Sperm In Your Dinner???

[ravenx2]

The urban "myth" of chefs or other catering staff in restaurants etc adding their cum to food may not be a myth!! Have you ever added cum to a girls food or drink without her knowing? If so why not share your story? I don't work in catering but I know I have done this on many occasions!! If you want to hear more let me know!

[andrea2]

are you crazy? that's not nice...

[Vagabond]

I knew a guy once who claimed he jerked off in the taco meat at the Taco Bell he worked at.

And I read a news report several years ago about a bartender who admitted to rubbing his dick on the inside of bar glasses.

[ravenx2]

I once worked in a dept store. I worked alongside an older woman called Janet. Fairly prudish she once said that she never gave her hubby oral sex. I would have loved to have been sucked off by her! This got me thinking - how about the next best thing! One day whist she was eating a yoghurt in the stockroom she was called away. The opportunity was too good to miss so I quickly locked the door and proceeded to jerk off into her yoghurt. A little stir and she would never know! About 10 mins later she got back and ate the lot infront of me! What a turn on watching her spooning my cum into her mouth! She even remarked on how delicious it was! It was also quite amusing to see that the yoghurt falour was "passion fruit"! Have any other guys ever done this or similar?

[JennyDevine]

Had a guy friend who made me a sandwich and after I ate it, he
said he came in it! I didnt taste a thing and it not an unfamiliar
taste to me, I think he was pulling my chain.

[Cumdumpslut]

For me personally, this is one of my biggest fetishes. I can only dream of finding a thick glob of cum resting on top of my desert or sliding down the side of my glass without my consent. I love the taste so much I'd pay top dollar for the extra dressing every time I eat out - but of course that kind of thing isnt available :D the FDA doesnt allow products from humans to be sold, a shame. I know I'm kinda gross, so you have to ignore me, but this thread makes my mouth water.

As far as doing this to some random customer, of course thats morally reprehensible and unsanitary!

[ImpyKim]

As a chef I would like to say that I have NEVER done anything like this to my customers food - and if any of my staff are reading this thread they will be dismissed immediately if I find them doing it also!! But then when you take years of training and the hard slog to get recognised for your ability a I guarantee that a REAL restaurant with qualified staff would not allow this to happen. Macdonalds and cheap-labour restaurants can answer for themselves! Right moral head off! I did once masturbate on purpose with a carrot to which I later chopped up and served to my "high and mighty" mother-in-law in a stew! if you knew her you would understand why - years of me not being good enough blah blah crap. But I would never do that at work!

[ukking]

Ladies,
I have an experience to share with you. When i was in my early twenties, a female neighbour of ours kept calling by when my wife was at work. She made it clear that she wanted to have sex with me on more than one occation. This particular day, she called by and started seducing me. She just stood there and removed what little clothes she was wearing and of course my cock was rock hard. She helped me strip naked and got on her knees and put my swolled cock in her mouth. Then she stopped and surprised me by saying that she would love to swollow my cum while my wife watched. She came up with the plan to wank me off into a cup and that she would call by for a chat with my wife and for me to make her a cup of tea using the cup with my cum in it. Anyway, she wanked me off three times into the cup in the hour we were together and there was cetainly plenty off cum in it. I gave her several orgasms with my tongue and fingers too. A while after my wife got home, our neighbour called by and while they were chatting, I made us all a cup of tea, hers with the cum in it. She sipped away at it and kept remarking how nice it taste and asked in a jokeful way to my wife that i must have put something special in hers as it was the best she had ever tasted. My wife remarked that I always make a nice drink. The next day she called by again and told me that it was such a turn on drinking my cum in front of my wife and that she wanted to repeat it again, which we did on 4 more occations. We went one step more several weeks later as a result of this big turn on. I cum in her several times prior to my wife coming home and she called by wearing a short skirt and no knickers. She sat opposte my wife and chatted away. She then sat on the floor in front of her and let her legs fall open giving my wife a good view of her naked pussy. My wife kept looking at it during their talk. I managed to position myself so that I too got to see her pussy. It was then that i noticed that my white cum was oozing out of her and running down to her arse. That night, when my wife and I were having sex, she remarked that she could see cum running out of our nieghbours pussy and found it such a turn on that she wished that she had the nerve to go over to her and lick it all up. Little realising that it was my cum that she was seeing. I shagged her for all I was worth, it was such a turn on. I wish that i lived near you two ladies as i would do anything that you requested. I hope you enjoyed this truthful story.

[onan]

Originally Posted by ImpyKim

As a chef I would like to say that I have NEVER done anything like this to my customers food - and if any of my staff are reading this thread they will be dismissed immediately if I find them doing it also!! But then when you take years of training and the hard slog to get recognised for your ability a I guarantee that a REAL restaurant with qualified staff would not allow this to happen. Macdonalds and cheap-labour restaurants can answer for themselves! Right moral head off! I did once masturbate on purpose with a carrot to which I later chopped up and served to my "high and mighty" mother-in-law in a stew! if you knew her you would understand why - years of me not being good enough blah blah crap. But I would never do that at work!

ImpyKim, thank-you for assurance, i can eat in restuarants again. I must admit this is not my cup of tea. cold cum, yukkk!!!

[ravenx2]

When I was a Manager of a shoe shop I was quite turned on by the sexy chat of some of the female staff talking about oral sex. One sexy Saturday girl Nadine said she didn't think she could ever do it as it was gross! At lunch time I bought their usual Saturday treat - fresh cream cakes! I couldn't resist giving one of the girls an extra treat! So I jerked off and added a full cumshot to a chocolate eclair! then returned it to the box for the girls to take their pick! Nadine was the lucky girl who proceeded to eat it. She really worried me when she started spooning out the fresh cream with her finger. I could be found out!!Phew! She didn't even notice! Even funnier was the fact that in light of the earlier conversation some of the other girls were teasing Nadine by saying "that's a big one"" suck all the cream out" etc as she ate it. Not realising that it actually contained real fresh sperm! What a turn on! I thought it was amusing to think that within an hour of saying she didn't like the idea of sucking cock she was actually swallowing cum! Any more true naughty secret cum giving stories out there?

[ravenx2]

Thanks for the carrot story! Any other women done similar or encouraged a male to add his cum to a girl's food for revenge etc? Ever served ex-masturbation vegetables to an unsuspecting dinner guest?

[ravenx2]

When I moved on to work in a dept store after a few years I was a key holder! On accasion I was the last person in store! I was naturally drawn to the customer restaurant. Yes you guessed it I couldnt resist adding some cum to the cottage cheese in the fridge ( very much a female food choice in the summer!). The nest day it was quite a thrill standing behind a female member of staff in the queue who ordered cottage cheese who then went on to eat it infront of me in the staffroom! What a thrill!

[ravenx2]

Anymore secret cum givers out there?

[Chagrin]

The idea of it turns me on in a weird way, but I would never do it unless it was to my girlfriend who loved to swallow my cum. Then, and only then, I might surprise her by putting it into some food for her.

I really hope you don't have any STDs, dude. I think what you do is illegal, and if someone ever found out they might sue the company you work for.

[CasaDan]

When I was 16 or so, I was curious as to what my cum would taste like on different things. So I tried to add some to some hot chocolate. tasted terrible...

Another time I tried it on some Taco Bell. It had a strange taste that wasn't right. In fact when I think about it, it had the exact same taste as another time when I had weird tasting taco bell. So i came to the conclusion that they may have added some "special sauce" to it that time...

[ands3003]

Interesting thread.. But in a way, without knowing is kinda obscene but hey? Maybe some people deserve it. (oops shouldnt have said that. )

[BAM 69]

loved the story about the carrot impykim

[priyahorny]

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[givinup]

there was a big story about this on the news a few years back ...an olive garden chef was caught serving his cum cause he was spreading some form of std

[BAM 69]

Originally Posted by givinup

there was a big story about this on the news a few years back ...an olive garden chef was caught serving his cum cause he was spreading some form of std

Sly C Bomb

[Themis]

There was a case that made the news here in New Zealand about KFC and the "special sauce" that was being served in the coleslaw, If I remember correctly the person responsible was jailed for 3 1/2 years. I've never trusted take-away food since

[Kimiko]

Originally Posted by Themis

There was a case that made the news here in New Zealand about KFC and the "special sauce" that was being served in the coleslaw, If I remember correctly the person responsible was jailed for 3 1/2 years. I've never trusted take-away food since

And rightly so...for every one that gets caught, there are probably a thousand that don't.

[Shoefreak]

Once in the coffee of a coworker.

[TiffanyAnne]

In this day of STD's and HIV, the VERY THOUGHT of this is repulsive!

[ravenx2]

On the subject of stds. 1) I don't sleep around 2) I do not have (or have ever had!) any std's.3)I have regular health checkups. So fear not ladies my cum is fresh and wholesome! So tuck in and enjoy!

[ravenx2]

When I worked for a small furniture retailer I worked alongside a woman called Jenny who was 10 years older than myself. She was often the subject of my fantasies. Anyway I took it one step further!. Part of our Saturday ritual was to get a take away from the local McDonalds. This I did as usual. When I returned i found Jenny busy with a customer! A big sale which might take awhile! So i returned to the staffroom to eat my lunch and to put Jennys burger somwhere to keep warm. Then I got the naughty idea to make sure that Jenny tasted my cum. So after checking the coast was clear I jerked off a full load into her McChicken burger. Fortunately the burger had lots of mayo dressing (An ideal disguise for my little swimmers!). I replaced the bun and a little quicker than expected Jenny returned to eat her lunch infront of me! What a turn on watching her licking the mixture of fresh warm cum and mayo off her fingers as it oozed from the burger bun! My heart was racing in case she recognised the taste and found me out! Luckily she never noticed and ate the lot! Licking her lips in the process and even said how good it tasted! Wow! that was one take away I will never forget!

[ravenx2]

Any more secret cum-givers out there?

[baller16]

Originally Posted by ukking

Ladies,
I have an experience to share with you. When i was in my early twenties, a female neighbour of ours kept calling by when my wife was at work. She made it clear that she wanted to have sex with me on more than one occation. This particular day, she called by and started seducing me. She just stood there and removed what little clothes she was wearing and of course my cock was rock hard. She helped me strip naked and got on her knees and put my swolled cock in her mouth. Then she stopped and surprised me by saying that she would love to swollow my cum while my wife watched. She came up with the plan to wank me off into a cup and that she would call by for a chat with my wife and for me to make her a cup of tea using the cup with my cum in it. Anyway, she wanked me off three times into the cup in the hour we were together and there was cetainly plenty off cum in it. I gave her several orgasms with my tongue and fingers too. A while after my wife got home, our neighbour called by and while they were chatting, I made us all a cup of tea, hers with the cum in it. She sipped away at it and kept remarking how nice it taste and asked in a jokeful way to my wife that i must have put something special in hers as it was the best she had ever tasted. My wife remarked that I always make a nice drink. The next day she called by again and told me that it was such a turn on drinking my cum in front of my wife and that she wanted to repeat it again, which we did on 4 more occations. We went one step more several weeks later as a result of this big turn on. I cum in her several times prior to my wife coming home and she called by wearing a short skirt and no knickers. She sat opposte my wife and chatted away. She then sat on the floor in front of her and let her legs fall open giving my wife a good view of her naked pussy. My wife kept looking at it during their talk. I managed to position myself so that I too got to see her pussy. It was then that i noticed that my white cum was oozing out of her and running down to her arse. That night, when my wife and I were having sex, she remarked that she could see cum running out of our nieghbours pussy and found it such a turn on that she wished that she had the nerve to go over to her and lick it all up. Little realising that it was my cum that she was seeing. I shagged her for all I was worth, it was such a turn on. I wish that i lived near you two ladies as i would do anything that you requested. I hope you enjoyed this truthful story.

haha yea, right. that's a load of horseshit

[Coconut]

Sperm in your dinner = Good source of Protein!!!

[Panty Pervert]

Originally Posted by Coconut

Sperm in your dinner = Good source of Protein!!!

Aye, ye ol' Protien shake!

[Coconut]

Originally Posted by Panty Pervert

Aye, ye ol' Protien shake!

Yer, or you could get an actual protein shake, then cum on the top, like whipped cream!!!

[Panty Pervert]

I like your ideas!

[Coconut]

Im sure there could be a market out there. Organic protein shakes!

[Panty Pervert]

Let's call the shop
"Cum as you are"

[Coconut]

Originally Posted by Panty Pervert

Let's call the shop
"Cum as you are"

Im liking the idea.

And the product could be Orgasma Shake!

[Panty Pervert]

And will never be sold in less than 6 packs!!!

[Coconut]

Originally Posted by Panty Pervert

And will never be sold in less than 6 packs!!!

Lol, and you could have a make on the premisis chain. People get to choose the shake flavour and maybe help make it!

[baller16]

that is so wrong, but seriously, and I can't believe I'm actually saying this, that's not a bad idea

just make sure all of your customers actually KNOW what's in the shakes, and put it in a part of town where sex shops and stuff are, and not in the family friendly section, you guys don't want any lawsuits

[Panty Pervert]

OHHHH

I have a new name

"THE MILKY WAY"

Huh?
Whadda you think?

[Coconut]

Originally Posted by Panty Pervert

OHHHH

I have a new name

"THE MILKY WAY"

Huh?
Whadda you think?

That is pretty good!

And we have mr. ballers backing!

Maybe we should do mail order!!!

[Panty Pervert]

.69 cents per shake?

[Coconut]

Thats a pretty good price. Although I think we need to employ some people to our amazing franchise!

[Panty Pervert]

Now Hirring....

[ravenx2]

Nice idea guys! Now back to the topic! Any more real secret cum-givers out there?

[Oweena]

Personally, I wouldn’t do it to anyone. Although I wouldn’t mind if some one did it to me. Never really thought about it but I am going to have hamburgers for supper this evening and just for the lack of anything better to do I think I’ll make some special sauce for my burgers.

[ravenx2]

My first secret cum-giving was when I was around 13. We had a frosty old lady as a neighbour. So I took great delight (on a number of occasions!) of nipping next door after the milkman had called , borrowing a bottle, carefully removing the foil top and adding some schoolboy cum to the milk. Then before she awoke replace the bottle with cap replaced - ready for her breakfast cereal. I expect she was delighted with the luxury of a thick dollop of cream on top of her milk. I used to wank even more after I had done it - imagining her swallowing my sperm!

[ravenx2]

Any more naughty cum-givers out there? How about the revenge angle? Anyone who deserves to eat your cum? Ungrateful Boss , miserable mother-in-law etc?

[splibber]

My ex and i were together for about 10 years and she hated swallowing but loved the dick in her mouth. She also loved the mashed potatoes from Popeye's and one day i had the idea of jacking off in it to find out what would happen. She ate her potatoes with a fresh load in it and still commented on how much she loved them. I got so excited watching her eat all of it that i went and jacked again in the bathroom. From that point on, whenever i went to get the carry out, i'd pull one off in her mashed potatoes. I did this for about 6 months (2 or 3 times a month we'd eat from there).

[ravenx2]

Thanks for that splibber! Nice idea -never thought of mashed potatoes! I ususally go for mayonaise etc!

[ravenx2]

Any more secret cum-givers out there?