Have you ever

[lollylover]

Originally Posted by Lioness

No..is it any fun?

Have you ever made a jello salad complete with pineapple chunks in a couple's bathtub while they were on their honeymoon?

NO, but that sounds like even more fun that masturabtuing with it!


Have you ever 'coveted thy neighbour's ass'

[ThorAbad]

Yes.

Have you ever loved thy neighbour?

[Lioness]

Originally Posted by ThorAbad

Yes.

Have you ever loved thy neighbour?

No...although I wanted to hit my ceiling with a broom handle while he was nailing someone upstairs and I could hear them.

Have you ever thrown someone into a swimming pool with their clothes on?

[~Orpheus~]

Originally Posted by Lioness

No...although I wanted to hit my ceiling with a broom handle while he was nailing someone upstairs and I could hear them.

Have you ever thrown someone into a swimming pool with their clothes on?

Yes.

Have you ever been thrown into a cesspool without your clothes?

[Lioness]

Originally Posted by ~Orpheus~

Yes.

Have you ever been thrown into a cesspool without your clothes?

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww NO

Have you ever gone down.....a well?

[chainsaviar]

not a well, but i was in underground caverns! Fucking sweet!

have you ever cried cuz youre lonely?

[chainsaviar]

not that i have,,,,lol

[Crosswalker]

Originally Posted by chainsaviar

not a well, but i was in underground caverns! Fucking sweet!

have you ever cried cuz youre lonely?

Yes.

Have you ever inadvertedly gotten Icyhot on your nuts/vag?

[~Orpheus~]

Originally Posted by Crosswalker

Yes.

Have you ever inadvertedly gotten Icyhot on your nuts/vag?

Yes

Have you ever done it on purpose?

[Lioness]

Originally Posted by ~Orpheus~

Yes

Have you ever done it on purpose?

No...because I am very careful with my private area!!

Have you ever gotten yourself stuck in a zipper?

[~Orpheus~]

Originally Posted by Lioness

No...because I am very careful with my private area!!

Have you ever gotten yourself stuck in a zipper?

Yes.

Have you ever gotten stuck inside yourself?

[lollylover]

Originally Posted by Lioness

No...because I am very careful with my private area!!

Have you ever gotten yourself stuck in a zipper?

FUCK .... YES!!!! Jeez, the pain!!! ONG!!!

Have you ever had an embarrassing 'zip break' in a public place...

[Rain]

Originally Posted by lollylover

FUCK .... YES!!!! Jeez, the pain!!! ONG!!!

Have you ever had an embarrassing 'zip break' in a public place...

No.

Have you ever slammed your penis in a drawer?

[Lioness]

No..because I don't have one.

Have you ever licked someone after you had a tingly breath mint?

[~Orpheus~]

Originally Posted by Rain

No.

Have you ever slammed your penis in a drawer?

Yes. (it's highly overrated)

Have you ever put your tit in a vice?

[chainsaviar]

no but i did zip a bit of my bits once. FUCK!

have you ever played disc golf?

[Rain]

Originally Posted by ~Orpheus~

Yes. (it's highly overrated)

Have you ever put your tit in a vice?

No.

Have you ever hit a pedestrian with your vehicle?

[Crosswalker]

Originally Posted by Rain

No.

Have you ever hit a pedestrian with your vehicle?

No, would if I had a vehicle.

Ever cut your scrotum in half on a dresser drawer? (Long story, happened to a friend of mine.)

[lollylover]

Originally Posted by Rain

No.

Have you ever hit a pedestrian with your vehicle?

no...but I've wanted to, does that count?



have you ever let off a smelly one in a crowded place...

[AZRIEL]

Yes~

Have you ever tried to sneak a peek at a crotch shot?

[skype-to-chat]

NO

Have you ever fucked someone you did not like for 5 hours and not cum?

[Lioness]

Originally Posted by skype-to-chat

NO

Have you ever fucked someone you did not like for 5 hours and not cum?

It wasn't for 5 hours though.

Have you gone home with a stranger?

[~Orpheus~]

Originally Posted by Lioness

It wasn't for 5 hours though.

Have you gone home with a stranger?

Yes.


Have you ever followed a stranger home?

[Crosswalker]

Originally Posted by Lioness

It wasn't for 5 hours though.

Have you gone home with a stranger?

Once.

Have you ever punched yourself in the nuts intentionally?

[scottystevens]

Originally Posted by Lioness

It wasn't for 5 hours though.

Have you gone home with a stranger?

Yep...and ended up marrying her

Have you ever had "stranger sex" and not remembered their name or seen them again?

[scottystevens]

Originally Posted by Crosswalker

Once.

Have you ever punched yourself in the nuts intentionally?

No.

Which is why I DON'T work for Johnny Knoxville.

[sibboh]

Originally Posted by scottystevens

Yep...and ended up marrying her

Have you ever had "stranger sex" and not remembered their name or seen them again?

Not tellin' ya..

Have ya ever fallen asleep on th'last train home.. cuz yer pissed.. an' woke up on th'way back to where ya started out..?

[Crosswalker]

Originally Posted by sibboh

Not tellin' ya..

Have ya ever fallen asleep on th'last train home.. cuz yer pissed.. an' woke up on th'way back to where ya started out..?

Eyep.

Ever smashed a window with your bare foot?

(And has anyone else noticed that despite my siggy saying "Stupid people should stop breeding", I've actually done the last two questions I asked?)

[Lioness]

Originally Posted by Crosswalker

Eyep.

Ever smashed a window with your bare foot?

No.

Have you ever smashed a plate on the floor because you were angry?

[sibboh]

Not a plate.. does a cup count.. coz I've done smashed a cup up..

Have ya ever lost time..?

[Lioness]

Originally Posted by sibboh

Not a plate.. does a cup count.. coz I've done smashed a cup up..

Have ya ever lost time..?

Sure...a cup counts..just as long as it was smashed in anger and was broken into lots of little pieces!!!

Yes

Have ya ever lost your mind?

[~Orpheus~]

Originally Posted by Lioness

Sure...a cup counts..just as long as it was smashed in anger and was broken into lots of little pieces!!!

Yes

Have ya ever lost your mind?

Yes.

Have you ever let temptation get the better of you?

[lollylover]

Originally Posted by Lioness

Sure...a cup counts..just as long as it was smashed in anger and was broken into lots of little pieces!!!

Yes

Have ya ever lost your mind?

Morning gorgeous Lioness!


yes... for two weeks (but that's another story...)


have you ever wanted to stand in the middle of the street and just SCREAM!!! as loudly as you could?

[sibboh]

Yes.. I fookin' have.. not all bad but..

Have ya ever won a starin' eye contest..?

[lollylover]

Originally Posted by sibboh

Yes.. I fookin' have.. not all bad but..

Have ya ever won a starin' eye contest..?

Look into my eyes... deeply into my eyes...


Uh... no


have you ever rung a complete stranger and had a conversation with them?

[~Orpheus~]

Originally Posted by lollylover

Look into my eyes... deeply into my eyes...


Uh... no


have you ever rung a complete stranger and had a conversation with them?

Yes


Have you ever hid in a complete strangers closet?

[Rain]

Originally Posted by ~Orpheus~

Yes


Have you ever hid in a complete strangers closet?

Not that I can remember.

Have you ever had sex in the closet?

[~Orpheus~]

Originally Posted by Rain

Not that I can remember.

Have you ever had sex in the closet?

Yes.

Have you ever masturbated at work?

[lollylover]

Originally Posted by Rain

Not that I can remember.

Have you ever had sex in the closet?

Umm... translating 'wardrobe' to 'closet' then, yes


have you ever been scared by a noise in the night?

[sibboh]

Yeppers.. I have Rain.. t'was all kindsa good but..

Have ya ever had an empty closet..?

[lollylover]

Originally Posted by sibboh

Yeppers.. I have Rain.. t'was all kindsa good but..

Have ya ever had an empty closet..?

is that a strange euphemism...?

no


have you ever got on public transport without paying

[~Orpheus~]

Originally Posted by lollylover

is that a strange euphemism...?

no


have you ever got on public transport without paying

Yes

Have you ever molested a defenseless piece of fruit?

[lollylover]

Originally Posted by ~Orpheus~

Yes

Have you ever molested a defenseless piece of fruit?

yes!

have you ever had sex with a piece of fruit

[sibboh]

Originally Posted by ~Orpheus~

Yes

Have you ever molested a defenseless piece of fruit?

T'warn't defencless in the least.. it nobbin' made me tongue swell..

Have ya ever worn winter woollies in the heat of summer..?

[lollylover]

Originally Posted by sibboh

T'warn't defencless in the least.. it nobbin' made me tongue swell..

Have ya ever worn winter woollies in the heat of summer..?

no


have you ever seen your mum (MOM!) or dad naked

[Lioness]

Originally Posted by lollylover

no


have you ever seen your mum (MOM!) or dad naked

Yes...when she had had her aneurysm and was in the convalescent hospital.

Have you ever gone skinny dipping in a river?

[~Orpheus~]

Originally Posted by Lioness

Yes...when she had had her aneurysm and was in the convalescent hospital.

Have you ever gone skinny dipping in a river?

Yes. It's not a very good idea


Have you ever gone skinny dipping in your neighbors pool?

[lollylover]

Originally Posted by Lioness

Yes...when she had had her aneurysm and was in the convalescent hospital.

Have you ever gone skinny dipping in a river?

YEAH!!!


have you ever gone out in a long coat... and NOTHING else


(sobs to himself cos Lioness isn't returning his love today )

[Lioness]

Originally Posted by ~Orpheus~

Yes. It's not a very good idea


Have you ever gone skinny dipping in your neighbors pool?

Oh it's a wonderful idea especially on a hot day!!

Yes I have!

Have you ever had a horse run away with you?

[lollylover]

Originally Posted by Lioness

Oh it's a wonderful idea especially on a hot day!!

Yes I have!

Have you ever had a horse run away with you?

NO


have you ever fallen in love with somebody you shouldn't have fallen in love with

(LL sobs uncontrollably... brokenhearted at the rejection...)