term their politics and philosophy. If you're not talking about something that causes one to cum, GTFO of sexuality you boring ass twat!
Dear babblefunk: You're a little bit late to the party. I originally posted this in General Discussion. The mod 'eijs' moved it here. Ask others, or ask her...or you can go over to the General Discussion forum and read the thread I posted; 'Why was my thread moved.' It's halfway down the page...

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In addition, what does it take to be a moderator? Is there a chance I could be one someday??

Thanks again,
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YES! You can and should be a moderator on this site; I have no doubt that you would be the finest moderator in the history of the Internet!

So please RUN (do NOT walk) immediately to the nearest airport and head to Nepal to complete the required "Moderator Aptitude Discernment Exam Ultimately Picking Seriously Helpful Internet Types".

The physical portion of the exam requires that you retrieve three ounces of water from the Makalu-Barun glacier valley in the Himalayas, along with a tablespoon of snow from the summit of Dhaulagiri, before crossing the Indian border to harvest a pound of oolong tea leaves in Darjeeling, which MUST occur during the second flush harvest that precedes the monsoon season (since, as everyone knows, the tea harvested during the monsoon season is absolute CRAP!).

With that accomplished, you will move on to the spiritual portion of the exam, which involves a five-year period of reflection and contemplation at a site beyond the reach of modern distractions (NO electricity, telephones, and CERTAINLY no internet!). Once this has been completed, you will have achieved a heightened state of enlightenment, but, alas, will probably not be able to provide an enlightened response to the many "Does God really exist?" threads. (Unless, of course, you meet Him in person after an unfortunate Ambien overdose.)

The last leg of your journey is designed to prove that you possess the endurance required to serve as a moderator here for a period of at least 20 years. (I mean, what would be the point of spending a whole $7.29 to train you, only to have you quit after a year or two?) The only way to prove this, of course, is for you to serve as a moderator on another website for 20 years, preferably for an organization that does not require their employees to pass random drug testing.

Oh, and did I mention that you MUST NOT allow the Dhaulagiri snow to melt before you return to the States? 'Cause, if THAT happens, you'll have to start all over again!

So hurry along now... we are SO looking forward to welcoming you back here in about 22 years or so, as a moderator held in the very highest regard.
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Old 08-17-2012, 04:24 AM   #236
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YES! You can and should be a moderator on this site; I have no doubt that you would be the finest moderator in the history of the Internet!

So please RUN (do NOT walk) immediately to the nearest airport and head to Nepal to complete the required "Moderator Aptitude Discernment Exam Ultimately Picking Seriously Helpful Internet Types".

The physical portion of the exam requires that you retrieve three ounces of water from the Makalu-Barun glacier valley in the Himalayas, along with a tablespoon of snow from the summit of Dhaulagiri, before crossing the Indian border to harvest a pound of oolong tea leaves in Darjeeling, which MUST occur during the second flush harvest that precedes the monsoon season (since, as everyone knows, the tea harvested during the monsoon season is absolute CRAP!).

With that accomplished, you will move on to the spiritual portion of the exam, which involves a five-year period of reflection and contemplation at a site beyond the reach of modern distractions (NO electricity, telephones, and CERTAINLY no internet!). Once this has been completed, you will have achieved a heightened state of enlightenment, but, alas, will probably not be able to provide an enlightened response to the many "Does God really exist?" threads. (Unless, of course, you meet Him in person after an unfortunate Ambien overdose.)

The last leg of your journey is designed to prove that you possess the endurance required to serve as a moderator here for a period of at least 20 years. (I mean, what would be the point of spending a whole $7.29 to train you, only to have you quit after a year or two?) The only way to prove this, of course, is for you to serve as a moderator on another website for 20 years, preferably for an organization that does not require their employees to pass random drug testing.

Oh, and did I mention that you MUST NOT allow the Dhaulagiri snow to melt before you return to the States? 'Cause, if THAT happens, you'll have to start all over again!

So hurry along now... we are SO looking forward to welcoming you back here in about 22 years or so, as a moderator held in the very highest regard.
I remember you! The 'happy person.' I admire your heart avatar. Speaking of hearts; I have had a change of heart on my desire to become a moderator... I think I would relapse into ambien and wine and make poor judgements. Would that be so fair to others??? I do not think so...

I am not sure what the issue is with my presence here; but I have contained it to one thread. There are other threads for people to enjoy. Being a mod would not work out; as I NEVER leave Manhattan unless absolutely necessary...

What will become of me??

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YES! You can and should be a moderator on this site; I have no doubt that you would be the finest moderator in the history of the Internet!

So please RUN (do NOT walk) immediately to the nearest airport and head to Nepal to complete the required "Moderator Aptitude Discernment Exam Ultimately Picking Seriously Helpful Internet Types".

The physical portion of the exam requires that you retrieve three ounces of water from the Makalu-Barun glacier valley in the Himalayas, along with a tablespoon of snow from the summit of Dhaulagiri, before crossing the Indian border to harvest a pound of oolong tea leaves in Darjeeling, which MUST occur during the second flush harvest that precedes the monsoon season (since, as everyone knows, the tea harvested during the monsoon season is absolute CRAP!).

With that accomplished, you will move on to the spiritual portion of the exam, which involves a five-year period of reflection and contemplation at a site beyond the reach of modern distractions (NO electricity, telephones, and CERTAINLY no internet!). Once this has been completed, you will have achieved a heightened state of enlightenment, but, alas, will probably not be able to provide an enlightened response to the many "Does God really exist?" threads. (Unless, of course, you meet Him in person after an unfortunate Ambien overdose.)

The last leg of your journey is designed to prove that you possess the endurance required to serve as a moderator here for a period of at least 20 years. (I mean, what would be the point of spending a whole $7.29 to train you, only to have you quit after a year or two?) The only way to prove this, of course, is for you to serve as a moderator on another website for 20 years, preferably for an organization that does not require their employees to pass random drug testing.

Oh, and did I mention that you MUST NOT allow the Dhaulagiri snow to melt before you return to the States? 'Cause, if THAT happens, you'll have to start all over again!

So hurry along now... we are SO looking forward to welcoming you back here in about 22 years or so, as a moderator held in the very highest regard.
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Why do a lot of your words have *'s around them? I am confused...as I listen to youtube. Any song suggestions?? I was playing Kate Bush before. That song 'don't give up.' but must need a new song...

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Why do a lot of your words have *'s around them? I am confused...as I listen to youtube. Any song suggestions?? I was playing Kate Bush before. That song 'don't give up.' but must need a new song...

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Don't give up. Suicide never wins. Avoid it. You'll hurt those that love you. I came close to doing it; but I was afraid I would mess it up...and merely end up paralyzed in a vegatative state. That would be even worse. I was going to throw myself in front of a train (subway to you country people), but did not because a stranger asked me for spare change. And I saw someone who was in a worse position for me. It gave me hope...

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Old 08-17-2012, 05:07 AM   #243
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Why do a lot of your words have *'s around them? I am confused...as I listen to youtube. Any song suggestions?? I was playing Kate Bush before. That song 'don't give up.' but must need a new song...

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its an action like if i wanted to virtually kick someone i would be like *kick* simple look at the word inbetween and what the word is its an action of something i would be doing if we were all in a mental instatute called XNXX ahahaha
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its an action like if i wanted to virtually kick someone i would be like *kick* simple look at the word inbetween and what the word is its an action of something i would be doing if we were all in a mental instatute called XNXX ahahaha
Well, I still do not get it; but everyone has their unique style I suppose. I did a little research on this 'Joliet' thing. I will admit, my hand was forced. Personally, I do not see any resemblance at all. He was much more diverse in his postings; and used various topics...where as I stick to one...

Aside from that; the writing style is very different. I do not use big words, nor contracted words (unless necessary.) Also the 'page breaks' and 'jump cuts' are very different. I usually write 3 or 4 lines, then 'page break.' I never write more than 3 or 4 mini paragraphs...

So I am a bit confused for the correlations between us. I did request an IP check; which was delcined. Anyway, people can believe what they want...not trying to be snotty...but I see no resemblance. i hope all is well by you ... where ever you are...

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I do not click on links; as my Dell laptop could get a nasty STD virus. It has happened before. I saw you post on my thread earlier...do you know me?? Why are you doing this to me??....

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Old 08-17-2012, 06:45 AM   #248
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Jste lhář a pouze snaží získat body drama. Jste jednoduchá dítě s dětskou myslí a neví nic o světě.
je to ve vašem nejlepším zájmu zastavit posedlý někoho jiného a začít věřit v sebe.
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Jste lhář a pouze snaží získat body drama. Jste jednoduchá dítě s dětskou myslí a neví nic o světě.
je to ve vašem nejlepším zájmu zastavit posedlý někoho jiného a začít věřit v sebe.
Not sure what you are trying to accomplish with a foreign language; as you have also posted the same on my other thread in General Discussion. But, I have not time to use Google translator...

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This thread is "freaking retarded!!!" (said out loud with my best nepoleon dynamite voice. Hahaha very dramatic.
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