Official 'Post While You're Drunk Thread' - Page 18

D.Evil · 01-23-2012, 02:01 AM

So i'm at this bar and this football (ameican NFL ) game is on and it's San Fricso and New York . so the San Franciscos are the "sixty-niners" and the New Yorks aare the "giants" . but in baseball the San Friskos are the "giants" it's like in football Miami is "hurricanes" and some Carolina is "panthers" BUT in hockey Miami is "panthers" and some Carolina is the "hurricanes". they need to get their shit togather! like in Chicago their footballs are "bears" and their baseballs are "cubs" and in St. Louis their baseballs and their feetballs are both "cardnials" And hockey New York is the "rangers" but in baseballs Texass is "rangers". nobody else is "sixty-niners"... but PHilieliphia is "seventy-sixers" in basketball.

AZRIEL · 01-24-2012, 02:31 PM

smcaaphd · 01-28-2012, 09:23 PM

smcaaphd · 02-04-2012, 09:24 AM

smcaaphd · 02-18-2012, 09:13 PM

D.Evil · 02-20-2012, 03:18 AM

...so at this bar I'm at, these three time travelers just walked in from the nineteen eighties. ha, that female one is wearing fishnet glove things with braclets Oh.shit... shes headed for the put the money in and rape everyones earholes with your shitty musical taste machine. the guy it's with is wearing a " guess" jean vest jaket ...they're with an old (er) lady ( or maybe she's their age and does a lot of meth? ) who i assume drove the delorian. no delorian in the fuckingq lot ) : ... oh right, i started this because when i was pissing i noticed some " conversation hearts" candies on the floor ... now i know how long it's been since they cleaned this place. id like to suggest modifing the CSA battle flag with ( ...that bitch played "bearracuda" by heart ) an all red flag with a diagonal white stripe! nobody here will annoy me with any "white stripes" music.

AZRIEL · 02-20-2012, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by RandyKnight

Randy Knight.jpg

smcaaphd · 02-25-2012, 08:15 PM

AZRIEL · 02-27-2012, 11:02 PM

stumbler · 02-27-2012, 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AZRIEL

If you're posting here aren't you about to get arrested again?

And wouldn't that be bad?

NoTopNoCollar · 03-01-2012, 03:49 AM

NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! first time in a long time...and I get the fucking hiccups...and I'm going to bed alone....AGAIN...because fuckface StoopEd or as his co-workers lovingly call him, Ediot, has AGAIN fucked up and made a mother fucking scene in public, although he fucking KNOWS I wont EVER fuck him...but....oh wtf ever....how can you stay friends with someone who does shit to you and then tries to make you out like you're the cruel, hurtful instigator when you've done NOTHING and even made sure the person with the asinine obsession KNOWS you have nothing....NOTHING...other than tolerance and friendship for them?.......SUMMAMABISHMOTHERFUCKERSTUPIDASSLICKERCOCKSUCKERPIECEO-SHITLYINFUCK....gah....FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

umpire2 · 03-01-2012, 03:53 AM

Oops! Not drunk---just buzzed.

Not fucked up enough to understand this thread.

I screwed up. Sorry.

Cummmm · 03-01-2012, 03:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoTopNoCollar

NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! first time in a long time...and I get the fucking hiccups...and I'm going to bed alone....AGAIN...because fuckface StoopEd or as his co-workers lovingly call him, Ediot, has AGAIN fucked up and made a mother fucking scene in public, although he fucking KNOWS I wont EVER fuck him...but....oh wtf ever....how can you stay friends with someone who does shit to you and then tries to make you out like you're the cruel, hurtful instigator when you've done NOTHING and even made sure the person with the asinine obsession KNOWS you have nothing....NOTHING...other than tolerance and friendship for them?.......SUMMAMABISHMOTHERFUCKERSTUPIDASSLICKERCOCKSUCKERPIECEO-SHITLYINFUCK....gah....FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Hee heee!

AZRIEL · 03-03-2012, 08:31 PM

D.Evil · 04-03-2012, 10:45 PM

I'm thinking about joining a twelve step program ... because the bar I'm at now is way further away than that

D.Evil · 04-19-2012, 04:29 AM

ih yeah, i shoulda posted this first ...before those other stuff.

fuckin' whatever

AZRIEL · 04-24-2012, 04:41 AM

Lover83 · 04-24-2012, 05:07 AM

Damn I should have posted on new years...I would have spelled wrong with grace.

I'll remember to come back when I'm all 'happy' lol

AZRIEL · 04-25-2012, 08:20 AM

D.Evil · 05-02-2012, 12:51 AM

so, the old saying goes " if it's too loud, you're too old"
They fuct that shit up! it should be : " if it's too loud, you're not old enough" ...see because sometimes old people are hard of hearing, so they turn the volume on everything up. ★666★

anonymous227 · 05-02-2012, 01:52 AM

I dont get drunk but i do shit like this when i'm in a good mood.
and that with cream should totally catch on. lol

anonymous227 · 05-02-2012, 01:53 AM

LMAO

anonymous227 · 05-02-2012, 01:53 AM

My mom loves flamingos but would flip if she knew i waste time here... heh

AZRIEL · 05-02-2012, 10:30 PM

D.Evil · 05-04-2012, 04:12 AM

... so as it turns out "super-human, incarnation" isn't an actual race when it comes to checking b6xes off on gover.ment forms. ) :

AZRIEL · 05-08-2012, 03:03 PM

Jamie90 · 05-19-2012, 01:33 AM

so drunk....

ejls · 05-19-2012, 01:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jamie90

so drunk....

A good girl like you? You should be asleep.

Lioness · 05-19-2012, 01:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ejls

A good girl like you? You should be asleep.

You and I should get drunk and post on here, ejls!!

ejls · 05-19-2012, 02:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lioness

You and I should get drunk and post on here, ejls!!

Geez - I'd have to learn to drink first. However, I'm hearing some good things about Whipped Cream Vodka.

Lioness · 05-19-2012, 02:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ejls

Geez - I'd have to learn to drink first. However, I'm hearing some good things about Whipped Cream Vodka.

One's usually my limit so it wouldn't take much!! I always liked vodka with oj and galliano, but the whipped cream vodka sounds interesting!! I bought some Chambord Vodka around New Years...didn't care for it, but I did drink the whole bottle of Chambord I bought...just not at one sitting though!!

ejls · 05-19-2012, 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lioness

One's usually my limit so it wouldn't take much!! I always liked vodka with oj and galliano, but the whipped cream vodka sounds interesting!! I bought some Chambord Vodka around New Years...didn't care for it, but I did drink the whole bottle of Chambord I bought...just not at one sitting though!!

Chambord and champagne - float some raspberries in it. Great holiday drink.

Lioness · 05-19-2012, 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ejls

Chambord and champagne - float some raspberries in it. Great holiday drink.

I'll have to try that! And I like mojitos, too, so I should buy some more Chambord and some rum next time I go to the ABC store (Aunt Bessie's Cabinet).

ejls · 05-19-2012, 02:26 AM

I just got some mudslide mix and ingredients for chocolate martinis - I'm going to make them with the WC vodka.

Lioness · 05-19-2012, 02:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ejls

I just got some mudslide mix and ingredients for chocolate martinis - I'm going to make them with the WC vodka.

Mmm mudslides!!! and can I try a chocolate martini, too, please? Have you ever tried a pomegranate one?

Jamie90 · 05-19-2012, 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ejls

A good girl like you? You should be asleep.

awwww what? I am not allowed to have any fun?

I can be the mod who always slightly smells like alcohol

AZRIEL · 06-30-2012, 11:37 PM

beer meenow.jpg

RandyKnight · 07-02-2012, 02:33 PM

Where is the post while stoned thread?

smcaaphd · 08-07-2012, 10:42 PM

Incubus · 08-07-2012, 10:45 PM

I'm not drunk now but you bet your ass I will be in an hour or so

smcaaphd · 08-09-2012, 11:07 PM

smcaaphd · 08-11-2012, 08:33 PM

ejls · 08-12-2012, 12:03 AM

I gotta tell ya - Whipped Cream Vodka is a wonderful thing.

origen01 · 08-12-2012, 12:04 AM

1/4 a glass of Kosher wine.

For the brain, you know...

origen01 · 08-12-2012, 12:08 AM

I'm not drunk but "everybody in da club getting tipsy!"

CS natureboy · 08-12-2012, 12:16 AM

I am having a drink right now. I am also getting ready to pick out a Cigar, step out and have a smoke.

origen01 · 08-12-2012, 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CS natureboy

I am having a drink right now. I am also getting ready to pick out a Cigar, step out and have a smoke.

CS natureboy · 08-12-2012, 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by origen01

The finer things....

CS natureboy · 08-12-2012, 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by origen01

CS natureboy · 08-12-2012, 12:39 AM

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01-23-2012, 02:01 AM	#851
D.Evil Banned! Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 561	So i'm at this bar and this football (ameican NFL ) game is on and it's San Fricso and New York . so the San Franciscos are the "sixty-niners" and the New Yorks aare the "giants" . but in baseball the San Friskos are the "giants" it's like in football Miami is "hurricanes" and some Carolina is "panthers" BUT in hockey Miami is "panthers" and some Carolina is the "hurricanes". they need to get their shit togather! like in Chicago their footballs are "bears" and their baseballs are "cubs" and in St. Louis their baseballs and their feetballs are both "cardnials" And hockey New York is the "rangers" but in baseballs Texass is "rangers". nobody else is "sixty-niners"... but PHilieliphia is "seventy-sixers" in basketball.

02-20-2012, 03:18 AM	#856
D.Evil Banned! Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 561	...so at this bar I'm at, these three time travelers just walked in from the nineteen eighties. ha, that female one is wearing fishnet glove things with braclets Oh.shit... shes headed for the put the money in and rape everyones earholes with your shitty musical taste machine. the guy it's with is wearing a " guess" jean vest jaket ...they're with an old (er) lady ( or maybe she's their age and does a lot of meth? ) who i assume drove the delorian. no delorian in the fuckingq lot ) : ... oh right, i started this because when i was pissing i noticed some " conversation hearts" candies on the floor ... now i know how long it's been since they cleaned this place. id like to suggest modifing the CSA battle flag with ( ...that bitch played "bearracuda" by heart ) an all red flag with a diagonal white stripe! nobody here will annoy me with any "white stripes" music.

03-01-2012, 03:49 AM	#861
NoTopNoCollar Porn Star Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: the last honky tonk at the end of the world Age: 41 Posts: 9,406	NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! first time in a long time...and I get the fucking hiccups...and I'm going to bed alone....AGAIN...because fuckface StoopEd or as his co-workers lovingly call him, Ediot, has AGAIN fucked up and made a mother fucking scene in public, although he fucking KNOWS I wont EVER fuck him...but....oh wtf ever....how can you stay friends with someone who does shit to you and then tries to make you out like you're the cruel, hurtful instigator when you've done NOTHING and even made sure the person with the asinine obsession KNOWS you have nothing....NOTHING...other than tolerance and friendship for them?.......SUMMAMABISHMOTHERFUCKERSTUPIDASSLICKERCOCKSUCKERPIECEO-SHITLYINFUCK....gah....FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

04-03-2012, 10:45 PM	#865
D.Evil Banned! Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 561	I'm thinking about joining a twelve step program ... because the bar I'm at now is way further away than that

04-19-2012, 04:29 AM	#866
D.Evil Banned! Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 561	ih yeah, i shoulda posted this first ...before those other stuff. fuckin' whatever

04-24-2012, 05:07 AM	#868
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05-02-2012, 12:51 AM	#870
D.Evil Banned! Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 561	so, the old saying goes " if it's too loud, you're too old" They fuct that shit up! it should be : " if it's too loud, you're not old enough" ...see because sometimes old people are hard of hearing, so they turn the volume on everything up. ★666★

05-02-2012, 01:52 AM	#871
anonymous227 Porn Surfer Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 11	I dont get drunk but i do shit like this when i'm in a good mood. and that with cream should totally catch on. lol

05-02-2012, 01:53 AM	#872
anonymous227 Porn Surfer Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 11	LMAO

05-02-2012, 01:53 AM	#873
anonymous227 Porn Surfer Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 11	My mom loves flamingos but would flip if she knew i waste time here... heh

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05-04-2012, 04:12 AM	#875
D.Evil Banned! Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 561	... so as it turns out "super-human, incarnation" isn't an actual race when it comes to checking b6xes off on gover.ment forms. ) :

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05-19-2012, 02:26 AM	#884
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