Have you ever

[AZRIEL]

The rules are simple, answer the question, ask a question.




Have you ever tried swinging to and fro while being suspended by your nipples?

Just once, but I was sober.




Have you ever had sex with one of your siblings friends?

[bob___]

No,

Have you ever had someone of the same sex do sexual things to you
(looks at az)

[AZRIEL]

*looks at bob__*
Last time you licked my taint.

Have you ever woke up somewhere, and had no clue where you were?

[smcaaphd]

Yes I HAVE

Have you ever been bitten by a rodent wearing a crown of feathers?

[AZRIEL]

No.


Have you ever been a crown of feathers wearing rodent?

[smcaaphd]

Almost

Have you ever danced the dance of the dead with the angel of light for the souls of the dearly departed?

[AZRIEL]

Only while wearing a crown of feathers.


Have you ever wanted to walk wih Alice through the looking glass?

[lollylover]

Originally Posted by AZRIEL

Only while wearing a crown of feathers.


Have you ever wanted to walk wih Alice through the looking glass?

Yes

have you ever wanted something so badly you were prepared to steal it?

[smcaaphd]

No

Have you ever wondered why the world turns the slow, lazy turns instead of freewheeling through the universe?

[lollylover]

Originally Posted by smcaaphd

No

Have you ever wondered why the world turns the slow, lazy turns instead of freewheeling through the universe?

yes


have you ever experienced deja vue?


yes


have you ever experienced deja vue?

[AZRIEL]

Last Thursday at high noon, but that was it.


Have you ever wondered how much wood a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[smcaaphd]

No

Have you ever wandered room to room and remembered nothing of your journey through the gloom?

[lollylover]

Originally Posted by AZRIEL

Last Thursday at high noon, but that was it.


Have you ever wondered how much wood a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

No


Would you walk a million miles for one of her smiles (maaaaaaa-meeeeee!)

[AZRIEL]

No.


Have you stabbed anyone in the eye with a spoon?

[smcaaphd]

No but I have with a SPORK

Have you ever closed your eyes and imagined yourself falling, falling, falling - only to have your eyes spring open as you land on the floor, DEAD

[AZRIEL]

Only three times, but I was only half dead each time.

Have you ever worn a pink cowboy hat in public?

[AZRIEL]

On three occurrences, but I was only half dead each time.

Have you ever worn a pink cowboy hat in public?

[smcaaphd]

YES I HAVE

Have you ever worn a pair of leather chaps to a barn dance?

[lollylover]

Originally Posted by smcaaphd

YES I HAVE

Have you ever worn a pair of leather chaps to a barn dance?

NO

have you ever made love under stars? (Az is exempt from answering!)

[smcaaphd]

Ho YES and UNDER stars too

Have you ever had a wish come true?

[lollylover]

Originally Posted by smcaaphd

Ho YES and UNDER stars too

Have you ever had a wish come true?

No.... you keep ignoring me...


Have you ever made a bet you thought you'd never lsoe... and did?

[~Orpheus~]

Originally Posted by lollylover

No.... you keep ignoring me...


Have you ever made a bet you thought you'd never lsoe... and did?

No.


Have you ever been rushed to the emergency room because you had something stuck up your ass?

[AZRIEL]

Yes.

Have you ever been caught having sex in public?

[smcaaphd]

No

Have you ever been scared of the dark?

[newuser123]

no
have you ever ran nude outside

[~Orpheus~]

Originally Posted by newuser123

no
have you ever ran nude outside

Yep.


Have you ever been arrested while you were nude?

[newuser123]

Originally Posted by ~Orpheus~

Yep.


Have you ever been arrested while you were nude?

no
have you ever walked in on someone having sex?

[~Orpheus~]

Originally Posted by newuser123

no
have you ever walked in on someone having sex?

Yes.


Have you ever walked in on yourself having sex?

[AZRIEL]

Twice today, and once tomorrow.


Have you ever made a sex video?

[lollylover]

Originally Posted by newuser123

no
have you ever walked in on someone having sex?

yes... my brother!


have you ever been somewhere that was not as you imagined it would be?

[~Orpheus~]

Originally Posted by AZRIEL

Twice today, and once tomorrow.


Have you ever made a sex video?

Yes.


Have you ever passed out at a titty bar?

[lollylover]

Originally Posted by ~Orpheus~

Yes.


Have you ever passed out at a titty bar?

no

have you done anything criminal when drunk?

[~Orpheus~]

Originally Posted by lollylover

no

have you done anything criminal when drunk?

Yes.


Have you ever done a criminal while drunk?

[lollylover]

Originally Posted by ~Orpheus~

Yes.


Have you ever done a criminal while drunk?

no....not that i remember!


Have you ever woken up with somebody and not known their name?

[~Orpheus~]

Originally Posted by lollylover

no....not that i remember!


Have you ever woken up with somebody and not known their name?

Yes.


Have you ever woken up and not remembered your name?

[Anonymous Master]

No

have you ever thought of suicide?

[lollylover]

Originally Posted by ~Orpheus~

Yes.


Have you ever woken up and not remembered your name?

YES!!! Frequently!



Have you ever wanted to change your name?

[AZRIEL]

No.


Have you ever wanted to change your sex?

[ThorAbad]

No.

Have you ever wanted something you can't have?

[Anonymous Master]

yes

have you ever thought of suicide?

[AZRIEL]

I've often thought alot of people should give it a try.


Have you ever killed for fun?

[Anonymous Master]

Yes, on video games

Ever hated someone, just so much?

[AZRIEL]

Yes.


Have you ever met my ex-wife?

[Anonymous Master]

Yes, but she told me not to tell you

Ever held a gun before?

[~Orpheus~]

Originally Posted by Anonymous Master

Yes, but she told me not to tell you

Ever held a gun before?

Yes.


Have you ever blown a watermelon all to hell with a 12 gauge shotgun?

[lollylover]

Originally Posted by ~Orpheus~

Yes.


Have you ever blown a watermelon all to hell with a 12 gauge shotgun?

No... but it sound like fun! :D

Have you ever eaten something that made you violently ill?

[Anonymous Master]

Yes

Ever tried to murder someone, then later became their friend?

[ThorAbad]

No.

Have you ever been in a fight that's 3/1 against you and won?

[~Orpheus~]

Originally Posted by Anonymous Master

No

Ever tried to murder someone, then later became their friend?

Yes.


Have you ever tried masturbating with jell-O?

[Lioness]

Originally Posted by ~Orpheus~

Yes.


Have you ever tried masturbating with jell-O?

No..is it any fun?

Have you ever made a jello salad complete with pineapple chunks in a couple's bathtub while they were on their honeymoon?