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Old 08-16-2012, 03:26 AM   #1
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Old 08-16-2012, 03:38 AM   #2
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Should we whine about our lost fantasy lover who doesn't exist and pretend we are of the opposite sex and feign indignation at everything while being exceptionally emotional and whine continuously?

I'll start.

Oh! I am so upset! I am a young lady and my lesbian lover abandoned me! You all won't understand. Please reply to me! NO! Don't reply to me! I must cry now. I have a bottle of wine and pills! Shall I take them? Too late, I have consumed them! Why fate? Why damn you!

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I am leaving this forum as we speak Goodbye Daddy!

Daddy, remember that I am only alive when you put words in my mouth and display my picture.

Daddy, I love you. What is going to be your next XNXX profile?

I will be dead until then.

Can you tell me?

"Honey, the moderators are going to ban me if I tell anyone. I am supposed to come back incognito."

Daddy, what does "incognito" mean?

"Honey, it means that you have to live alone now, and forget about me."

Daddy, don't leave me!

"Goodbye Honey. I love you!"

Daddy, don't leave!

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I'm leaving if Deirdre gets banned.
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I'm staying because I love Deidre, even though it was shown it was really a pervert guy but I'm ignoring anybody that says that and I can continue to wank off to another guy.
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Old 08-16-2012, 05:13 PM   #4
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No, I will not participate in such foolishness. DAMMIT!
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Old 08-16-2012, 05:20 PM   #6
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Oh yes you will.... You can't help yourself.
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This thread will be moved to Games as soon as a mod sees it. Then the OP will start a new thread asking why the thread was moved...
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alright since this is the post without reason thread, I'll ask a "sexuality ' question.
Do zippers in women's jeans serve the same functions as in men's jeans? Coz for all i know women don't seem to prefer standing while peeing.
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alright since this is the post without reason thread, I'll ask a "sexuality ' question.
Do zippers in women's jeans serve the same functions as in men's jeans? Coz for all i know women don't seem to prefer standing while peeing.
Maybe it's for the Rachel maddow's of the world.
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This thread already exists in the GAMES section.
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Its not a game
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Old 08-16-2012, 07:27 PM   #13
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this has to be the laziest idea for a thread i've ever seen.
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this has to be the laziest idea for a thread i've ever seen.
I thought it was one of yours
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Old 08-17-2012, 02:41 AM   #16
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Why are you all bitching so much its stupid this makes all of you so mad
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Why are you all bitching so much its stupid this makes all of you so mad
I debated a while whether or not to do this; as I have a feeling as to why this thread was created. Tired of the attention being on me; I pass you the torch...

A BUMP for horneydude864! Please help fulfill his wish!

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my jealousy. it consumes me.
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I debated a while whether or not to do this; as I have a feeling as to why this thread was created. Tired of the attention being on me; I pass you the torch...

A BUMP for horneydude864! Please help fulfill his wish!

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Thanks molly it's a shame that their is not more on here like you
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Thanks molly it's a shame that their is not more on here like you
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I guess this was i bad idea
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It was not a bad idea. The only bad idea was that it was based off of my thread. But you know what, I am an attention whore. I will say it because it is true. And I am honest about it. I walk around the city seeing so many happy couples...

I never hurt anyone on this site; yet look at what has happened here. I hope you get your wish horny864; but remember...with that comes a great responsibility...

Nobody can ever say I was selfish; as I 'bumped' your thread in order to help you achieve your goal. Having a 'red thread' is a lot of work...

time for more wine

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This thread just pulls you back in.....
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Tomfoolery? I resemble that remark
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You're not a fool, don't say things like that.....
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This thread just pulls you back in.....
Ok, N.E. Woman...there is nothing to draww back in , in my stuper. He wanteed replies...and i am trying to help. God knwos I cant write worth a nickkle. so if i can nnot have my draem...pass it on...

ambien (sorr)y it is a shame you only live 200 miles frommm me. I knwo i suck as a writer..

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You're not a fool, don't say things like that.....
No? It is almost midnight. I worked 11 hours today. Somebody please tear my fingers away from this keyboard and take me to bed.
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You all are awsome i really mean that
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Are you drunk?
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yes......ambieen and wine..,,,,,,,white wine

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This is a completely stupid idea for a thread.
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Or maybe it's brilliant.
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And since smc posted on it and didn't move it,
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I guess it's staying in GD!
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the rthead was bou t me. sorry ambien. thread was about mee.

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molly. say hello to turtle for e= me.
I think I have found my first secret (ok, maybe not so secret) admirer.
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I think I have found my first secret (ok, maybe not so secret) admirer.
If your name was 'Tina' instead of 'Tommy' you would be correct. I just like your posts; and I enjoy turtles; as I can relate to them because I am shy and quiet...and reserved in my own little shell; which shelters me from the world, and the cruel comments on here...

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If your name was 'Tina' instead of 'Tommy' you would be correct. I just like your posts; and I enjoy turtles; as I can relate to them because I am shy and quiet...and reserved in my own little shell; which shelters me from the world, and the cruel comments on here...

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Hey, it's the internet. I can be Tina if I want to. (Enough guys in personals do it.) You can like guys if you want.

There was an old TV commercial with a line in it that I always liked "Try it, you'll like it!"
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There was an old TV commercial with a line in it that I always liked "Try it, you'll like it!"
I prefer 'fish,' as I am afraid of penis. Very afraid. I posted that on my 'whore' thread, and people kept posting penis pictures. I got physically sick. Did you see those graphic photos?? That is why they moved it to the 'sexual' forum; but I want it back here...

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I prefer 'fish,' as I am afraid of penis. Very afraid. I posted that on my 'whore' thread, and people kept posting penis pictures. I got physically sick. Did you see those graphic photos?? That is why they moved it to the 'sexual' forum; but I want it back here...

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If you don't mind, may I ask why you are afraid of penises?
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If you don't mind, may I ask why you are afraid of penises?
She did explain that in her other thread. I think she just hasn't met the right one yet because I don't to look at other people's penises either. On the other hand, I am a lesbian trapped in a male body. So I need to make due with what God gave me.
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Aren't we all
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Turtle is right shyguy. I explained it on the 'whore' thread. I do not wish to explain it again; for fear of getting physically ill. Just typing this is making my stomach feel not so good...

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Turtle is right shyguy. I explained it on the 'whore' thread. I do not wish to explain it again; for fear of getting physically ill. Just typing this is making my stomach feel not so good...

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I haven't read all of that thread but I'll read it there. No need for you to get sick.
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