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Rock and roll, dude. That was a great string of posts.
I was going to post here a couple of days ago, but instead of drunk posting, I had some drunk sex and then some drunk sleeping. Booyah.
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10-08-2006, 08:35 PM
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10-08-2006, 09:07 PM
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10-10-2006, 11:18 AM
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i got two way action goin on right now.. high and drunk haha.. ok bye
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10-10-2006, 11:24 AM
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10-10-2006, 11:43 AM
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:D Hiya, well, imnot quit drunk yet...but am getin there. Hope ur all havin a good time iam.
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10-13-2006, 07:47 PM
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10-13-2006, 09:50 PM
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The Master Shake
Join Date: Jun 2006
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Well...I guess I'm the resident drunkard becase I'm so drunk I can barely walk straight. Do you know what it's like typing 5 words a minute????????
I bet you don't have to type with the threat of a nuclear bomb landing in your ass. Bitches. I'm deep in the shit here. If the bombs come a fallin' I'm right in the line of fire since the city I'm in is home to the largest steel manufactuerer in S.Korea. I'm one dead S.O.B. But it's all good. If the NORKS come a gunnin I can totally kill a motherfucker. with an M16 I can take a mofo out from close to 500 yards. Bring it bitches. I aint a scared a nuthin.! -S-
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10-13-2006, 09:54 PM
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The Master Shake
Join Date: Jun 2006
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Well techincally I'm ascared of anal rape 'cause that just ain't manly, but I raelly think I could stare done the barrel of a gun and face death like a man. But as Patton said, let the other motherfucker die for his country. Or it was some American general somewhere. he, whoever he was, was a great man.
fuck the police. -S-
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10-13-2006, 09:56 PM
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The Master Shake
Join Date: Jun 2006
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Well only fuck the police until I'm getting robbed or anally violated. then yall better get your asses over here and help me cause HOmey don't play 'dat.
give a shout out if you know who Homey is. without google. -S-
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10-13-2006, 10:00 PM
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The Master Shake
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Or, you know, fire marshall bill is a good substitute.
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10-15-2006, 05:23 PM
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Stimulant
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Indeed, Shake.
Fuck, Fuck, Fuck the Po-lice.
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10-17-2006, 09:59 PM
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mmm annow thendiss neer.andI facemm fimal curtin
my fren i?m not to cleer an staate my mmcase of witch um ceeeertain... ...mmm not as thoout as I dru8nk I amm gotnymore booose! |
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10-17-2006, 10:02 PM
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hahahaha! hitting the turps there are little early chunky! *notices time posted as 5.59pm...but realises what's the time difference from the u.s to england...lol*
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10-18-2006, 01:28 AM
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Turrps TURPS..........thass for the bums onna siddewalk
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10-19-2006, 05:45 AM
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Stimulant
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Hahahaha.
I logged on just to post here. I'm drunk. Fucking Bowling alley and then oppoool. (that means pool). And then some bar by where I live. That's ooccooool. Met some guy there. He works at Targey. And at a Mongolain grill-type place. He was nice. Now I'm going to the shoewr to try to sta nd up straight and maybe score with my girlfriend. And shower to get clean. Dambn smoke smell. Drunk posting is so fucking fun. I rule.
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10-19-2006, 05:46 AM
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Duede on that last post I missed the "submit" button TWICE.
FUCK.
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10-19-2006, 05:46 AM
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ralelly dryucnk.
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10-19-2006, 05:47 AM
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Stimulant
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By the way. If I don't get some fucking pussy tonight, I'm totally fucking jerking off.
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10-19-2006, 12:19 PM
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The Master Shake
Join Date: Jun 2006
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See, that's why I made this thread, it's so totally awesome. I'm going to have to endeavor to post more this weekend.
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10-20-2006, 01:55 AM
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be@r-a-licious
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yeah! yeah! on mah way... got a cooool gig to go to tonite and we's getting trolleyed now... 3pm start looking good. time to go
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10-20-2006, 10:07 PM
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The Master Shake
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So I'm all walking home and waving my chicken in the air and singing Tool. Koreans are all looking at me and stuff and it's awesome. Today I gotta date...well in about 10ish hours or so...something. But I don't really think of it as a date since I take nothing for granted. Koreans are so far off western standards they might as well be in a different demension using different clocks and wearing tinfoil hats to keep out the alien brainwaves. it's so lame
The chick is really hot, speaks good english, and is really sweet. I'm not expecting sex right off the bat, I'm not a pig, but It'd be a refreshing change if she asked me out for dinner because she's interested in a relationship, not just "friends", as is what happened with the last girl I spent nearly three weeks taking out to dinner n'things before she told me "no, we're just friends, it takes a long time to get to know my mind." Lame. -S-
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10-21-2006, 11:21 PM
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The Master Shake
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"I'm thinking of my boyfriend in Seoul." Gut-wrenching silence from my end. Just...man. "You've got a boyfriend?" I ask, hoping she meant that in a past-tense, just didn't know enough english to add the 'ex' and she says yep. "I did not know that," I say diplomatically. Seriously, what the hell. This is the second time I've gone out with a Korean girl who dropped the boyfriend bomb. Why the holy hell do they go out and act all flirty-she even started touching my hand at one point in the night-if they've got a goddamned boyfriend. A buddy of mine tried to cheer me up, he said even though there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score. (He's canadian so he uses the hockey metaphors.) She was asking me a lot of questions about my personal life, what are my marriage plans, have I dated a Korean girlfriend before, etc. etc. so I'm hoping that means she's interested in me and just needs a reason to dump her current guy, but it's hard to fucking tell. God damn them. I was so pissed. Still annoyed, because after spending a couple of hours with her, I like her even more. She's so fucking cute, you have no idea. You just want to kiss these girls everytime you see them. Wrap them all up inside you and keep them safe from all the evil things. It's disgusting, really. -S-
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10-22-2006, 04:52 AM
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Sounds simple to me... she was lonely, she wanted to go out - you know, get away from 4 walls, get a free meal, socialize a bit and not have to pay for it.
My response would have been, "Oh, I didn't know. So, we're Dutch tonight, huh?" Meaning, for those not familiar with the vernacular - she pays her own way. No free rides. |
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10-22-2006, 08:05 AM
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so im half dressed in a 8 year olds ninja turlte outfit and drunk, would this qualify for a post under htis thread?
btw, i made out with some blond chick who had a bf and wa smaking out with a guy before me (and dancing ) an said she didnt like the guy. her friend questioned if im ade outt with her or not, nheh= ufn. oh well overall a good night, i had alteast 3 pics taken of my crotch cause of my costume. |
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10-22-2006, 09:07 AM
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oooo...i shouldn't have drank this much...i'm up cuz i gotta go to work...took me a bunch of times to punch my password in. i'm still buzzing dang it...hopefully coffee will snap me out of it!
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10-22-2006, 01:01 PM
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Is this the oficial drunk thread if you can find the letters on your'e keyboard without too much trouble then here it is as for me i'm not drunk enough. so i'll be back.did I get thatw rojg.,
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10-22-2006, 01:04 PM
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two days on from the gig...
jagermiester, beer, wine, and finally baileys and milk to finish it off...ughhh.. always worth it, always hey Shake... ain't livin' in a country like Korean a blast? remembering those happy days with fond affection 
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10-22-2006, 01:17 PM
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THIS IS THE SPIDER MONKEY. |
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10-22-2006, 03:07 PM
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suck it in brother
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10-23-2006, 12:16 AM
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10-23-2006, 12:22 AM
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10-23-2006, 12:28 AM
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Then I remembered ... he's your good friend, right? He should give it some serious thought! It sounds like a recipe for heartache to me.
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10-23-2006, 11:29 AM
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Opps. Wrong thread cause I don't drink anymore. Alcohol turned out to be the one drug I just couldn't do.
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10-27-2006, 06:47 PM
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The Master Shake
Join Date: Jun 2006
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Okay, so I'm a little drunk so it still qualifies
I'm all in to it with this guy who keeps telling me we're friends, but who I really don't like and even if I did I wouldn't be his friends because I don't have friends. I think the part of the brain that deals with friendship is defective in me. don't get me wrong, I'm friendly, but when it comes down to it, nothing really matters. Anyone can see. Nothing really matters to me. But now that I'm done singing Queen, back to the matter at hand. Bobbies! I need Boobies. There's just not enough boobies in the world. I mean, technically there's a lot. Plus one if you count my chubby little ones, but mine aren't fun. Not to me, anyway. Only girlie boobies are fun. And I need some. I could pay for it, but NO! I swore off hookers. I don't wanna get the AIDS. It's almost as bad as getting the Google. Maybe if I loose my little man-titties I'll find me a girlfriend. Or, I could just keep drinking until I die. Koreans have a phrase "Drink until death." I don't drink that much though. Maybe once or twice a week. Anyway, I'm tired. I think I'll have a wank and crash. -S-
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10-27-2006, 11:57 PM
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isnt this meant to be the while your drunk thersd
three quaters of a bottle of chenet merlot and i dont give a flying fuck about anything not polifuckingtics or fuckin girlfriends or fucking tits or sweetfuck all goodnight im going to bed fucking lightweigt stupid fuckin emotoinal cunt..me |
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10-28-2006, 04:54 AM
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Jack Daniels tonight, my friends. Anybody wanna drink with me? :P
I'm going to be fucking drunk. Fifth of jack all to myself. :D :D
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10-28-2006, 05:31 AM
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The Master Shake
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I'll be out drinking, probably in force tonight since we're having some halloween parties at some bars, so that should be fun. The only thing that sucks is a lack of good halloween supplies. -S-
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10-28-2006, 05:42 AM
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Hammer of the Gods
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Not depressed, nobody could drink tonight. Just kicking it back..
Maybe it is depression, world series is over  :'(Nah. I just like to chill with a whiskey sour.
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10-28-2006, 02:19 PM
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Well tonight is the first time I have really enjoyed drinking wine. Its just Fruity Lexia, some el cheapo stuff bu t it tastes good, I had some dinks wih my sister but she has gone now. Just me and the wine now......
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10-28-2006, 10:23 PM
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The Master Shake
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Grave digger! I don't have any pants on. Like I came home and took my pants off, boxers and everything but I still have my shirt on. And my sock.s. I'd take a picture if you wanna seee. but I have a picture of my p[enis. Leila has seen my penis (that's not her real name, but my real name is Steve. Stephen. and it turns out I might ber Irish. How fucked up wiould that be. NOt that being Irish is a problem, but I always thought I was italian and french. I know I'm italian, my grandfather's parents were scicilian which is kind of the same thing, but my family name (I ain't tellin' you cause it's none of your business) might just ben Irish. I'm so confuseded.
WAker bitch! So like my boy, the one I actually like, not the other guy, he's in Japan renewing his visa, and his girl, who I meet at a bar tonighth is totally making out with her ex-boyfriend. Then she all sends me a message like I"m sorry, and I say like "why" and she's all like "because of Dan" and I'm all like you want to be with him and she's all like....nothing because the message didn't go through. The fucking WAker bitch phone. wasn't working all night. But I'm totally telling him when he gets back that his girl was sitting in the lap of her ex-girlfriend and making out with him. he deserves to know the truth and fuck that Waker bitch. Waker. So yeah...I'ms till naked and I'm listening to Evenascence. but...I think I need the halloween shit. ONe second. -S-
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10-28-2006, 10:29 PM
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shit! helicoptoers! they're in my brain!@
evilness. Vile evilness in helicoptoers scary things that go bump in the night and chase after my sweet virgin ass!@ makes me all twitchy but it's cool freaks me out. If I was goijng to kill a mofo, it's ahhahhhh haha. it's in my berain!@ Brain! it's be too tool! Tool gets in your head and fucks you hardcore. Then, after it's left you a quivering mass of protoplasm it makes you beg for more. But it makes you want mnore. And cumquats. Fraunlaven! -S- and cumquats. how cool is cum.
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10-28-2006, 10:40 PM
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The Master Shake
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So like...yeah, nothing in particular, but I fugure fuck it, I'm drunk, this is the drunk thread and I'm talking.
here's my picture!!! Yeah, you think I'd tell you what I actually look like! hahahaha gotcha! Mostly though, it's just cause I've got a face only a mother could love. But that was takin' tonight at my favorite local night spot. it's awesome there. If y'all ever come ther I'm totally taking you to meet mindy. Mindy is great. Waker you bitch! -S-
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10-29-2006, 08:11 AM
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i'm drunk right now. I think im gonna get laid tomorrow but i'm not sure. if i do what am i gonna do when she gets mad at me for drinking? She hates it when the next day i still have alcohol breath. One time i woke up brushed ate breakfeast and met up with her at like 2 and after abotu 3 seconds of makign out she could tell. What the hell is that. i'll just deny it. Shaggy style. It wasn't me. I saw you on the camera. It awsn't me. I smell it on your breath. It wasn't me. Eh who cares its not like she's my gf. i dont think i could have a gf who hated drinking. I mean its not like im an alcoholic but i'm all about freedom of choice. Thats a big stretch to go from point a to point b and it probably needs an explanation but i'm too drunk. let me live. thats my new motto i think. Let em live. Yo your brother just downed a big bottle of vodka. Let him live. Yo your gf is running down the street naked. Let her live. Yo you're having sex in the middle of the party. Let me live shit. Bush is sponsoring colonolism. Let him live. Haha the last one is a joke.
On an unrelated note who's excited for the borat movie. I joke. I want to make liquid explosion inside of her. In kazakastan we make great progress. Woman can now walk 5 feet behind men instead of 10. I joke. if you are bored. Go to youtube.com or something. Then search for borat. Then sit and be entertained. I wanted to be him for halloween but i'm lazy and don't want to spend too much money on an outift. So i was dead presidents. Not like the bank robbers from that keanu reeves movie that wore masks of presidents that were dead. I'm talkin about the movie. Right? All white with black around my eyes. I felt funny buying lipstick. Like i paointed my face white. Then my eye-socekts and eyebrow and that area. Then i paointed around my mouth but then it looked funny. So i went to umm target? and bought black lipstick. Its funny how its completly acceptable to do that now but anyother day i'd be a weirdo. Imagine if you were workin at target. Its like july 17th. And some guy walks in with a painted face and buys black lipstick. That'd be random. ok time to take a multi-vitaman and drink gatorade. it really does help. The vitaman b's are good. Plus lot sof water. And the electrolytes in gatorade. Go to howstuffworks.com and they'll tell you alla bout hangovers and what helps adn what doesn't. |
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11-12-2006, 01:36 AM
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I'm drunk but I'm not having a good time. WTF?
A bottle of cabernet by myself. Meh. I'm gonna go smoke a cigar.
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11-12-2006, 02:19 AM
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Fuck Cigars. Holy Hell. Meh. I'm gonna go get Mexican food.
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11-24-2006, 10:52 PM
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The Master Shake
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haha! I bet you thought this thread was dead, didn't you. Little did you know that I was just waiting for the opportunity to get wasted and post again. You've all totally been taken by my evil plan. It's all connected you see. It's like the stupid mouse said to the smart mouse. "Gee Brain, whadduwe goin' to do tonight?" and then the smart mouse said "The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world!" Only I really will. You'll all be speaking Shakelish one day. Fuck German, fuck Spanish, it will be Shakelish. Basically it's the same as English only the term Shake or Shake Zula or Milk shake or shake your groove thang, will all be in the proper noun sense. Shakelish. So not much to worry about. I'm like the Romans in that respect. Up until the Ceasers decided to be worshipped as Gods. You just pay taxes and I don't care what you do.
Dude...I know this guy, right. He's here on an illegal degree. I don't really like him that much and it would be so friggin easy to make a phone call and have his ass deported. So far he hasn't done anything specific to me so I haven't felt the desire to screw him and get him deported, but as I explained to him the other night, he walks a very thin line. He knows it too. He knows that at any point I can have his ass back on a plane to Detroit. If he pisses me off enogh, I would do it and not even feel sad. Though I would make sure he paid me the hundred bucks that he owes me, before hand. Debts must be paid, after all. OH OH! and my great grandma just died. I don't really care, the woman hasn't uttered a coherent sentence in damn near a decade, but she's gone to that great big 2 for 1 booze night in the sky. My Grandma was pretty upset, but really I can't relate to people like that and I don't know why, but it seems to matter to Grandma so I called and "paid my respects" as it were. Still, whatever tickles yer pickle, that's what I say. And I say a lot of other shit too, but not right now. Right now I want to listen to... Hang on, I'm thinking. Let me boot-up iTunes Maybe good shit on there. Well I mean of course there's shit on there, I downloaded/ripped it after all but they might have some good shit since then. Shit...gettting tired. Dicovering essential truths is so hard. I need a napd. If I say yes tonight her eyes were red and they seduced me. her alibi was very convincing. Dude...I can't keep my eyes open. I so wanted to watch some porn..............before. Next time maybe next time. Dude...-S-
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11-24-2006, 11:01 PM
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Shake, I would love to talk to you......I would love to contribute something to this beautifully conceived thread.
Unfortunately, you are in the cork-screw dimension, and I am disgustingly, nay, obscenely sober.......without a drop in the house and all the stores are shut. See you on the other side! |
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11-24-2006, 11:20 PM
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Then dammit, go buy some booze. I was looking at the last paragraph of my last post and it's fucking weird. I don't even know what that meand and I wrote it less then a half hour ago. I'll be too sober to post here soon. Long life the drunk thread!!
Everyone loves a free t-shirt. -S- And don't forget, Shakelish. It's the wave of the future. -S- Two times!!
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11-24-2006, 11:26 PM
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Actually Shake, I think you're just at that point of drunkenness when you make perfect sense.......one of the most eloquent things you've ever written if I may make so bold.....
....but, as I said the stores are all closed.... .....isn't that a line from a song? |
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