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Sex Lover
Join Date: Apr 2012
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Just for fun
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Porn Surfer
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: California
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Should we whine about our lost fantasy lover who doesn't exist and pretend we are of the opposite sex and feign indignation at everything while being exceptionally emotional and whine continuously?
I'll start. Oh! I am so upset! I am a young lady and my lesbian lover abandoned me! You all won't understand. Please reply to me! NO! Don't reply to me! I must cry now. I have a bottle of wine and pills! Shall I take them? Too late, I have consumed them! Why fate? Why damn you! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Sex Machine
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I am leaving this forum as we speak Goodbye Daddy!
Daddy, remember that I am only alive when you put words in my mouth and display my picture. Daddy, I love you. What is going to be your next XNXX profile? I will be dead until then. Can you tell me? "Honey, the moderators are going to ban me if I tell anyone. I am supposed to come back incognito." Daddy, what does "incognito" mean? "Honey, it means that you have to live alone now, and forget about me." Daddy, don't leave me! "Goodbye Honey. I love you!" Daddy, don't leave! ..................................................................... I'm leaving if Deirdre gets banned. ...................................................................... I'm staying because I love Deidre, even though it was shown it was really a pervert guy but I'm ignoring anybody that says that and I can continue to wank off to another guy.
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Sex Lover
Join Date: Apr 2012
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How is everybody?
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Porn Star
Join Date: Apr 2011
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No, I will not participate in such foolishness. DAMMIT!
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More Spicy than Sweet
Join Date: May 2012
Location: New England
Age: 43
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Oh yes you will.... You can't help yourself.
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"Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy." Henry Kissinger NO Photos, Skype, chat, email, sex-text or c2c EVER
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The Curly Wurly Man
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Running through the mind of a Dark Haired Beauty.
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Why not try this in games.
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Having an Out of Shell Experience
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Corn Country
Age: 55
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This thread will be moved to Games as soon as a mod sees it. Then the OP will start a new thread asking why the thread was moved...
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Resident Alien
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Between the Near and Far East
Age: 21
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alright since this is the post without reason thread, I'll ask a "sexuality ' question.
Do zippers in women's jeans serve the same functions as in men's jeans? Coz for all i know women don't seem to prefer standing while peeing.
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Sex Lover
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Maybe it's for the Rachel maddow's of the world.
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Join Date: Mar 2009
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This thread already exists in the GAMES section.
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Sex Lover
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Having an Out of Shell Experience
Join Date: Apr 2008
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You can explain that to the mods after this thread is moved.
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Horned & Dangerous
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: in your dreams
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this has to be the laziest idea for a thread i've ever seen.
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I'm just saying. |
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I thought it was one of yours
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Sex Lover
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Why are you all bitching so much its stupid this makes all of you so mad
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Banned!
Join Date: Aug 2012
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A BUMP for horneydude864! Please help fulfill his wish! ~always Molly
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Horned & Dangerous
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I'm just saying. |
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Sex Lover
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Thanks molly it's a shame that their is not more on here like you
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Banned!
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Sex Lover
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I guess this was i bad idea
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Horned & Dangerous
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I refuse to participate in the continuation of this absurd tomfoolery
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Sex Lover
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We are all attention whores
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Horned & Dangerous
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no i'm not.
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It was not a bad idea. The only bad idea was that it was based off of my thread. But you know what, I am an attention whore. I will say it because it is true. And I am honest about it. I walk around the city seeing so many happy couples...
I never hurt anyone on this site; yet look at what has happened here. I hope you get your wish horny864; but remember...with that comes a great responsibility... Nobody can ever say I was selfish; as I 'bumped' your thread in order to help you achieve your goal. Having a 'red thread' is a lot of work... time for more wine drunk, moolly |
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More Spicy than Sweet
Join Date: May 2012
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This thread just pulls you back in.....
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Having an Out of Shell Experience
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More Spicy than Sweet
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You're not a fool, don't say things like that.....
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Banned!
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Ok, N.E. Woman...there is nothing to draww back in , in my stuper. He wanteed replies...and i am trying to help. God knwos I cant write worth a nickkle. so if i can nnot have my draem...pass it on...
ambien (sorr)y it is a shame you only live 200 miles frommm me. I knwo i suck as a writer.. moly |
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Having an Out of Shell Experience
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No? It is almost midnight. I worked 11 hours today. Somebody please tear my fingers away from this keyboard and take me to bed.
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Sex Lover
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You all are awsome i really mean that
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Having an Out of Shell Experience
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Banned!
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Porn Star
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![]() that's all . . . just grinning.
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This is a completely stupid idea for a thread.
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Or maybe it's brilliant.
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And since smc posted on it and didn't move it,
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I guess it's staying in GD!
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Porn Star
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huh??
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Having an Out of Shell Experience
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I think I have found my first secret (ok, maybe not so secret) admirer.
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Having an Out of Shell Experience
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There was an old TV commercial with a line in it that I always liked "Try it, you'll like it!" |
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Banned!
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Having an Out of Shell Experience
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She did explain that in her other thread. I think she just hasn't met the right one yet because I don't to look at other people's penises either. On the other hand, I am a lesbian trapped in a male body. So I need to make due with what God gave me.
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Banned!
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Banned!
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I haven't read all of that thread but I'll read it there. No need for you to get sick.
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Resident Alien
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Join the anti dick thread gang, of which all of us guys in GD are full time members.
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