Gynecologist's Assistant Job Opening

freespiritx · 10-10-2012, 01:36 PM

Gynecologist's Assistant Job Opening

A retired man went into the Job Center in Downtown Denver, and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details.

The clerk pulled up the file and read -- "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination.""The annual salary is $65,000, and you'll have to go to Billings, Montana."

"Good grief; is that where the job is?"

"No sir; that's where the end of the line is right now."

Hornydeaf · 10-10-2012, 01:39 PM

HAHA!

freespiritx · 10-10-2012, 01:42 PM

Well,
A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other,

And finally they got married, and had a little sweet
Potato, which they
Called
'Yam.'

Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.

When it was time, they told her about the facts
Of life.

They warned her about going
Out

And

Getting
Half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and
Get a bad
Name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and
End up with a bunch of

Tater
Tots

Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get
Her into the sack and Make a rotten potato out of her!

But on the other hand she
Wouldn't stay home
And become a Couch Potato either.

She would get

Plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her
Shoestring
Cousins.

When she went off to
Europe , Mr. And Mrs. Potato told Yam
To watch out
For the hard-boiled guys from Ireland .

And the

Greasy guys from France called the French Fries. And
When she went out West,

To
Watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped..

Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and
wouldn't associate with
those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all
The trucks that say, 'Frito Lay.'

Mr. & Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (Potato University ) so that when she graduated she'd really

Be in the Chips.

But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Peter Mansbridge.

Peter Mansbridge !!!!
Mr andMrs.
Potato were very upset.

They told yam she couldn't
possibly marry
Peter Mansbridge
because he's just.......

Are you
Ready for this?

Are
You sure?

*

*
OK!
Here it is!

*

*
*

*
A
COMMONTATER

Hornydeaf · 10-10-2012, 01:43 PM

I remember that joke

freespiritx · 10-10-2012, 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hornydeaf

HAHA!

Nice job though, wouldn't you think?
Glad you liked it.

freespiritx · 10-10-2012, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hornydeaf

I remember that joke

Too cute not to post LOL

shootersa · 10-10-2012, 01:48 PM

Tater jokes now

Have you considered medication for your condition?

Hornydeaf · 10-10-2012, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by freespiritx

Nice job though, wouldn't you think?
Glad you liked it.

It would seem like it but that means every woman comes in...meaning the old or any one that happens not to be your type

Though I'm sure the good ones is worth that

Hornydeaf · 10-10-2012, 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by freespiritx

Too cute not to post LOL

lol true

Pandorius999 · 10-10-2012, 01:53 PM

haha nice freespirit. good to see you back on the forum.

freespiritx · 10-10-2012, 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shootersa

Tater jokes now

Have you considered medication for your condition?

You should see some of my meds! SOOOOOO GOOOOOOD.

swingerj · 10-10-2012, 02:42 PM

Great jokes! Made my morning! Thanks!

freespiritx · 10-10-2012, 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pandorius999

haha nice freespirit. good to see you back on the forum.

Glad you liked them.
Many thanks. It's good to be back.

Hornydeaf · 10-10-2012, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by freespiritx

Glad you liked them.
Many thanks. It's good to be back.

You were away too?

wantsomefun · 10-10-2012, 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by freespiritx

You should see some of my meds! SOOOOOO GOOOOOOD.

?

Lioness · 10-10-2012, 08:37 PM

AZRIEL · 10-10-2012, 09:09 PM

freespiritx · 10-10-2012, 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wantsomefun

?

Some people like IPODS and some people like SEED-PODS. OH MY!

freespiritx · 10-10-2012, 10:43 PM

A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica . They were touring around the market-place looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, 'You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop.' So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, 'I 'ave some special sandals I tink you would be interested in. Dey makes you wild at sex.' Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the Sex God that he was.The husband asked the man, 'How could sandals make you a sex freak?'
The Jamaican replied, 'Just try dem on, Mon.' Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in and tried them on.

As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen before!! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him over the table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's thighs.

The Jamaican began screaming: 'You got dem on de wrong feet!'

Hornydeaf · 10-10-2012, 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by freespiritx

A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica . They were touring around the market-place looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, 'You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop.' So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, 'I 'ave some special sandals I tink you would be interested in. Dey makes you wild at sex.' Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the Sex God that he was.The husband asked the man, 'How could sandals make you a sex freak?'
The Jamaican replied, 'Just try dem on, Mon.' Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in and tried them on.

As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen before!! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him over the table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's thighs.

The Jamaican began screaming: 'You got dem on de wrong feet!'

LMFAO

rowdy3128 · 10-11-2012, 02:36 AM

THATS FUNNY.........................

10-10-2012, 01:36 PM	#1
freespiritx Porn Star Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: sailing away. Posts: 2,455	Gynecologist's Assistant Job Opening Gynecologist's Assistant Job Opening A retired man went into the Job Center in Downtown Denver, and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details. The clerk pulled up the file and read -- "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination.""The annual salary is $65,000, and you'll have to go to Billings, Montana." "Good grief; is that where the job is?" "No sir; that's where the end of the line is right now." __________________ \\\\|/// (@@) --oooo--(_)--oooo-- Faith can move mountains, But don't be surprised if God hands you a shovel.

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10-10-2012, 01:42 PM	#3
freespiritx Porn Star Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: sailing away. Posts: 2,455	Well, A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, And finally they got married, and had a little sweet Potato, which they Called 'Yam.' Of course, they wanted the best for Yam. When it was time, they told her about the facts Of life. They warned her about going Out And Getting Half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and Get a bad Name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and End up with a bunch of Tater Tots Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get Her into the sack and Make a rotten potato out of her! But on the other hand she Wouldn't stay home And become a Couch Potato either. She would get Plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her Shoestring Cousins. When she went off to Europe , Mr. And Mrs. Potato told Yam To watch out For the hard-boiled guys from Ireland . And the Greasy guys from France called the French Fries. And When she went out West, To Watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped.. Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all The trucks that say, 'Frito Lay.' Mr. & Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (Potato University ) so that when she graduated she'd really Be in the Chips. But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Peter Mansbridge. Peter Mansbridge !!!! Mr andMrs. Potato were very upset. They told yam she couldn't possibly marry Peter Mansbridge because he's just....... Are you Ready for this? Are You sure? * * OK! Here it is! * * * * A COMMONTATER __________________ \\\\|/// (@@) --oooo--(_)--oooo-- Faith can move mountains, But don't be surprised if God hands you a shovel.

10-10-2012, 01:43 PM	#4
Hornydeaf Porn Star Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: between ur wife's titties Posts: 1,775	I remember that joke __________________ I have a dream that someday ill be going "pppppbbbb" on ur wife's perfect titties "Piss on the obstacles and have fun while doing so"

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10-10-2012, 10:43 PM	#19
freespiritx Porn Star Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: sailing away. Posts: 2,455	A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica . They were touring around the market-place looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, 'You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop.' So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, 'I 'ave some special sandals I tink you would be interested in. Dey makes you wild at sex.' Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the Sex God that he was.The husband asked the man, 'How could sandals make you a sex freak?' The Jamaican replied, 'Just try dem on, Mon.' Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen before!! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him over the table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's thighs. The Jamaican began screaming: 'You got dem on de wrong feet!' __________________ \\\\|/// (@@) --oooo--(_)--oooo-- Faith can move mountains, But don't be surprised if God hands you a shovel.

10-11-2012, 02:36 AM	#21
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