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10-01-2006, 07:30 AM
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The Master Shake
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Official 'Post While You're Drunk Thread'
In light of another drunk thread going right now, I thought I'd make it all official-like. I'm not drunk at the moment but I've seen threads like this on other forums and their always fun. So next time your home and on the sauce don't forget to post. Anything goes and all typos are forgiven.
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10-01-2006, 07:39 AM
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The Raging Horn
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I feel like hitting the bottle right now so I can join in properly.
Then again, as it's 8.30 am on a Sunday Morning here I'd probably best not for now. Hope o join you in your cups soon, though.
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10-01-2006, 02:16 PM
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I didn't make it late enough to see this thread last night. Haven't hit the bottle like that in quite a while. Of course, last night was the first night in the two months that I've lived here that my girl was out of town, and I had nothing to do.
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10-01-2006, 02:26 PM
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So this is the place for us to post things like "I love you, man. You're my best friend, you are!"
or alternatively "Are you looking at my girlfriend?"
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10-01-2006, 02:29 PM
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Yes.
Also, you can sing kareoke here. I'm sure you're great when you're drunk. Also, you can brag about how great you are at pool.
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10-01-2006, 07:23 PM
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No. Even drunk I know I'm crap at pool. The result of not mis-spending my youth. I'm also crap at drinking but I'm working on getting better at that with practice. I'm just never near the PC when I'm pissed.
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10-01-2006, 07:55 PM
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10-01-2006, 07:59 PM
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Personnaly the only time I ever Karaokeed was with a bunch of mates and we did "Bohemian Rhapsody" and cleared the pub.
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10-01-2006, 09:16 PM
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10-01-2006, 09:23 PM
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I thought we sounded good at the time.
 I was very, very drunk. Needing-to-be-helped-onto-a-stool-on-stage-to-sing drunk. And my then-boss was a backing singer. Now she was fun to work for!
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10-01-2006, 11:01 PM
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I roooock at pool!! Seriiusly though, i beat so many ppl won night and won money to bye more drinks! i cnt blv i feel so dizzy from 1 bottle of wine! But hey im a student ! n sum tims i 4get to eat! haha! Thats the way! Is it possible 2 get embarssed online @?? i dnt tink so..mebbe...if ur known i guess. Mmm. I aint :D Uh ok. Musr sleep.
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10-01-2006, 11:33 PM
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10-02-2006, 02:41 PM
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Now there's another reason for me to get internet at home.
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10-03-2006, 12:45 PM
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Go on now, GO.... walk out the door
just turn around now 'cause you're not welcome anymore!!.... Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye you think I'd crumble you think I'd lay down and DIE Oh no, not I......I will survive... as long as i know how to love I know I will stay alive YEAH.... 
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10-03-2006, 04:21 PM
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Ladym,
You were so out of tune that my ears are bleeding! 
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10-03-2006, 04:53 PM
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All y'all are invited to my local Korean Kereoke club, just drop me an email when you're in town.
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10-03-2006, 04:54 PM
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Funny you should say that. I'm due in Korea in, let me see, NEVER!
Thnaks for the offer though.
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10-04-2006, 02:34 AM
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I'm drunk. I think for the first time ever. Woo. Life is good!
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10-04-2006, 02:50 AM
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Ahhh the good old days! when the drinks would flow, and pool balls were flying...then pool ques, and every other thing advailible in the bar...lol.
I haven't been Drunk Drunk, in years, every sence they hammered down on DWI. I've kind of gave up on drinking. But I think I'm do for a good one! If I do...i'll come to this thread , and sing for ya!...lol. Doc. |
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10-04-2006, 02:54 AM
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I'm suprised I can type. I feel really fuzzy but the people I'm talking to say I dont seem it. Weird.
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10-04-2006, 06:26 AM
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If it's your first time, you've got a ways to go before you're really there in the depths.
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10-04-2006, 07:19 AM
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What about high on weed? I was high last night but i didnt wanna braek the rules so i didn't post ha.
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10-04-2006, 01:52 PM
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10-04-2006, 08:44 PM
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10-04-2006, 08:48 PM
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10-04-2006, 10:19 PM
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Unfortunately I won't be home this weekend to drink and post, I'm traveling for a Korean holiday. I might be back on Saturday, so hopefully I'll get drunk then and have something fun to say.
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10-04-2006, 11:00 PM
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If the next day mattered...you go and do what you have to do, and tuff it out!
I used to be a pro, between my mid teens, and early late twenties....lol. |
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10-05-2006, 01:57 AM
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Drunk Joke from the internet!
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from thebathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring the customers!" "I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes my testicles." With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says......... "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!! |
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10-05-2006, 09:23 AM
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10-05-2006, 09:33 AM
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Ladym,
You probaby would sound better when I'm pissed too.
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10-05-2006, 09:45 AM
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that was a damn qiuck sleep welcome ladym, to the forum group I'm sure that if you posted more people would know who you are
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10-05-2006, 01:43 PM
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10-05-2006, 11:31 PM
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i dont't know about drunk but i'm pretty fucking stoned rite now its great :D::D:D:D:D:D
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10-06-2006, 07:27 AM
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i agree with the guy above me. Maybe we should change it to offical post while you're intoxicated for smokers like us. But i have a joke for all
Theres a cop sitting outside of a bar waiting for teh bar to close so he can bust someone for a DUI. So 2 AM rolls around and out comes someone stumbling. The cop watches as he falls down the stairs, stumbles to his car, drop his keys, and then finaly drive off, so naturaly the cop pulls him over. The car pulls over and he walks up to the driver and says "sir, have you been drinking tonight" The man responded no officer, i'm the DD. The cop is confused and asks "designated driver???." And the man responds with No officer, the designated distraction. If the joke makes no sense or i misspell a lot of shit, or if i killed the joke, don't blame me, blame the gangja. |
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10-06-2006, 07:31 AM
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The Raging Horn
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 Nice one, TD.
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10-07-2006, 04:15 PM
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O.K.
I think I'm the first one to post here while actually drunk. And if not...well screw y'all, I'm drunker then you were. Or will be shortly as I have an abundance of soju at my disposal. I can buy it 24/7 here and drink till I pass out in the gutter if I want. Not that I do because that's just not cool. It's cold outside. But anyway, I'll post again when I'm drunker. I've still got a whole nother bottle to finish off. -S-
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10-07-2006, 04:22 PM
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10-07-2006, 05:45 PM
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See, the thing with Korean girls is you never can really tell if their flirting with you or not. Like this girl, Lisa. She started dating marine a few weeks ago, but still talks to me all the time like she's available. Sort of flirty, but not exactly. Enough that it leaves the impression that maybe she is flirting. At first I didn't think she had a boyfriend, then she tells me she does but also tells me that he leaves Dec. 1st back to the states and then i'm all "Booyah!!! I'm back in the game!" but still, it's kind of low to move in on a girl when she's all mourning n'stuff.
Even on top of that, she smokes, which is almost always a deal breaker since if we were dating, or were starting to date, it wouldn't last long since a girl that smells like a bus station ashtray is never sexy. But she's so fucking cute and awesome to hang with. Grrrrrrr man. Grrrr. And not in the Austin Power's sexy way but in the "damn I'm pissed about it way." -S-
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10-07-2006, 07:07 PM
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You know what I totally hate!?! This thing I'm watching on Korean Style tv, which is like the Korean E! channel, with Bo Derek and...the goofy guy from Full house. goulier or something. I don't know ,the one that wans't John Staomos. they're hosting this thing on 70's clothes and how bad/good they are. Fuck those guys.
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10-07-2006, 07:26 PM
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Woooo...yeah, wasted. My face feels all funny. And my hands are tingly. don't take my lack of typos as evidence of my un-drunkeness, it took many corrections to get this out as reltatively unfucked up as i got it. I, I mean. Cause the I should always be capitalized.
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10-07-2006, 07:30 PM
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This is kinda fun. Sure sure, I'md doing my own one-man-thing here, but that's alright. I aint afraid (there's that aint word that's not a word again) to be all on my one-zies. Savvy. Havvy wavvy. that's a great movie. Sure sure, the fight scenes in part two seemed to go on in to old age, but it was still entertaining. what I'm still pissed off at is that I gotta wait so long until part 3 comes out. what if I die gbefore it happens? think god will let me watch DVD's in heaven. Or if they'er is no heaven, then I'll die without seeing how it ends. How do they get Jack back from the Kraken? is he still alive? is he all ghosty like Barbosa? I just don't know!!!!
Bastards. -S-
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10-07-2006, 07:42 PM
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I think the world has not seen enough of my penis. Ladies, since it's you that primarily love the cock (haven't seen any openly gay members so far) should I post my penis in the pic forum? I'll let you decide.
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10-07-2006, 07:49 PM
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So yeah, I'm talking with my mom right, I tell her I'm going to email a current pic of myself that I took at this Mask festival the day before yesterday (she hasn't really seen me in nearly a year) and she says "my kind of guy" and I say "what's your kind of guy?" and she says "A son of God." And then I start thinking "man, if she saw what I posted in the Dad/Daughter incest thread on the sexuality forum, how freaked out would she be!
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10-07-2006, 07:51 PM
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It's up to you shakezula .Do what you feel is comfortable,I however are going to post some pics very soon.I think that will be fun.
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10-07-2006, 09:26 PM
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Okay, The Punisher is the biggest piece of crap I've seen in a long time. That being said, my buzz is wearing off, I'm going to bed. And why not, it's 6:30 in the morning.
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10-07-2006, 10:58 PM
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5 pints of kronenbug and I'm 3 sheet to the wind. What the hell am I like? Quiz night and we came 2nd. Whooooo hooooo!. My proudest moment is the point ee got for austin pwerts middle name. Dabnger in case you were wondering. I am the man. or the anorak, depending on you rping of view,. Gor tht's a lod of crap i;ve typed.; I'm worse than I thoughrt.
And I;ve got to be up early for a match at 10.-0-, Goodnight, cruale world. See you tomorrow.
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