Official 'Post While You're Drunk Thread' - Page 19

AZRIEL · 08-18-2012, 07:24 PM

Circe · 08-19-2012, 12:11 AM

i will come back to this later.

stumbler · 08-19-2012, 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Circe

i will come back to this later.

I'll wait.

In the meantime your favorite geek is about to get his own museum.

Circe · 08-19-2012, 02:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stumbler

I'll wait.

In the meantime your favorite geek is about to get his own museum.

i'll drink to that!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Circe · 08-19-2012, 02:51 AM

http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/20...ampaign-online

smcaaphd · 09-01-2012, 10:50 PM

RandyKnight · 09-06-2012, 02:55 PM

RickO'Shay · 09-06-2012, 11:24 PM

I am officially drunk. I have wanted to be a motherfucker all my life. I am now an old man, moms gone but I still love the idea of fucking mom. Sue me.

RandyKnight · 09-06-2012, 11:25 PM

mrgoodtime2 · 09-06-2012, 11:28 PM

The bottle may be empty but thats doesn't mean I'm drunk or ready to quit drinkin'.

CaCypher · 09-08-2012, 12:54 AM

Good and buzzed. Thought for the day, best to say ' i was in a poke war with my friends daughter' not 'I spent the day poking a 14 year old'.

Jamie90 · 09-08-2012, 01:43 AM

yep

<---- me

timebombtony · 09-08-2012, 11:36 AM

yep im a lil fucked up right now!

old provert · 09-09-2012, 01:22 AM

CRACKED A BOTTLE OF 100 PF ABOUT 2 HR AGO THAT IS KICKING MY ASS SO FUCKING BAD i CANT SEE bUT IT IS GONE

D.Evil · 09-21-2012, 03:44 AM

if i don't post here again tonight, then that means that " I'm Dr. Klitstashio... I've got a Phd. in oh, yeah! " is the best pick up line ever.

D.Evil · 09-25-2012, 04:32 AM

the artist formerly known as "Kid Rock" shall from this day forth be refered to as "Adolesent Country"

D.Evil · 09-30-2012, 05:34 AM

as i may have said on here before, people born in the ninteen-seventies or later don't fully realise what an actual "douchbag" is. they (douche) have been a disposable item, no bag required, since the... i don't know, like the sixties? so like twenty years ago i decided to call "douche bags" "douche nozzles" instead. because "douche nozzle" is fun to say. and is kind of a good description. ... Until tonight. i just ,
realised that "douche BOX" is how i should describe these "people". because, a "douche box" is what a douche cums in!!! You, fucking douche boxes!!!

p.s. douche nozzle is still fun to say

C.C. · 09-30-2012, 05:41 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi9SyPxMhWo

AZRIEL · 10-03-2012, 05:29 PM

D.Evil · 10-09-2012, 03:23 AM

Oh, godammn! here it is! ...so anyway, ({}) is the emotic6n f6r pussy, sorry for fucking up the f6rum. and as f6r that other guy, Stop sober p6sting, with my drunk ass psuedo-name! you'll never be me!! \„/_ hail SaT@Π¡¡¡ _\„/

D.Evil · 10-09-2012, 03:29 AM

...y6u will always post m6re than i do you overly s6cial misfit. dirnk less you STRAIGHT EDGE bitch!!!

C.C. · 10-10-2012, 01:21 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWMXFeYP3c4

AZRIEL · 10-11-2012, 09:11 PM

D.Evil · 10-23-2012, 03:57 AM

so, ummm... "probation" is a mix between "porn" and "masterbati6n" ...so why i gots too pay this bitch?

Jamie90 · 10-28-2012, 02:28 AM

definitely drunk here

mrtoytek · 10-28-2012, 03:14 AM

I'm typically at least tipsy when I post on here.

AZRIEL · 11-02-2012, 12:32 AM

smcaaphd · 11-24-2012, 06:37 PM

smcaaphd · 11-28-2012, 09:37 PM

AZRIEL · 11-30-2012, 11:45 PM

smcaaphd · 12-08-2012, 08:43 PM

smcaaphd · 12-11-2012, 09:50 PM

smcaaphd · 12-20-2012, 11:04 PM

AZRIEL · 12-20-2012, 11:13 PM

Jamie90 · 12-22-2012, 09:27 AM

I´m celebrating my birthday tonight

Gonna be sooo drunk!!!

69magpie · 12-22-2012, 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jamie90

I´m celebrating my birthday tonight

Gonna be sooo drunk!!!

A plan is in progress

, which drunk are you going for..."Shit-faced", .."Legless", .. or "Fuck!!, what did I get up to last night" drunk.

Jamie90 · 12-22-2012, 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 69magpie

A plan is in progress

, which drunk are you going for..."Shit-faced", .."Legless", .. or "Fuck!!, what did I get up to last night" drunk.

I´m gonna go for shit-faced and hopefully no hangover

D.Evil · 12-24-2012, 02:34 AM

that hamburger store that calles it self "Wendys" should make their sandwiches with ginger bread

D.Evil · 12-24-2012, 06:55 AM

Don't know if I'm "hick upping" or "high-caughing"
...big bing hit, I'm high, I'm coffin!!

smcaaphd · 12-24-2012, 08:54 PM

AZRIEL · 12-27-2012, 07:47 PM

smcaaphd · 12-29-2012, 09:28 PM

AZRIEL · 01-20-2013, 01:33 PM

smcaaphd · 02-04-2013, 06:40 PM

AZRIEL · 02-13-2013, 03:32 PM

Gentletouch72 · 02-13-2013, 10:20 PM

This is a good thread, I cannot believe it took me this long to find it. I post stuff all the time and get in trouble because I'm drunk when I do. The other day I had a thread removed because a couple of my posts on it were against the rules. But when you're as drunk as I was, rules don't apply. lol

Anyway, I will subscribe and when drunk and feel the urge, I will post here. Be prepared because it will be about something on like FB or another thread and will have no relevance here. But that's what HERE is for. I hope.

smcaaphd · 03-25-2013, 08:21 PM

AZRIEL · 04-07-2013, 08:03 PM

smcaaphd · 04-07-2013, 08:30 PM

AZRIEL · 04-16-2013, 06:36 PM

08-18-2012, 07:24 PM	#901
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08-19-2012, 12:11 AM	#902
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08-19-2012, 02:51 AM	#905
Circe Porn Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: the isle of Aeaea Posts: 1,336	http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/20...ampaign-online __________________ Verified xnxx Girl(p5) Majs:PLEASE! I am the great Odysseus, slayer of polyphemus, I waltzed into hell and out again, plus my sack is full of wind.Well my arrows shoot the straightest if you know what i mean Circe's Pics (updated june.14 2012) Eyes NO I DO NOT: sex chat, pic swap, cam, sext

09-06-2012, 11:24 PM	#908
RickO'Shay Amateur Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Arizona Posts: 91	Drunk posts I am officially drunk. I have wanted to be a motherfucker all my life. I am now an old man, moms gone but I still love the idea of fucking mom. Sue me. __________________ If we really are what we eat, I am a PUSSY!

09-08-2012, 01:43 AM	#912
Jamie90 devilish Angel Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Germany Age: 22 Posts: 21,729	yep <---- me __________________ Moderator A dirty book is rarely dusty. Winning doesn´t always mean being first. Winning means you´re doing better than you´ve ever done before. You know more than you think you know, just as you know less than you want to know. (Oscar Wilde) For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time. (Isabel Allende) GMT +1 Angel

09-06-2012, 02:55 PM	#907
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09-06-2012, 11:25 PM	#909
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09-06-2012, 11:28 PM	#910
mrgoodtime2 Banned! Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Medicine Bow Posts: 434	The bottle may be empty but thats doesn't mean I'm drunk or ready to quit drinkin'.

09-08-2012, 12:54 AM	#911
CaCypher Porn Star Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 2,046	Good and buzzed. Thought for the day, best to say ' i was in a poke war with my friends daughter' not 'I spent the day poking a 14 year old'.

09-08-2012, 11:36 AM	#913
timebombtony Amateur Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: ireland Posts: 67	yep im a lil fucked up right now!

09-09-2012, 01:22 AM	#914
old provert Sex Lover Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: alone in a world full of people Posts: 205	CRACKED A BOTTLE OF 100 PF ABOUT 2 HR AGO THAT IS KICKING MY ASS SO FUCKING BAD i CANT SEE bUT IT IS GONE

09-21-2012, 03:44 AM	#915
D.Evil Banned! Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 561	if i don't post here again tonight, then that means that " I'm Dr. Klitstashio... I've got a Phd. in oh, yeah! " is the best pick up line ever.

09-25-2012, 04:32 AM	#916
D.Evil Banned! Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 561	the artist formerly known as "Kid Rock" shall from this day forth be refered to as "Adolesent Country"

09-30-2012, 05:34 AM	#917
D.Evil Banned! Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 561	as i may have said on here before, people born in the ninteen-seventies or later don't fully realise what an actual "douchbag" is. they (douche) have been a disposable item, no bag required, since the... i don't know, like the sixties? so like twenty years ago i decided to call "douche bags" "douche nozzles" instead. because "douche nozzle" is fun to say. and is kind of a good description. ... Until tonight. i just , realised that "douche BOX" is how i should describe these "people". because, a "douche box" is what a douche cums in!!! You, fucking douche boxes!!! p.s. douche nozzle is still fun to say

09-30-2012, 05:41 AM	#918
C.C. Amateur Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 96	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi9SyPxMhWo

10-03-2012, 05:29 PM	#919
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10-09-2012, 03:23 AM	#920
D.Evil Banned! Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 561	Oh, godammn! here it is! ...so anyway, ({}) is the emotic6n f6r pussy, sorry for fucking up the f6rum. and as f6r that other guy, Stop sober p6sting, with my drunk ass psuedo-name! you'll never be me!! \„/_ hail SaT@Π¡¡¡ _\„/

10-09-2012, 03:29 AM	#921
D.Evil Banned! Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 561	...y6u will always post m6re than i do you overly s6cial misfit. dirnk less you STRAIGHT EDGE bitch!!!

10-10-2012, 01:21 AM	#922
C.C. Amateur Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 96	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWMXFeYP3c4

10-11-2012, 09:11 PM	#923
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10-23-2012, 03:57 AM	#924
D.Evil Banned! Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 561	so, ummm... "probation" is a mix between "porn" and "masterbati6n" ...so why i gots too pay this bitch?

10-28-2012, 02:28 AM	#925
Jamie90 devilish Angel Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Germany Age: 22 Posts: 21,729	definitely drunk here __________________ Moderator A dirty book is rarely dusty. Winning doesn´t always mean being first. Winning means you´re doing better than you´ve ever done before. You know more than you think you know, just as you know less than you want to know. (Oscar Wilde) For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time. (Isabel Allende) GMT +1 Angel

10-28-2012, 03:14 AM	#926
mrtoytek Porno Junky Join Date: Jul 2011 Age: 50 Posts: 357	I'm typically at least tipsy when I post on here.

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12-22-2012, 09:27 AM	#935
Jamie90 devilish Angel Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Germany Age: 22 Posts: 21,729	I´m celebrating my birthday tonight Gonna be sooo drunk!!! __________________ Moderator A dirty book is rarely dusty. Winning doesn´t always mean being first. Winning means you´re doing better than you´ve ever done before. You know more than you think you know, just as you know less than you want to know. (Oscar Wilde) For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time. (Isabel Allende) GMT +1 Angel

12-24-2012, 02:34 AM	#938
D.Evil Banned! Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 561	that hamburger store that calles it self "Wendys" should make their sandwiches with ginger bread

12-24-2012, 06:55 AM	#939
D.Evil Banned! Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 561	Don't know if I'm "hick upping" or "high-caughing" ...big bing hit, I'm high, I'm coffin!!

12-27-2012, 07:47 PM	#941
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02-13-2013, 10:20 PM	#946
Gentletouch72 Sex Machine Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Mid-Ohio Valley Posts: 972	This is a good thread, I cannot believe it took me this long to find it. I post stuff all the time and get in trouble because I'm drunk when I do. The other day I had a thread removed because a couple of my posts on it were against the rules. But when you're as drunk as I was, rules don't apply. lol Anyway, I will subscribe and when drunk and feel the urge, I will post here. Be prepared because it will be about something on like FB or another thread and will have no relevance here. But that's what HERE is for. I hope. __________________ http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=200422

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