Sperm In Your Dinner???

[DontTurnAway]

I'd kill a guy if he did it to me, but if my fiance did it and I knew, I'd make sure to say that it was the best thing I had ever tasted in my life

[The_Reaper]

i've done this a few times, however most of the times i was really drunk and i can't remember much.

although i do remember the first time, i was 14 and i jacked of into a friend of my sisters drink when she came round to stay for the night. it was so sexy to see her sitting there in a tight little top and short skirt, while drinking my cum and saying how good it tasted. it made me so horny.

[ravenx2]

Thanks for sharing that Reaper!

[ravenx2]

When I worked in a furniture store one of the other women I worked with was called June. She was about 8 years older than me. One lunchtime when she was busy with a customer I noticed that she had just started her lunchtime sandwiches and then had her break interupted as they were out on the desk ready for lunch. I couldn't resist giving her some extra mayonaise on her tuna salad sandwiches. So I jerked off and added a full cumshot to her sandwiches and then watched her eat the lot about 10 minutes later. Some cum even dribbled out on to her lip. I thought I would be found out but no she licked her lips and never noticed a thing! My lucky day! It's a real turn on watching your female colleague eating your cum in front of you. Thanks for swallowing the lot June!

[ravenx2]

Any more secret cum-givers out there? Or is there anyone you would like to give your cum to without them knowing?

[ravenx2]

c[mon guys or girls what's you opinion?

[ravenx2]

Anymore dirty cum-giving stories!

[ravenx2]

My sister-in-law came around today to babysit for a while. Well it was the least I could do. So i bought her a large cream bun to thank her. Well the temptation got the better of me - I couldn't resist adding my cum to the fresh cream filling! So I sneaked away with the bag containing the treat and squirted a full cumshot into the bun and mixed it in with the filling. I then watched her eat the lot in front of me without knowing. What a turn on seeing her eating my sperm! "That was Delicious!!" she said! ....I'm glad she enjoyed it!!

[ravenx2]

Any more true cum-giving stories out there?

[ravenx2]

Any more true cum-giving stories out there?

[Furred Goddess]

If some sack of shit I didn't know fouled my food, I would be feeding him his balls. I am serious.

[ravenx2]

You have probably eaten it without knowing many times!

[Furred Goddess]

Originally Posted by ravenx2

You have probably eaten it without knowing many times!

Trust me, I would know. I am addicted to giving blowjobs so I would know the taste. As I said, if I found out someone did that to me, they will be changed from a rooster to a hen. Would you like me to piss or shit on your food?

[ravenx2]

If the cum is mixed with a strong flavoured or spicy food you would never know it was there!! As must people do not drink p***s or S**t i would not choose to eat it. You have already said you would recognise the taste of cum . So it is obviously acceptable for you to swallow sperm. So it is not quite the same! Avoid the secret cum-giver.....don't eat out! You never know what's in your dinner!

[splibber]

not cum in food related but once i saved up 5 loads in a sealed collection cup in the freezer and then poured it into my ex's special order face mask bottle. i dumped some out and filled the rest with the cum and shook it up really well mixing it. that night she came to bed with it on and what a turn on seeing her sitting there with that mask knowing half of it was my cum. she never commented on the product not working or being different or anything like that

[WickedGame]

That's fucked up and as a chef it's insulting

Personally any one that calls them self a "chef" and does that isn't a piece of worthless crap

[WickedGame]

That's fucked up and as a chef it's insulting

Personally anyone that calls them self a "chef" and does that is a piece of worthless crap

[ravenx2]

Isn't or is?

[hrlv]

The first time I did it, I was working for an (early 40's) good looking boss. I was about 22! She asked me to make her a cup of coffee. I told her that the milk may had gone bad and there would probably be lumps in the coffee. She said she didn't mind.... So having already masturbated that day, I figured my cum would be clearer. And I could always make another cup if the whole mixture look suspicious. But it wasn't too bad. I think the milk made more lumps! I gave her the cup and watch her take the first few sips. Her response:"Mmm..Good!" What a turn-on!

[ravenx2]

Thanks for sharing that Hrlv! Any more occasions when you added your cum to some unsuspecting womans food or drink?

[hayesanator3]

be funny to do to some wanker or unsuspecting victim but if it happend to me id be soo freaked

[hrlv]

Originally Posted by ravenx2

Thanks for sharing that Hrlv! Any more occasions when you added your cum to some unsuspecting womans food or drink?

Unsuspecting? just on one more occasion. My girlfriend once told me she wouldn't be surprised if I had already done it to her. I swore that I never did, and it was true. But I figured she asked for it! So a couple of days later, I made a pasta dish with bechamel sauce. The whole thing already looked like it had cum in it, so I added mine, and mixed it all in.

Needless to say I also ate some, and it didn't taste any different. So she never found out!

[ravenx2]

Thanks for sharing that XiuMing. I hope you enjoyed your sperm curry? Maybe you could get your own back by adding some pussy inserted vegetables into his dinner? I live in England by the way! I presume from your eastern name that you are from China perhaps?

[can i be your sex kitten]

thats just gross!!

[bugmenot]

Boy am I glad im not a girl. It's disgusting to hear this is done without permission. I think you have to stop this habit, eventually you will get screwed (and im not talking sexually..).

[caneswisher]

I´ve been working on a recipe for 3 years now. Maybe one of you professional chefs can help out? It started like this -

My girlfriend and I had a spell where we only saw each other every few weeks. Since she loves drinking my cum, I jerked off for months on end into a screw-top jar which I kept in the freezer. The logistics weren´t that easy; I had to get the jar out of the freezer, wrap it in a towel to insulate it and stop the contents melting, unscrew the lid at the right moment to cum into it, and immediately replace it in the freezer. After a few months I had about a quarter of a pint together. I´d kept it a secret, and the next time she visited I tied her up spreadeagle on the bed with a blindfold and put the jar into a water bath to get it up to 37°. That took a while; in the meantime I licked her and then fisted her. I then got the jar, fisted her again, and when she was coming I poured it slowly all over her face, over her breasts and most of it into her mouth, telling her I´d been saving it for her.

While I was doing this it occurred to me that my cum looked very like egg white. So I started saving up again, and the next jarfull I whipped up with an egg whisk. And guess what - I got a beautiful substance that looked exactly like whipped egg white, even stiffer and whiter as well. I´d got the oven ready (I think it was 130°), put little spiral dollops on baking paper and shoved them in the oven. I wanted to make meringues, baisers, or whatever you call them. Only trouble was, they melted instead of retaining their form and going crispy. I´d even added a little vanilla sugar. The next attempt, half cum / half egg white, also didn´t work.

So can anyone give me any hints regarding oven temperatures, possible additives, whatever? I have this vision of serving delicate white cum biscuits to unsuspecting guests! My girlfriend would of course get first try..

Here she is by the way. More at

http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=43347

[Mumbly Joe]

I've done this too. I've done things like this since age 14 perhaps.
One time in particular was about revenge to a degree.
I had this girlfriend who lived with her sister, and their apartment was like a flophouse for all their friends. Most of their friends were speed freaks. The sister had this one friend, Linea who had a really obnoxious boyfriend I didn't care for. He was a bit of a pussy and a major mooch. One night at a bar, I was a bit toasty and came up as he was passing his drink to Linea (they were so cheap they were sharing a drink) and I interjected and took a sip and laughed. He was furious and pointed a huge can of mace at me, as a threat.
My girlfriend at the time was very naive before me, and she had basically become addicted to cum because of me, but that's another story. She and her sister had informed me that Linea refused to suck dick because some guy had supposedly made her do it at gunpoint, so she'd never suck dick again.
Well, I didn't like Linea, she was a big lazy mooch and so was her boyfriend. They were always smoking my pot and trying to get my tweak. Linea was always there it seemed, with the sister. So one night I got the idea, and went into the kitchen and jacked off a big thick load into the bottom of the ice cream container (the carton kind).
The next day, I announced I was making sundaes and asked if Linea and the sister wanted any. They both said yes. So Linea's was served from the bottom of the container. She wolfed it down and said it was real good.
It get's worse....I think deep down I WANTED to get caught, that would have been required for the full humiliation effect eh. So next I jacked off 5 times over 2 days into the ice cream again. It was beginning to look real nasty, a shiny smoky film all over it lol. Finally I was satisfied that the next "sundae" would be about 10% cum. I fed it to
her and she again seemed to love it and was scraping the bottom of the bowl with her spoon. I was really surprised she didn't know, I mean some of those mouthfuls had to be almost completely cum.
It get's worse lol. So I figured, "let's try TEN loads". And I did. I also wanted them to be thicker, so it took like a week. This time it was really obvious, there was cum all over one side of the container and I'd almost dug the bottom out at this point to meet the other side. I didn't want to be completely obvious so I bought whip cream and covered two very cum-covered scoops with it, so she couldn't see it. Also, I SCRAPED the insides of the container where all my frozen strings had landed to make sure little Linea had gotten every drop of those 10 loads, I just scraped them off (like wax lol) and packed them on top of the 2 scoops. They were so covered in cum, I almost had second thoughts.... Ten thick loads of man-juice on 2 small scoops. I figured we were getting closer to 25% maybe more, it was almost a cum sundae now.
I really detested her, frankly I didn't care if I was found out. So I fed it to her. I watched her eat it and got a huge hard on sitting there. I even saw some of it on her lip. She also DID finally comment. She said "why is it so shiny?" I said, "oh it's probably just some freezer burn, how does it taste?" She said "it's really yummy but a little tangier than last time". It was hard to keep a straight face. She ate it all, I about blew another load when I saw her licking her spoon at the end.
Every time I saw her boyfriend, I had a very suspicious smile thinking to myself "she's never sucked your cock, but she's eaten DOZENS of my loads".
These were not the only 3 occasions with Linea, she ate a LOT of my cum over 6 months. Lots in ice cream and many in drinks I'd make, like mudslides, white russians, etc. Linea had no idea that every time she came to that apartment there was a good chance she'd taste my ball juice. I never got caught, but the sister once did spot my hard on and ask about it. I just told her I missed her sister and she called me a pervert.....relatively an understatement. And the sister did eat it a few times too in the blended drinks, but Linea was always my target.
Kind of twisted, the revenge was really aimed at the boyfriend, but I didn't like the girl either. I don't think it's right and I've never had an STD, but it was so fun and fulfilling, I didn't CARE if it was right or not.

[Mumbly Joe]

I've got quite a few stories about this, I've never gotten caught.
However, one time I had jacked off a big, thick load into an ice tray cube compartment, then filled the rest of that cube hole with water. So I had like 8 ice cubes and 1 cum cube (at least 1/2 cum anyway) in this girl's drink (generally I do it to girls I DON'T like) and she was drinking it and it was only like the 3rd or 4th sip and she got a frozen glob of cum in her mouth and like pulled it out of her mouth and wiped it on her pants. She didn't seem to realize it was cum but maybe I'm wrong because she put the drink down and didn't drink any more from it. So it's possible I was busted...

(but don't worry, I DID get her before that with the ice cream trick bwa ha ha)

[ravenx2]

Thanks for sharing your experiences Mumbly Joe!

[ravenx2]

Excuse me??? Which planet are you from?

[lolwut?]

nah never but i like reading about it lol

[ExtremelyDisturbed]

I jerked off into a cup of coffee once and served it this hot milf who used to visit.

[ravenx2]

Thanks guys! Anymore secret cum-givers out there?

[ravenx2]

Any women out there ever suspected that this had been done to your food or drink?? If so - did you confront the person responsible? Alternatively have you ever encouraged a guy to cum in someones food i,e for fun or revenge ??

[Therealdeal]

Lol ya My friend did when he worked at mcdonalds. It was funny ass hell. He did it in some bitches parfait.

[ravenx2]

anymore secret cum givers out there??

[cinnamonlisa]

Originally Posted by TiffanyAnne

In this day of STD's and HIV, the VERY THOUGHT of this is repulsive!

Finally, someone with sense!

[Malikai]

Dear god you're perfect! Would you care to message me if you're still around the forum?

[michaell]

i wrote about my experiences jacking off into my mothers sandwiches when i was 13, but there were a couple of other scenarios as well.

I made cookies to take to work one evening, and my wife was to prepare something else. I jacked off into the cookie dough twice, a nice load, then cooked them and watched all the ladies at work eat them the next day.

My first wife's mother was visiting and my wife (Gloria) was open to anything sexual. Gloria made dinner and jacked me off into her mothers salad, then we watched as she ate it all. She didn't stare at her food as she ate, but looked at us as we kept her talking, and didn't notice the cum mixed with the oil and vinegar. Gloria was so turned on that she let me piss on her face for the first time that night in the shower.

[bigbird]

Personally I don't understand the excitement about jacking off into someone's food - is it because you can't get a woman to suck your cock ? Is it some sort of feeling of inadequacy?

Do you still get all hot and excited if a 300lb guy eats your cum in the sandwich or whatever? It's just not erotic - its sick - hell while you're at it - why not take a dump in there as well !

[ravenx2]

Originally Posted by bigbird

Personally I don't understand the excitement about jacking off into someone's food - is it because you can't get a woman to suck your cock ? Is it some sort of feeling of inadequacy?

Do you still get all hot and excited if a 300lb guy eats your cum in the sandwich or whatever? It's just not erotic - its sick - hell while you're at it - why not take a dump in there as well !

Wife sucks my cock regularly thankyou very much! So certainly no feelings of inadequacy! I guess the excitement is that it's a forbidden act. Lets put it this way If a genie suddenly popped out of the end of the cock that you rub frequently and gave you a free pass to have sex with any woman on the planet and they would not remember it would you use the pass?? If you would use it then you are no different to me. If you wouldn't use the pass then you must be either gay or impotent!! The adding of cum is similar to the pass! Its a way of coming (pardon the pun!) close to having sex with someone you are not likely to ever have a sexual relationship with. I suppose the other psychoanalysts would argue that is a way of taking control over someone - a power/contol need? Who knows?

Now on the subject of the 300lb guy eating my tiddlers well the sandwich was not meant for him so no turn-on. Now on the suject of taking a dump well its not quite the same is it? Many women eat/swallow cum but not faeces which is a waste product Its strange that your first thought is to equate the two? Some latent scat fetish going on there perhaps? Still its an interesting propostion! However I think it would be doomed to failure as most women would notice that their slab of Cadburys tasted of poo don't you think?!

[bigbird]

Originally Posted by ravenx2

Wife sucks my cock regularly thankyou very much! So certainly no feelings of inadequacy! I guess the excitement is that it's a forbidden act. Lets put it this way If a genie suddenly popped out of the end of the cock that you rub frequently and gave you a free pass to have sex with any woman on the planet and they would not remember it would you use the pass?? If you would use it then you are no different to me. If you wouldn't use the pass then you must be either gay or impotent!! The adding of cum is similar to the pass! Its a way of coming (pardon the pun!) close to having sex with someone you are not likely to ever have a sexual relationship with. I suppose the other psychoanalysts would argue that is a way of taking control over someone - a power/contol need? Who knows?

Now on the subject of the 300lb guy eating my tiddlers well the sandwich was not meant for him so no turn-on. Now on the suject of taking a dump well its not quite the same is it? Many women eat/swallow cum but not faeces which is a waste product Its strange that your first thought is to equate the two? Some latent scat fetish going on there perhaps? Still its an interesting propostion! However I think it would be doomed to failure as most women would notice that their slab of Cadburys tasted of poo don't you think?!

Mate - I am neither gay nor impotent - I just think jacking off into a stranger's food is (a) un-hygenic and (b) fucking down right disrepectul.

You liken it to having sex with the woman - really? Your sex life is that one sided - that sex to you means you cum - job done ! Sorry i think you are a total loser

[cinnamonlisa]

Originally Posted by bigbird

Mate - I think you are a total loser

That made me laugh out loud and spill my green tea. Plus I agree with it. :D

[TiffanyAnne]

Originally Posted by ravenx2

The urban "myth" of chefs or other catering staff in restaurants etc adding their cum to food may not be a myth!! Have you ever added cum to a girls food or drink without her knowing? If so why not share your story? I don't work in catering but I know I have done this on many occasions!! If you want to hear more let me know!

Keep your bodily fluids to yourself!!

[ravenx2]

Thanks for all those "interesting" comments now lets get back to the thread! Anymore secret cum-givers out there?

[sepulture68]

Yummy, Cum al a mode.

[ravenx2]

At last someone who enjoys a tasty treat!

[ravenx2]

Anymore secret cum-givers out there?

[join993]

If I got to know that someone, for example a chef at a resturant, did cum in my dinner he wouldn't get to keep the cock on his body for long, I would take the rusty knife and chop it off and then choke him with it... soo.. No there are no more secret cum givers, I think that's downright sick and I don't wanna get that in my food. I suggest going to a shrink... Asap!

[ravenx2]

Originally Posted by join993

If I got to know that someone, for example a chef at a resturant, did cum in my dinner he wouldn't get to keep the cock on his body for long, I would take the rusty knife and chop it off and then choke him with it... soo.. No there are no more secret cum givers, I think that's downright sick and I don't wanna get that in my food. I suggest going to a shrink... Asap!

You have probably eaten it many times. There are gay cum-givers out there! Fortunately I only add cum to selected ladies food! You seem to have aggressive tendencies which by your own admission could make you a potential murderer. So I think I better give up my appointment at the shrink - I think you need it more than me!