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12-31-2006, 05:01 AM
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ya know what actually I think I'm gonna go to bed soon too, gotta be doi shit tomorrow
night xnxxers guess yall don't want to see my pic, well ahhh whatever, shit happenes TO THE BatcaVE!!! well myy room, but close enough |
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12-31-2006, 05:01 AM
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Porn Surfer
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Ct
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I touch myself
Yea, I'm drunk on rum and blow right now. I want to f someone hard then beat them.
Boy or girl, dont matter 
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12-31-2006, 05:04 AM
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12-31-2006, 05:16 AM
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Vancouver, B.C. Canada
Age: 44
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Night, RP!!!!! Laters!!!
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12-31-2006, 06:30 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: new england
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[quote=baller16;90286]I fuckin lovevwe thisn new mp3 playerr i gotf ffor christmas this year
now i can play ball and listen to ron artests's rap cd haha nott that shitt sucks big time ya know i dunno why but I was thinking of who I'd totally do on this forum and I cam up with a few names rain kimiko piggit nympho jen06 rp dejasnow ? mumma81 kellycantcum leila uhhhhh shit what were the others? I'll think of emm Well...glad to see I made the top twenty! 
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12-31-2006, 06:37 PM
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of course ya did babe
oh and thanks for getting me a nickname, dammit why did I have to look at your avatar? |
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12-31-2006, 06:40 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: new england
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I like the nick...now can you sing me the tune again...
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12-31-2006, 06:41 PM
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what?
oh you mean... DANANANANANANANA BATMAN!!! |
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12-31-2006, 06:44 PM
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Porn Star
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Location: new england
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Yup...that's it! how are ya baller...been awhile...
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12-31-2006, 06:45 PM
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I'm good
and yup it has how ya been? and ummmm we might want to take this to off topic cus even though I have a badddd hangover, technically I'm not drunk anymore |
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01-01-2007, 01:59 AM
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Stimulant
Join Date: Aug 2006
Age: 31
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Dammit, assholes. You're not drunk, so get out of this thread.
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01-01-2007, 02:01 AM
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Sex Lover
Join Date: Sep 2006
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I just signed on, so I could write in here...I'm loaded..
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01-01-2007, 02:04 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Oct 2006
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Well you're on the right thread.
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01-01-2007, 02:07 AM
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Sex Lover
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yep....I started early, plans all feel through, what the hell...just drink the new year in..
start it off right. |
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01-01-2007, 02:54 AM
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Porn Star
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Well, only having had one bottle of wine, I'm only half as drunk as last night...
...but still enough to qualify.... ...strangest damn new year I ever had...... sitting on my own typing! |
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01-01-2007, 02:56 AM
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Well Chunky if you've still got a bottle you can drink mine. I'm not getting out of bed. Back to he History Channel
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01-01-2007, 02:58 AM
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Sex Lover
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I gave up on wine...brandy.....time for another...this one's about gone...(gulp)..gone now...
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01-01-2007, 03:01 AM
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Celestial Princess
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Well, I just drank my first drink and it's two hours here until midnight. I think I have a big L on my forehead...that's what I feel like because I'm sitting in on New Years Eve...Biggest party of the year and I'm sitting here...Loser, Loser!!!
I should know better than to rely on anyone else when making plans...Live and learn.......... |
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01-01-2007, 03:04 AM
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Sex Lover
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Know that feeling...so i started with out them, if they show up, fine if not, I'm going to sit right here..i'm sure I find a good laugh.. |
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01-01-2007, 03:38 AM
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Porn Star
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 See you in HELL, I guess! Not drunk cause I'm sick...but nyquil has alcohol. Does that count?? |
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01-01-2007, 03:45 AM
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01-01-2007, 06:51 AM
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Sex Lover
Join Date: Sep 2006
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well still drunk...10 ,imuts to go till midnight..we might make it to say HAPPY NEW YEAR..
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01-06-2007, 08:37 PM
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The Master Shake
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Between here and there.
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Happy smappy new pew year smear. Life aint nothing but bitches n' hoes.
I want you to come out there and shake your asses proper! You hear! Yeah, so...this guy who we shall call Irish Mike, he totally thinks I'm gay. Well, why would he think that?, you might be asking yourself. Well I'll tell you. He thinks that because tonight, I said to him, loud and in a clear voice (use my body to keep you alive!) Mike! Mike! (I said) I want you to fuck me in the ass. Right now. then he says "okay steve, take your pants off. And I stand up in the middle of a crowded bar and I begin the act of stripping. thankfully he stopped me, otherwise I might have stripped down to my skivvies. Or my bare, hairy ass. Who knows. But why? Why would a stone cold straight man be doing something so absurd. Chicks, that's why. Fucking women. Or a woman, anyway. She made me do it. And now, I hate her for it. Not because Irish Mike thinks I want to fuck him (oh him to fuck me, there were other things that were talked about later that night that would surely cement in his mind that I want him in my ass) but because a woman made me do it. Then I go eat Macdonalds. But that's neither here nor there. When you want them, they don't want you. And when they want you, you don't want them. If I ever do meet god, I'm so gonna kick him in the balls. I'm so pissed right now. Happy birthday and all that shit, but fuck that, fuck them and fuck her. I don't want to talk about it anymore. Yes I do. I want to tell her this shit, but I'm probably too nice. God damn it. damn damn shit fucking cock shit. chances are when I'm sober, I'll ignore all this, but maybe when I'm sober and I come back to read my drunk shit, I'll remember why I was so angry and say "bitch...deal with your own shit. no more stomping on my toes because some creepy irishman has backed you in a corner and you need saving. Because you never save me. I'm only a convienence for you to call when you're in trouble, then after that it's fuck steve. Steve's just the nice guy who bails me out when creepy irish guys and canadian guys or Korean guys or Marines or Navy or teachers come feeling me up. I'll just give him a little hug and pat him on the shoulder like he's a little puppy, and go about my merry way. Fuck that. She really did stomp on my toes. Twice even. Then, what do I get for my trouble. Nothing, that's what. I hate this fucking town. i should have taken a job in Seoul. there's like 20 million people there. I could loose myself entirely. Never meet the same people twice. Gimme a B, Gimme an A, Gimmy a B, Gimmy a y. what's that spell? What's that Spell!!?? "Baby". Damn right. -S-
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01-06-2007, 08:48 PM
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Celestial Princess
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I just read your post, Shake, and I'm sorry that your heart is hurting. Advice, I really have none...We've all been where you're at one time or another and it's not fun....Some relationships just aren't meant to happen. Don't let her use you or your feeling for her...It will just get you hurt more and it sounds to me like you're hurt enough. Try and move on if you can.
 A little peck on the cheek and a great big cyber hug, hang in there...
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01-06-2007, 11:27 PM
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Sex Machine
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Location: Wasteland, in the Murder Mitten
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I don't drink too often...
so I made The Official 'post while you're high' thread... so visit that one its lonely and needs friends like me... aww damn it, i gave my secret away...
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01-14-2007, 05:39 AM
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Porn Surfer
Join Date: Jan 2007
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QUICK IGOR!! PASS THE SOJU!! IT'S ALIVE.. ITS ALIIIIIIIIVVEEEE
yes i kno cyber smack me on the ass for reviving an old thread :D but i think people should get drunk more often. like me. wow... guys suck ASS. i just got my heart broken. by the guy who broke my heart at least three times by now. i think love is overrated. love should die a slow and painful death. muhahahah im seriously contemplating drinking myself to an early grave. i mean, does it really matter anyways? life is shit and then we die right? why am i rambling to people who dont really care? because i can :D i wish i could live a trouble free life. or at least a moderately happy life... |
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01-14-2007, 07:25 AM
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"we wanna be free, free to do what we wanna do...
we wanna be free to ride, free to ride our machines without be hasseled by the man... and we wanna get loaded..." perfect introduction to a perfect song....
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01-14-2007, 10:47 AM
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Sex Lover
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i drink WAY too much. my g/f came over last night, and i don't remember her leaving. however, i do remember the great sex we had before she left. now its 640am, and i just took another shot.
i'll make it till'bout 8, and then sleep it off. |
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01-14-2007, 05:11 PM
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01-14-2007, 05:36 PM
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Celestial Princess
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 A big cyber hug...
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01-16-2007, 12:42 AM
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Porn Star
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OMG...I made Ballers list.......Ohhhhhhhhhh ..I feel faint........lmao
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01-16-2007, 12:51 AM
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01-16-2007, 12:55 AM
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01-16-2007, 01:26 AM
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Sex Lover
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99 bottles of beer on the wall.....99 bottles of beer.....take one down, and pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall.
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01-23-2007, 06:09 AM
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Sex Lover
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I found it...was out a little late tonight, damn, way to much..but its ok..I think i'll just have some fun on FORUM...
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01-24-2007, 01:01 AM
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Porn Star
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I'm drunk, it's great!!
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01-28-2007, 04:49 AM
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Sex Lover
Join Date: Sep 2006
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why does wine mess with me more then beer.....I had three glasses of wine, and I feel like I drank ten beers...I'm not much on wine, but gf knows hers stuff..and I enjoy learning...just can't walk after class...
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01-28-2007, 10:54 PM
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Porn Surfer
Join Date: Jan 2007
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hey rockprincess and j.a.w. thanks for your support. its nice to know that i'm loved by people that i dont know.. :D
just kidding. anyways.. yeah i'm a lot better. or im less depressed ... |
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01-28-2007, 11:14 PM
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Porn Star
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I'm trying to get there with scotch - not a bad buzz....
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01-28-2007, 11:19 PM
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01-28-2007, 11:23 PM
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Porn Star
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yeah and hearing from cool ladies while I work on the Buzz is hot - thanks
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01-28-2007, 11:24 PM
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Celestial Princess
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 I just noticed you need an avatar....
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01-28-2007, 11:27 PM
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Porn Star
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yeah - I had one in mind and it was "inadequate" for many reasons
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01-28-2007, 11:28 PM
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Porn Star
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and you do not need to blush - you have a large fan club out here.... me included
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01-28-2007, 11:33 PM
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Celestial Princess
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01-28-2007, 11:35 PM
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Porn Star
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hey - how many Av's do you have? - I noticed if you change it - all of your posts change - cool - but I sometimes miss the jeans and blue top - that's just me -
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01-28-2007, 11:37 PM
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Porn Star
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mmmmm Rp and scotch - a rush (and this is not even the flirting thread!!)
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01-28-2007, 11:39 PM
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Celestial Princess
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01-28-2007, 11:44 PM
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Porn Star
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Location: Massachusetts
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good - you have the moon and the jeans
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01-28-2007, 11:46 PM
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Porno Junky
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hi everyone
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