Sperm In Your Dinner???

[mmmgulp]

Wow! The thought of getting a little extra is a real turn on, but I'd rather know about it, actually encourage it! I've had scrambled eggs with 14 loads on 'em. I'd love to find a resturant that served a plate of cum covered vittles. I've got a glass bowl I keep in the freezer with about 40 loads in it & when I get about 60 more I want to drink it on a web cam or post it to a site

[jmx454]

Was at a party one night and there was a girl there my buddy didn't like, so he gave her a beer that was 100% piss. She was so drunk she didn't notice and drank 3 more like that after. It finally made her sick and she threw up in the toilet then went home.

[ravenx2]

Keep those true stories cumming guys!

[Jeffieboy]

LOL Yes, I used to pump a load on her food when ever she said no. Which was a lot. Put my cock in her drinks and food. Sometimes when she really pissed me off I would also spit in it. Then sit and talk to her while she ate my cum and spit. Yes, a big cock hardener. Bacon eggs and a load of cum. Once mixed in with the eggs you could never tell. I would also cum on her pillow so she would always have her face in cum. When she would be sleeping after saying no, I would stand next to her on her side of the bed by her face and shoot a load on her face and hair then spit on her face. I use to just spit on her face when I was pissed at her when she slept.

[feezdo]

That's great stories guys.
keep going I need more

[hommax]

[Stride]

Alright, if I said I didn't find this erotic I'd be a liar, but I think doing it to a stranger is fucking shameful, especially if it is a man. The last thing that anyone wants to think about while eating is whether or not someone jacked off into their food.

I really hope this doesn't happen in restaurants, that's just disturbing.

Now that I'm done with that spiel, if my girl friend, wife, fuck buddy, etc. were to agree to something like this, I would be happy to do it.

[Babyangel]

This is all so funny.

I like it though...makes me think....yummmm

[token247]

Wow, I hope you know what your doing is very much hand and hand with rape. Raven, I hope some one cums in your food and gives you a std. Enough said.

[Benmullet]

I've never done it to anyone that I don't know.
I have, however, done it to loads of my friends. Quickly jerk off and cum in their drink, in a burger, hot dog, pasta. I must of done it a hundred times, some are gay so I know they'd like it.

[~Kairi~]

i will never eat out again.. ..

[hdon22s]

I use to work with my now ex in laws. One day I went to subway and stopped on the way back. Rubbed my cock till I came in the bottom of my exmother in laws tuna hoagie. I took it to her and watched her eat it while we sat in the lunch room, me her and her husband. I don't miss my wife but, my ex mother in law was fucking hot!! Makes me hard just thinking about her. Found pics of her once. That was one of the best days ever. She knew I saw them because I left a little on one of the pics when I put them back in her panty drawer! I use to jerk off watching out the window while she would sun bathe. She did tell me she likes to swallow once. So I thought that makes it ok, right? I would also dip my cock in her drink any chace I got! Almost got my dick stuck in her bottle of snapple once. Hehe

[hdon22s]

Originally Posted by ~Kairi~

i will never eat out again.. ..

Don't worry bout that just watch if you have a son in law!

[~Kairi~]

oh thats even creepier!!

[liltxsmile]

Gives a new meaning to "secret sauce"........

[TZRules]

hmmmm my girlfriend likes to give me head, but dosen't like the idea of eating my load or having it in her mouth, so i think i'll try adding some of my special sauce into something of her's one day and see what she think's and maybe she wont be able to resist my load from there after

[ravenx2]

Thanks for all your contributions! Keep the secret cum-giving stories cumming!

[bradisalpha]

I love to here the stories of putting cum in the drinks or food of a daughter's or wife's friends .... mother in law or step-mother. That is so fucking hot !!

[hommax]

[bandit1200]

Originally Posted by ravenx2

I once worked in a dept store. I worked alongside an older woman called Janet. Fairly prudish she once said that she never gave her hubby oral sex. I would have loved to have been sucked off by her! This got me thinking - how about the next best thing! One day whist she was eating a yoghurt in the stockroom she was called away. The opportunity was too good to miss so I quickly locked the door and proceeded to jerk off into her yoghurt. A little stir and she would never know! About 10 mins later she got back and ate the lot infront of me! What a turn on watching her spooning my cum into her mouth! She even remarked on how delicious it was! It was also quite amusing to see that the yoghurt falour was "passion fruit"! Have any other guys ever done this or similar?

Hi i have done that i cum in my mother in laws coleslaw and watched her eat it was a big turn on

[hommax]

[snooply]

I know this has to be one of you people

Man's sperm found in co-worker's water bottle, DA says

http://www.ocregister.com/news/prose...ana-water.html

[kdawgwv]

I heard of someone cumming in the toothpaste container.

[ravenx2]

Thanks for your contributions!

[Terry1968]

Originally Posted by ravenx2

The urban "myth" of chefs or other catering staff in restaurants etc adding their cum to food may not be a myth!! Have you ever added cum to a girls food or drink without her knowing? If so why not share your story? I don't work in catering but I know I have done this on many occasions!! If you want to hear more let me know!

I love this! It's degrading to women but what the hell! That's what makes it so fucking hot! How about this. When masturbating when you cum fill a small bottle with your juice. Then next time you are on a bus, make sure you sit behind a girl with long hair. Then empty the bottle of cum into your hand and carefully put it into the hair of the unsuspecting girl. (fantasy only).

[ThankHeaven]

I'm 24 and for economic reasons, my sister and I share an apartment, and at least once a month I make sure to cum in her face cream and her toothpaste - sometimes on her toothbrush, but I give it a quick wipe so it's not obvious.

More fun is that it's one of those vibrating toothbrushes, so I'll often turn it on, place the head on my asshole, and jerk off into a paper cup. Then I put the dirty brush in the cup and let it get really soaked in cum. I give the brush a perfunctory rinse, then put it back in her toothbrush holder.

I have a massive hard-on every time we brush our teeth in the morning. I don't ever plan on stopping =) She occasionally complains that her moisturizer smells funny, and of course her breath sometime smells like cum and ass, but that's her boyfriend's problem

[Dinner]

I don't think it's ever happened to me. Cum tastes awful, so I'm sure I'd recognize it. I figured out deepthroating by 16 and have never had to taste it since.

If my guy came on my food and wanted me to eat it like that though, I would.

[big_ups_yo]

Originally Posted by JennyDevine

Had a guy friend who made me a sandwich and after I ate it, he said he came in it!...

im sorry but that cracked me uPPPPP

[big_ups_yo]

Originally Posted by Jeffieboy

LOL Yes, I used to pump a load on her food when ever she said no. Which was a lot. Put my cock in her drinks and food. Sometimes when she really pissed me off I would also spit in it. Then sit and talk to her while she ate my cum and spit. Yes, a big cock hardener. Bacon eggs and a load of cum. Once mixed in with the eggs you could never tell. I would also cum on her pillow so she would always have her face in cum. When she would be sleeping after saying no, I would stand next to her on her side of the bed by her face and shoot a load on her face and hair then spit on her face. I use to just spit on her face when I was pissed at her when she slept.

HAHAHAHAHA i cant breath im laff'n so hard!!! thats some funny shit!!!

[PaulW88]

I like the stories here. Never had a similar experience though, nor do I feel the urge.

[ravenx2]

Thanks for your contributions guys! Keep those true stories cumming!

[alwayshorny1991]

yummy!!! What a delicious surprise for someone

[raslan15]

that's sucks

[Terminus]

Without them knowing? That's wrong bro.

[hommax]

2shots

[ravenx2]

Originally Posted by EmeraldGreen

Yeah, a few years back when my wife and I were in a RV Park in Texas there were a group of old biddies who kept trying to get my wife involved in their old biddy stuff and so one day she invited them to breakfast at our site for some of her scrambled eggs.
The night before she jacked me off half a dozen time and stored it in the frig.
Next day she add my cum to the eggs. They asked her what special spices she used. She told them it was a secret. It became a once a month thing for nearly six months. I would sit there and chuckle watching them eat.

Eggcellent Idea! Thanks for your contribution!!

[ravenx2]

Any more secret cum-givers out there?

[ahorsewithnoname]

Originally Posted by ravenx2

Any more secret cum-givers out there?

Well, it's not "real", but, if you read my "Revenge" series below, you'll see what the Ex-Wife and Step-daughter have to endure. A hint...it involves several years worth of stored up cum.

[NoUndiesSince18]

i have cumed in my own drink, and drank it.

thats about it.

[ravenx2]

Any more secret cum-givers out there?

[catrina604]

I prefer cum in a dog dish and be forced to lap it up like the bitch I am.

[Cum Facials]

Catrina you are one of the hottest T girls i know, i would love to cum in a bowl for you

[tyler2luv]

Originally Posted by ravenx2

The urban "myth" of chefs or other catering staff in restaurants etc adding their cum to food may not be a myth!! Have you ever added cum to a girls food or drink without her knowing? If so why not share your story? I don't work in catering but I know I have done this on many occasions!! If you want to hear more let me know!

Ive came in my coffee and it was super! Tastied coffee ever.

[sinfulmannc]

my wife doesnt want to fuck me anymore....i have always wanted to cum in her food or piss in her drinks. i always pussy out at the last moment and end up cumming on the floor or countertop....i then lick it up.

[krait]

believe it or not, i heard and read this many years ago.

a woman ( as well as a man ), would put their BODILY FLUIDS in their

partners food/drink, just to keep them from CHEATING & LEAVING THEM.

a woman would use her " MENSTRAL BLOOD " & the guy his " SEMEN ".

a woman would put this in anything resembling red. regardless food or

drink. she would watch him gobble it all down. she would do this in
some sort of ritual, with candles and other concoctions mix together.

a man, would do the samething. put it in anything and mix it all together
and have her consume it all, if he suspected any infidelity at play.

this is still practice to this day, from people who i had spoke to
when seeing this and doing curiosity research on this.

to take it a step further, there are lovers, who take a lock of their
lovers hair, combine it with theirs, with a few drops of their blood,
just to keep their lovers from leaving them.

[nickwill]

i wouldnt have the chance. my girl insists on swallowing all of my cum. if i was caught cumming in her food she would grab my cock and blow me till i came in her mouth. i love my cock sucking cum guzzling slut!

[sissyboycindy]

I had a dominant girlfriend who mad me jack off in my food any time we ate

[moreorless]

Originally Posted by ravenx2

The urban "myth" of chefs or other catering staff in restaurants etc adding their cum to food may not be a myth!! Have you ever added cum to a girls food or drink without her knowing? If so why not share your story? I don't work in catering but I know I have done this on many occasions!! If you want to hear more let me know!

thought about doing it a few times, but never did

[XxDeucexX]

i had sex with my ex in a burger king bathroom and had her save the condom full of cum till we sat down. i had her por it on her tray and watched as she dipped her french fries in my cum and sucked it off. it was pretty fucking hot

[Dizzyworks673]

I used to work for this total bitch who was so hot she thought she was better then everyone else. She would send me out to starbucks every day to get her coffee. Every day I thought about shooting a load in her coffee. I wanted so much to see her drink down my come. What stopped me was the fact that I have a very professional type job in the health care industry. If I would have done it and got caught I wouldn't have just lost my job I might not work in my field again. I so wish I would have just to see my spunk slide down her bitch throat.